Sunday, May 18, 2008

Winny LeBunny here with Animal5 News..

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I apologize for the program interruption but there is big important news tonight that just came from Mississippig town. We urged you, the audience, at home to be more cautious with your surroundings. So, please stay tuned for more information and don’t go anywhere after this short break.

Back to Animal5 News.. with me Winny LeBunny.. As I mentioned earlier, there’s important news from Mississippig town. Apparently, 2 pig brothers from McPiggy family were murdered at the scene. First victim is Alpha McPiggy, the eldest in the family, who died instantly because a wolf ate him. The second victim is Beta McPiggy, The second brother of Alpha, who also died because the wolf ate him. The suspect here, Alexander T. Wolf from a little town called Wolverine City. Now, we are going to ask several neighbors who witnessed the crime…


Winny LeBunny: “Good evening, Mr. Frogolets.. What can you tell us about the crime?”
Mr. Frogolets: “It was very devastating for me to hear and see what was happening in my very own lovable neighborhood. I can’t believe my eyes when I saw the Wolf approached Alpha’s straw house from a distance. He blew the house and BAAM!!.. the house was falling into pieces.. and I saw.. with my own eyes.. the wolf came near to the pig who was hiding on the ground and he ate him up just like that! What a grotesque event! “
Winny LeBunny: “By the name of our Goddess Aiga!!! What a heartless creature the wolf is!! Thank you Mr.Froglets for your information”


So, viewers… From one of our witnesses, we may conclude that this wolf is very dangerous. It is very odd to know about his unethical behavior because from our further investigation about the wolf, he has no police record shown and has been a good resident of Mississipig Town. As the matter of fact, Al the wolf is very active in his community and was a president of wolf-book-club for 2 years. Surprisingly, he loved to take care of his Grandmother who is 80 years old (well.. human ages)! His grandmother also was very shocked about the news. I will quote from her, she said “… my grandson is a very loving creature.. I can’t believe he did such a foolish thing. It breaks my heart to know that now he’s in jail. I don’t have anyone to rely on because his grandfather died a long time ago in a Wolf War IV. No one will ever bake my favorite chocolate windmill cake for my birthday. Each year he always baked my desired cake… I will miss him dearly…” and she started crying again…
To proof our criminal record, lets here a second opinion from another witness that saw the crime..


Winny LeBunny: “Hello Mrs. Deerla.. Can you tell us what you saw that afternoon when the crime occurred? Where were you?”
Mrs. Deerla: “Yes, I was coming home from Cervidae-Park with my son and all I saw was this big Gigantic wolf puffing Betta’s house that made from woods.. then we ran to hid ourselves, next thing I saw the wolf ate the pig and I can clearly see he said, “another fancy dinner..” I was terrified.. I had to close my son’s eyes because it will hurt him mentally about the scene.”
Winny LeBunny: “My oh my… but did it ever occur in your mind that this is an accident event?”
Mrs. Deerla: “What do you mean by that?”
Winny LeBunny: “I mean.. What if the pig died already because of the falling house?”
Mrs. Deerla: “It couldn’t be.. I know for sure that the wolf ate him! Common’ wolf is a Bad bad horrible creature! All of universe inhabitants know that!!!”
Winny LeBunny: “Thank you for your time, Mrs. Deerla”


Last standing victim who survived from the criminal scene is Gamma McPiggy. Astonishingly, He did not have any injuries from the event. However, his mental now disturbed knowing that 2 of his siblings died already. Now, we complete our interview by asking questions to Mr. Gamma Mcpiggy himself about the incident.


Winny LeBunny: “Sorry for the interruption Mr. Mcpiggy, but how do you feel about the incident?”
Mr. Gamma McPiggy: “I’m very miserable! I lost all of my siblings.. *Sobs*”
Winny LeBunny: “Can you recall what was happening that afternoon at your house?”
Mr. Gamma McPiggy: “I remember I received a phone call from my neighbor, Mrs.Deerla, who said that there was this big wolf murdered one of my sibling.. then, I prepared myself for his visits because I know he will visit my house soon. My feeling is never wrong! The bell rang, and yes it was him! He said that he wanted to borrow a cup of sugar to make a birthday cake for his grandmother! NONE SENSE! We all know his intention, he wanted another “fancy dinner”.. So I refused to open the door for him! Then he turned ballistic after my comment about his grandmother! Of course, he started puffing and blowing.. But my house was made out of bricks! He cannot compete with my intellectual minds! Soon after, the police came and caught his act! And yes.. send him to prison!”
Winny LeBunny: “Wow… you are a very courageous creature Mr. McPiggy! I deeply sorry for your lost and hope that you may cope it soon.. Thank you for your time..”


Lastly viewers, what we can learn from this event is.. “Don’t open your door to any stranger! Especially the wolf! He is simply a bad-heartless animal who can easily knock on your door acting sweet and innocent. Currently, the wolf is in Guantanamerra-Prison near the forbidden forest and faced the sentence for all of his life! Live at Mississipig Town, with me Winny LeBunny, Animal5 News…

1 comment:

BRESKA said...

the names you chose to your characters made your whole article even more interesting for me to read ...
i like the way you somehow managed to be creative yet at the same time didnt change the whole story altogether