Winny LeBunny here with Animal5 News..

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I apologize for the program interruption but there is big important news tonight that just came from Mississippig town. We urged you, the audience, at home to be more cautious with your surroundings. So, please stay tuned for more information and don’t go anywhere after this short break.

Back to Animal5 News.. with me Winny LeBunny.. As I mentioned earlier, there’s important news from Mississippig town. Apparently, 2 pig brothers from McPiggy family were murdered at the scene. First victim is Alpha McPiggy, the eldest in the family, who died instantly because a wolf ate him. The second victim is Beta McPiggy, The second brother of Alpha, who also died because the wolf ate him. The suspect here, Alexander T. Wolf from a little town called Wolverine City. Now, we are going to ask several neighbors who witnessed the crime…


Winny LeBunny: “Good evening, Mr. Frogolets.. What can you tell us about the crime?”
Mr. Frogolets: “It was very devastating for me to hear and see what was happening in my very own lovable neighborhood. I can’t believe my eyes when I saw the Wolf approached Alpha’s straw house from a distance. He blew the house and BAAM!!.. the house was falling into pieces.. and I saw.. with my own eyes.. the wolf came near to the pig who was hiding on the ground and he ate him up just like that! What a grotesque event! “
Winny LeBunny: “By the name of our Goddess Aiga!!! What a heartless creature the wolf is!! Thank you Mr.Froglets for your information”


So, viewers… From one of our witnesses, we may conclude that this wolf is very dangerous. It is very odd to know about his unethical behavior because from our further investigation about the wolf, he has no police record shown and has been a good resident of Mississipig Town. As the matter of fact, Al the wolf is very active in his community and was a president of wolf-book-club for 2 years. Surprisingly, he loved to take care of his Grandmother who is 80 years old (well.. human ages)! His grandmother also was very shocked about the news. I will quote from her, she said “… my grandson is a very loving creature.. I can’t believe he did such a foolish thing. It breaks my heart to know that now he’s in jail. I don’t have anyone to rely on because his grandfather died a long time ago in a Wolf War IV. No one will ever bake my favorite chocolate windmill cake for my birthday. Each year he always baked my desired cake… I will miss him dearly…” and she started crying again…
To proof our criminal record, lets here a second opinion from another witness that saw the crime..


Winny LeBunny: “Hello Mrs. Deerla.. Can you tell us what you saw that afternoon when the crime occurred? Where were you?”
Mrs. Deerla: “Yes, I was coming home from Cervidae-Park with my son and all I saw was this big Gigantic wolf puffing Betta’s house that made from woods.. then we ran to hid ourselves, next thing I saw the wolf ate the pig and I can clearly see he said, “another fancy dinner..” I was terrified.. I had to close my son’s eyes because it will hurt him mentally about the scene.”
Winny LeBunny: “My oh my… but did it ever occur in your mind that this is an accident event?”
Mrs. Deerla: “What do you mean by that?”
Winny LeBunny: “I mean.. What if the pig died already because of the falling house?”
Mrs. Deerla: “It couldn’t be.. I know for sure that the wolf ate him! Common’ wolf is a Bad bad horrible creature! All of universe inhabitants know that!!!”
Winny LeBunny: “Thank you for your time, Mrs. Deerla”


Last standing victim who survived from the criminal scene is Gamma McPiggy. Astonishingly, He did not have any injuries from the event. However, his mental now disturbed knowing that 2 of his siblings died already. Now, we complete our interview by asking questions to Mr. Gamma Mcpiggy himself about the incident.


