September 23rd, 2010 – This evening, we are going to hear about the most astounded news ever which Mr. Woopie’s extermination case on the three little piggies. Fortunately, only two piggies were exterminated and one had been escaped. The piggy who escaped now sued Mr. Woopie being in guilty of exterminator. As you can see, we are here with Judge Loopy in the West Disney Courthouse, and the atmosphere is amazingly overwhelming because this case is going to be a history and the most unbelievable animated trial ever in the animation. This is Peter Pan, reporting the live new from goofy channel 56.
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Judge Loopy: Mr. Woopie, do you know that you have done a serious humiliated crime to our animated society?
Mr. Woopie: I do know your honor. However, that doesn’t mean that I am guilty.
Judge Loopy: You have killed a two, not the old piggies but a warm young one. This kind of work can only be done by an evil being. Even it’s so obvious, you still saying you are not guilty. Mr. Woopie, for god sake, please answers me on this question. Do you really know what the extermination means?
Mr. Woopie: Yes, your honor.
Judge Looper: OH YEAH! Tell me the meaning Mr. Woopie?
Mr. Woopie: Eliminating for the good of society.
Judge Looper: Mr. Woopie, do you know what you are saying? Good of Society? These little piggies are young and strong. They might be our future animated actors. They might be our society contributor. They are the future. Eliminating them won’t bring any good of society Mr. Woopie. However, I would like to hear your perspective, Mr. Woopie.
Mr. Woopie: Seems like you honor has been thinking too deeply. My intention is real simple. I do know these piggies are a live one. However, your honor, let me ask you this question to you? Don’t you like pork chop?
Long silence on the court ……
Mr. Woopie: I heard your honor, that Judges are the heart of the law system and he who needed to interpret the law and policy correctly and accurately. If it’s true, I assume you would answer my, not difficult, but a simple question honestly?
Judge Looper: Yes, Mr. Woopie. I do like pork chop.
Mr. Woopie: If that so, your honor, here’s another question. What cause characters like Peter Griffin from family guy look like a fatty guy? Yes! The answer is because he eats a lot of pork chop.
Judge Looper: What a nonsense Mr. Woopie! Mr. Griffin has been my friend for a long year. Even I know he likes pork chop, that doesn’t mean that is the reason why he’s getting fat.
Mr. Woopie: You are so naïve your honor! In scientific world, piggy is one of the characters which produced most of the fats. By the way, if you happen to like Chinese food especially pork roast, pork chop, and fried pork, I would advise you to buy life insurance starting from today, because you are merely heading to hell.
Long silence again ……
Mr. Woopie: Your honor, think about it for a second. If these piggies don’t make to the top, being an actor or so, but to the big sinful restaurants, don’t you think it has a negative effect on the society? These piggies curry and food will make our characters getting fat and fat. That’s my main reason why I need to exterminate these piggies. Your honor, I believe I am a good citizen who always contribute “positive” to the society, and bring good to the society. I have done my verdict your honor.
After 15 minutes break for judgment…..
Judge Loopy: I now announced that this man, Mr. Woopie, who is standing in front of us, now being declared as guilty of this case. It’s because according to our statistics on “characters - the most favorable food on earth”, we found out that this society is preferred chicken instead of the pork.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Little “Clever” Rises His Ego
Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Reporting live from the Court House in Mississippi. This is Asli Oner. I am here tonight to inform you lively about a terrifying event that took place last night in a little village that is called Springfield. 2 of the 3 little pig brothers were killed by Mr. Wolf because of Mother Pig’s neglect of her kids. According to neighbors, she was very annoyed being busy with kids, and she finally found an excuse to make them leave the house to an obscurity. Then, Mr. Wolf followed them to eat them.
We were able to contact the pig Mr. Jo Jo who is the 3rd brother of the pigs. Now, we are going to ask him the details about the murder.
(Asli Oner) News Reporter: Hello Mr. Jo Jo. Could you tell us how you could stay alive and call the policeman lion when Mr. Wolf was in your house to murder you?
Mr. Jo Jo (3rd Pig): First of all, I am very sorry about my brothers but I want to say that they were not smart as much as I was. From the early childhood I always said I am the smartest pig in the family. I always knew that our mom did not want us after we grow up and I was ready for the outside life of the house. And again, I am the smartest in the …….
