The surviving pig is sobbing in the front of his brick house. There are many animals around him and ask if there is anything they can help.
Reporter: Hello Mr. Piggy. This is AHEAD NEWS. Why do you sound so sad, is there anything happened to you?
Surviving Piggy: Oh, there is nothing more brutal and cruel story can happen in this world like this. My whole family is suddenly gone, except me. My two innocent brothers, they were killed and eaten by the cold-blooded wolf, and he was trying to kill me, too. Luckily, I was able to survive by my wisdom and alertness. Although I am alive, I am still frightened and feel hopeless. I cannot predict the exact date of that cold blood wolf’s next visit. I can not live peacefully as long as the wolf is still alive. Isn’t that unfair? We are all the citizens of Animal Garden, but why we have such different in rights. He is live with his happiness, because he has authority to killing. Then we are live with scared and hopeless. Isn’t that unfair? I am so angry about this unequal animal right. I am so anger. ( Piggy’s face turn in red, and agitated of emotion)
Reporter: Calm down, clam down, Mr. Piggy. I am so sad to hear that you suffered from your brothers’ death. I believe you can defeat the authority of killing at someday in the future. (Face up camera) Now, audience let’s look at the wolf side story.
------Take few minutes to traveling
Reporter: Hello, Mr. Wolf. Can you explain to me why the piggy said that you ate his two brothers?
Mr. Wolf: Wait a second! Why did you come here to ask this stupid question? I, as a supreme and dignified wolf, it is his pleasure that I am interesting in pork. Yes, I ate them, what then. Is he trying to eat me back? (Laughing) wolf eat meats, everybody knows that. Don’t you believe that piggies exist in the world just for predator’s needs? So, don’t take too serious.
Reporter: Mr. Piggy is considered to judge you for the authority of killing in the court. He is trying to ask for equal right of all citizens.
Mr. Wolf: Oh, that is funny. I don’t believe that the weakest animal can throw off my power. There are so many meat eaters in the Animal Garden, how is it possible that this small piggy has the power to throw off the authorities of us, never OK. The leader of Animal Garden is not foolish. He knows the importance of us and the uselessness of piggy.
Reporter: OK, Thank you for your time Mr. Wolf. (Face to camera) After listening to both sides of opinions, I think our audiences also have some suggestions to them. So welcome to call us 24 hours a day and leave your comments. AHEAD NEWS will continue to follow-up the case of PIGGY VS. WOLF. So, see you next time.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Reporter: Hello, Good morning everyone. I'm Dana and today I will report from the Supreme Court in Down Town NY. Here we come for the special day for the judgment of the law of the jungle. I am now, in front of the courtroom and waiting for Mr. Jason Pig and the Mr. David Wolf to come out. Meanwhile, I will explain about the story a little bit deeply for someone who never hard of this tragically news. This bad incident happened a while ago. Mr. Pig survived from the murder, Mr.Wolf. The judgement leaning to Mr. Pig because the murder Wolf killed Mr. Pig's brothers by cruelly and ironically. Mr. Pig miraculously survived however he could not accept the sad incident so that Mr. Pig was keep trying to kill Mr. Wolf but he was incredibly strong and Mr. Pig ended up got caught by the police. Which one would you think will win? It's been very long trial.
(after 10mins).. Here is Mr. Pig comes! Hello Mr.Pig, how did the trial go?
Mr. Pig: I won! I confessed everything honestly and the judgment finally agreed to what I did! Basically I didn't kill anyone but Mr.Wolf killed two of my lovely brothers. That was ridiculously sad incident for me. Anyway I am very happy to get my honer back.
Reporter: I am very happy for you too. Hold on one second Mr. Pig. Finally Mr. Wolf came out! Let's hear his complaint. Hello Mr. Wolf, how do you think about this judgement?
Mr. Wolf: I didn't do anything bad. I had to survive myself too so I do not consider this incident as a murder. We all have eat to survive, you guys all go to grocery shopping right? I just did exactly same thing in different way. Is it bad?
Reporter: oh well.. Killing someone consider as a murder, isn't it?
Mr.Wolf: If you say so and if the chief justice Mr. Elephant says that I was wrong then I will punished of this crime.
Reporter: I am very happy that you made your decisions. Mr. Pig, Mr. Wolf finally admit his sin.
Mr.Pig: I still cannot forgive what he did to my brothers but I feel better at least he admitted it.