Winny LeBunny: “Sorry for the interruption Mr. Mcpiggy, but how do you feel about the incident?”
Mr. Gamma McPiggy: “I’m very miserable! I lost all of my siblings.. *Sobs*”
Winny LeBunny: “Can you recall what was happening that afternoon at your house?”
Mr. Gamma McPiggy: “I remember I received a phone call from my neighbor, Mrs.Deerla, who said that there was this big wolf murdered one of my sibling.. then, I prepared myself for his visits because I know he will visit my house soon. My feeling is never wrong! The bell rang, and yes it was him! He said that he wanted to borrow a cup of sugar to make a birthday cake for his grandmother! NONE SENSE! We all know his intention, he wanted another “fancy dinner”.. So I refused to open the door for him! Then he turned ballistic after my comment about his grandmother! Of course, he started puffing and blowing.. But my house was made out of bricks! He cannot compete with my intellectual minds! Soon after, the police came and caught his act! And yes.. send him to prison!”
Winny LeBunny: “Wow… you are a very courageous creature Mr. McPiggy! I deeply sorry for your lost and hope that you may cope it soon.. Thank you for your time..”


Lastly viewers, what we can learn from this event is.. “Don’t open your door to any stranger! Especially the wolf! He is simply a bad-heartless animal who can easily knock on your door acting sweet and innocent. Currently, the wolf is in Guantanamerra-Prison near the forbidden forest and faced the sentence for all of his life! Live at Mississipig Town, with me Winny LeBunny, Animal5 News…

Wolf Framed by Porn Chops.

We interrupt this program to bring to you breaking news! Two gruesome murders have been reported on NoSugarComingMyWay lane. The main suspect under interrogation at the moment is Al the wolf. For more information don’t touch the clicker or visit our website oinknews.com.

According to our head reporter Wogger Wabbit, the police have found blood stained hay at PIG10210 and sausage casings at PIG10211. Eyewitness super honey collector Mrs. Bee said she had seen the whole debacle and it wasn’t a murder, it was just a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The OMDFPD (Old Mac Donald’s Farm Police Department) refused to comment on the proceedings due to the ongoing investigation.

Wogger Wabbit – Mrs. Bee What were you doing when you saw these events take place?

Mrs. Bee - It all happened so fast, one minute I was collecting honey and the next I saw two dead pigs and a sick wolf. I was collecting honey to make my famous honey ice cream with honey and choco chip coating for Al’s granny’s birthday, when I saw Al and decided to speak to him. He mentioned he was on the lookout for a cup of sugar because he had run out of it at the last moment while making a cake for his grandma.

Wogger Wabbit – Is it true that it was pollen from you that caused Al to sneeze and blow the houses down?

Mrs. Bee – Yes it was the pollen in the air due to my honey collection. We were just talking about Grandma Wolf when we heard the first pig curse at the two of us, just then the pollen from my legs which began to infiltrate Al the Wolf’s nostrils causing him to sneeze and thus blowing the house down. It was at this point when we both found the first ping mangled in the hay with blood oozing out of his head. Even though Al was saddened by this fatality he couldn’t just leave good food to spoil. So, he made ham of the dead pig and devoured it.

Wogger Wabbit – What about the other two pigs Mrs. Bee?

Mrs. Bee - It was now getting late so I walked with Al to the second pigs home to ask for sugar. But, before we could even knock at the stick door we saw red gleaming eyes and heard a fuming grunt. On approaching the door we heard the second pig babbling something to the effect of, get out you hideous creatures.

Wogger Wabbit – How did Al take this?

Mrs. Bee - Al spoke up saying, “Sorry Sir I am only here to get a cup of sugar I mean no harm.” Just then the pollen began to play up with Al the wolf’s asthma and he began to sneeze, thus blowing down the second pig’s house and killing him. Amongst the rubble Al found some chicken sausages and sausage casings. It was just too tempting and Al couldn’t bare the site of wasted food, so he decided to make sausages out of the second pig and have his second meal of the day.

Wogger Wabbit- Who called the police? And how did they know where to find the wolf?

Mrs. Bee -It was almost afternoon and Al still had no sugar. He decided to go next door to the third pig’s house, hoping that the third pig would be nicer and generous. But, when we approached the walk way there were cops pulling into the drive way. Al didn’t know what was happening and had nowhere to run. It was the third pig that called the police claiming to have seen Al the wolf murder the other two pigs.

