Friday, February 27, 2009

The Three Little Pigs Trial

Reporter: "Hello everyone this is Jonathan reporting live on CNN. We have breaking news, I am standing right now outside of the courtroom where the trial of Mr. Pig Vs. Mr. Wolf is taking place right now. The story of the trial is as follows; Mr. Pig claims that Mr. Wolf ate two of his brothers and tried to eat him also. He claims that him and his two brothers all built a separate house in which to protect themselves from being eaten by Mr. Wolf. Despite their efforts, Mr. Wolf was able to eat Mr. Pig's two brothers and was unsuccessful in his attempt to eat the last of them, the survivor, Mr. Pig. Mr. Pig devastated by his loss, could not do anything to retaliate for he is weaker so he seeks justice now from the criminal court. Mr. Wolf is denying all such charges and claims that he is very peaceful and friendly."

~~~~The reporters are allowed in the courtroom where the trial is taking place~~~~

Mr. Pig: "Ladies and gentleman, your honor, Mr. Wolf, also known as "The Big Bad Wolf" of the jungle, ate my two older brothers and tried to eat my but thankfully my house was built with bricks and iron so I managed to survive"
Mr. Wolf: "I have done no such thing, I am very kind and friendly, in fact I was good friends with the mother of Mr. Pig's family, who has died recently from illness."
Mr. Pig: "That is a LIE! Our mother had warned us all to stay away from you because you will try to eat us and you managed to eat my two brothers because their houses were not strong enough to keep you out!"
Mr. Wolf: "That is not true at all, I actually helped your brothers build their houses. I think you are making accusations towards me because you are going through a tough time. Maybe it was you who killed your brothers out of jealousy."

~~~~The courtroom is shocked after Mr. Wolf's last response~~~~

Mr. Pig: "That is an absolute lie, I loved my brothers and have always been close to them, I would never even think about hurting them! You are just mad because you couldn't eat me HA HA HA HA HA (mocking) look at you making excuses to save yourself, PATHETIC!"

Just as Mr. Pig said that, Mr. Wolf lost his cool and couldn't hold his anger anymore so he charged at Mr. Pig in an attempt to eat him while saying: "You are right and now I will get my wish and eat you too MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" As Mr. Wolf got near Mr. Pig four police officers held him down and cuffed him.

The Judge: "Very well then Mr. Wolf it is clear that all accusations against you were try and you also tried to eat Mr. Pig in front of everyone. You are charged with the murder of Mr. Pigs two brothers, and an attempt to murder Mr. Pig himself. Now take the wolf away and lock him up for good!"

Reporter: "Oh my god, did everyone see what just happened? Well all I can say is goodbye Mr. Wolf, into jail you go to pay for your crimes. This is Jonathan and you saw this trial live only at CNN. Thank You for joining us!"

~~~~Mr. Pig, still sad about the loss of his brothers but happy that justice is served and Mr. Wolf is sentenced to life in prison, goes home and lives a normal life without any fear of Mr. Wolf.~~~~

~~~~THE END~~~


Newly News

The surviving pig is sobbing in the front of his brick house. There are many animals around him and ask if there is anything they can help.

Reporter: Hello Mr. Piggy. This is AHEAD NEWS. Why do you sound so sad, is there anything happened to you?

Surviving Piggy: Oh, there is nothing more brutal and cruel story can happen in this world like this. My whole family is suddenly gone, except me. My two innocent brothers, they were killed and eaten by the cold-blooded wolf, and he was trying to kill me, too. Luckily, I was able to survive by my wisdom and alertness. Although I am alive, I am still frightened and feel hopeless. I cannot predict the exact date of that cold blood wolf’s next visit. I can not live peacefully as long as the wolf is still alive. Isn’t that unfair? We are all the citizens of Animal Garden, but why we have such different in rights. He is live with his happiness, because he has authority to killing. Then we are live with scared and hopeless. Isn’t that unfair? I am so angry about this unequal animal right. I am so anger. ( Piggy’s face turn in red, and agitated of emotion)

Reporter: Calm down, clam down, Mr. Piggy. I am so sad to hear that you suffered from your brothers’ death. I believe you can defeat the authority of killing at someday in the future. (Face up camera) Now, audience let’s look at the wolf side story.

