Saturday, February 28, 2009

Breaking News On The Murder of Two Pigs Trial

Reporter: "This is Malik Shahzad reporting on BBC Forest News and we are here live in front of the courtroom where the trial of Piggy C. Vs. The Wolf is taking place. We have received some information on the trial from unnamed sources. Our sources have told us that Piggy C. was caught by police attempting to murder The Wolf because The Wolf has supposedly eaten Piggy C's two younger brothers, Piggy A and Piggy B."
**BBC Forest News LIVE from inside the courtroom**
Judge: "Piggy C. you were caught tryin to murder The Wolf because you claim he has eaten your two brothers. How do you know it was he, who ate your two younger brothers?"
Piggy C: "Your honor we were warned by many people to stay away from The Wolf because he is going to try and eat us and in fact he was successful in eating my two younger brothers."
"The Wolf: "I did not eat your brothers Piggy C, they have been missing and I never had any intentions of eating you or your two brothers."
Piggy C: "You even tried to kill me but my house was too strong for you to be able to break-in. Yes I tried to kill you but any animal would after their two young brothers get eaten by you."
The Wolf: "I have no clue why I am being questioned when I have nothing to do with this. Piggy C you are the one who was caught trying to kill me, not the other way around."
Police Officer: "You honor I caught Piggy C. trying to kill The Wolf while he was walking home. He used the same excuse that The Wolf ate his two younger brothers and he is just tryin to get revenge for it. I just think Piggy C has gone mad because of the loss of his brothers and making up this story."
Judge: "It sure seems that way officer, I will leave it to the jury to decide the verdict of this case. We will take a two hour break and give the jury two hours to make the decision."
**After two hours**
Jury Speaker: "We the jury have decided this case in the favor of The Wolf as Piggy C was caught by the police attempting to murder The Wolf and is making false accusation as a cover up."
Judge: "Yes I agree. I order Piggy C to psychiatric therapy for 6 months and he will be re-evaluated again and serve one year in prison. The Wolf is free to walk. Case CLOSED!"
Reporter: "Holy cow we just saw the verdict of the most famous case and you saw it here only at BBC Forest News. Goodbye."
***After serving his time at psychiatric therapy and spending one year in prison, Piggy C was finally free to go. Just as he had been planning all this time while serving his sentence, Piggy C went to The Wolf's house and knocked on the door.***
The Wolf: "Whose there?"
Piggy C: "Its your neighbor, I have brought you some fresh cooked beef."
***The Wolf was so greedy that he opened the door in a hurry and that was the end of him, Piggy C killed The Wolf instantly and ran off to a different forest to spend the rest of his life***

THE END






EXCLUSIVE!! Murder of Pigs Family

News Anchor: Hello and good evening everyone. We have shocking news today as we've just received a report that the Pigs family have been murdered, slaughtered in their own home! We are hearing that two pigs, Mr. Piggol and Mr. Piggollo were found dead in their mansion by the police and there was just one survivor, their eldest brother Mr. Pigasus. We have a reporter live on the scene to get you the latest on the situation:

Reporter: Good evening and I am in front of the house in Pigshurst where the horrifying murder took place here in the morning. Officials are still unable to confirm as to exactly how the pigs were killed, let alone finding who committed the crime. But the primary suspect in this case is Mr. Wolf, who is now being held and questioned by the police. We have here and exclusively on this channel a one on one interview with the lone survivor Mr. Pigasus. I have asked him what happened during the grisly murder:

Reporter: Now Mr. Pigagus first of all we feel deep grievances for what happened to your brothers today, it must be devastating?

Mr. Pigasus (crying): It is heartbreaking, I couldn't ever imagine such a thing would happen. I am ruined!

Reporter: Mr. Pigagus can you describe what happened and how did you manage to survive?

Mr. Pigagus: Well I went to the drugstore to get some medicine for my asthma, and when I returned I saw both of my brothers lying on the sofa, with blood dripping from their stomach and face, I was aghast!

Reporter: Now did you see the murderer?

Mr. Pigasus: Well, I did see someone run out the back door, he looked big and tall, with grisly features, Just like Mr. Wolf!!

Reporter: Now do you believe he committed the crime?