Wogger Wabbit – Thank you so much for coming on our show Mrs. Bee and answering our questions.

Mrs. Bee – Thank you for having me, I hope Al is given a fair trial.

Wogger Wabbit – That’s all from me folks, back to you Steve.

Steve - At this moment Al is still being questioned by lead detectives on the case. The OMDFPD refused to give out details of whether Al would make bail or if he had a lawyer.

Stay tuned, coming up next after the break is Sharon with details on the Supreme Court versus Little Bo Peep.

Alexander T. Wolf's Trial Alive

… Please stay tune with BSN as we having Martha reporting alive at Wild Hill’s court room.
Thanks James. We are alive outside of the court room where the trial to Alexander T. Wolf is being held. Now let’s recap the facts around this case. Alexander T. Wolf after spending several months in jail has not received a sentence yet and this case remains unsolved. He still claims himself as innocent on the murdered of two famous pigs, Porky and Babe. He said: “I am innocent. I am being judge based on the fact that I am a wolf and wolfs have a reputation of being killers but I will do whatever it takes to prove mi innocence”.
Well Martha, it seems like if his allegation is being treat unfair because he is a wolf, let’s remind our audience that statistics shows a high percentage of crime and murders in this town are committed by wolfs.
That’s right James; he is claiming being unfair treated because of his nature, he has no criminal records however there is evidence which accuses Alexander T. Wolf as the murder but there are huge discrepancies on the different sides of the stories and that is the cause for the judges not to give a final verdict. Let’s also note that if he is found guilty he could face death penalty according to the law here in Wild Hill where they reside. We tried to have an interview with Alexander himself or his lawyer but both had declined of offering any details to the press. Forensics and detectives are still working on investigations. As per the only relative who survived, he was discharged yesterday after remaining several weeks hospitalized for suffering a heart attack that might’ve been caused by the impact of the murdered of his other two brothers.
Martha, we’ve been informed that he will be testifying today is that correct.
That is correct James; we haven’t seen him come out just yet. His testimony is actually considered as the last piece on this case that caught the world’s attention mostly because of the several versions we’ve heard around it. He had several interviews with the detectives working on this case, however as it has been known, he wasn’t present at the moment where the murders took place but no further details have been revealed. James, at the end of the trial one of the detectives will give a press conference…

James, we’ve heard that this trial finally has come to an end and Alexander T. Wolf has been convicted to death penalty on the murder of Porky and Babe. We are seeing now the surviving pig, Doug. Let’s hear what he has to say: “We are very pleased with our legal system finally the villain will pay for what he did. He took away my brothers, the only thing I had, and he has destroyed not only their lives but mine too. He must pay with his own life that’s just justice…”
Let’s hear to Alexander’s grandmother: “This is a huge mistake, my grandson is innocent he is a good wolf and is being unfairly treated…”
As we could appreciate she is destroyed by the news of her grandson….
Alexander did not want to give any interview or talk to the press neither has his lawyer but it was his little brother John who claimed: “I’ll revenge my bro’s death. All of you people have made a huge mistake on accusing him of something he did not do and be aware that you and your children will hear from me...”
A good bye letter from Alexander to Grandma’ and the lil bro has been revealed on it he tells his side of the story and “the only true” of the facts. He claims his innocence until the time he is taken to the gas chamber.

The Villain of the Duality

(sirens going off)

September 11th - The Tragic Day

At 8 a.m. Monday, September 11th, the bloody remains of two medium sized pigs were found around Lakeshire, Piggington, just a mile away from each other.

According to the Police, the similar style of the slaying and the scenes of the remains strongly recommend a connection between the two pigs' killers, or killer; that's right, we've got a serial killer in town!