Reporter: I hope Mr. Wolf compensates what he did. It seems like this incident closed. Thank you for all to watching and I will see you later soon. Have a good evening.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Reporter: We are standing here in front of the Tree Forest Supreme Court where Alexander T Wolf, the defendant, has been charge with the murder of the little two pigs and the attempted murder of the third little pig. The court is now in session and the Honorable Judge Bear is presiding. The defendant, Mr. Wolf has been on the witness stand all morning telling is verse of the events. While, the third little pig sits with an open mouth and stun gaze on his face. It appears, that the jury is buying Mr. Wolf’s version of the events as he sit here spinning his web of deceit. Here is some footage from inside the courtroom.
Mr. Wolf: (cleaning his glasses with a napkin) this is all a terrible misunderstanding. I did not murder the little pigs all I did was just have some dinner. They died from natural causes.
Judge Bear: Mr. Wolf what exactly do you call natural causes.
Mr. Wolf: Well, (he pauses a few minutes before answering the question). Judge it appears the two little pigs each had a heart attack. As I said before, they were both dead as doornails before I ate them. Therefore, I could not have murdered them.
Judge Bear: And what of the third little pig claim.
Mr. Wolf: another terrible misunderstanding, I am afraid (this time removing a napkin from his breast pocket to wipe his face). Mr. Pig had said something bad about my dear old granny, so of course went the police came they saw me trying to break down his the door.
Judge Bear: What about all that huffing and puffing that they witness.
Mr. Wolf: because I had been suffering from a horrible cold that day, I was huffing and puffing sneezing, and making a real scene and that is what they saw. I swear.
Reporter: The Jurors all started nodding their heads as if they were in agreement with Mr. Wolf. When suddenly third little pig jumped up and started screaming.
Pig: LAIR! LAIR! LAIR!
Judge Bear: Mr. Pig please control yourself another such outburst and I will call a mistrial. This court is in recess.
Reporter: Here comes the third little pig. Mr. Pig do you have anything say about that earlier outburst in the courtroom.
Pig: I had to do something to break the spell that he was about to cast over the jurors.
Reporter: Weren’t you afraid that Judge Bear would have you removed?
Pig: No, I have heard that he is a fair and wise judge.
Reporter: So, you think that justice will prevail and Mr. Wolf will be punished for his awful crimes.
Pig: Yes, I do.
Mr. Wolf: (cleaning his glasses with a napkin) this is all a terrible misunderstanding. I did not murder the little pigs all I did was just have some dinner. They died from natural causes.
Judge Bear: Mr. Wolf what exactly do you call natural causes.
Mr. Wolf: Well, (he pauses a few minutes before answering the question). Judge it appears the two little pigs each had a heart attack. As I said before, they were both dead as doornails before I ate them. Therefore, I could not have murdered them.
Judge Bear: And what of the third little pig claim.
Mr. Wolf: another terrible misunderstanding, I am afraid (this time removing a napkin from his breast pocket to wipe his face). Mr. Pig had said something bad about my dear old granny, so of course went the police came they saw me trying to break down his the door.
Judge Bear: What about all that huffing and puffing that they witness.
Mr. Wolf: because I had been suffering from a horrible cold that day, I was huffing and puffing sneezing, and making a real scene and that is what they saw. I swear.
Reporter: The Jurors all started nodding their heads as if they were in agreement with Mr. Wolf. When suddenly third little pig jumped up and started screaming.
Pig: LAIR! LAIR! LAIR!
Judge Bear: Mr. Pig please control yourself another such outburst and I will call a mistrial. This court is in recess.
Reporter: Here comes the third little pig. Mr. Pig do you have anything say about that earlier outburst in the courtroom.
Pig: I had to do something to break the spell that he was about to cast over the jurors.
Reporter: Weren’t you afraid that Judge Bear would have you removed?
Pig: No, I have heard that he is a fair and wise judge.
Reporter: So, you think that justice will prevail and Mr. Wolf will be punished for his awful crimes.
Pig: Yes, I do.
Court of the Two Little Pigs (:
Reporter: Good Morning to the Fox Live this Morning from the Court House on the tragedy of the two Little Pigs! We are unpatiently waiting and updating you with the latest and most current news here at the Woods!
~~~~~~~~~~~Commercial~~~~~~~~~
Reporter: Little Pig is finally coming out of the court and approaching.
Little Pig, can you please tell us the outcome of the incident that happened yesterday and are you happy the way it turned out?
