Friday, February 27, 2009

Black Forest 5 News

Reporter*: Good evening animals of the Black Forest! You are watching Black Forest 5 news. My name is Lina Rabbit and this is a special news report about the A.Wolf murder trial which is expected to begin in 4 days. Alexander T. Wolf, also known as Al, is accused of murder of two members of the well-know Big Pig family. Pig the First and Pig the Second were tragically killed and eaten while resting in their homes. It was found by investigators that the wolf was using a special technique called “huffing & puffing.” More details on the technique will be available after the investigation is completed. This murder drew attention of all the animals that currently live and work on the territory of the Black forest. Some animals, including other members of the Big Pig family, are planning to move to a neighborhood forest, where the wolves’ community is not developed yet.

One of our reporters was granted a right to personally interview the defendant, A. Wolf.
Mary Fox was able to get more details on the murder of two pigs. Alexander T. Wolf gladly agreed to answer our questions.

Do not go anywhere. We will be right back with the thrilling interview with Alexander T. Wolf.


Reporter* Mary Fox: Good evening everybody! My name is Mary Fox and today we are at the federal court of the Black Forest which is located near the Smelly Green Pond. Alexander Wolf will answer the questions related to the pigs’ murder.

[The defendant is entering the room]

Reporter* Mary Fox: Hello Ms. Wolf. Thank you for allowing us to hold this interview today.

Ms. Wolf: Hello…My pleasure. You can call me Al.

Reporter* Mary Fox: As you wish, Ms. Al. Let’s start our interview.

Ms. Wolf: Please… I do not feel good today. I can recover from my recent cold.

Reporter* Mary Fox: I have my first question for you. The recent death of two pigs threatened the population of the entire forest. Ms. Al, why did you kill two innocent pigs?

Ms. Wolf: Well….Why do you think it was me? I am a good wolf. I have been living in the Black Forest since the old granny brought me here. I obey all the rules and regulations of the forest. And I do not visit the pigs’ neighborhood at all.

Reporter* Mary Fox: Ms. Wolf, the evidence found by the investigators states opposite.
You were seeing by two old squirrels walking toward the lawn of the pigs on March 20th.
How do you explain this?

Ms. Wolf: I knew it…Ohh…(sneezing) So that day I decided to surprise my old granny by baking a cake made of freshly killed pigs…I am sorry…sorry… I mean only fine ingredients. When I rolled dough for the cake I realized that I was one of sugar. The forest bazaar was already closed, so I had no choice but to ask my close neighbors, pigs, for a cup of sugar…(sneezing again)

Reporter* Mary Fox: Bless you Ms. Al. And what was next?


Ms. Wolf: Well… I grabbed an empty cup from the shelf in my kitchen and went in the direction of three little pigs’ property…

Reporter* Mary Fox: Did you have in mind to cook a pie with fresh pork meat?

Ms. Wolf: Ohh no… I am a vegetarian. And well…(pause)

Reporter* Mary Fox: But you can not leave without meat of little animals, right Ms. Wolf. That was the main reason why you killed two pigs!!!

Ms. Wolf: Well… It was… I mean I am a wild animal, but a vegetarian. I have no addiction to meat.

Reporter* Mary Fox: It is proved by the Rabbits Nutrition Institute that wolves can not live without meat for a long time. A wolf which was used for this experiment was dead within few days because of too many vegetables eaten.

Ms. Wolf: Oh poor one. It is in our genes. We are born hunters. And it is not related to me personally but occasionally I want some … (pause)

Reporter* Mary Fox: You want to eat a small animal! Please continue.

Ms. Wolf: But would you like to have food wasted? Our economy is in a difficult situation. I have to count every black forest penny.

Reporter* Mary Fox: As I understand, the poor state of economy provoked you to commit this murder.

Ms. Wolf: They were dead. I did not kill them on purpose. I just wanted to borrow some sugar for my granny’s birthday cake. And it was not my fault that the pigs were so inexperienced builders. Do you think a house built of straw or sticks will resist my severe sneezing cold? I sneezed only two times… So I could not have two ham portions of dinner to get wasted…I am not guilty…

[The prison officer is pointing to the clock hanging on the wall. Ms Wolf is leaving the room.]

Reporter* Mary Fox: I am afraid our time is up. Now it is hard to tell whether it was a coincidence or a planned in advance murder, the judges of the Black Forest will make a right decision. Now we can have a good sleep while the murderer is behind bars. Nobody knows who could be his next victim if not the brave old squirrels.
Thank you for watching Black Forest 5 news.

1 comment:

Ibaha said...

I really like the way you presented the story. It is funny yet interesting. The Forest five news you have used in the story caught my attention. I also liked the part where the Wolf sneezed and answered and made the story real and funny. Also the end is very interesting and overall a mysterious story.