The Truth about the Alexander T. Wolf Case…Finally UNCOVERED!!

Animalville Times
March 4, 2008
     On July 1st, 2000, Alexander T. Wolf was accused of ruthlessly slaughtering two piglets for his own enjoyment. Mr. Hog, the surviving pig, gave the following statement: "It was horrifying! That nasty wolf destroyed my dear brothers' houses and then gobbled their guts. I clearly remember his warning that he 'will do the same to me as he did to my brothers.' I was so frightened by his threats that I immediately called the police with my mobile phone." The police were reported to arrive at the scene in less than 30 minutes only to find the area isolated. They spotted large footprints and traced it nearby hospital where they immediately apprehended the suspect. Although Mr. Wolf was represented by a reputable lawyer, his jailing was inevitable.
     Defense Lawyer Smith felt that it was important for the jury to hear both sides of the story and what better person to tell it than Mr. Wolf himself? Smith stated in a press release after the trial, “I thought Al’s truthful confession would gain the sympathy of the jury. I didn’t expect Al to break down during Prosecutor Pigster’s interrogation. His apprehensive attitude and lack of consistency certainly did not help his case!” At the witness stand, Wolf claimed that he was simply looking to borrow some sugar to bake his beloved grandmother a birthday cake. Despite his flu, he still nevertheless went to his job as a meteorologist. Due to bad weather, the majority of the grocery stores were closed early. He didn’t want to give his granny a belated cake, so he went to his neighboring pigs’ houses to borrow the necessary ingredient. His sneezing problem caused two of the houses to collapse.
     What nailed Mr. Wolf to a prison sentence was his inability to answer Prosecutor Pigster’s following questions: “If you did not intentionally destroy the two piglets’ houses, then why did you run? Why were you found at Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital after the incident? Why did you threaten Mr. Hog that you ‘will do to him what you did to his brothers’?” He continued, “There is evidence that your family and the deceased family have a long-lasting grudge against one another, which gives you motive. You also live fairly close to the piglets which gives you opportunity. Mr. Alexander T. Wolf, can you explain to me why an innocent person would be caught doing all of the above things?” The poor animal could not answer satisfactorily. The jury deliberated and returned in thirty minutes with a verdict and Mr. Wolf was deemed guilty as charged.
     Almost eight years later on March 3, 2008, Alexander T. Wolf lost his life due to a heart failure, which has been spectated to be connected to his grandmother's recent death. As his belongings were being cleared from his cell, correctional officers uncovered his private diary. In it includes the untold truth of what REALLY happened eight years ago—the secret hidden in his pure heart for almost a decade:

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July 8th, 2000

Dear Journal,
     Sigh, I will never forget what happened this week. Right now I am writing to you in my prison cell. I wanted to give my grandmother a surprise gift because she really means a lot to me. She’s the only one in my immediate family that does not judge me. I was never big on holding grudges and my lack of support in the feud against the pig family caused me to be an outcast to my own kind. Instead, I spent all my free time studying hard as a student and graduated at the top of my class. Being a meteorologist is my dream because it gives me the power of advanced knowledge and the ability to help others.
     Exactly a week ago, I forecasted a terrible hurricane. I wanted to warn my neighbors, even if they were not friendly to me. All that matters to me is that I tried. As I arrived at the first pig’s house, I knocked on the door and said “Little pig, little pig, are you in? There is a horrible storm on its way!” I received no answer, so I proceeded to the next house and the same thing happened. By this time I reached the third little pig’s house, I could tell the storm was picking up its pace. Now, I know the third little pig has hearing problems, so I shouted, “Little pig, little pig, are you in? There is a terrible storm coming. I’m here to warn you as I did your brothers.” I saw that pig peek through the curtains and throw me a nasty look. I didn’t expect a warming smile from him but I felt satisfied that he had heard me so I returned to the safety of my own home.

February 20th, 2008

Dear Journal,
     I have just received notice that my grandmother passed away. I now have no regret to tell you everything.
     After I arrived home on that tragic day, soon enough, the hurricane approached. Afterwards, I went to check on the first two pigs and their poor houses were blown down! As I got rid of the debris, I found both pigs still breathing but barely. I quickly rushed them to the Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital where Dr. Grandpa Doe works at. He promised to do his best. I was too nervous to wait quietly in his office and decided to look for something to read. What I uncovered was so astonishing—a file on his transactions of organs in the black market! I quickly rushed to the door of the operating room and witnessed my granddaddy murder both pigs in order to steal their organs. I gasped at this discovery but had to remain cool. A few minutes later, he came out saying the pigs did not survive.
     So you see, I had to keep all this information to myself because I love my granny and couldn’t bear to see her miserable. I knew that deep down, my grandparents both love each other very much. It just wasn’t my place to break them apart; I also know that had my granny known, she would definitely not take the news well. I'm glad she left the world without knowing this horrendous truth. I hope Granny Doe rests in peace.

