Saturday, February 28, 2009

False Allegations

REPORTER: Good morning everyone! It is seven o’clock in the morning and we are here standing right outside the Universal Animal Courthouse. Alexander T. Wolf is presenting his case before the Grand Jury today facing charges for the murder of the Two Little Pigs and attempt to murder the Third Little Pig. Alexander Wolf has been indicted and came today to appeal. The defendant has still the right of being presumed innocent, unless and until found guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. As you can all see behind me, the scene is crazy, animals and reporters are outside the Courthouse waiting for the decision of today’s Jury. Mr. Wolf has been kind enough to give us an exclusive interview before the trial.
--INTERVIEW--
REPORTER: Good morning Mr. Wolf. How are you today?
Mr. Wolf: Good morning Reporter. I am fine. There is nothing to be afraid of. I am finally winning this case today since I will be telling all the truth and will be discharged of all the false allegations against me.
REPORTER: Mr. Wolf, you were initially arrested on February 9th and were taking to the Piggie Precinct Jail where you spent one night and were released on probation. Now, after almost one month later and various appointments with the District Attorney (D.A.), you are presenting before the Grand Jury. How does that make you feel? And what do you have to say?
Mr. Wolf: I have been mistakenly charged with a felony. I brought my dear old granny with me who is giving me the support that I need. She is also presenting as a witness since the whole story started with my surprise for her birthday. On the afternoon of February 9th, I was making my dear old granny a cake for her birthday. I did not want to leave my house because I had a terrible cold, but I ran out of sugar for the cake. Therefore, I went to my neighbors’ house, the First Little Pig’s and then the Second Little Pig’s house. Both houses were poorly built… one was built out of straws and the other one was built out of sticks respectively. Between knocking on the doors and sneezing really hard because of my cold, both houses fell apart! I felt terrible for that, but I am glad that happened because I saw both Little Pigs on the floor, dead as doornails! What was I supposed to do?! After all, I am a wolf and I eat cute animals, dead animals of course. Besides, as everybody knows, food will spoil if you just leave it out in the open; therefore, I had two delicious dinner that night. You cannot blame me for that! I was very sick and needed the extra energy and protein for my immune system.
REPORTER: I understand Mr. Wolf, that makes sense. And what happened afterwards?
Mr. Wolf: I still did not have my cup of sugar for my dear old granny’s birthday cake. Hence, I went to the Third Little Pig’s house. I truly believe he was in a very bad mood; he did not want to see me or open his door. Moreover, he insulted my granny, my dear granny! And that was the moment I flipped out! You do not talk about my granny like that; I do not accept pigs saying inadequate statements about my family. So, continuing with my explanation of the facts, I was knocking his door so he apologized to me and at the same time, I was huffing and puffing and sneezing really badly and well… I was making a real scene.
REPORTER: And that was what the police saw, correct?
Mr. Wolf: Indeed dear reporter, indeed.
REPORTER: That is why it is very important to always hear both sides of the stories. Thank you very much Mr. Wolf and good luck.
This is an amazing case. Prosecutors have portrayed Mr. Wolf as an evil murderer animal. He has been indicted on charges of first-degree murder of the Little Pigs brothers. But everything has been a big misunderstanding and today justice will prevail. Alexander T. Wolf is taking the stand in his own defense and telling all the truth. We expect he will be free of charge and will host a big celebration party this evening!
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4 comments:

Don Russo said...

I just feel that it is way too much of a coincidence that Mr. Wolf had a terrible cold and blew down the pig’s houses. If he was in such bad shape, why did he leave his house in the first place? He says he was making a cake for his granny, I doubt with his cold he was up to such a task. This is just one of the many holes in Mr. Wolf’s story. I hope the prosecutor shows the true story of the murder of the three little pigs and not the fabricated version that is appearing on your news cast.
It is clear that Mr. Wolf is lying and killed 2 pigs in cold blood. The jury will show beyond a reasonable doubt that Mr. Wolf had no business visiting the pigs that day and the murders were premeditated.

Anonymous said...

I don't think that the Mr. Wolf is automatically guilty. Yes he did exercise some bad judgement by leaving th house, but bad judgement does not make him guilty. It's obvious that he loves his granny very much, he is willing to fight for her honor. I think that it is a case of one lone wolf getting a bad rap.

Jess said...

It is difficult for me to believe that Mr. Wolf is innocent. Wolves and pigs just don't go to each other's homes to borrow sugar. One is a predator and the other is prey. It is simply too coincidental for Mr. Wolf to visit the homes of these two pigs and leave with them in his tummy. Mr. Wolf is guilty! :)

alishac89 said...

This was interesting to a certain extent i dont think Mr.wolf should get off so easily just because he said he had a cold and sneezed and possibly the house blew down due to them being built poorly. Just like any other murder case the killer always knows and plans what to say before the that day in court, i call it sweet talk.
I feel as if he shouldnt use his granny to gain empathy from anyone either to try and draw away from the fact that he did this horrible act.