Thursday, September 23, 2010

Little “Clever” Rises His Ego

Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Reporting live from the Court House in Mississippi. This is Asli Oner. I am here tonight to inform you lively about a terrifying event that took place last night in a little village that is called Springfield.  2 of the 3 little pig brothers were killed by Mr. Wolf because of Mother Pig’s neglect of her kids. According to neighbors, she was very annoyed being busy with kids, and she finally found an excuse to make them leave the house to an obscurity. Then, Mr. Wolf followed them to eat them.

We were able to contact the pig Mr. Jo Jo who is the 3rd brother of the pigs. Now, we are going to ask him the details about the murder.

(Asli Oner) News Reporter: Hello Mr. Jo Jo. Could you tell us how you could stay alive and call the policeman lion when Mr. Wolf was in your house to murder you?

Mr. Jo Jo (3rd Pig): First of all, I am very sorry about my brothers but I want to say that they were not smart as much as I was. From the early childhood I always said I am the smartest pig in the family. I always knew that our mom did not want us after we grow up and I was ready for the outside life of the house. And again, I am the smartest in the …….

(Asli Oner) News Reporter: OK Mr. Jo Jo, well if we turn back to the actual topic and talk about the details about last night…How come you could not help your brothers if you consider yourself the smartest in the family?

Mr. Jo Jo: I am! I am the smartest one! But they should have been smart as me before Wolf killed them. They were like kids, I was not. I built my house to protect myself from him, but they did not. They could not think that Wolf would be stronger than they were.

(Asli Oner)News Reporter: So, you mean you were little bit selfish because you did not want to help them although you knew Wolf would destroy their houses and eat them.

Mr.Jo Jo: Did you see Wolf while he was boiling when policeman came? I was so smart to play with him!

(Asli Oner) News Reporter: Alright! What about your mother?

Mr. Jo Jo: I don’t know where she is. She was so scared of Wolf and she disappeared once we left the house to build our own houses.

(Asli Oner) News Reporter: It’s been told that Wolf will have a punishment of at least 30 years due to murdering your brothers, and attacking to your house. Does this satisfy you?

Mr.Jo Jo: Damn! Is he really going to stay 30 years in jail? Wow, it is too long. I am so sorry for the Wolf. I will definitely go visit him and bring him some apple from Farmer Brown’s apple tree.

(Asli Oner) News Reporter: Wait a minute... Did you just say you will visit the murderer of your brothers? And you consider yourself very smart? Oh… Ladies and Gentlemen, I am ending this conversation with the photographs of last night that were taken by the police camera. We thank Mr. Jo Jo for the information he gave us. Have a good day Mr. Jo Jo.

Mr. Jo Jo: You are very welcome. Hey! By the way, could you please put a picture of mine at the end and put a word like “hero” under it? You know I was not killed by him and I saved my life very cleverly, there has to be an award, right?

(Asli Oner) News Reporter: Have a good day again Mr. Jo Jo, I am running late to office. Bye.

2 comments:

Pyi Kyaw (Maxim) said...

I like this story where I can grab the characters, the reporter and the 3rd pig, mind. I think you want the reporter to be like a busy man who bombard with the ambiguous questions and the 3rd pig to be like a selfish and arrogant character. I also like the way you name them such Mr. Jo Jo. This is good for the readers because they are paying attention all the time because of the names.

Joseph said...

I really liked the interaction between the reporter (yourself) and the pig that survived. Even funnier is how vain this pig is and how he mocks his dead brothers! The only thing that puzzles me is why he feels sorry for the killer wolf at the end.Was there some underlying meaning there?