The authority warns the public, that the killer aims for pink pigs between the weight range of 200 pounds to 300 pounds. No gender preference. And looking at the mutilated bodies of these pigs, it seems like the suspect is well built, ferocious, and extremely strong.

September 12th - Fishing for Hate

After a day empty searching, the Police found no traces of the villain. They have decided to use the victims' brother as a bait, to draw out the criminal. Willing to cooperate at full capacity, the brother of the dead victims, Dr. Piggeinstein says to the Police:" I will do whatever it takes to bring this monster in custody! A finger for a finger, an eye for an eye! He has to pay the damn price!"

Later in the day, as Dr. Piggeinstein enjoys his sunny bath in the muddy garden, a wolf emerges in sight. He was in a worker's outfit, with a pair of dark shades on, and holding what appears to be a club in hand. As he picked up his pace, the police surrounding the pig house rushed up, snapped the wolf in hands and pinned him onto ground.

"What the hell is going on? I was just going to sweep the sidewalk clean," explained the wolf, "Let go of me!"

"You mister, are under arrest! Now keep that big mouth of yours shut before I shut it for you." The Police banged the wolf's head against the floor, and the wolf passed out.

September 13th - The Interrogation

Alex T. Wolf, standing 6 feet tall and weighing 230 pounds, with no prior criminal records. Many interviewees vouched for him and said Alex is a great guy. "He always helped milk me when I felt a little under the weather," said Mrs. SkinnyCow.

"Who are you? Why were you trying to sneak up against Dr. Piggeinstein? WHY DID YOU MURDER THOSE INNOCENT PIGS?" No matter how many times the questions were asked, the wolf only said he was innocent. According to an insider, the wolf seemed really sincere, maybe it's all a mistake, he's really innocent. Or is he?

The forensics conducted a DNA analysis and discovered that the hair evidence found at the crime scene to match that of Alex T. Wolf's. Alex freaked out and had a panic attack as he is informed such absurdity. Afraid that the wolf may be crazy, a psychiatrist is called in to assist.

September 14th - The Diagnosis

After hours of psychological questioning, Alex T. Wolf seemed to be breaking down! With veins popping, hair standing, and eyes bulging, the wolf seemed to be undergoing some weird transition.
All of a sudden, his voice sounded differently.

"What.. do you want from ME?! Why are you tormenting Alex like this. He is a great boy.. leave him alone!"

"Who are you?? I am just trying to help," explains the psychiatrist.

Angered, the wolf jumped and darted himself toward the poor psychiatrist. He grabbed the man's neck and whispered into his ears. "You really wanna know who I am? I am Alex's older brother, John. John T. Wolf. And for your information Doc, I killed those bastard pigs. I killed them both. They are just like their mother, the racist bitch that accused my innocent father of rape. Now go to the stupid police and tell them to find me. Leave Alex alone!"

Frightened, the psychiatrist exited and spoke to the Police and explained the case of Alex T. Wolf. "It seems like Alex T. Wolf is suffering from a severe case of split personality. Because he cannot process the fact that his dearest brother and father are both dead, a part of him took on the role of John, his older brother, to cope with the cruel facts." The psychiatrist continued, "Alex T. Wolf is a victim himself. Suffering extreme tragedies since such an early age. Whenever Alex can no longer repress his sorrows, his other side, John would kick in. It is probably during that time that he seeks out the pigs for revenge."

September 15th - The Trial Decisions

(closing statements)

Prosecution:" Dear Jury, I have been personally devastated by our loss. Two innocent citizens have been brutally abused, and murdered in cold blood. Such atrocious of an act, the villain of the crime must be punished. The dead pig brothers have not only been our friends, neighbors, they have been like family members to us. What would you do, if your family members have been brutalized and mutilated? Would would you do, if your family members have been stripped of their most basic right - the right to live. So cruel that the devil takes shame in the wolf's actions. I hereby sincerely call for all of your conscience and vote Alex T. Wolf guilty.

