A triple-homicide was moments from being completed when police arrived at the residence of an omnivorous gentleman by the name of Mr. Pig. This is the case being brought to court by the attorneys of the plaintiff, the aforementioned Mr. Pig. In what had seemed to be an open and shut case, Mr. Pig the last surviving member of the Little-Pig family took the stand today to testify against the defendant Mr. Alexander T. Wolf. Up until today, the case seemed like a slam-dunk with ten of the twelve jurors being species who have been known to be consumed by carnivores such as wolves.
According to Mr. Pig, Mr. Wolf slaughtered Mr. Pigs siblings without mercy. One by one, Mr. Wolf harassed and then proceeded to attack the pigs. It was not until Mr. Wolf was caught while attempting to break into Mr. Pig’s brick home that the slaughter came to an end. All that were found of the deceased pig family members was a hoof and a chin whisker. “I’ve never had this much grief, the wolf should be executed!” said Mr. Pig
Mr. Wolf’s lawyers tell a very different story which paint Mr. Wolf not as the criminal but as a victim. Alexander T. Wolf’s day had started with righteous and loving motives as he had wanted to surprise grandmother wolf with a birthday cake. It was upon discovering he was out of the key ingredient of sugar that the day started to take a bad turn. Alexander, a wolf who believes a solution to any problem can be found decided to ask his neighbors. “It was not my fault that they’re homes were poorly constructed.” said Wolf. For it was upon approaching they homes of the two deceased that shortly after, each home collapsed and subsequently killed any inhabitants. Mr. Wolf decided to honor the memory of the pigs by enjoying them. “It would have been a disgrace to the honor of the pigs to watch them slowly rot.” said wolf. Still the evidence overwhelmingly put Mr. Wolf at fault.
Judge Porkchop will hold the final hearings next week. It is then that the fate of Mr. Wolf will be reported.
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Monday, September 24, 2007
THE DAILY PIG
September, 20.
Guilty or not Guilty?
By independent correspondent Curious Rooster.
Last week our small town was terrified by the news about the death of two young pigs-brothers. They were very quiet neighbors. They did not have permanent jobs, because they were lazy and not too smart, unlike their third brother, who worked hard, but they never caused any troubles. Mr. Alexander T. Wolf was arrested that night and accused of the murder of the two brothers and in the attempt of killing the third one. Right now Mr. Wolf is waiting for the trial. Let’s take a closer look at Mr. Wolf. He and his family lived in this small town for years. The reason that city’s government, consisted mostly of domestic animals, allowed them live here, is because wolfs signed the agreement of never attacking and killing habitants of the town. Most likely all wolfs will be thrown out of the town. The court is appointed for the next month. All members of the jury are chosen, but their names are not disclosed. My secret source informs, that more than 70% of the jury is pigs, so we can only guess the decision they will make. Mr. Wolf’s lawyer is saying that his client did not commit murder, but does not deny the fact of eating them, after they died. He hopes that the sentence will eased by this fact. His explanation, that he could not live the good food wasted.
Couple words about survived brother. He is suing the city for refusing to give his brothers the financial aid and shelter, there for they had to live in such insecure places. He claims that its government’s indirect fault in his brothers deaths.
Read the next week the continuum of the story about wild and domestic animals conflict, and its consequences.
September, 20.
Guilty or not Guilty?
By independent correspondent Curious Rooster.
Last week our small town was terrified by the news about the death of two young pigs-brothers. They were very quiet neighbors. They did not have permanent jobs, because they were lazy and not too smart, unlike their third brother, who worked hard, but they never caused any troubles. Mr. Alexander T. Wolf was arrested that night and accused of the murder of the two brothers and in the attempt of killing the third one. Right now Mr. Wolf is waiting for the trial. Let’s take a closer look at Mr. Wolf. He and his family lived in this small town for years. The reason that city’s government, consisted mostly of domestic animals, allowed them live here, is because wolfs signed the agreement of never attacking and killing habitants of the town. Most likely all wolfs will be thrown out of the town. The court is appointed for the next month. All members of the jury are chosen, but their names are not disclosed. My secret source informs, that more than 70% of the jury is pigs, so we can only guess the decision they will make. Mr. Wolf’s lawyer is saying that his client did not commit murder, but does not deny the fact of eating them, after they died. He hopes that the sentence will eased by this fact. His explanation, that he could not live the good food wasted.