(Asli Oner) News Reporter: OK Mr. Jo Jo, well if we turn back to the actual topic and talk about the details about last night…How come you could not help your brothers if you consider yourself the smartest in the family?
Mr. Jo Jo: I am! I am the smartest one! But they should have been smart as me before Wolf killed them. They were like kids, I was not. I built my house to protect myself from him, but they did not. They could not think that Wolf would be stronger than they were.
(Asli Oner)News Reporter: So, you mean you were little bit selfish because you did not want to help them although you knew Wolf would destroy their houses and eat them.
Mr.Jo Jo: Did you see Wolf while he was boiling when policeman came? I was so smart to play with him!
(Asli Oner) News Reporter: Alright! What about your mother?
Mr. Jo Jo: I don’t know where she is. She was so scared of Wolf and she disappeared once we left the house to build our own houses.
(Asli Oner) News Reporter: It’s been told that Wolf will have a punishment of at least 30 years due to murdering your brothers, and attacking to your house. Does this satisfy you?
Mr.Jo Jo: Damn! Is he really going to stay 30 years in jail? Wow, it is too long. I am so sorry for the Wolf. I will definitely go visit him and bring him some apple from Farmer Brown’s apple tree.
(Asli Oner) News Reporter: Wait a minute... Did you just say you will visit the murderer of your brothers? And you consider yourself very smart? Oh… Ladies and Gentlemen, I am ending this conversation with the photographs of last night that were taken by the police camera. We thank Mr. Jo Jo for the information he gave us. Have a good day Mr. Jo Jo.
Mr. Jo Jo: You are very welcome. Hey! By the way, could you please put a picture of mine at the end and put a word like “hero” under it? You know I was not killed by him and I saved my life very cleverly, there has to be an award, right?
(Asli Oner) News Reporter: Have a good day again Mr. Jo Jo, I am running late to office. Bye.
We were able to contact the pig Mr. Jo Jo who is the 3rd brother of the pigs. Now, we are going to ask him the details about the murder.
(Asli Oner) News Reporter: Hello Mr. Jo Jo. Could you tell us how you could stay alive and call the policeman lion when Mr. Wolf was in your house to murder you?
Mr. Jo Jo (3rd Pig): First of all, I am very sorry about my brothers but I want to say that they were not smart as much as I was. From the early childhood I always said I am the smartest pig in the family. I always knew that our mom did not want us after we grow up and I was ready for the outside life of the house. And again, I am the smartest in the …….
(Asli Oner) News Reporter: OK Mr. Jo Jo, well if we turn back to the actual topic and talk about the details about last night…How come you could not help your brothers if you consider yourself the smartest in the family?
Mr. Jo Jo: I am! I am the smartest one! But they should have been smart as me before Wolf killed them. They were like kids, I was not. I built my house to protect myself from him, but they did not. They could not think that Wolf would be stronger than they were.
(Asli Oner)News Reporter: So, you mean you were little bit selfish because you did not want to help them although you knew Wolf would destroy their houses and eat them.
Mr.Jo Jo: Did you see Wolf while he was boiling when policeman came? I was so smart to play with him!
(Asli Oner) News Reporter: Alright! What about your mother?
Mr. Jo Jo: I don’t know where she is. She was so scared of Wolf and she disappeared once we left the house to build our own houses.
(Asli Oner) News Reporter: It’s been told that Wolf will have a punishment of at least 30 years due to murdering your brothers, and attacking to your house. Does this satisfy you?
Mr.Jo Jo: Damn! Is he really going to stay 30 years in jail? Wow, it is too long. I am so sorry for the Wolf. I will definitely go visit him and bring him some apple from Farmer Brown’s apple tree.
(Asli Oner) News Reporter: Wait a minute... Did you just say you will visit the murderer of your brothers? And you consider yourself very smart? Oh… Ladies and Gentlemen, I am ending this conversation with the photographs of last night that were taken by the police camera. We thank Mr. Jo Jo for the information he gave us. Have a good day Mr. Jo Jo.
Mr. Jo Jo: You are very welcome. Hey! By the way, could you please put a picture of mine at the end and put a word like “hero” under it? You know I was not killed by him and I saved my life very cleverly, there has to be an award, right?
(Asli Oner) News Reporter: Have a good day again Mr. Jo Jo, I am running late to office. Bye.
Wolf, Pigs and Recession
Welcome, this is Lion King. Tonight, we will continue the controversial story of the wolf and the pig. First, let me introduce tonight's guests--Mr. Alexander T. Wolf and Mr. Newton S Pig.