Mr. Pigasus: Well who else could it be? Mr. Wolf have been targeting us ever since we moved in here, I even saw him in the house!

Reporter: Now we have just heard from Mr. Pigagus the shocking event that occurred and that he believes Mr. Wolf is responsible for the death of his brothers. Now I have Mr. Wolf here with me who is currently handcuffed by the police:

Reporter: Now Mr. Wolf you know you are the primary suspect in this case?

Mr. Wolf: Primary suspect? heck they think I am the murderer! I wasn't even close to the pig's house this morning. You could even ask my wife, I was visiting my parents house, and I got caught up in this mess!

Reporter: But Mr. Pigasus said he saw you run out the back door from their mansion this morning after the killing?

Mr. Wolf: That's a lie! A cold blooded lie to frame me! If I was there and I did kill the two, it would be stupid not to kill the other one wouldn't it, especially if he did see me?

Reporter: But Mr. Pigagus said you targeted them several times since they moved there.

Mr. Wolf: I didn't do anything to them! I didn't like them nor hate them. And since Mr. Pigasus is trying to frame me, I think he might have something to do with the killing!

Reporter: Mr. Pigasus would kill his own two brothers?

Mr. Wolf: Brothers are killing brothers everyday, everywhere. Its not even special anymore. Listen, I knew Mr. Pigasus is the malicious one, he probably killed his brothers so he could inherit all his fathers land instead of sharing them with his brothers. Greed is the winner here, and I, just might be the loser.

Reporter: Well we have just heard a compelling case from Mr. wolf there as he said he was being framed by Mr. Pigasus and that the real murderer might be Mr. Pigasus himself so that he could claim all his father's land! Well that's it for tonight on P.I.G Report and we will bring you more on the case tomorrow as Mr. Wolf is expected to go on trial. Good Night!

Breaking News: Pig Family killed in the Huntington Jungle

Reporter: Good Morning everyone I am Ibaha Ayub, reporting the breaking news that occurred last night. The pig family in the Huntington jungle has been found dead this morning. Evidence show that the pig family was killed last night. The accused murderer is of now is Big Wolf of the Huntington Jungle. Police and investigators are investing and questioning the Big Wolf about the incident. After further inquiry I will give you the latest updates. So, everyone please do not flip your channels I will be right back with you with more news.

*Commercial*

Reporter: Welcome back to Fox News with me Ibaha. Since the accuser has been in the police station let us go there and see what the situation right now is.

Police: Big Wolf, would you like to share why did you murder the pig family?

Big Wolf: I did not murder them. People always suspect me.

Police: The Big Bear in the jungle has seen you crossing the road near the Pig’s family last night. Why did you go there?

Big Wolf: UMmmmmm actually I just went there for a walk.

Police: OKKKKK…But the scarf and a chain we found have an acronym of BW. That could be no one else’s except yours, as your name says Big Wolf.

Big Wolf: Wellllll. Just only the locket has BW on it does not mean that it has to be mine. It could also be others too.

Police: Well there is no one in the jungle whose name has a BW acronym as the investigation shows. I am sure you are the murderer.

Big Wolf: Hell NO!! (screamed)..You can not say that.

Reporter: Suddenly a raccoon entered the police office:

Raccoon: Officer, I have the proof that this guy, Big Wolf actually killed the Pig family.

Police: Do you have any proofs. How are you so sure?

Raccoon: Look at these pictures. Big Wolf when he entered the pig’s house last night I saw from the window that he was killing the family. Luckily I had my camera with me, so I clicked some pictures. But when I saw it I became so nervous that I screamed out loud. Big Wolf seeing me took me and tied me to a tree. Later I got out with my friends help and came here. Thank God I am here early or else this rascal Big Wolf would have gone free without any punishment. He should be killed.

Police: OMG!! Put him into the jail. Right now.

Reporter: He was taken into the lock up right away. Later the police inquired and the wolf confessed that he was the murderer.

Police: So, why did you murder them?

Big Wolf: Well, they were becoming richer in this poor town. I also wanted money. And when I went into their house, I asked for money and they did not give me what I wanted. That is the reason I murdered their whole family, the father, mother, and the son.