Couple words about survived brother. He is suing the city for refusing to give his brothers the financial aid and shelter, there for they had to live in such insecure places. He claims that its government’s indirect fault in his brothers deaths.
Read the next week the continuum of the story about wild and domestic animals conflict, and its consequences.
Little Red
1. It was very interesting that mother sent little girl to grandmother's house in such a long and dangereus way, not telling her daughter what can happened with her, especially from strangers.Most likely, the girl was taught from her mother how to respect family members and others and olso to behave nice with them. Consequently, when mother asked Little Red to bring hers grandmother food she was happy. The Little Red wanted to show her grandmother how much she loved her by bringing flowers. The Little was innocent , thinking she doesn't want to harm anybody and no one will harm her.
2. The red color represented to To Wolf love, patience . When Wolf saw the little girl with red cap, to him she was grown woman he maybe fol in love with her. Wolf ate her showing her love. The little girl was innocent, she didn't have experience;, did not think something bad can happened to her.
3. In this case wolf used Little Red inexperienced life end also shows how some men are like wolf who are using youn girls. Those men are using young girls just because they are not experienced and they are trusting them whtever they said to them. This story is sending messages' to some parents that they should talk with children, to explait to them how they should be carfule from other people especially from strangers. As a result we can see in another story when Little Red had an experience . When another wolf met her and asked her to leave the path, she didn't do what he wanted. The Little went to grandmother's house.
Here is variation of the story which shows the little girl as much more savvy. When young girl saw a wolf that is not her grandmother she took a gan and killed him.
Fables for Our Time and Famous Poems
illustrated by James Thurber
Harber and Row 1939
2. The red color represented to To Wolf love, patience . When Wolf saw the little girl with red cap, to him she was grown woman he maybe fol in love with her. Wolf ate her showing her love. The little girl was innocent, she didn't have experience;, did not think something bad can happened to her.
3. In this case wolf used Little Red inexperienced life end also shows how some men are like wolf who are using youn girls. Those men are using young girls just because they are not experienced and they are trusting them whtever they said to them. This story is sending messages' to some parents that they should talk with children, to explait to them how they should be carfule from other people especially from strangers. As a result we can see in another story when Little Red had an experience . When another wolf met her and asked her to leave the path, she didn't do what he wanted. The Little went to grandmother's house.
Here is variation of the story which shows the little girl as much more savvy. When young girl saw a wolf that is not her grandmother she took a gan and killed him.
Fables for Our Time and Famous Poems
illustrated by James Thurber
Harber and Row 1939
Little Pigs - Victim or Villain
According to Alexander T. Wolf, he was a victim of harsh words and provoked into his actions. These cries fell on deaf ears though, since he was still sentenced to life in prison for the death of the pigs.
This was the outcome of the trial against the "Big Bad Wolf" that had the entire community in uproar.
Alexander T. Wolf claimed he was provoked and teased by the pigs, when all he wanted was a cup of sugar to bake a cake for his grandmother. He claimed that he went to the first pig's house to and kindly asked for a cup of sugar. He claimed that because the pig's house was made out of straw his nose started to itch, which made him sneeze.
- Shouldn't a wolf be use to straws, since he do live in the woods!!!
Well according to Alexander, the straws irritated his nose which caused him to sneeze. As a result of him sneezing, the pig's straw house fell which lead to the pig's death. The pig was dead and Alexander could not resist having the cute little pig for dinner.
This was not enough for the "Big Bad Wolf"; he continued on this path to destruction and murder.