Lion King: Mr. Wolf.
A. T. Wolf: Call me Alex, please!
Lion King: All right. Alex, I know you just earned your PH. D in economy in the prison. Congratulations! In your just published book "Wolf, Pigs and Recession", you argued that pigs shall be responsible for 2007 worldwide recession. Can you talk a little bit more about your theory?
A. T. Wolf: My pleasure. But, first I want to remind everybody that I am innocent. I am preparing another appeal. I am a good guy. If I were the murder, I would have fled the crime scene already. The prosecutors only had circumstantial evidence (like DNA and fingerprints) but not direct evidence, such as witness. They only told half of the truth, not all the truth. In addition, I was prosecuted in the town of pigs ...
Lion King: I am sorry to interrupt you, Alex. But Can we come back to our topic-- recession.
A. T. Wolf: Yes, Lion. After I was locked up innocently, the pig felt so free and happy so that they found all kinds of ways to celebrate that unprecedented triumph against the wolf. One of the ways is to have ultra fun in the bed.
Lion King: Ultra fun in the bed?
A. T. Wolf: I mean to make love. ... As we all know, nothing come free. The fallout is overproduction of pigs. More pigs, more houses built. On the other side, more pigs. cheaper pigs labor. The housing bubble finally busted when pigs couldn't afford their mortgage due to their loss of jobs.
Lion King: Mr. Pig, do you agree with what he said?
N. S. Pig: I prefer being called New. Mr. King, can I tell a short story about my brother first?
Lion King: Only if it is related to this recession and it is short.
N. S. Pig: Yes. As we know, my dear brothers have been considered as lazy pigs, who don't put their efforts to build brick houses. They have being mislabelled. Conversely, they were hard-working, intelligent and warm-hearted pigs. My big brother who lived in the straw house is a philosopher. His name is Socrates Modern Pig. My other brother who lived in the stick house is an environmentalist. His name is Green Globe Pig. They gave away food to the poor from time to time, and usually helped old people fixing their house. Besides, both of them have PH. D degrees. I suggest that we should be silent for 5 seconds for loss of them.
5 seconds passed.
Lion King: Does it have anything to do with tonight's topic?
N.S Pig: Yes, Mr. King. My brother, Socrates Modern Pig, foresaw recession coming. At 5 minutes before he was murdered, he sent me a "pig-mail", telling me that he was facing death threat from the Wolf, but he would not run away. In his mail, he said: "The wolf will pronounce that he is innocent as he used to do so ... I hope that my death will call up our fellow-pigs against the wolf deceiving tricks."
Lion King: All right. Indeed, the pig are united and the wolf has been in jail.
A. T. Wolf: Lion, What??????? That is outrageous.
N. S. Pig: Let me finish what I have talked. He also mentioned that after the wolf being locked away, our pig population will increase dramatically. By that time, the Wolf will use his wolf theory to argue that economic slump is resulted from emotion and irrationality of pigs.
A. T. Wolf: In fact, that is the pig's fault.
N. S. Pig: No. "the truth is behind what we see", My big brother said, "the virus in the wolf's huff-puff was the bio weapon, on which the wolf spent millions of "wolf-dollars" to the pig." Until now, we still carry the deadly virus, which is mistakenly called "swine flu".
A. T. Wolf: Nonsense, everybody knows that swine flu is originate from swine.
N. S. Pig: Is that true that pigs die of "swine flu" but wolves won't? If the "swine flu" were originally from us, why are we not immune to it?
A. T. Wolf: Let us talk about recession.
N. S. Pig: There shall not be a housing problem if you had stayed quiet in the jail. If the wolf construction company owned by A. T. Wolf did not overbuild the houses, if the swine flu did not kill thousand of pigs in China (making houses excess of demand), if you bastard did not pronounce that you will appeal (scaring pigs so that they have desire for love), we the pig will lead our normal life--working hard, having lovely baby pigs, buying only what we need(no speculation), and do not paying higher premium for medical insurance.
A. T. Wolf: Nonsense! Nonsense! Nonsense!
Lion King: All right. The past is over. Last question. How can we get out of recession? Alex.
A. T. Wolf: Set me free and kill more pigs to lower unemployment.
Lion King: What is your opinion, New?
