Reporter: Last night, the top atraction at the Big Apple Circus, Mr. A. Wolf, better known in the circus circle as "Wolfini the fire eater," allegedly killed and devoured two of his fellow artist from the group "Porky's Dream Trio." Reliable sources blame Wolfini's outstanding popularity with the audience as the origin for the tragedy.
This is Nel Mejia reporting from the New York State Court at Foley Square for Big Bemba news.
While Ms. Russel, the mother and trainer of the trio, denounced that Wolfini is a selfish artist who steps over others to bolster his success, Mr. Foxicat, Wolfini's attorney, said in an exclusive interview that he is convinced that Wolfini is not guilty of murdering and devouring two of his fellow artists.
Mr. Foxicat, can you explain why Wolfini killed and devoured those two poor little pigs?
Mr. Foxicat: That has not been proved yet. Let me explain you what really happened. Last night we got a full moon, right?
Reporter: Right.
Mr. Foxicat: Do you know what happens to wolfs when there is a full moon?
Reporter: What happens?
Mr. Foxicat: They feel alone.
Reporter: And that's why he killed and devoured those innocent little pigs, right?
Mr. Foxicat: You, the media, you are the ones who should be processed for blaming under presumptions.
Listen carefully, Last night, Mr. A. Wolf felt alone and far from his family, and in particular, from his grandma; he decided to take a walk around Central Park to reconnect with his origins in the wilderness. The serenity of the moment inspired Mr. A. Wolf to visit his two jealous fellow artists. Unlike their smarty brother who lives in a comfortable trailer in the safety zone of the circus, the two younger brothers lived in improvised huts inside the park. I'm convinced that Mr. A. Wolf's intentions were noble; he just wanted to initiate peace talks to put an end to the
nasty tricks played on him by the trio every day.
Reporter: What kind of wolf is this? He is the Big Bad Wolf; he is not nice.
Mr. Foxicat: You, the media have stereotyped him.
Mr. A. Wolf arrived at the front of the first house, and while knocking the door, he suddently felt the sensation in his throat caused by breathing fresh air. I would like to clarify that fire eaters suffer from such a condition resulting from their job. It was just one cough, and the house, which was built out of straw, fell immediatedly down. The little pig was dead. Horrified, Mr. A. Wolf ran to the next piggy's house, which was built out of sticks. Mr. A. Wolf knocked the door like crazy looking for help; again, an unstoppable cough erupted in his throat and caused the collapse of the second house. The second pig was also dead. Distressed by the sight of two dead pigs, he rushed back to the circus to call for help from the third member of the trio. Mr. A. Wolf knocked the door, coughed, and cried like crazy looking for help.
However, the smarty little pig, thinking that Mr. A. Wolf wanted to kill him, called the police. With the police came the media, and with them, the defamation of Mr. A. Wolf based on stereotypes.
Reporter: But, if Wolfini didn't devored those little pigs, who did it?
Mr. Foxicat: Homeless hungry people who find shelter in the dark of the park.
Reporter: This was Nel Mejia reporting life from the New York State Court at Foley Square for Big Bemba news.
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