He went to another pigs' house, pig #2, where he claimed he went asking for sugar again. He said he asked for the sugar nicely, but pig #2 did not open the door for him- so he decided to let himself in. This is when he felt another sneeze coming on. He claimed he sneezed and again the house came tumbling down. How convenient, that he only sneezes when he wants to enter someones' house! Again, pig #2 died, and he ate him.
That was not enough for the wolf, he wanted more for dinner!
He went on to pig #3 house. But that pigs was smart and built a house of brick. Alexander called out to the pig, pretending he wanted sugar, but the pig never responded. He thought he could have blown down the house of this pig, but he was unsuccessful with all his huffs and puffs. Instead of blowing the house down, all he did was caused a big commotions which lead the police to his arrest. He was caught "red handed"; and for that reason he will spend the rest of his life in jail where he cannot harm any more pigs. He had enough for dinner!!!
This was the outcome of the trial against the "Big Bad Wolf" that had the entire community in uproar.
Alexander T. Wolf claimed he was provoked and teased by the pigs, when all he wanted was a cup of sugar to bake a cake for his grandmother. He claimed that he went to the first pig's house to and kindly asked for a cup of sugar. He claimed that because the pig's house was made out of straw his nose started to itch, which made him sneeze.
- Shouldn't a wolf be use to straws, since he do live in the woods!!!
Well according to Alexander, the straws irritated his nose which caused him to sneeze. As a result of him sneezing, the pig's straw house fell which lead to the pig's death. The pig was dead and Alexander could not resist having the cute little pig for dinner.
This was not enough for the "Big Bad Wolf"; he continued on this path to destruction and murder.
He went to another pigs' house, pig #2, where he claimed he went asking for sugar again. He said he asked for the sugar nicely, but pig #2 did not open the door for him- so he decided to let himself in. This is when he felt another sneeze coming on. He claimed he sneezed and again the house came tumbling down. How convenient, that he only sneezes when he wants to enter someones' house! Again, pig #2 died, and he ate him.
That was not enough for the wolf, he wanted more for dinner!
He went on to pig #3 house. But that pigs was smart and built a house of brick. Alexander called out to the pig, pretending he wanted sugar, but the pig never responded. He thought he could have blown down the house of this pig, but he was unsuccessful with all his huffs and puffs. Instead of blowing the house down, all he did was caused a big commotions which lead the police to his arrest. He was caught "red handed"; and for that reason he will spend the rest of his life in jail where he cannot harm any more pigs. He had enough for dinner!!!
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Innocent or Guilty? --Luisa Sierra
Alexander T. Wolf is awaiting trial for the murder of the two little pigs.
What difference would it make if I consider myself innocent, if at the end everybody agrees to put the bad big wolf in jail? Well at least in Jail I would find a cup of SUGAR easily!!!! !!! The wolf shouted.
After reviewing the story that Alexander T. Wolf gave in court today to justify his conduct the judge found it so uncertain that it was hard to believe. Judge Bricks decides to sentence Al to death by the lethal injection. T. Wolf will enjoy his remaining days at happily ever after penitentiary.
Al tries to justify himself by telling the judge that he never meant to eat the two little pigs, “I’m diagnosed with high cholesterol I can’t eat fatty pigs, but the situation I was, gave me not other option. My grandma taught me not to waste food. I don’t understand why we wolves have to be the bad guys all the time nobody knows how good we are and just judge us by our appearance, but the bad guys are others(Little red riding hood is not as innocent as she looks), well that’s another tale. Here goes the REAL story of those three boars!, the one that everyone knows is a camouflage invented by that old pig bastard!