N. S Pig: My other brother, Green Globe Pig, prepared a few measures to help us pass this recession in his last "pig-mail". (Sad on his face) He summed it into one word--GREEN , which is to Get Bill Clinton reelected, to Rip off your credit cards, to Educate yourself not to waste resources, to Engage yourself into green activities to preserve the earth and to Neglect the transitory difficulties. (in the state of deep thought)
10 seconds' silence
N. S. Pig: Actually, recession is another version of the wolf's huff-puff story.
Lion King: What an intelligent pig! The wolf has tries numerous times to get out of the prison. Initially, he tried to use his autobiography to deceive all citizens. Now he tries to use his new book as his propaganda. Dear fellows, remember this: no matter what clothes or skins the wolf put on, it will not change his nature of murderer. Good night.
Lion King: Mr. Wolf.
A. T. Wolf: Call me Alex, please!
Lion King: All right. Alex, I know you just earned your PH. D in economy in the prison. Congratulations! In your just published book "Wolf, Pigs and Recession", you argued that pigs shall be responsible for 2007 worldwide recession. Can you talk a little bit more about your theory?
A. T. Wolf: My pleasure. But, first I want to remind everybody that I am innocent. I am preparing another appeal. I am a good guy. If I were the murder, I would have fled the crime scene already. The prosecutors only had circumstantial evidence (like DNA and fingerprints) but not direct evidence, such as witness. They only told half of the truth, not all the truth. In addition, I was prosecuted in the town of pigs ...
Lion King: I am sorry to interrupt you, Alex. But Can we come back to our topic-- recession.
A. T. Wolf: Yes, Lion. After I was locked up innocently, the pig felt so free and happy so that they found all kinds of ways to celebrate that unprecedented triumph against the wolf. One of the ways is to have ultra fun in the bed.
Lion King: Ultra fun in the bed?
A. T. Wolf: I mean to make love. ... As we all know, nothing come free. The fallout is overproduction of pigs. More pigs, more houses built. On the other side, more pigs. cheaper pigs labor. The housing bubble finally busted when pigs couldn't afford their mortgage due to their loss of jobs.
Lion King: Mr. Pig, do you agree with what he said?
N. S. Pig: I prefer being called New. Mr. King, can I tell a short story about my brother first?
Lion King: Only if it is related to this recession and it is short.
N. S. Pig: Yes. As we know, my dear brothers have been considered as lazy pigs, who don't put their efforts to build brick houses. They have being mislabelled. Conversely, they were hard-working, intelligent and warm-hearted pigs. My big brother who lived in the straw house is a philosopher. His name is Socrates Modern Pig. My other brother who lived in the stick house is an environmentalist. His name is Green Globe Pig. They gave away food to the poor from time to time, and usually helped old people fixing their house. Besides, both of them have PH. D degrees. I suggest that we should be silent for 5 seconds for loss of them.
5 seconds passed.
Lion King: Does it have anything to do with tonight's topic?
N.S Pig: Yes, Mr. King. My brother, Socrates Modern Pig, foresaw recession coming. At 5 minutes before he was murdered, he sent me a "pig-mail", telling me that he was facing death threat from the Wolf, but he would not run away. In his mail, he said: "The wolf will pronounce that he is innocent as he used to do so ... I hope that my death will call up our fellow-pigs against the wolf deceiving tricks."
Lion King: All right. Indeed, the pig are united and the wolf has been in jail.
A. T. Wolf: Lion, What??????? That is outrageous.
N. S. Pig: Let me finish what I have talked. He also mentioned that after the wolf being locked away, our pig population will increase dramatically. By that time, the Wolf will use his wolf theory to argue that economic slump is resulted from emotion and irrationality of pigs.
A. T. Wolf: In fact, that is the pig's fault.
N. S. Pig: No. "the truth is behind what we see", My big brother said, "the virus in the wolf's huff-puff was the bio weapon, on which the wolf spent millions of "wolf-dollars" to the pig." Until now, we still carry the deadly virus, which is mistakenly called "swine flu".
A. T. Wolf: Nonsense, everybody knows that swine flu is originate from swine.
N. S. Pig: Is that true that pigs die of "swine flu" but wolves won't? If the "swine flu" were originally from us, why are we not immune to it?