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     This sudden discovery was very shocking to our community. It is sad for all of us in Animalville to see such a kind-hearted soul receive this treatment. Defense Lawyer Smith said, “I still remember the case as if it was yesterday. In our private sessions, I encouraged him to tell the whole story on the stand and he agreed. I always believed in his innocence but did not understand why he withheld information. Little did I know the burden he was going through at the time.” Mr. Hog was not available for questioning. Dr. Doe had his medical license revoked and was arrested earlier today. The FBI requested a subpoena and will thoroughly search his belongings. Families of other victims will be notified shortly. Doe’s trial date is set to be in two weeks.

Reporting Live From the Scene...

“…And that was sport, now we move on to a dramatic development in the case of the big bad wolf, Rich”

“Thanks Jim, it’s a cloudy day here on top of the hill outside of the Top of the Hill Court House. The media has gathered today to hear the chief of police announce of new findings in the case that can turn the verdict. I see the chief coming out now, he is being followed by Mr. Wolf and his attorney. I’d like to remind the viewers that Mr. Wolf was found guilty of multiple murders of his neighbors and was caught red handed outside of a third neighbor’s home, the victims were related. Mr. Wolf has insisted of his innocence the whole time. The chief is about to speak, let’s listen to what he has to say.”

“Good morning ladies and gentlemen of the media, this press conference has been called in order to let the people know that, sadly, due to a wrongful act by a member of the town’s police squad, an innocent wolf may have been sent to jail. It has come to my knowledge this morning that officer Piglet, a member of the force for fifteen years, took it upon himself to misplace evidence from the crime scenes and plant new ones framing Mr. Wolf.”

“Chief! Chief! How did you find this out and where is Piglet now?”

“Please let me finish. I became aware of officer Piglet’s actions this morning when I found a signed confession on my desk. It appears Piglet and the surviving pig were lovers. They had planned a way for themselves to escape freely with enough money to start a new life away from here. The three pigs had purchased a very large life insurance in case one should die and added a bonus policy for a situation where two pigs die. All that was left was to find a scape goat and who better than a wolf living among pigs. Piglet is the true murderer. He killed the pig brothers and cleaned the scene of any trace that he was there. When he saw Mr. Wolf walking nearby he called the police station and alerted the media. Mr. Wolf was found at the home of the third pig and with enough evidence to show he was at the other two sites. The media found wolf guilty before anyone knew a crime was committed and there was tremendous pressure to close the case quickly and bring peace back to town. Mr. Wolf has been cleared of all charges and I leave the stage for him, I have a pig hunt to take care of.”

“Mr. Wolf! Mr. Wolf! What do you have to say?”

“I would like to send a message to the town’s people and especially to the media, don’t judge a book by its cover, even if he is big and hairy with sharp teeth. A wolf is innocent until found guilty in a court of law, and even that is not always true.”

“What do you plane on doing now?”

“I’m going to bake a cake and, oh yeah, I’m going to Disneyworld!”

Katt: The Pig-mp Chronicles Part 3

FEBRUARY 10TH, 2008
Green-poink, New York

After almost everyone had testified for and against the wolf, on the third day of trial, it has come down to the mother's turn, Ms. Katt, to promise to say “the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.”

As the wolf had known it himself, there was something that nobody knew and Ms. Katt was ready to confess. This was the summary of the controversial story:

See, the mother and the wolf kept an intimate relationship for several months. The wolf indeed loved her but somehow they couldn’t abstain from having relationship problems. The wolf, being a very fierce animal, wanted someone who would represent him after his death, and being so tremendously in love as he was with the sow, he wanted a child with her!

Just a few months after they slept together for the first time, it became more and more apparent to both individuals that the pig was in fact pregnant. This made the wolf as happy as he had ever been and so, he waited for the arrival of his first little baby with a big smile.

On December 4th, 2000, when Ren was given birth to, the little pig did not possess any of the appearances of the wolf. He had a squiggly tail, pink complexion, round nose, white hair, and almost every sound reproduced was an “oink.” Ren was clearly 100% pig, and not an animal of mixture of a pig and wolf. The DNA that the judge beheld proved this manifestation.