Little Pig: (saddly coming down the stairs and his voice of silence). Well what can I say, Wolf is such a professional liar and his points were rediculous nonesense. I still believe in my conquest and in the US justice. No one seems to be understanding the extreme that I have beside you the TV Reporter. And as you and I know that this judge is a crook because that is his friend and believes his beautiful lies.
Reporter: But how was the audience and the ladies in the court taking it, and believing it?
Little Pig: Believe it or not, they all felt for his lies and myself and my ears couldn't believe what I was listening, and for a second it made me think twice?? My wife's tears dropped down on how emotional that creature was making things seem.
Reporter: What was one of the things that you remembered to tell us about?
Little Pig: "Well he was saying that it was an accident and he didn't mean to eat their body - Unintentionaly" says Little Pig.
Reporter: Wow, I see what you mean Little Pig, I feel you.
I just could not believe how nasty and wealthy the man was, huh?
Well thank you for your time and we are sorry on what happened to you Little Pig.
Little Pig: Thank you all.
~~~Running to get to the Judge and Wolf~~~
Reporter: Hello Wolf, Do you have a minute to dscuss how it went inside this long day???
Wolf: (Laoughing and chearing...) NO, mam I got to go with the Judge in the Special Dinner!
Reporter: Wowow, I can't belive it huh??
Thank you all for watching and more news to come up!! Stay tuned to Fox News!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~Commercial~~~~~~~~~
Reporter: Little Pig is finally coming out of the court and approaching.
Little Pig, can you please tell us the outcome of the incident that happened yesterday and are you happy the way it turned out?
Little Pig: (saddly coming down the stairs and his voice of silence). Well what can I say, Wolf is such a professional liar and his points were rediculous nonesense. I still believe in my conquest and in the US justice. No one seems to be understanding the extreme that I have beside you the TV Reporter. And as you and I know that this judge is a crook because that is his friend and believes his beautiful lies.
Reporter: But how was the audience and the ladies in the court taking it, and believing it?
Little Pig: Believe it or not, they all felt for his lies and myself and my ears couldn't believe what I was listening, and for a second it made me think twice?? My wife's tears dropped down on how emotional that creature was making things seem.
Reporter: What was one of the things that you remembered to tell us about?
Little Pig: "Well he was saying that it was an accident and he didn't mean to eat their body - Unintentionaly" says Little Pig.
Reporter: Wow, I see what you mean Little Pig, I feel you.
I just could not believe how nasty and wealthy the man was, huh?
Well thank you for your time and we are sorry on what happened to you Little Pig.
Little Pig: Thank you all.
~~~Running to get to the Judge and Wolf~~~
Reporter: Hello Wolf, Do you have a minute to dscuss how it went inside this long day???
Wolf: (Laoughing and chearing...) NO, mam I got to go with the Judge in the Special Dinner!
Reporter: Wowow, I can't belive it huh??
Thank you all for watching and more news to come up!! Stay tuned to Fox News!!!
Incorruptible Reporter
Reporter: Good evening, everyone, and yes, you are not mistaken, we are standing here, right outside the courtroom waiting for Little Pig and Wolf to get out. This case started quite a long time ago and the matter has still not been resolved. (Pig gets out of the courtroom all sweaty and exhausted, he is wearing glasses and his suit looks like he just got out of fighting.) Finally! We have been waiting on you since 8 in the morning and we are determined to find out how everything is turning out for you, Piggy! Is the case going just like you expected it?
Little Pig: (His voice trembling from nervousness) Not really but I strongly believe in my victory, since I also believe in justice. My two other friends popped off their hooks from the paws of this worthless creature and you know, you seem to be the only person who believes what I am saying is true! That wolf is such a professional liar that even our achieved liar Fox cannot compare to his cheeky ways of making stuff up!
Reporter: But Pig, what do you think of the judge? Did our old wise Owl believe in this?
Little Pig: I am telling you, he is hyp-no-sing everyone! Even I believed his lies for a second! I don’t know how he does it, but listen, all the females in that room got charmed by that creature! I couldn’t believe it, but even my wife dropped a tear when that wolf opened his wide chap!
Reporter: That is terrible! He, who has murdered your closest and dearest pigs, dares to behave so filthily!
(Now Wolf himself gets out of the room with his paw on the judge’s shoulder, both laughing…)
Reporter: This is unheard-of! Mr. Wolf, I see you are too busy now, but I think all of us in the Woods want to ask you one simple question…How does it feel to be a killer of the two individuals and doesn’t your conscience torture you from time to time?