Reporter: As you all can see, BW is the murderer and he will be taken to court and will be given punishment by the court since he murdered a whole family without any valid reason. So, this is the news and the news time is up… so everyone this is me Ibaha saying bye Fox News.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Interview between reporter and Mrs. Pig.

Reporter: Good morning. Welcome to “Shocking News” broadcasted on 5th channel every Saturday. As you know, there was a horrible attack between Mrs. Pig’s sisters and Wolf last night. As a result, Mrs. Pig’s sisters were murdered by a cruel and cold blood attacker Wolf. Today, I invited Mrs. Pig to interview her and we also want to know what’s going on. Good morning, Mrs. Little Pig. How are you today?

Mrs. Pigs: I’m fine, but still felt shocked about my sisters’ death.

Reporter: First, let’s me sympathy with your sadness. Thank you for your coming here this morning. I have some questions regarding of the attack. Can you tell the audience what happened to your sisters?

Mrs. Pig: when I went to my sisters’ house, everything was so messy as if there was a brutal fighting which had just happened. My sisters were murdered by Wolf who had cold blood and had no personality. I cannot use any words to say about him.

Reporter: why don’t you think that your sister died for another reason such as suicide?

Mrs. Pig: No, no, no. It’s impossible. We are a happy family and no reasons caused them upset which leads to the death.

Reporter: Let’s me ask you this one. You seemed to be very sure that the attacker of your sisters was Wolf but nobody else.

Mrs. Pig: Yes, I’m sure. I knew Wolf since my mother was still alive. He was still a dangerous threat since we were young. He attempted to attack and eat my sisters because it’s easy for him to get in their houses. Unfortunately, he was unsuccessful to kill me. I’m still survived to expose his crime to the judge.

Reporter: What did the judge say about your case?

Mrs. Pig: I won. Of course, I showed the judge all the evidence how Wolf killed my sisters. He was sentenced into the jail for the rest of his life. I’m so glad when the judge made a right decision. I still believe that whatever you did something wrong, you have to be punished by the laws.

Reporter: I’m also happy to hear about that. Thank you so much for sharing your story. Hope you feel better soon. For more updated information, you can visit our website: www. Shockingnews.com. It’s time for another meeting show. I have to say goodbye, to you and to all of you watching television

Black Forest 5 News

Reporter*: Good evening animals of the Black Forest! You are watching Black Forest 5 news. My name is Lina Rabbit and this is a special news report about the A.Wolf murder trial which is expected to begin in 4 days. Alexander T. Wolf, also known as Al, is accused of murder of two members of the well-know Big Pig family. Pig the First and Pig the Second were tragically killed and eaten while resting in their homes. It was found by investigators that the wolf was using a special technique called “huffing & puffing.” More details on the technique will be available after the investigation is completed. This murder drew attention of all the animals that currently live and work on the territory of the Black forest. Some animals, including other members of the Big Pig family, are planning to move to a neighborhood forest, where the wolves’ community is not developed yet.

One of our reporters was granted a right to personally interview the defendant, A. Wolf.
Mary Fox was able to get more details on the murder of two pigs. Alexander T. Wolf gladly agreed to answer our questions.

Do not go anywhere. We will be right back with the thrilling interview with Alexander T. Wolf.


Reporter* Mary Fox: Good evening everybody! My name is Mary Fox and today we are at the federal court of the Black Forest which is located near the Smelly Green Pond. Alexander Wolf will answer the questions related to the pigs’ murder.

[The defendant is entering the room]

Reporter* Mary Fox: Hello Ms. Wolf. Thank you for allowing us to hold this interview today.

Ms. Wolf: Hello…My pleasure. You can call me Al.

Reporter* Mary Fox: As you wish, Ms. Al. Let’s start our interview.

Ms. Wolf: Please… I do not feel good today. I can recover from my recent cold.

Reporter* Mary Fox: I have my first question for you. The recent death of two pigs threatened the population of the entire forest. Ms. Al, why did you kill two innocent pigs?

Ms. Wolf: Well….Why do you think it was me? I am a good wolf. I have been living in the Black Forest since the old granny brought me here. I obey all the rules and regulations of the forest. And I do not visit the pigs’ neighborhood at all.

