Sunday, September 26, 2010

Little Piggy's Tear

Reporter Parrot: Today we are going to find out the truth about the recent murder case.

Judge Tiger: Plaintiff Mr. Piggy can you tell us what happen that day your two brothers were killed and eaten by Mr. Wolf?

Plaintiff Mr. Piggy : Yes, my lord. My story of what happen that day is just the same as the news reporter all over the paper. Mr. Wolf clearly did killed my two brothers, everyone knows that. Today, I am here to get an answer that why my best friend Mr. Wolf had done this cruel thing to my two dear brothers. For many people who didn’t know our relationship with Mr. Wolf, Mr. Wolf was truly the best friend of our brothers, we have known each other for life time. We went to school together, we shared Pizza, homework even porn. How could he……

Defendant Mr. Wolf: Stop! Please stop, I am begging you, my brother. I really don’t know what happen to me sometime, I don’t want to make any explanations, I plead guilty, my lord. Please don’t ask me anything about that night, I really don’t remember, and my brother piggy, I know whatever I say is not going to make up anything compare to your lost, I wish I can be a pig in my next life. Right after that, Mr. Wolf pulled the security Mr. Bear’s gun put three bullets in his brain, dead in bloody floor.

The Whole court keep silence for almost 10 seconds before everybody claps and whistle. Then Witness giraffe and Mr. Wolf’s shrink Dr. Panda come in the court and hand in some new evidences.

Witness giraffe shows up in the court: I saw everything happened that night, Mr. Wolf first went to the Mr. Piggy’s biggest brother Big P to ask a cup of sugar, but Big P was making fun of Mr. Wolf’s granny, He said:”your granny is hundred years old, she could die in any minutes, why would you so care about her……..” Then Mr. Wolf suddenly looked like someone else, Big P became Mr. Wolf’s dinner. Same thing happened to Mr. Piggy’s second brother Down P, Down P was drunk when Mr. Wolf saw his grandpa’s shadow in Down P, so he broke Down P’s both legs and ate him alive. But he seem didn’t know what he was doing…….

Judge reads out Mr. wolf’s psychological reporter: According to Mr. wolf’s diagnosis records in the past 3 years. Mr. wolf has split personality, which means there are two personalities live in Mr. wolf’s heart. Mr. Wolf lived with his grandparents. But every time after grandpa got drunk, his granny and him would physically and mentally abused by his grandpa, Three years ago, his grandpa broke granny’s both legs and dead in a car accident the same night. Every since that, Mr. Wolf had two personalities, one is like his granny which always cares people around him, very kind and also was a vegetarian. But if someone revile his granny, his other personality will show up, cruelty and cold-bloodedness.

After knowing Mr. Wolf has split personality, All the good memory with Mr. Wolf shows in Mr. Piggy’s head like a movie, it doesn't matter whether Mr. Wolf was guilty or not,everything was ended.Mr.Piggy starts to cry and realize that not he lost his last two relatives, but he also just lose his last friend in the village. He shouted toward the sky: “dear lord, why did you do this to me.” God smiles: “life is unfair, get used to it."

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