*Reporter: Hello everyone, we are here in Crazy Woods where a terrible accident has happened. The well known Piggy Family has lost 2 of its members. Out of the 3 brothers only Piggy the Third is alive. The other two are dead by the hands, mouth suits better in this case, of Alexander Wolf. Let’s hear what Piggy the Third has to say.
Hello Mr. Piggy the Third. I am really sorry for what happened here today, but I think that the people deserve to know what Alexander Wolf was capable of doing. So tell us what happened this night?
*Piggy the Third: Well hello Crazy Woods and everyone out there. I am still in shock; I can’t believe that I just lost my two brothers (tears). However I feel that I have spread the word and tell what happened here, I owe them that.
Each one of us was enjoying our respective homes that were just finished. Piggy the First, RIP, built his of straw, Piggy the Second, RIP, built his of sticks, and me as you can see built mine of bricks. Suddenly I overheard a conversation between Piggy the First and a strange voice, I looked over the window and Alexander Wolf was standing outside Piggy the First’s house. I knew nothing good would come from this, so I ran to the phone and called the police, you know how long doing a report takes. As soon as I was done with the call I ran for my gun and unexpectedly I heard a knock I looked over the window and noticed that my brothers’ houses were gone. Thanks God the Police got here right away.
*Reporter: I am so sorry Piggy the Third, but hopefully justice will be made.When we come back we’ll talk to Mr. Wolf to hear his version of the story. Don’t go anywhere because we'll be right back…
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*Reporter: We’re back, thanks for staying tuned. We are at the City Police Department to talk to Mr. Wolf. Hi Mr. Wolf, how are you?
*A. Wolf: I’m so sad!!! I don’t know why I’m here, this is all a misunderstanding.
*Reporter: Can you tell us Mr. Wolf what happened at Crazy Woods?
*A. Wolf: I was baking a cake for my granny and ran out of sugar so I went to my neighbor’s house to ask him for a cup of sugar. But he never opened, none of them did, I knocked on each door ----INTERRUPTED----
*Reporter: That’s why you got mad and blew their house away? Guess it didn’t work with Piggy the Third!!
*A. Wolf: No No No! How come people believe that? I am sick, I’ve got a cold. What happened with each home is that they were poorly constructed and as I sneezed they blew away. But it wasn’t intentional, I swear.
*Reporter: And how do you explain the blood in your mouth and the disappearance of the bodies?
*A. Wolf: Come on reporter it is like if you have a cheeseburger in front of you… What would you do? Would you just leave it there to get all messed up? No, naturally you would do what I did, you would eat it. What’s the difference? Worms would have eaten them; I just stole the food from the worms, that’s the only crime I’ve committed here.
*Reporter: How do you justify that the police found you altered in front of Piggy the Third’s House?
*A. Wolf: He talked ugly about my granny. That’s no polite way to go with no one. I was really mad, because if he had issues with me, he shouldn’t have mentioned my Granma, she had nothing to do with this.
*Reporter: Ok Mr. Wolf that is everything, Thank You.
Your heard it, you judge! However everything seems very clear to me; Two dead Pigs, No bodies, and a glutted wolf in jail. That will be it for today, Thanks for choosing your number one News, Crazy Wood News.
1 comment:
It was nice way to create a dramatic scene… I thought I could also do but I am not sure if I was able to do it. I liked the way it was presented. We can see this type of reporting quite often but it’s very hard to get in depth about what’s going on. Above all I liked the presentation rather than the defense from both the plaintiff and defendants.
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