Judge: Look here, you good-for-nothing reporter! This here is my buddy and best friend, understand? There is no way I would let anyone talk to my buddy like this!
Wolf: There, there, judge Owl, I am begging you, don’t spend all this time and health for no reason. In fact, Mr. Reporter, we are going to this courtroom after party to celebrate my yet unannounced victory. Right, judge Owl?
Owl: Absolutely, you named it right, your victory!
Wolf: Well, since you seem so interested in this case, Mr. Reporter, I cannot find one reason why you shouldn’t join us, have a huge dinner consisting of the food I am sure you will find delicious, and I am pretty sure your beloved July will be there! (He winks.)
Little Pig: Look at him! I was not lying to you! This is just unbelievable!
Reporter (didn’t listen to a word Pig has just said): Sounds good to me!
(Reporter throws the microphone away and all three, Wolf, judge, and reporter leave, laughing really loud.)
Little Pig: (His voice trembling from nervousness) Not really but I strongly believe in my victory, since I also believe in justice. My two other friends popped off their hooks from the paws of this worthless creature and you know, you seem to be the only person who believes what I am saying is true! That wolf is such a professional liar that even our achieved liar Fox cannot compare to his cheeky ways of making stuff up!
Reporter: But Pig, what do you think of the judge? Did our old wise Owl believe in this?
Little Pig: I am telling you, he is hyp-no-sing everyone! Even I believed his lies for a second! I don’t know how he does it, but listen, all the females in that room got charmed by that creature! I couldn’t believe it, but even my wife dropped a tear when that wolf opened his wide chap!
Reporter: That is terrible! He, who has murdered your closest and dearest pigs, dares to behave so filthily!
(Now Wolf himself gets out of the room with his paw on the judge’s shoulder, both laughing…)
Reporter: This is unheard-of! Mr. Wolf, I see you are too busy now, but I think all of us in the Woods want to ask you one simple question…How does it feel to be a killer of the two individuals and doesn’t your conscience torture you from time to time?
Judge: Look here, you good-for-nothing reporter! This here is my buddy and best friend, understand? There is no way I would let anyone talk to my buddy like this!
Wolf: There, there, judge Owl, I am begging you, don’t spend all this time and health for no reason. In fact, Mr. Reporter, we are going to this courtroom after party to celebrate my yet unannounced victory. Right, judge Owl?
Owl: Absolutely, you named it right, your victory!
Wolf: Well, since you seem so interested in this case, Mr. Reporter, I cannot find one reason why you shouldn’t join us, have a huge dinner consisting of the food I am sure you will find delicious, and I am pretty sure your beloved July will be there! (He winks.)
Little Pig: Look at him! I was not lying to you! This is just unbelievable!
Reporter (didn’t listen to a word Pig has just said): Sounds good to me!
(Reporter throws the microphone away and all three, Wolf, judge, and reporter leave, laughing really loud.)
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Freedom vs. Safety
Reporter: Good morning, everyone! Welcome to Eyewitness news at Foxes Five. This is Connie outside of the Wild Wild Central County courthouse. I am reporting the large campaign outside of the courthouse against the murder of two little pigs by Mr. Wolf. No doubt that this homicide draws the animal community’s attention, but it seems that people have different reactions to the future legislative regulation. Here is one of the campaign leaders Piggy. Hello Piggy, how are you today?
Piggy: I am fine, thanks.
Reporter: Good. So please tell us what is this campaign about?
Piggy: We are here to notify the public: please come together to solve this problem. This kind of tragedy is NOT just pigs alone to suffer. Everyone in the Wild Wild Central County may get killed tomorrow. As long as the gun free law exists, there is no peace for EVERYONE!
Reporter: Mr. Piggy, I know that you and your colleagues are dedicating large campaigns like this for many years. You wrote letters to the congress; met with many senators; got signatures from the public, and held blogs to let the public be aware of this problem. However, most of the time this project ended before it went to the table. Lucky ones are discussed, but they go over and over with no result. How do you expect this time? Do you think the law makers will take these two little pigs’ tragedy into account?
Piggy: You are definitely right. But we will never give up fighting.
(He shows both aims up. The crowd cheers on his back.)
Reporter (turns to the camera): Now comes the defendant Mr. Wolf. Hi, Mr. Wolf, how do you feel today?