It was a good day of summer and I was taking a walk by the forest to get some lilies for my grandma’s b-day but for my disgrace that day my allergies were killing me so picking up flowers would make it worst . So I decided to bake her favorite cake. I went back home and when I was about to mix all the ingredients I found that I didn’t have sugar. I decided to go to my neighbor’s to ask for some sugar and for my surprise it was “dinner” I mean a pig. His house was made of straw, what a dumb and lazy pig. I knocked at the door and it fell, my snout was itching and it made me sneeze and I could see how the house shook and it fell right in front of me. I saw a terrified pig sitting in a green sofa in front of an off television set. Straws (pig nickname)looked at me frightened and left running I went after him to apologize but the dumb pig fell and hit his back of his head with a rock causing him an instant death. The pig was already dead so it would be a waste to leave that feast out in the forest. I thought it twice before eating the pig because of my cholesterol but my appetite was stronger.
So I went to my next neighbor’s house. Straws’ brother. This pig was really mean, his door was open when he saw me he shot the door at my face and it seems the dust cause my allergies to react and I sneezed a big sneeze. When the dust cleared I saw the dead pig, a stick was coming out of his stomach and there was my second buffet.
So I went to the next house to have some pork I mean sugar. This pig was smart he had built his house of bricks. I knocked at the door to give my apologies to the third pig about his brothers and to ask for a cup of sugar. To my surprise “bricks” opened and let me in the house. I explained to him what happened. I heard someone knocking at the door, it was the police. I don’t know from where that pig bastard got a gun and was pointing at me telling me that if I wanted to leave unharmed I must tell the police that I really wanted to eat the two little pigs and knocking down their houses were part of the evil plan. I have no other choice but to attack that bastard and that’s when the police came in and saw a furious wolf beating up an innocent and cute little PIG. They arrestedme. To my surprise the third little pig is a judge the same one that sentenced me to death. I just have 10 days left and I decided to be a vegetarian.
Below you will find a recent photograph of the third little pig after the death of Alexander T. Wolf.
What difference would it make if I consider myself innocent, if at the end everybody agrees to put the bad big wolf in jail? Well at least in Jail I would find a cup of SUGAR easily!!!! !!! The wolf shouted.
After reviewing the story that Alexander T. Wolf gave in court today to justify his conduct the judge found it so uncertain that it was hard to believe. Judge Bricks decides to sentence Al to death by the lethal injection. T. Wolf will enjoy his remaining days at happily ever after penitentiary.
Al tries to justify himself by telling the judge that he never meant to eat the two little pigs, “I’m diagnosed with high cholesterol I can’t eat fatty pigs, but the situation I was, gave me not other option. My grandma taught me not to waste food. I don’t understand why we wolves have to be the bad guys all the time nobody knows how good we are and just judge us by our appearance, but the bad guys are others(Little red riding hood is not as innocent as she looks), well that’s another tale. Here goes the REAL story of those three boars!, the one that everyone knows is a camouflage invented by that old pig bastard!
It was a good day of summer and I was taking a walk by the forest to get some lilies for my grandma’s b-day but for my disgrace that day my allergies were killing me so picking up flowers would make it worst . So I decided to bake her favorite cake. I went back home and when I was about to mix all the ingredients I found that I didn’t have sugar. I decided to go to my neighbor’s to ask for some sugar and for my surprise it was “dinner” I mean a pig. His house was made of straw, what a dumb and lazy pig. I knocked at the door and it fell, my snout was itching and it made me sneeze and I could see how the house shook and it fell right in front of me. I saw a terrified pig sitting in a green sofa in front of an off television set. Straws (pig nickname)looked at me frightened and left running I went after him to apologize but the dumb pig fell and hit his back of his head with a rock causing him an instant death. The pig was already dead so it would be a waste to leave that feast out in the forest. I thought it twice before eating the pig because of my cholesterol but my appetite was stronger.
So I went to my next neighbor’s house. Straws’ brother. This pig was really mean, his door was open when he saw me he shot the door at my face and it seems the dust cause my allergies to react and I sneezed a big sneeze. When the dust cleared I saw the dead pig, a stick was coming out of his stomach and there was my second buffet.