After repeated denials, the sow finally confessed that she in fact had cheated on the wolf with the next-door neighbor, Mr. Long Love. Their relations traced back to 1987 before they were separated by The Oink-Meow War. Ren was the son of Mr. Long Love and the wolf had every reason to be mad.

It did not take too long until the wolf was diagnosed with severe psychological damage. The doctors declared that this was a extremely alarming situation and that the wolf’s miserable mental trauma could cause him to react in certain uncontrollable manners.

By Fall 2007, Mr. Long Love had worked effectively to accumulate the amount of heirs to three little fat oinky pigs. December 4th, 2007, Ren's seventh birthday, constantly reminded the wolf of the atrocities and the conflicting twist of life which that day had caused him. Exactly at 11:38 P.M. while everybody slept, the wolf spread gallons of gasoline at the tents that each little pig lived him, and by 12:15 AM the town of Green-poink was filled with the smell of burned ham. It was evidently not under the conscious desires of the wolf to cause such a disaster. Nevertheless, his ruined mentality had forced him to commit acts without him even realizing what was occurring and why he was doing so. His mind commanded everything he had done.

Today, Katt's inability to remain loyal to her ex-partner has proven to cause many misfortunes not only in the lives of her family, but also in the delicate sentiments of the wolf. It is time for these female pigs to control their desires and stick to one male. Ms. Heartbreaker, just remember that night when you desperately gave up your body to Mr. Wolf and he honestly confessed to you that he loved you and that it would destroy him if you were ever disloyal to him. Meanwhile he howled his pure love feelings, you responded with loud oinks.

You have to believe it when they say that a man’s heart is also sensitive when it comes down to matters of love. Prove your inner emotions and do not mislead a man.

A Bad Cold

In an innocent situation that happened last week in a small village next to Dragon Mountain, two pigs found their deaths. It all started with the wolf’s misunderstood attempt to reach out to other members of the community in search of friendship. Since a young age, the wolf had social problems. As a baby he always liked to play with the rest of the animals. Until he was three he had plenty of friends and was the teacher’s favorite pupil. When he turned three his teeth started to grow and it became harder and harder for him to play with the rest of the animals in his kindergarten. Every day, another animal’s parent complained to the kindergarten teacher that his or her child got a few scratches from the wolf. After all the parents in the kindergarten signed a petition to expel the wolf from the kindergarten, the wolf’s dad had no choice and the wolf had to stay at home. The wolf mom died during childbirth, so he was raised only by his dad. During the day the wolf stayed at home by himself since his dad had to go to work and bring home food. The wolf was very bored staying at home all day, especially since his dad lost all of their money gambling and had to disconnect the cable TV. Since then, every afternoon the wolf walked over to the playground and asked his x-friends to play with him. One day the wolf got a cold which made him sneeze every few seconds. One problem that wolves have is that their sneeze is very strong and intense. They learn to control the force of their sneeze when they go through puberty. Before then it can be very dangerous for everyone who is standing next to them. Unfortunately, when going over to visit his friends, the wolf sneezed on his friends’ straw house. The sneeze was so strong that it blew them away together with their house. Now the question is who is to blame? The wolf who was walking around looking for friends or society which rejected him without providing him with any educational or social substitute. Or should another government institute - the real-estate department - be questioned? Due to its lack of regulation enforcement, the poor pigs lived in a house that doesn’t stand up to the regulations and thus were victims of an unintentional yet deadly sneeze.

