Pyra Panks Show
Pyra Panks: HI, welcome all to the Pyra Panks show. Today we’re going to talk about a very serious case that no one had found a solution to.
Many pigs have been killed by Big Bad wolf who claimed himself innocent because he was just doing his job. I have the official trial that we will watch together after this break.
(After the commercial break) As I was saying earlier two innocent pigs have been killed by a big bad wolf in Lost Animal’s land; for many, it has been a shock because these pigs didn’t deserve to die. However, Mr. Wolf without any compassion is saying that he has been convicted of a murder that he has to do as part of his job. Here is the formal trial:
Your honor, in front of you is Mr. Wolf who has been convicted of the murder of the two little pigs.
Honor: What do you have to say for your accusation?
Mr. Wolf: Your Honor I tried to explain to these people that I was just doing my job!
Honor: Is eating pigs your job?
Mr. Wolf: Actually I didn’t eat them, I killed them.
(The crowd angry, screaming, yelling…)
Honor: (knocking on his table) Silence in the courtroom please!!! It’s still murder. Explain yourself Mr. Wolf!!!
Mr. Wolf: My Honor, do you like my meat products???
Honor: Mr. Wolf, I am not the one here for accusation. Proceed to the question that I ask you. Why did you kill these innocent pigs?
Mr. Wolf: Where do you think you get the delicious bacon that you eat when you’re having breakfast??? Where do you think you get these yummy hotdogs and sausage that you eat when you’re having lunch??? They are all made of the meat of these pigs. I’ve been killing pigs for several years for my charcuterie. I cook these pigs to prepare meat products such as bacon, sausage, hot dogs that all of you, in this courtroom accusing me of murder, have been eaten for several years. I was caught up because of this third pig that I couldn’t kill which is now your witness. Therefore, we are all murderers because all of you are a consumer of my meat products. If you think it’s fair to put me in prison for something that we are all tied up then let injustice be. I have nothing else to say!!!
(Pyra Panks tuning off the clip of the formal trial that was ended)
Pyra Panks: From now on ladies and gentlemen, there was no verdict found for this trial. From sources, I heard that the Honor and the crowd were all shocked and couldn’t believe their ears. Some were throwing up, while some were crying feeling guilty. It’s a twisted story that has made all of us guilty of the murder of these two little pigs. Also, the third little pig which is the witness has been seen going crazy since this incident because he also was a customer of Mr. Wolf's charcuterie.
Thanks to all you who watched the Pyra Banks show today! Have a great week-end!
2 comments:
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I really enjoyed this, its based on the true story but it has a cute and humorous twist to it. As i read through it created a scenery in my head because i actually saw the courtroom, the wolf in one stand and the pig in the other saying their sides in regards to mr.wolf being a murderer. He did make a very valid point about it being his job and kind of made everyone in the courtroom look stupid in my opinion. This was well written. i also thought the fake tyra banks name was funny as well (pyra pranks)
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