FEBRUARY 10TH, 2008
Green-poink, New York
After almost everyone had testified for and against the wolf, on the third day of trial, it has come down to the mother's turn, Ms. Katt, to promise to say “the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.”
As the wolf had known it himself, there was something that nobody knew and Ms. Katt was ready to confess. This was the summary of the controversial story:
See, the mother and the wolf kept an intimate relationship for several months. The wolf indeed loved her but somehow they couldn’t abstain from having relationship problems. The wolf, being a very fierce animal, wanted someone who would represent him after his death, and being so tremendously in love as he was with the sow, he wanted a child with her!
Just a few months after they slept together for the first time, it became more and more apparent to both individuals that the pig was in fact pregnant. This made the wolf as happy as he had ever been and so, he waited for the arrival of his first little baby with a big smile.
On December 4th, 2000, when Ren was given birth to, the little pig did not possess any of the appearances of the wolf. He had a squiggly tail, pink complexion, round nose, white hair, and almost every sound reproduced was an “oink.” Ren was clearly 100% pig, and not an animal of mixture of a pig and wolf. The DNA that the judge beheld proved this manifestation.
After repeated denials, the sow finally confessed that she in fact had cheated on the wolf with the next-door neighbor, Mr. Long Love. Their relations traced back to 1987 before they were separated by The Oink-Meow War. Ren was the son of Mr. Long Love and the wolf had every reason to be mad.
It did not take too long until the wolf was diagnosed with severe psychological damage. The doctors declared that this was a extremely alarming situation and that the wolf’s miserable mental trauma could cause him to react in certain uncontrollable manners.
By Fall 2007, Mr. Long Love had worked effectively to accumulate the amount of heirs to three little fat oinky pigs. December 4th, 2007, Ren's seventh birthday, constantly reminded the wolf of the atrocities and the conflicting twist of life which that day had caused him. Exactly at 11:38 P.M. while everybody slept, the wolf spread gallons of gasoline at the tents that each little pig lived him, and by 12:15 AM the town of Green-poink was filled with the smell of burned ham. It was evidently not under the conscious desires of the wolf to cause such a disaster. Nevertheless, his ruined mentality had forced him to commit acts without him even realizing what was occurring and why he was doing so. His mind commanded everything he had done.
Today, Katt's inability to remain loyal to her ex-partner has proven to cause many misfortunes not only in the lives of her family, but also in the delicate sentiments of the wolf. It is time for these female pigs to control their desires and stick to one male. Ms. Heartbreaker, just remember that night when you desperately gave up your body to Mr. Wolf and he honestly confessed to you that he loved you and that it would destroy him if you were ever disloyal to him. Meanwhile he howled his pure love feelings, you responded with loud oinks.
You have to believe it when they say that a man’s heart is also sensitive when it comes down to matters of love. Prove your inner emotions and do not mislead a man.
1 comment:
Hey Allan, I loved your story! The plot was really unique and very humorous as well. It was also very detailed with exact dates and times.
I liked how you didn't choose a path of portraying the wolf as a "big bad wolf" or making him seem innocently accused for something he didn't do. Instead you showed how he in fact DID commit a crime but justified his actions. Even though you didn't specifically state the outcome of the trial and left room for interpretation, it can be predicted that the wolf will probably be able to plead temporary insanity.
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