... these are the first words from Wolf who was not too long convicted of a double homicide...
I was just doing my job i tell you, well see it wasn't my job yet but i was preparing to become a buildings department inspector, which i was obviously overqualified for. That day i was walking along when i noticed this ridiculous house built entirely from straw. I mean what idiot does that. So i knock on the door to have a word with this airhead when the nastiest little pig ask who was there. I answered him, "little pig, little pig let me come in??" The nerve on this guy, he tells me "no, no, by the hair on my chinny chin chin!!!". Now i don't even know what that means but sounds like an insult to me. So joking around i tell this guy i was going to knock his entire house down simply by blowing on it. Sure enough this guys house came tumbling down. To this day i don't know how it came down. When i rushed to check on him he was gone. I paniced and ate him. I didnt know how to explain the incident no one would believe so i tried to hide the evidence it was an accident!!!
... Then how do explain the second pig???....
This just wasnt my day!!!! I finally get out of there and about an hour later i'm walking down a desolate field when i notice this puny little house built just from sticks. I say to myself this guys life is in danger, his house could fall as easy as the idiot who built his house from straw. i go up to the door and knock. When this pig answers i ask him the same question, may i come in? Again i get the answer, "no, no not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!!" Im saying to myself what the fuck could this mean, now upset because i think this pig is trying to insult me again, I took a deep breath and let it out slowly in order to calm down. What do you now??? this guys house tumbles right on top of him. i Know i cant leave the evidence behind no one believe me if i told them. So i ate him right up.
.... wait so how exactly did you get caught....
The third pig was a rat!! i try to compliment him on his nice brick house and he trys to cook me!!
can you believe that!! And here i am imprisoned like im the criminal. That was attempted murder what he did there!!
2 comments:
I like the way you put your story together. U can't blame somebody for doing their job!
I also liked your thoughts and the way u wrote. In my response I blamed the wolf and you are saying he was doing his job...I see from ur prospective he was fully innocent...not bad...
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