Reporter* Mary Fox: Ms. Wolf, the evidence found by the investigators states opposite.
You were seeing by two old squirrels walking toward the lawn of the pigs on March 20th.
How do you explain this?

Ms. Wolf: I knew it…Ohh…(sneezing) So that day I decided to surprise my old granny by baking a cake made of freshly killed pigs…I am sorry…sorry… I mean only fine ingredients. When I rolled dough for the cake I realized that I was one of sugar. The forest bazaar was already closed, so I had no choice but to ask my close neighbors, pigs, for a cup of sugar…(sneezing again)

Reporter* Mary Fox: Bless you Ms. Al. And what was next?


Ms. Wolf: Well… I grabbed an empty cup from the shelf in my kitchen and went in the direction of three little pigs’ property…

Reporter* Mary Fox: Did you have in mind to cook a pie with fresh pork meat?

Ms. Wolf: Ohh no… I am a vegetarian. And well…(pause)

Reporter* Mary Fox: But you can not leave without meat of little animals, right Ms. Wolf. That was the main reason why you killed two pigs!!!

Ms. Wolf: Well… It was… I mean I am a wild animal, but a vegetarian. I have no addiction to meat.

Reporter* Mary Fox: It is proved by the Rabbits Nutrition Institute that wolves can not live without meat for a long time. A wolf which was used for this experiment was dead within few days because of too many vegetables eaten.

Ms. Wolf: Oh poor one. It is in our genes. We are born hunters. And it is not related to me personally but occasionally I want some … (pause)

Reporter* Mary Fox: You want to eat a small animal! Please continue.

Ms. Wolf: But would you like to have food wasted? Our economy is in a difficult situation. I have to count every black forest penny.

Reporter* Mary Fox: As I understand, the poor state of economy provoked you to commit this murder.

Ms. Wolf: They were dead. I did not kill them on purpose. I just wanted to borrow some sugar for my granny’s birthday cake. And it was not my fault that the pigs were so inexperienced builders. Do you think a house built of straw or sticks will resist my severe sneezing cold? I sneezed only two times… So I could not have two ham portions of dinner to get wasted…I am not guilty…

[The prison officer is pointing to the clock hanging on the wall. Ms Wolf is leaving the room.]

Reporter* Mary Fox: I am afraid our time is up. Now it is hard to tell whether it was a coincidence or a planned in advance murder, the judges of the Black Forest will make a right decision. Now we can have a good sleep while the murderer is behind bars. Nobody knows who could be his next victim if not the brave old squirrels.
Thank you for watching Black Forest 5 news.

Forest News Live Report

Reporter: Good afternoon, everyone! This is Bunny Feng Feng, live reporting for Forest News. I am right in the front of the Highest Court of the Forest waiting. In about 5 minutes, the final judgment of the murder case of Pigs brothers and Mr. Wolf will be announced. Now, the plaintiff, Mr. Pig III who is only survival of Pig’s Family and defendant, Mr. Wolf are in sight the court. Just be patient, after the commercial, we will be right back.



Commercial



Reporter: It has been 10 minutes and the court should be ended five minutes ago. But we still don’t see Mr. Pig III. ( A staff appeared up in the screen, whispered in the reporter’s ear.) Okay, we just got the message from the court that the final judgment is Mr. Wolf is legally acquit…Oh, look,Mr. Pig III is over there!( Reporter Bunny Feng immediately leaps up to Mr. Pig III)

Hi. Mr.Pig III What do you think of the final judgment?



Mr. Pig III (lowers his head.): It’s unbelievable a murder who cruelly killed others got released. I just don’t get it. I have nothing to say. Just,…it’s not fair. Nothing is fair in the world. How dare he distort all the facts. He killed my brothers, he deserves to die!!!!



Reporter: He? Mr. Wolf?? So you think he lied at the court?

Mr. Pig III: Yes. He made up a whole story saying he was innocent. He said both of my brothers were hypocrites. He said they stole other animals’ furniture to their own house. They robbed foods from other animals too. One day they come to Mr. Wolf’s house, and stole all the food he hunted and unfortunately got caught when Mr. Wolf right stepped in his house. Then they got in to a big fight and…Even though he got evidence but he must be lying it.