------Take few minutes to traveling
Reporter: Hello, Mr. Wolf. Can you explain to me why the piggy said that you ate his two brothers?

Mr. Wolf: Wait a second! Why did you come here to ask this stupid question? I, as a supreme and dignified wolf, it is his pleasure that I am interesting in pork. Yes, I ate them, what then. Is he trying to eat me back? (Laughing) wolf eat meats, everybody knows that. Don’t you believe that piggies exist in the world just for predator’s needs? So, don’t take too serious.

Reporter: Mr. Piggy is considered to judge you for the authority of killing in the court. He is trying to ask for equal right of all citizens.

Mr. Wolf: Oh, that is funny. I don’t believe that the weakest animal can throw off my power. There are so many meat eaters in the Animal Garden, how is it possible that this small piggy has the power to throw off the authorities of us, never OK. The leader of Animal Garden is not foolish. He knows the importance of us and the uselessness of piggy.

Reporter: OK, Thank you for your time Mr. Wolf. (Face to camera) After listening to both sides of opinions, I think our audiences also have some suggestions to them. So welcome to call us 24 hours a day and leave your comments. AHEAD NEWS will continue to follow-up the case of PIGGY VS. WOLF. So, see you next time.

Reporter: Hello, Good morning everyone. I'm Dana and today I will report from the Supreme Court in Down Town NY. Here we come for the special day for the judgment of the law of the jungle. I am now, in front of the courtroom and waiting for Mr. Jason Pig and the Mr. David Wolf to come out. Meanwhile, I will explain about the story a little bit deeply for someone who never hard of this tragically news. This bad incident happened a while ago. Mr. Pig survived from the murder, Mr.Wolf. The judgement leaning to Mr. Pig because the murder Wolf killed Mr. Pig's brothers by cruelly and ironically. Mr. Pig miraculously survived however he could not accept the sad incident so that Mr. Pig was keep trying to kill Mr. Wolf but he was incredibly strong and Mr. Pig ended up got caught by the police. Which one would you think will win? It's been very long trial. 

(after 10mins).. Here is Mr. Pig comes! Hello Mr.Pig, how did the trial go?

Mr. Pig: I won! I confessed everything honestly and the judgment finally agreed to what I did! Basically I didn't kill anyone but Mr.Wolf killed two of my lovely brothers. That was ridiculously sad incident for me. Anyway I am very happy to get my honer back. 

Reporter: I am very happy for you too. Hold on one second Mr. Pig. Finally Mr. Wolf came out! Let's hear his complaint. Hello Mr. Wolf, how do you think about this judgement? 

Mr. Wolf: I didn't do anything bad. I had to survive myself too so I do not consider this incident as a murder. We all have eat to survive, you guys all go to grocery shopping right? I just did exactly same thing in different way. Is it bad? 

Reporter: oh well.. Killing someone consider as a murder, isn't it? 

Mr.Wolf: If you say so and if the chief justice Mr. Elephant says that I was wrong then I will punished of this crime. 

Reporter: I am very happy that you made your decisions. Mr. Pig, Mr. Wolf finally admit his sin.

Mr.Pig: I still cannot forgive what he did to my brothers but I feel better at least he admitted it.

Reporter: I hope Mr. Wolf compensates what he did. It seems like this incident closed. Thank you for all to watching and I will see you later soon. Have a good evening. 