Wolf: Very good. I am so glad to see many people back on me. I am here to thank so many supports from all over the world. I just want to repeat one important thing. It comes to the wolf nature to eat ham. As you know, our great, great, great parents come to this land for freedom. So do the pigs. We all get together here for our dreams. However, they acquire our land and occupy our market. And as you can see, they don’t have any birth control but fast growing population. Let’s be clear, if the pigs don’t like our freedom, they should go back to where they live. It is insane to put a handcraft to wolves’ freedom and unlimited pigs’ greed.
Reporter: Thank you Mr. Wolf. I think is time for you to go to the courtroom now.
Reporter (to the camera): it is true that we received many responds on the blog at our Foxes website. Many people wrote to us that Mr. Wolf should be excused. Some people believe the violence caused by Mr. Wolf’s mental problem and has nothing do with weapon. Again this is Connie in Eyewitness news at Foxes 5. I will keep you update after the commercial. Stay turn.
Piggy: I am fine, thanks.
Reporter: Good. So please tell us what is this campaign about?
Piggy: We are here to notify the public: please come together to solve this problem. This kind of tragedy is NOT just pigs alone to suffer. Everyone in the Wild Wild Central County may get killed tomorrow. As long as the gun free law exists, there is no peace for EVERYONE!
Reporter: Mr. Piggy, I know that you and your colleagues are dedicating large campaigns like this for many years. You wrote letters to the congress; met with many senators; got signatures from the public, and held blogs to let the public be aware of this problem. However, most of the time this project ended before it went to the table. Lucky ones are discussed, but they go over and over with no result. How do you expect this time? Do you think the law makers will take these two little pigs’ tragedy into account?
Piggy: You are definitely right. But we will never give up fighting.
(He shows both aims up. The crowd cheers on his back.)
Reporter (turns to the camera): Now comes the defendant Mr. Wolf. Hi, Mr. Wolf, how do you feel today?
Wolf: Very good. I am so glad to see many people back on me. I am here to thank so many supports from all over the world. I just want to repeat one important thing. It comes to the wolf nature to eat ham. As you know, our great, great, great parents come to this land for freedom. So do the pigs. We all get together here for our dreams. However, they acquire our land and occupy our market. And as you can see, they don’t have any birth control but fast growing population. Let’s be clear, if the pigs don’t like our freedom, they should go back to where they live. It is insane to put a handcraft to wolves’ freedom and unlimited pigs’ greed.
Reporter: Thank you Mr. Wolf. I think is time for you to go to the courtroom now.
Reporter (to the camera): it is true that we received many responds on the blog at our Foxes website. Many people wrote to us that Mr. Wolf should be excused. Some people believe the violence caused by Mr. Wolf’s mental problem and has nothing do with weapon. Again this is Connie in Eyewitness news at Foxes 5. I will keep you update after the commercial. Stay turn.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Three little pigs News Clip
*Reporter: Hello everyone, we are here in Crazy Woods where a terrible accident has happened. The well known Piggy Family has lost 2 of its members. Out of the 3 brothers only Piggy the Third is alive. The other two are dead by the hands, mouth suits better in this case, of Alexander Wolf. Let’s hear what Piggy the Third has to say.
Hello Mr. Piggy the Third. I am really sorry for what happened here today, but I think that the people deserve to know what Alexander Wolf was capable of doing. So tell us what happened this night?
*Piggy the Third: Well hello Crazy Woods and everyone out there. I am still in shock; I can’t believe that I just lost my two brothers (tears). However I feel that I have spread the word and tell what happened here, I owe them that.
Each one of us was enjoying our respective homes that were just finished. Piggy the First, RIP, built his of straw, Piggy the Second, RIP, built his of sticks, and me as you can see built mine of bricks. Suddenly I overheard a conversation between Piggy the First and a strange voice, I looked over the window and Alexander Wolf was standing outside Piggy the First’s house. I knew nothing good would come from this, so I ran to the phone and called the police, you know how long doing a report takes. As soon as I was done with the call I ran for my gun and unexpectedly I heard a knock I looked over the window and noticed that my brothers’ houses were gone. Thanks God the Police got here right away.
*Reporter: I am so sorry Piggy the Third, but hopefully justice will be made.When we come back we’ll talk to Mr. Wolf to hear his version of the story. Don’t go anywhere because we'll be right back…
---COMMERCIALS---
*Reporter: We’re back, thanks for staying tuned. We are at the City Police Department to talk to Mr. Wolf. Hi Mr. Wolf, how are you?
*A. Wolf: I’m so sad!!! I don’t know why I’m here, this is all a misunderstanding.