Defense:" Impressive. The prosecutor can really sound very convincing at times. But do not let emotions blind your judgments. Alex T. Wolf has been through a lot. A lot more than anyone here. So much for an young adult, he has faced countless obstacles that people like you and me can only IMAGINE. Everyone makes mistakes. And just like everyone, Alex T. Wolf has made a mistake himself. He was too traumatized that his subconsciousness took over and committed something that he would never do. I bet he feels more remorse and regretful than anybody in this room. Two wrongs do not make it right. Now, Dear Jury, you have the power to make this right. I plead you all to vote my client not guilty.

After ten hours of hot debate among the jurors the decision has been reached. Alex T. Wolf is voted not guilty, but he must be administered to the Animal Mental Institute until he is fully recovered.

"This is not how it is supposed to end. How could the court let him walk!? He killed my brothers. He must die!" Dr. Piggeinstein yelled as reporters surrounded him outside the courthouse.

September 15th - The Final Incident

As the Police was transporting Alex T. Wolf toward the psychiatric center in the province, something happened.

Later that day, the Police car was discovered in the middle of a road, flipped upside down. The Police Officers were both dead with gunshot wounds, and a bullet has been put through the head of Alex T. Wolf.

Next to the crime scene, a manuscript is found. It reads:"I, Alex T. Wolf, have lied. And I deserve to die. I am a Big Bad Wolf."

Copycat Killer

Yesterday, at approximately 3 pm, there were two deaths reported on Fairy Tale Lane. The shocking part of this horrible event is that the popular childhood story called “Three Little Pigs” is an important piece of these deaths. According to Little Red, the reason for these deaths was because we have a copycat killer of the wolf from this children’s story. Witnesses say that they saw Alexander T. Wolf a.k.a. Al, at the scene of the crime. “He was trying to break into my best friend’s house” said the cow that jumped over the moon. According to Al, he was trying to borrow some sugar to make a cake for his grandmothers’ birthday, so he decided to see if pig 1 would give him some sugar. Then, he accidentally blew down his house, killing him pig 1. Al stated, “It seemed like a shame to leave a perfectly good ham dinner lying there in the straw. So I ate it up.” Pig 3 tried to attack Al while I was interviewing, which led to my camera man breaking his hand. (If any one wants a job, I’m hiring.) I kept trying to interview Pig 3, but he was still in shock of what Alexander T. Wolf did, I mean was suspected of doing. After Al ate up Pig 1, he went to Pig 2’s house to look for the sugar for the cake he wanted to bake for his grandmother. Coincidentally, the same exact thing that happened to Pig 1 happened to Pig 2. Al tried to do the same thing to Pig 3, but he was a little smarter than his brothers. So the wolf got caught by the police as he was breaking in or sneezing, according to him. When I mentioned to Alexander T. Wolf that hew was being called a “copycat killer”, he got really upset and said, “I am original. I am not trying to be anyone else but myself. I would never kill anyone, or at least not on purpose. I do not want to be compared to that wolf. We have nothing in common and I don’t see the connection.” He could believe all that he wants to believe, but the real question is, Does Alexander T. Wolf even have a grandmother? And was it really her birthday? Join me tomorrow to find out what really happened and the charges against Alexander T. Wolf, if any. That’s all folks.

One day of Mr. Alexander T. Wolf life.