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Reporter: We are standing here in front of the Tree Forest Supreme Court where Alexander T Wolf, the defendant, has been charge with the murder of the little two pigs and the attempted murder of the third little pig. The court is now in session and the Honorable Judge Bear is presiding. The defendant, Mr. Wolf has been on the witness stand all morning telling is verse of the events. While, the third little pig sits with an open mouth and stun gaze on his face. It appears, that the jury is buying Mr. Wolf’s version of the events as he sit here spinning his web of deceit. Here is some footage from inside the courtroom.
Mr. Wolf: (cleaning his glasses with a napkin) this is all a terrible misunderstanding. I did not murder the little pigs all I did was just have some dinner. They died from natural causes.
Judge Bear: Mr. Wolf what exactly do you call natural causes.
Mr. Wolf: Well, (he pauses a few minutes before answering the question). Judge it appears the two little pigs each had a heart attack. As I said before, they were both dead as doornails before I ate them. Therefore, I could not have murdered them.
Judge Bear: And what of the third little pig claim.
Mr. Wolf: another terrible misunderstanding, I am afraid (this time removing a napkin from his breast pocket to wipe his face). Mr. Pig had said something bad about my dear old granny, so of course went the police came they saw me trying to break down his the door.
Judge Bear: What about all that huffing and puffing that they witness.
Mr. Wolf: because I had been suffering from a horrible cold that day, I was huffing and puffing sneezing, and making a real scene and that is what they saw. I swear.
Reporter: The Jurors all started nodding their heads as if they were in agreement with Mr. Wolf. When suddenly third little pig jumped up and started screaming.
Pig: LAIR! LAIR! LAIR!
Judge Bear: Mr. Pig please control yourself another such outburst and I will call a mistrial. This court is in recess.
Reporter: Here comes the third little pig. Mr. Pig do you have anything say about that earlier outburst in the courtroom.
Pig: I had to do something to break the spell that he was about to cast over the jurors.
Reporter: Weren’t you afraid that Judge Bear would have you removed?
Pig: No, I have heard that he is a fair and wise judge.
Reporter: So, you think that justice will prevail and Mr. Wolf will be punished for his awful crimes.
Pig: Yes, I do.

Court of the Two Little Pigs (:

Reporter: Good Morning to the Fox Live this Morning from the Court House on the tragedy of the two Little Pigs! We are unpatiently waiting and updating you with the latest and most current news here at the Woods!

~~~~~~~~~~~Commercial~~~~~~~~~

Reporter: Little Pig is finally coming out of the court and approaching.
Little Pig, can you please tell us the outcome of the incident that happened yesterday and are you happy the way it turned out?
Little Pig: (saddly coming down the stairs and his voice of silence). Well what can I say, Wolf is such a professional liar and his points were rediculous nonesense. I still believe in my conquest and in the US justice. No one seems to be understanding the extreme that I have beside you the TV Reporter. And as you and I know that this judge is a crook because that is his friend and believes his beautiful lies.
Reporter: But how was the audience and the ladies in the court taking it, and believing it?
Little Pig: Believe it or not, they all felt for his lies and myself and my ears couldn't believe what I was listening, and for a second it made me think twice?? My wife's tears dropped down on how emotional that creature was making things seem.
Reporter: What was one of the things that you remembered to tell us about?
Little Pig: "Well he was saying that it was an accident and he didn't mean to eat their body - Unintentionaly" says Little Pig.
Reporter: Wow, I see what you mean Little Pig, I feel you.
I just could not believe how nasty and wealthy the man was, huh?
Well thank you for your time and we are sorry on what happened to you Little Pig.
Little Pig: Thank you all.


~~~Running to get to the Judge and Wolf~~~

Reporter: Hello Wolf, Do you have a minute to dscuss how it went inside this long day???
Wolf: (Laoughing and chearing...) NO, mam I got to go with the Judge in the Special Dinner!

Reporter: Wowow, I can't belive it huh??
Thank you all for watching and more news to come up!! Stay tuned to Fox News!!!

Incorruptible Reporter

Reporter: Good evening, everyone, and yes, you are not mistaken, we are standing here, right outside the courtroom waiting for Little Pig and Wolf to get out. This case started quite a long time ago and the matter has still not been resolved. (Pig gets out of the courtroom all sweaty and exhausted, he is wearing glasses and his suit looks like he just got out of fighting.) Finally! We have been waiting on you since 8 in the morning and we are determined to find out how everything is turning out for you, Piggy! Is the case going just like you expected it?
Little Pig: (His voice trembling from nervousness) Not really but I strongly believe in my victory, since I also believe in justice. My two other friends popped off their hooks from the paws of this worthless creature and you know, you seem to be the only person who believes what I am saying is true! That wolf is such a professional liar that even our achieved liar Fox cannot compare to his cheeky ways of making stuff up!
Reporter: But Pig, what do you think of the judge? Did our old wise Owl believe in this?
Little Pig: I am telling you, he is hyp-no-sing everyone! Even I believed his lies for a second! I don’t know how he does it, but listen, all the females in that room got charmed by that creature! I couldn’t believe it, but even my wife dropped a tear when that wolf opened his wide chap!
Reporter: That is terrible! He, who has murdered your closest and dearest pigs, dares to behave so filthily!