The fate of Mr. Wolf

“It was a beautiful night in summer. The stars was winking in the sky, and moon was so bright… with the flower held in his mouth, Mr. Wolf lean against tree dating with his girlfriend. He was boasting his successful life to his girlfriend. And I was on the tree with my families.” The owl says. “I am the cleverest man in the world. For me, it is very easy to find and have delicious food. Few days ago, I enjoyed two pigs for a meal. Do you know how I got them? Wow, the pigs are so stupid, oh, no. It should be I am so clever. I found there are there pigs nearby and live separately. Even if they live together, I can eat them out in a time! I went to the first pig’s house, the biggest one. And I said: come out! You are the dinner of mine! And the pig frighten so much, and shivery. The pig begged me not to eat him. He was my dinner, I should eat him definitely. And then I blow down the house, and ate him. I found that I as not full enough. And then I went to another pig’s house. Although his house was firmly enough, for me, it is a piece of cake. I blew down the house and ate the pig. And of course I went to the third little pig’s house. The smallest pig was so pity and begged me do not eat him, he will do everything for me. In fact I was full enough at that time. And I was so mercy! So, I let him alive! …Mr. Wolf said to his girlfriend.” The owl told to justicers what he heard that night. “No! He is lying! I did not eat the pigs. I even did not know where they live!” Mr. Wolf argued. “Sir, my families and some of my neighbors heard it, it is true. And we knew that Mr. Wolf could not eat the little pig, we knew what happened to them, and all of us felt Mr. Wolf was so absurd, therefore, we can remembered everything they’ve talked about! My families and my neighbors can prove what I said just now! ” the owl said.
“Sir, do not believe what he said, he is lying! He is lying!” Mr. Wolf shouted.
“Be quiet! Be quiet! After we get the proofs from in our forest, we judge that Mr. Wolf’s guilty. He should put into the prison! Next day, we will condemn his crime.” The justicer said.
Little pig was very moved for what the owl did for his families. “Thank you Mr. Owl, thank you for what you did for me!...” “oh, little smart pig, you are so smart and so clever, we loved you. It is ought to do it for you but also for the forest. We would not let such kind of bad people to destroy our families, is it right?” the owl said.
Well, the wolf was executed. Forest members are happy for that. “I can’t believe he was such kind of man, even such little pig could play tricks on him. I am so stupid that I believe what he said to me. Oh my God!” Miss. Wolf sighs, and was drive away to the other place.

Little pigs class 2

The last-ditch fight of Alexander T. Wolf



According to pig and wolf Times, Alexander T.Wolf who is convicted on the murder of two of the three little pigs brothers brought a charge aginst the news man and the third little pigs for proving his innocence. By the law, the act by a natural disaster such as storm, flood, and earthquake don't come to agreement with guilty. Thus Mr. wolf is insisted in his innocence in the court. Accroding to news, Mr. Wolf said to the judge " If i step on a ant when i pass by the road, is it murder? this situation is like that." the Judge said that of course it is not murder and also although two little pigs brother are killed by Mr.Wolf's sneezing, it is his physiology state, it is same as natural disaster to the little pigs, the homicide of Mr. wolf is not apply for guilty. However, the judge is given a decion gulty to Mr. Wolf about the expose of dead body because when Mr. Wolf found the dead bodie of little pigs, he shoud report to police with preserving the spot. But he didn't report that and also he ate the two little pigs at his disposition. Therefore, even though he was proved his innocence about convicted on the murder of two little pigs, he has to come back to the prison again with the news man. Why does news man go to prison? Because the jugdement of the news man is given the decison guilty about false fact of the his news about the Mr.wolf and also defamation of character. Thus Mr. Wolf and the News man are getting in with each other in the prison.

Wolf TRUTH or Pig CONSPIRACY

Wolf TRUTH or Pig CONSPIRACY

Wolfanian News.

Two days ago we all were surprised at the verdict given to one of the citizens by pig officials at the Central Pig Court. Alexander T. Wolf was found guilty for fiercely devouring two overweight Pigs and supposedly trying to eat the third. Which have been causing problem to our entire wolf neighborhood by building their houses not only against requests of four wolf families but also building them to close to our wolf communing constantly tempting our natural instincts. The houses themselves were poorly constructed and only one of the houses was suitable for living, two other houses were made out of materials that barely stood together and were in need of maintenance.

Our unfortunate neighbor Alexander Wolf was extremely polite neighbor in our community and has friends and connection to animals such as cows and horses that constantly asked him to perform duties that Mr. Wolf was perfect at, which was taking care of rodents such as bunnies, rabbits. Even though all of us wolfs know what our diet consists of other animals such as sheep’s and pigs, Alexander was an exception, he was an animal lover and wouldn’t hurt a thing unless his survival depended on it and besides his job provided him both with money and groceries. But what is horrible about Alexander is that his intentions and reason he went to houses of pigs was simple and for a great cause- he needed some sugar for his grandma’s cake.

Judge D. Pig (presumably the D in the judges name stands for Dirty or Deceitful) had no pity on Alexander and have sentenced him for 15 years in jail and 2 years of PCS ( Pig Community Service) for the crimes he has committed against our “beloved” Pig community. Even though if it was pig-pig incident the penalty would be death, the verdict was harsh even by FLC (Forest Law Committee) laws. At the moment Alexander is under constant surveillance at the Pig Skin Penitentiary.

Luckily we were allowed to enter the penitentiary thanks to one of the Alexander’s costumers “MR.COW” who has influence in pig community which asked to keep his/her name secret which we will not release until further notice. As we were there we noticed the condition of the cell Alexander was kept in, we can describe it only with one word- DIRTY. Alexander was kind enough to tell us about the truth of that nightmarish day.