*Reporter: Can you tell us Mr. Wolf what happened at Crazy Woods?
*A. Wolf: I was baking a cake for my granny and ran out of sugar so I went to my neighbor’s house to ask him for a cup of sugar. But he never opened, none of them did, I knocked on each door ----INTERRUPTED----
*Reporter: That’s why you got mad and blew their house away? Guess it didn’t work with Piggy the Third!!
*A. Wolf: No No No! How come people believe that? I am sick, I’ve got a cold. What happened with each home is that they were poorly constructed and as I sneezed they blew away. But it wasn’t intentional, I swear.
*Reporter: And how do you explain the blood in your mouth and the disappearance of the bodies?
*A. Wolf: Come on reporter it is like if you have a cheeseburger in front of you… What would you do? Would you just leave it there to get all messed up? No, naturally you would do what I did, you would eat it. What’s the difference? Worms would have eaten them; I just stole the food from the worms, that’s the only crime I’ve committed here.
*Reporter: How do you justify that the police found you altered in front of Piggy the Third’s House?
*A. Wolf: He talked ugly about my granny. That’s no polite way to go with no one. I was really mad, because if he had issues with me, he shouldn’t have mentioned my Granma, she had nothing to do with this.
*Reporter: Ok Mr. Wolf that is everything, Thank You.
Your heard it, you judge! However everything seems very clear to me; Two dead Pigs, No bodies, and a glutted wolf in jail. That will be it for today, Thanks for choosing your number one News, Crazy Wood News.
Hello Mr. Piggy the Third. I am really sorry for what happened here today, but I think that the people deserve to know what Alexander Wolf was capable of doing. So tell us what happened this night?
*Piggy the Third: Well hello Crazy Woods and everyone out there. I am still in shock; I can’t believe that I just lost my two brothers (tears). However I feel that I have spread the word and tell what happened here, I owe them that.
Each one of us was enjoying our respective homes that were just finished. Piggy the First, RIP, built his of straw, Piggy the Second, RIP, built his of sticks, and me as you can see built mine of bricks. Suddenly I overheard a conversation between Piggy the First and a strange voice, I looked over the window and Alexander Wolf was standing outside Piggy the First’s house. I knew nothing good would come from this, so I ran to the phone and called the police, you know how long doing a report takes. As soon as I was done with the call I ran for my gun and unexpectedly I heard a knock I looked over the window and noticed that my brothers’ houses were gone. Thanks God the Police got here right away.
*Reporter: I am so sorry Piggy the Third, but hopefully justice will be made.When we come back we’ll talk to Mr. Wolf to hear his version of the story. Don’t go anywhere because we'll be right back…
---COMMERCIALS---
*Reporter: We’re back, thanks for staying tuned. We are at the City Police Department to talk to Mr. Wolf. Hi Mr. Wolf, how are you?
*A. Wolf: I’m so sad!!! I don’t know why I’m here, this is all a misunderstanding.
*Reporter: Can you tell us Mr. Wolf what happened at Crazy Woods?
*A. Wolf: I was baking a cake for my granny and ran out of sugar so I went to my neighbor’s house to ask him for a cup of sugar. But he never opened, none of them did, I knocked on each door ----INTERRUPTED----
*Reporter: That’s why you got mad and blew their house away? Guess it didn’t work with Piggy the Third!!
*A. Wolf: No No No! How come people believe that? I am sick, I’ve got a cold. What happened with each home is that they were poorly constructed and as I sneezed they blew away. But it wasn’t intentional, I swear.
*Reporter: And how do you explain the blood in your mouth and the disappearance of the bodies?
*A. Wolf: Come on reporter it is like if you have a cheeseburger in front of you… What would you do? Would you just leave it there to get all messed up? No, naturally you would do what I did, you would eat it. What’s the difference? Worms would have eaten them; I just stole the food from the worms, that’s the only crime I’ve committed here.
*Reporter: How do you justify that the police found you altered in front of Piggy the Third’s House?
*A. Wolf: He talked ugly about my granny. That’s no polite way to go with no one. I was really mad, because if he had issues with me, he shouldn’t have mentioned my Granma, she had nothing to do with this.
*Reporter: Ok Mr. Wolf that is everything, Thank You.
Your heard it, you judge! However everything seems very clear to me; Two dead Pigs, No bodies, and a glutted wolf in jail. That will be it for today, Thanks for choosing your number one News, Crazy Wood News.
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