A. T. Wolf: Let us talk about recession.
N. S. Pig: There shall not be a housing problem if you had stayed quiet in the jail. If the wolf construction company owned by A. T. Wolf did not overbuild the houses, if the swine flu did not kill thousand of pigs in China (making houses excess of demand), if you bastard did not pronounce that you will appeal (scaring pigs so that they have desire for love), we the pig will lead our normal life--working hard, having lovely baby pigs, buying only what we need(no speculation), and do not paying higher premium for medical insurance.
A. T. Wolf: Nonsense! Nonsense! Nonsense!
Lion King: All right. The past is over. Last question. How can we get out of recession? Alex.
A. T. Wolf: Set me free and kill more pigs to lower unemployment.
Lion King: What is your opinion, New?
N. S Pig: My other brother, Green Globe Pig, prepared a few measures to help us pass this recession in his last "pig-mail". (Sad on his face) He summed it into one word--GREEN , which is to Get Bill Clinton reelected, to Rip off your credit cards, to Educate yourself not to waste resources, to Engage yourself into green activities to preserve the earth and to Neglect the transitory difficulties. (in the state of deep thought)
10 seconds' silence
N. S. Pig: Actually, recession is another version of the wolf's huff-puff story.
Lion King: What an intelligent pig! The wolf has tries numerous times to get out of the prison. Initially, he tried to use his autobiography to deceive all citizens. Now he tries to use his new book as his propaganda. Dear fellows, remember this: no matter what clothes or skins the wolf put on, it will not change his nature of murderer. Good night.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Sunday, May 2, 2010
AN ASTONISH WOLF
This is 8 o' clocks breaking news. An innocent wolf has been convicted by the Supreme Court judge. He doesn't want to say anything inside court room. but he wants to speak up front side of court. Let's go to Mr. A.T. Wolf.
News Reporter: (Shahna): Mr. A.T Wolf, why you want to speak up front of court, but not inside?
Mr. A. T Wolf: Well, I want to public to judge, i should get punished or not?
News Reporter: (Shahana) : Can you tell us what actually happened that day?
Mr. A. T Wolf: Here I'm telling the real story how patahaick day was that? It was my grandmother's birthday. I wanted to give her a birthday cake as a gift. And I was running out of sugar. I'm a very poor wolf. Haven't ate for two days . it was very hot day summer time. Temperature was 96' above. I was walking suddenly i saw a burger by the garbage can side.I couldn't wait to eat that. after I ate i felt terrible. However, i went to Mr. Pigget house. Mr. Piggetcan you please give me some sugar. Mr. Pigget said wait please. So i was waiting. All of sudden my stomach was cramping. I threw up like a flooded. Nothing was there except dirty smelly flood. Next, I went to Mr. Piglot house. Mr. piglot could you give me some sugar to make cake for my grandmother please? Mr. Piglot said : OK, you need to wait few minutes. Mr. A.T. Wolf then my nose starts to itch. So i huff and puff, sneeze so hard. Everything was bowled. Nothing was there. There for, here I'm for punishment. What was my fault, I want public to judge my situation?
News Reporter: (Shahana) : OK, Mr. A.T Wolf. All right: News reporter : (shahana) : thanks for joining us at 8 o'clock news. Please stay tuned for 10 o clocks' news. What will happen to Mr. A. T. Wolf? Will he be punished or not? See you st 10 o clocks' news.
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
"The Perfect Murder"
Anita Forehead (reporter): Where are here in front Hall County Courthouse in Georgia, to hear the ruling of case Georgia VS Wolf.
(cab pulls to the curb, and out comes Alex Wolf)
Forehead: Goodmorning Mr. Wolf. Today is the day
Mr.Wolf : Morning gorgeous and please call me Alex, and yes today is the day and I aint a bit scared. (enters courthouse)
(Everyone please rise for Judge Justice Warren)
(Judge takes a seat)
Judge: Mr. Batlock you may call your first witness
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Mr.Batlock:Thank you your honor, defense will like to call Thomas Pig to the stand
(Mr.Pig rises and carries on to the stand)
Mr.Batlock: Please tell us what happen Mr.Pig
Mr.Pig: He’s a murderer! I saw it with my own eyes, and the evidence is overwhelming. Lock him up and throw away the key he killed my beloved brothers, and justice must be served!! He’s been making threats since day one and I saw him sneak off in the woods with a bloody shirt on. When he saw that I noticed him he smirked and continued on. He did it! Why are we here? He did it!