As he was telling the details I had a tear fall on my furry face.
It was seemingly a cloudy but worm day, that I had decided to make something special for my grandma’s birthday; a typical present wouldn’t cut the cake this time so I decided to make a Cake. As I prepared my kitchen for the cake making activities I had a call from one of my good friends-Larry Horseshoe he had some rodent problem, so I decided I had time for the job. Job was easy but Larry had a some kind of new cologne and I started to sneeze on the way back home but it eventually stopped. I came back home and continued, but then I found out I did not have sugar for the cake. You know it would have been easier to go to the store but I heard we had some new neighbors move into our neighborhood, so I decided to greet them and ask for sugar at the same time. I walked and walked and finally got to one of the houses, it looked awkward all in straws and yellow but my grandma always told me “Don’t judge a book by its cover.”. As I was ready to knock on the door, I suddenly smelled my shirt and sneezed, apparently some of the cologne got onto my shirt, as I sneezed the house crashed. The dust settled and I saw something sticking out of the pile, as I searched through it I found a little piglet sticking out, lying there and not moving at all. As I turned it on its back I saw that the little pig choked on popcorn it was eating when the house came down. Naturally, well for me anyhow, I didn’t think of eating the pig but then the temptations, growling of my stomach and just the thought of leaving food to spoil I eat the piglet. Of course I double checked that the pig was dead before I ate it. I am not a criminal and even though I thought of taking sugar from the ruins of pigs house, all the sugar was thrown to the ground and was useless.

Of course as a neighbor I felt bad that pig died but in a sense he did well to me by offering himself (even though he was dead) as a meal to me. Looking around I found a picture of him and his brothers they all seemed nice and I decided that his brother will be nice and I went to his brother’s house. As I closed in I wasn’t surprised to see that the house wasn’t pretty or well built but not judging by what it looks like I rang the bell of the house. No one answered my call so I called out “Mr. Pig, Mr. Pig, are you in” as I heard the answer I realized that the pig wasn’t to nice, he answered “Go away wolf. You can’t come in. I’m shaving the hairs on my chinny chin chin”. I was upset that my new neighbor wasn’t nice and that I lost opportunity to get a cup of sugar, but then all of the sudden I started to sneeze. I didn’t know what it was this time the cologne wore off but I still sneezed and as I did the stick house crumbled. You know its not enough to ruin one house I had to ruin another, I felt really bad once again so I started looking for the nasty pig to check if he was alive. As I started to go through the rubble I found a horrible sight, the pigs throat was cut and the poor thing was gasping for air, as I started to look for something to stop the bleeding the pig died and I could not save him in time once again. I was tempted and tempted to eat the pig and alas I budged and ate little pig. Once again there was no sugar for my cake.

As I got to know my two neighbors in a way I did not expected, I felt grief more and more with each step I took, but I finally got to the third house. “Finally a beautiful brick house with a porch and a chimney a little garden and beautiful hard wood and iron door” I thought to myself. As I knocked on the door the Pig did not answer me in a nice tone but instead started to be rude and mean, even for a wolf it is a biggest insult. You know if some one doesn’t want you there- don’t be there, so I was about to turn around and sneezed by mistake and then from no-were the pig actually opened the door and came out. So, we started to talk and I explained him everything what happened to his brothers. He believed me and told me that he warned his brothers about the construction of their homes but they didn’t listen and he said it served them well. I was quite for a moment listening to him explaining all that what I already knew and talking to me about the neighborhood. Finally he stopped and I asked him for a cup of sugar and once again apologized to him about his brothers. As he went back in the house he stopped for a moment and smiled at me. I thought that he was a good neighbor and understood me well, I waited about seven minutes and then I heard sirens coming. Pig Police, Pig Reporters, Pig Fireman and Ambulance all came to the scene; I was quickly cuffed and arrested. I think that the third pig has called the police, even though it was never proved I think that the third pig had insurance claims on all of his brothers’ possessions as houses and their lives, but that is just my speculation. So, now I will serve my 15 years in prison and unfortunately I could not attend my grandma’s birthday but I did make my last phone call to her and wished her the best.”

Alexander is definitely is one of our best citizens and should not have been jailed for things he has done and the circumstances that were given to him. Currently our Wolf officials are trying to mild out or terminate Mr. Wolf’s sentence and negotiate with Pig officials but we did not have any information on that yet and we will be informing you about it in future issue. As for dear Grandmother of Mr. Wolf we had finished the cake that was originally destined for her by her beloved grandson. She was pleased to receive it and hopes her favorite grandson will join her soon.
Article done by Joseph Wolf
Wolfanian News