The small town story that had happened with the Three Little Pigs fetched a big interest around its population. The Wolf attacked the Three Little Pigs and ate two of them for a dinner. The media reporters found out about the story with all of the “Huff and puff and blow your house down”. A chase for a sensation sometimes hides a real story. They made Mr. Alexander T. Wolf “ the Big Bad Wolf”. He was arrested and now he is waiting for a trial. To better understand what was a real motive behind his actions and to understand the real story we have to hear both sides. The media usually represents the story from the Little Pigs perspectives only. They are small, quiet and defenseless. But what about the Wolf? To better understand the issue, I am going to investigate his side of the story
The story of a wolf named Alexander.T.Wolf and how a little pig changed his life. Many animals lived in a small quiet town where they became friends. One day Mr. Wolf decided to make a birthday cake for his lovely grandmother. Even though he had “a terrible sneezing cold” Alexander T. Wolf continued with the birthday cake but ran out of sugar. He decided to approach his neighbors and ask for a cup of sugar. The Three Little Pigs were called lazy, funky and fresh. The first brother pig was not very forward looking and built his house out of straw. When Alexander asked him for a cup of sugar, Lazy didn’t even answer. Given unfortunate cold, Mr. Wolf “sneezed a great sneeze” and inadvertly the weak house fell down and killed a little pig.
The same thing had happened to the Second Little Pig who built his house out of sticks. Mr. Wolf ended up in a situation were he had two juicy young pigs on his hands ready to eat and the only reasonable thing to do was to have them for a dinner. It was innocent accidents that lead to the death of two pigs. Some might say that it was even pigs’ fault that they did not built more secure houses with protection in he case of severe winds. To build a house like that would require a lot more effort from the pigs but they happened to be lazy and paid the price at the end. It is clear, the Wolf did not intend to attack the pigs nor did he want to kill them in order to get a good dinner. However, being a wolf in such a situation is not easy. Would that had been a cow or some other animal, nobody would ever suspect them in intentional murder.
The Third Little Pig was smart. He had a big strong house of bricks. When Alexander asked for a cup of sugar, he didn’t opened a door. Moreover, he shouted, “ Get out of here, Wolf. Don’t bother me again”. “What a pig!” Wolf was ready to go home when he “felt his cold coming on”. He sneezed and huffed and snuffed. “Then the third Pig yelled, “ And your old granny can sit on a pin”. So, usually “a pretty calm fellow” could not constrain himself and the Wolf “was framed”.
From mine point of view, the Wolf is not guilty. Sometimes the Pigs’ behavior might be the cause of the Wolf trouble. I hope that my investigation will help the jury look at the core of this case and be fair and free of tags placed by the society on some individuals just because of who they are.

Inexplicably but fact

“For several years it’s been something strange going on in the village,” – animals say trying to hide in their houses. Reporters from “Animal planet’s news” were sent yesterday to a little Woodskillvoice village which is upstate New York. A new investigation started there when two little pigs found their death. Mr. T. Wolf was arrested and accused of the murder of two brothers. Animals are looking forward to the trial. But even after this arrest nobody feels save anymore.
Our reporters started their own investigation because none of the officials can say anything about Mr. T. Wolf’s motive. On the one hand, it is clear that wolfs and pigs naturally can not be good friends but they do not eat each other. And the time of the cannibals (since everybody was considered brothers and sisters in Woodskillvoice) was over centuries ago. On the other hand, almost the same story happened in this village two years ago when Ms. Fox cooked just-born baby of Ms. Duck. Ms. Fox was arrested and sent to jail but she never pleaded herself guilty and soon became crazy.
Woodskillvoice village is a small place located thirteen miles away from the closest little town, surrounded by hard passable forest. Animals of the village say that sometimes at night you can hear frightful uproar and voice from the woods. “And when you hear this voice, - Ms. Cow says, - something is changing inside of your body, the anger starts growing, and you are ready to kill somebody! Oh, poor Mr. T. Wolf! It got him too!” She started to cry and closed her door.
“Mr. T. Wolf is a good but very weak man, I guess, - Mr. Horse says, - hope I am not the next one!” All the animals were scared and everyone felt sorry for Mr. T. Wolf except the brother of two killed pigs who insisted that wolf is dangerous for the society and has to be in jail forever. Mr. Wolf was in shock and looked very sad. All he talked about was: “I just went to get some sugar to make a birthday cake for my dear old granny! But I heard that voice…”