Judge: That’s enough Mr.Pig, watch your tone in my courthouse
Mr.Pig: Screw your courthouse I want justice to be served on this bastard
Judge: (knocks gavel) That’s enough!! Please step off the stand. Mr.Batlock please call another witness
Mr.batlock: I call my witness Alex A.Wolf to the stand
(Mr.Wolf approaches the stand)
Mr.Batlock: Let us hear your side of the story Mr.Wolf
Mr.Wolf: Yes, I didn’t kill those 2 pigs and I never threatened this last yummy looking (clears throat) I mean lying pig. I was once a family friend to the pigs, I always had there back but in a heated controversy of jealous they distance themselves away from me because I got the position of top butcher at Santa Fe Meat Shop for a while they desired the position. I went to their house the night before to have a talk with them but they didn’t want to let me in and when I smelt my favorite food pot roast through the door I stood there and sniffed it but the dust within their door caused me to sneeze something terrible and accidently blew their house down. The next day I made it my business to personally hand them a check in the amount of the house mortage as a apology but no one was there so I left. I didn’t see anything out of the ordinary except the house being to pieces. I didn’t do it, I am being framed. With all the evidence so called provided you weren’t able to find finger prints and my alibi was tight I was at the Crunch fitness gym the time of the murders.
Mr.Batlock: Thank you Mr.Wolf, you may step down, your honor this is going on a scretch but I will like to call back Mr.Pig to the stand
Judge: carry on, long as he behaves himself
Mr.Batlock: Thank you your honor. The court will like to call Thomas J. Pig to the stand.
(Mr. Pig arises and gets on the stand)
(points to Mr.Wolf) he killed my freaking brothers and hes going to pay for it!!
Judge: Mr.Pig please, that’s enough
Mr.Batlock: Mr.Pig you stated that my defendant has been making threats to you and your brothers that he would eat you alive?
Mr.Pig: Yes, he has and on several attempts he did assault us.
Mr.Batlock: Do you have problems seeing Mr.Pig? you’ve squinting your eyes for quit a while now
Mr.Pig: I have 20/20 vision Mr.Batlock, im fine. Its just a bad habit I have it has nothing to do with having problems seeing
Mr.Batlock: ( walks to the table picks up enevelope, and carries on to the stand) your honor ill like this to be marked defense exhibit A
Judge” Marked
Mr.Batlock: Your honor I hold here copies of Mr.Pig’s medical documentations, and it shows here that Mr.Pig has Macular Degeneration
Mr.Pig: No I don’t
Judge: (looks puzzled) Masculine Ellen DeGeneres? Please explain Mr.Batlock
Mr.Batlock: That’s Macular Degeneration your honor
Judge: That’s what I said
Mr.Batlock: Actually your honor you said…
Judge: (cuts Batlock off) that’s enough Mr.Batlock continue
Mr.Batlock: (clears throat) yes your honor, ahh yes Macular Degeneration which is the loss of central vision, blurred vision (especially while reading), distorted vision (like seeing wavy lines), and colors appearing faded.What you have to say now Mr.Pig?
Mr.Pig: (Biting his lips in rage) well I guess I do have a sight problem whats your point?
Mr.Batlock: My point is that maybe it wasn’t Mr.Wolf you saw sneaking around the day of the murder, now was it?
Prosecuter; Objection! Specualtion
Mr.Batlock: your honor I will like to mark this glove defense exhibit B
Judge: marked
Mr.Batlock: This a rubber glove found at Mr.Wolf’s house, crime scene investigators found it.There was not only your brother’s blood found out it but also pig’s residue. Mr.Wolf previously stated it wasn’t his, and he doesn’t know where it came from, Do you Mr.Pig
Mr.Pig: No, why would I? that’s what he used to cover his finger prints
Mr.Batlock: No, Mr.Pig that’s what you used to frame Mr.Wolf, what people fail to realize is that latex gloves has a powdery substance inside, so the sweat from ones hands leaves finger prints in the gloves. Inside these pair of gloves holds your fingerprints Mr.Pig
This is what I think happened, you were so furious about Mr.Wolf success and later arguments with your 2 older brothers who were going to kick you out, you killed them didn’t you and you framed my client knowing he’d be punished due to circumstances. Didn’t you?
(Mr.Pig looks down in defeat)
Mr.Pig: YES, I did it. Im sorry everyone I was just frustrated and allowed the worse to get the best of me.