(Now Wolf himself gets out of the room with his paw on the judge’s shoulder, both laughing…)

Reporter: This is unheard-of! Mr. Wolf, I see you are too busy now, but I think all of us in the Woods want to ask you one simple question…How does it feel to be a killer of the two individuals and doesn’t your conscience torture you from time to time?
Judge: Look here, you good-for-nothing reporter! This here is my buddy and best friend, understand? There is no way I would let anyone talk to my buddy like this!
Wolf: There, there, judge Owl, I am begging you, don’t spend all this time and health for no reason. In fact, Mr. Reporter, we are going to this courtroom after party to celebrate my yet unannounced victory. Right, judge Owl?
Owl: Absolutely, you named it right, your victory!
Wolf: Well, since you seem so interested in this case, Mr. Reporter, I cannot find one reason why you shouldn’t join us, have a huge dinner consisting of the food I am sure you will find delicious, and I am pretty sure your beloved July will be there! (He winks.)
Little Pig: Look at him! I was not lying to you! This is just unbelievable!
Reporter (didn’t listen to a word Pig has just said): Sounds good to me!

(Reporter throws the microphone away and all three, Wolf, judge, and reporter leave, laughing really loud.)

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Freedom vs. Safety

Reporter: Good morning, everyone! Welcome to Eyewitness news at Foxes Five. This is Connie outside of the Wild Wild Central County courthouse. I am reporting the large campaign outside of the courthouse against the murder of two little pigs by Mr. Wolf. No doubt that this homicide draws the animal community’s attention, but it seems that people have different reactions to the future legislative regulation. Here is one of the campaign leaders Piggy. Hello Piggy, how are you today?
Piggy: I am fine, thanks.
Reporter: Good. So please tell us what is this campaign about?
Piggy: We are here to notify the public: please come together to solve this problem. This kind of tragedy is NOT just pigs alone to suffer. Everyone in the Wild Wild Central County may get killed tomorrow. As long as the gun free law exists, there is no peace for EVERYONE!
Reporter: Mr. Piggy, I know that you and your colleagues are dedicating large campaigns like this for many years. You wrote letters to the congress; met with many senators; got signatures from the public, and held blogs to let the public be aware of this problem. However, most of the time this project ended before it went to the table. Lucky ones are discussed, but they go over and over with no result. How do you expect this time? Do you think the law makers will take these two little pigs’ tragedy into account?
Piggy: You are definitely right. But we will never give up fighting.
(He shows both aims up. The crowd cheers on his back.)
Reporter (turns to the camera): Now comes the defendant Mr. Wolf. Hi, Mr. Wolf, how do you feel today?
Wolf: Very good. I am so glad to see many people back on me. I am here to thank so many supports from all over the world. I just want to repeat one important thing. It comes to the wolf nature to eat ham. As you know, our great, great, great parents come to this land for freedom. So do the pigs. We all get together here for our dreams. However, they acquire our land and occupy our market. And as you can see, they don’t have any birth control but fast growing population. Let’s be clear, if the pigs don’t like our freedom, they should go back to where they live. It is insane to put a handcraft to wolves’ freedom and unlimited pigs’ greed.
Reporter: Thank you Mr. Wolf. I think is time for you to go to the courtroom now.
Reporter (to the camera): it is true that we received many responds on the blog at our Foxes website. Many people wrote to us that Mr. Wolf should be excused. Some people believe the violence caused by Mr. Wolf’s mental problem and has nothing do with weapon. Again this is Connie in Eyewitness news at Foxes 5. I will keep you update after the commercial. Stay turn.