Thinking of the society

The state of New Pigland vs. Wolf

The lawyer of Mr. Wolfe:

Your honor, in front of you is sitting an innocent animal who was trying to save the neighborhood of many deaths. I will explain to you the true story of what happened that cold night on September 22, 2009.

As you may heard on television and read in the newspapers, swine flu is one of the biggest threats in our state. The animals that initiated this sickness in that particular neighborhood were the three brothers, The Three Little Pigs. After they came back from Teklixico, they did not report their sicknesses to the hospital, and it consequently infected many animals of that city. One such animal was Mr. Wolf. He had all the symptoms of a swine flu like headache, high body temperature, coughing, fever, sneezing, etc.. Mr. Wolf, as a good citizen, went to the hospital where he got medicine against the flu. The side-effects of that medicine were unusual behavior and certain food cravings.

That day, September 22, 2009, Mr. Wolf's grandmother celebrated her eightieth birthday. Mr. Wolf wanted to make a special gift for her, a home-made cake. Since he valued his grandmother so much, he, instead of staying in bed, went to his neighbor to ask for sugar.

Still under influence of the medicine of the swine flu, he went to Mr. First Little Pig. As soon as he came to his house, a powerful sneeze came out. This sneeze destroyed Mr. First Little Pig's house. It was not Mr. Wolf's fault that the constructors of this house did a poor job building it. Unfortunately the destruction, killed Mr. First Little Pig. Being a good innocent animal, who thinks about the health and safety of other animals in the neighborhood, Mr. Wolf ate Mr. First Little Pig so the deadly disease would not spread around. This fact made Mr. Wolf feel better since he was saving the society.

But he still needed the sugar for the cake, so he went on to the Second Little Pig's house. There, he sneezed again, and the house crumbled down. (Maybe this house was done by the same constructors as the first one?). Mr. Wolf saw the dead body and decided to get rid of it by eating it as well so nobody else would get down with the swine flu.

Mr. Wolf then went to the Third Little Pig's House to ask for a cup of sugar. Mr. Wolf sneezed there as well and Mr. Third Little Pig thought that Mr. Wolf is attacking his house so he screamed and kicked Mr. Wolf. Mr. Wolf obviously did not want to get killed so he fought back. At this point, police of the state came and arrested Mr. Wolf for murder of Two Little Pigs.

Mr. Wolf did not have intentions to kill anyone, he wanted to save the society from deadly sickness of swine flu which Three Little Pigs were spreading. In fact, Mr. Wolf did not murder anyone, Two Little Pigs were killed by negligence of the constructors of their houses.

So what's the guilt of Mr. Wolf? Is it the fact that he was trying to save the world by stopping the lethal disease?

Katt: The Pig-mp Chronicles Part 3

FEBRUARY 10TH, 2008
Green-poink, New York

After almost everyone had testified for and against the wolf, on the third day of trial, it has come down to the mother's turn, Ms. Katt, to promise to say “the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.”

As the wolf had known it himself, there was something that nobody knew and Ms. Katt was ready to confess. This was the summary of the controversial story:

See, the mother and the wolf kept an intimate relationship for several months. The wolf indeed loved her but somehow they couldn’t abstain from having relationship problems. The wolf, being a very fierce animal, wanted someone who would represent him after his death, and being so tremendously in love as he was with the sow, he wanted a child with her!

Just a few months after they slept together for the first time, it became more and more apparent to both individuals that the pig was in fact pregnant. This made the wolf as happy as he had ever been and so, he waited for the arrival of his first little baby with a big smile.

On December 4th, 2000, when Ren was given birth to, the little pig did not possess any of the appearances of the wolf. He had a squiggly tail, pink complexion, round nose, white hair, and almost every sound reproduced was an “oink.” Ren was clearly 100% pig, and not an animal of mixture of a pig and wolf. The DNA that the judge beheld proved this manifestation.

After repeated denials, the sow finally confessed that she in fact had cheated on the wolf with the next-door neighbor, Mr. Long Love. Their relations traced back to 1987 before they were separated by The Oink-Meow War. Ren was the son of Mr. Long Love and the wolf had every reason to be mad.

It did not take too long until the wolf was diagnosed with severe psychological damage. The doctors declared that this was a extremely alarming situation and that the wolf’s miserable mental trauma could cause him to react in certain uncontrollable manners.

By Fall 2007, Mr. Long Love had worked effectively to accumulate the amount of heirs to three little fat oinky pigs. December 4th, 2007, Ren's seventh birthday, constantly reminded the wolf of the atrocities and the conflicting twist of life which that day had caused him. Exactly at 11:38 P.M. while everybody slept, the wolf spread gallons of gasoline at the tents that each little pig lived him, and by 12:15 AM the town of Green-poink was filled with the smell of burned ham. It was evidently not under the conscious desires of the wolf to cause such a disaster. Nevertheless, his ruined mentality had forced him to commit acts without him even realizing what was occurring and why he was doing so. His mind commanded everything he had done.

Today, Katt's inability to remain loyal to her ex-partner has proven to cause many misfortunes not only in the lives of her family, but also in the delicate sentiments of the wolf. It is time for these female pigs to control their desires and stick to one male. Ms. Heartbreaker, just remember that night when you desperately gave up your body to Mr. Wolf and he honestly confessed to you that he loved you and that it would destroy him if you were ever disloyal to him. Meanwhile he howled his pure love feelings, you responded with loud oinks.

You have to believe it when they say that a man’s heart is also sensitive when it comes down to matters of love. Prove your inner emotions and do not mislead a man.