(jury gasps)
judge: The jury finds Gervase A. Wolf not guilty, court is adjourned
(Mr.Wolf is actually the murder, he planned it in such as way that he would get accused but let free because of proven his so-called innocence. His twin brother went in his place to the gym which left him with a air tight alibi, and Mr.Pig unfortunately suffers from a mental illness causing him to easily be convinced to admitting something that was never done.Yes a murderer has been set free, very intelligent Mr.Wolf. There goes the world perfect murder. signing off)
Monday, March 1, 2010
A wolf will always be a wolf!
A wolf will always be a wolf!
News Commentator: You are watching WNYC 5, New York’s favorite news station and live in action we are about to witness the trial of the century, the horrendous story of the Three Little Pigs. This trial has put Americans on the edge of their sofas and in the end, hopefully everyone in the Brooklyn community will be able to, once and for, see Mr. Alexander T. Wolf get put in the dog cage. On the scene we have Michael who will be broadcasting the trial. Now, on to you Michael. (Start of the trial)
Judge: (commands loudly) ALL RISE. We have case 262, City of Brooklyn vs. Mr. Alexander T. Wolf. Now Mr. Wolf please tell me what this matter is about.
Mr. Wolf (defendant): I am being accused of killing the three little pigs. I didn’t do anything wrong, I didn’t kill them and they were just stupid. Who would build a house out of straw or sticks? The death of the first two pigs was just an accident but the last pig was really rude and called my grandma names. If I were to be charged for anything it would be for the way I handled the third fat pig.
Plaintiff (District Attorney): I OBJECT! He brutally killed all the pigs and they weren’t that fat. Mr. Wolf is a murderer, I mean blatant murderer! He should be given the electric chair.
Judge: Hey, hey, hey, settle down will you? I will not have the victims called names in this courtroom. Do you understand me Mr. Wolf?
Mr. Wolf: Yes, your honor.
Judge: Start by telling your story please.
Mr. Wolf: Well first, I didn’t have sugar to make a cake for my grandma and I couldn’t run to the store and get some because I was feeling awful. I recently contracted the H1N1 swine flu virus and I decided to just go next door and ask my neighbor if I could have a small cup of sugar. I went to the first two pigs’ houses and the wind was blowing really hard. The pigs didn’t come to the door when I knocked on their doors and the dust from their homes tickled my nose. As I was leaving the first two houses, the wind blew them both down and killed the pigs inside. I seen the houses fall one at a time and when I went to rescue the pigs they were dead, helpless little ham hogs. They were already dead before I got to them and I was really hungry, so I ate them.
District Attorney: I object. I have a witness who has already gave a statement and said that he threatened the pigs to knock them down and blew their homes down. We already have notaries from people who were willing to testify against Mr. Wolf. If he didn’t mean to kill them, he shouldn’t have eaten them. I’m a pig also! What are you going come to my house, blow my house down and eat me too?
Judge: Order, order in the court. Plaintiff let me see those notaries that you have with you today and Mr. Wolf please proceed.
Mr. Wolf: He’s a liar your honor. The last little pig though was very different. I asked that little pig if he could give me a cup of sugar for my grandma’s cake and he started saying disrespectful things about my grandmother. I didn’t like that so I took the law into my own hands and took care of him myself.
Judge: Yourself?
Mr. Wolf: Yes, myself. I used my extra sharp claws and teeth and ate his little chinny-chin-chin. Then I began eating his limbs one by one until his whole body was in my belly. He deserved it and I would do it again and again if I could.
District Attorney: You’re a monster and everyone knows it. Did you hear that? He should be put away forever. Put him in the dog cage where he belongs or worse, put him to death. Killer, Killer, KILLER!
Judge: Order in the court, order in the court! This is absurd. Now quiet down and lets see what the jury says about this case. Jury!
Head of the Jury: By a unanimous vote, the jury finds that the defendant Mr. Wolf is guilty of three counts on 1st degree murder with the punishment, life in prison.
Mr. Wolf: (charging towards the district attorney) Why you little… I’ll kill you too you fat pig.
District Attorney: Get away. Get away! My neck!
Mike (the camera man): OH MY GOD! Mr. Wolf has been found guilty for three counts on 1st degree murder and he had just attacked the district attorney. Mr. Wolf had his mouth around the D.A.’s neck and the officers here just fired shots at Mr. Wolf killing him instantly. This is breaking news from your WNYC 5 and that’s it for tonight! Stay tuned for updates tomorrow.
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