Reporter: Wow…this is unbelievable. We all know the Pig’s family have a good reputation in our forest.



Mr. Pig III: Yes. I love my family although we haven’t been live together for a while, but I still miss my brothers. I still remember how they treated me benevolently when I was so little and naive. They brought me to see other nice forest outside. They always gave me the biggest piece of food. They….( Pig III ‘s tears chocks his words)



Reporter: So you said Mr. Wolf has some evidence?



Mr.Pig III: I don’t believe the evidence. The police gathered some finger prints and dried blood of brothers’ and Wolf’s and something and concluded Wolf’s testimony was reliable. And some witnesses even confirmed my brothers did steal their food before. I think they must have been threatened by Wolf… The judges are idiots! They all lied. They just hate Pigs. He killed my brothers. He did……Why!!Not fair! I should have killed him!!( Mr. Pig III totally breaks down and faints on the ground.)



Commercial again

Reporter: Mr. Pig III is now on ambulance to forest hospital. What will Mr. Pig III’s life be after he lost everything? Please keep checking with us tomorrow. This is Bunny Feng live reporting for Forest News.

The Three Little Pigs Trial

Reporter: "Hello everyone this is Jonathan reporting live on CNN. We have breaking news, I am standing right now outside of the courtroom where the trial of Mr. Pig Vs. Mr. Wolf is taking place right now. The story of the trial is as follows; Mr. Pig claims that Mr. Wolf ate two of his brothers and tried to eat him also. He claims that him and his two brothers all built a separate house in which to protect themselves from being eaten by Mr. Wolf. Despite their efforts, Mr. Wolf was able to eat Mr. Pig's two brothers and was unsuccessful in his attempt to eat the last of them, the survivor, Mr. Pig. Mr. Pig devastated by his loss, could not do anything to retaliate for he is weaker so he seeks justice now from the criminal court. Mr. Wolf is denying all such charges and claims that he is very peaceful and friendly."

~~~~The reporters are allowed in the courtroom where the trial is taking place~~~~

Mr. Pig: "Ladies and gentleman, your honor, Mr. Wolf, also known as "The Big Bad Wolf" of the jungle, ate my two older brothers and tried to eat my but thankfully my house was built with bricks and iron so I managed to survive"
Mr. Wolf: "I have done no such thing, I am very kind and friendly, in fact I was good friends with the mother of Mr. Pig's family, who has died recently from illness."
Mr. Pig: "That is a LIE! Our mother had warned us all to stay away from you because you will try to eat us and you managed to eat my two brothers because their houses were not strong enough to keep you out!"
Mr. Wolf: "That is not true at all, I actually helped your brothers build their houses. I think you are making accusations towards me because you are going through a tough time. Maybe it was you who killed your brothers out of jealousy."

~~~~The courtroom is shocked after Mr. Wolf's last response~~~~

Mr. Pig: "That is an absolute lie, I loved my brothers and have always been close to them, I would never even think about hurting them! You are just mad because you couldn't eat me HA HA HA HA HA (mocking) look at you making excuses to save yourself, PATHETIC!"

Just as Mr. Pig said that, Mr. Wolf lost his cool and couldn't hold his anger anymore so he charged at Mr. Pig in an attempt to eat him while saying: "You are right and now I will get my wish and eat you too MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" As Mr. Wolf got near Mr. Pig four police officers held him down and cuffed him.

The Judge: "Very well then Mr. Wolf it is clear that all accusations against you were try and you also tried to eat Mr. Pig in front of everyone. You are charged with the murder of Mr. Pigs two brothers, and an attempt to murder Mr. Pig himself. Now take the wolf away and lock him up for good!"

Reporter: "Oh my god, did everyone see what just happened? Well all I can say is goodbye Mr. Wolf, into jail you go to pay for your crimes. This is Jonathan and you saw this trial live only at CNN. Thank You for joining us!"

~~~~Mr. Pig, still sad about the loss of his brothers but happy that justice is served and Mr. Wolf is sentenced to life in prison, goes home and lives a normal life without any fear of Mr. Wolf.~~~~

~~~~THE END~~~