So I went to the next house to have some pork I mean sugar. This pig was smart he had built his house of bricks. I knocked at the door to give my apologies to the third pig about his brothers and to ask for a cup of sugar. To my surprise “bricks” opened and let me in the house. I explained to him what happened. I heard someone knocking at the door, it was the police. I don’t know from where that pig bastard got a gun and was pointing at me telling me that if I wanted to leave unharmed I must tell the police that I really wanted to eat the two little pigs and knocking down their houses were part of the evil plan. I have no other choice but to attack that bastard and that’s when the police came in and saw a furious wolf beating up an innocent and cute little PIG. They arrestedme. To my surprise the third little pig is a judge the same one that sentenced me to death. I just have 10 days left and I decided to be a vegetarian.
Below you will find a recent photograph of the third little pig after the death of Alexander T. Wolf.
Friday, September 21, 2007
Little Pig Class 2, Samuel
Pig City- Alexander T. Wolf was charged on two count of murder and one count of attempted murder for allegedly killing two pigs siblings and battering the door of the third. He pleaded not guilty to the two counts of murder.
The 8 year old Alexander Wolf, alias Al, has a notorious history for devouring rabbits, sheep and pigs. Prosecutor Jones, said Alexander Wolf had recently moved in Pig City with his granny, his father’s mother.
In his defense he claimed he was in the process of baking a cake for his granny when the sugar ran out. So he grabbed a cup and went to fetch some sugar from his neighbors. He went to the first little pig’s house made of straw, rapped on the door with his paw. In an instant, the door swung wide open. He took it for an invitation and went right in. Just as he went inside he sneezed. He said he was having a terribly bout with a cold. Again he sneezed and the straw house was completely demolished. When the prosecutor asked about the faith of the little pig, he said it was dead and admitted to eating it to preventing it from wasting.
In an attempt to save himself he employed the same sugar strategy as his alibi. He entered the second little pig’s house made of sticks. When asked why he did not leave when the second little pig shout “Go away Wolf, you can’t come in”. He said he was confused and thought he heard the pig said “come in”. Al said he held the door knob and suddenly sneezed not once but twice; and again history repeated itself – the house fell killing the poor, helpless little pig. In order to preventing the deceased pig form going to waste Al ate it. Alexander Wolf told the court that he was determined to get a cup of sugar so he went to the third little pig’s house.
He said, however, that he found the third little pig to be smart, and very intelligent. This little pig had made his house with bricks. Politely Alexander Wolf knocked on the house and called “Mr. Pig, Mr. Pig are you in”? Al claimed that the pig responded furiously. In his defense, Al claimed that the pig was obnoxious and took it mighty personal. He decided to leave and present his granny with a birthday card instead, but due to the terribly cold he had he went into a series of sneeze; and became very angry when the third little pig cursed at his granny. Alexander Wolf was indeed trying to break in the helpless little pig’s house when Pig City police officers arrested him. If convicted Al could face a maximum sentence of 25 years in prison without parole.
The 8 year old Alexander Wolf, alias Al, has a notorious history for devouring rabbits, sheep and pigs. Prosecutor Jones, said Alexander Wolf had recently moved in Pig City with his granny, his father’s mother.
In his defense he claimed he was in the process of baking a cake for his granny when the sugar ran out. So he grabbed a cup and went to fetch some sugar from his neighbors. He went to the first little pig’s house made of straw, rapped on the door with his paw. In an instant, the door swung wide open. He took it for an invitation and went right in. Just as he went inside he sneezed. He said he was having a terribly bout with a cold. Again he sneezed and the straw house was completely demolished. When the prosecutor asked about the faith of the little pig, he said it was dead and admitted to eating it to preventing it from wasting.
In an attempt to save himself he employed the same sugar strategy as his alibi. He entered the second little pig’s house made of sticks. When asked why he did not leave when the second little pig shout “Go away Wolf, you can’t come in”. He said he was confused and thought he heard the pig said “come in”. Al said he held the door knob and suddenly sneezed not once but twice; and again history repeated itself – the house fell killing the poor, helpless little pig. In order to preventing the deceased pig form going to waste Al ate it. Alexander Wolf told the court that he was determined to get a cup of sugar so he went to the third little pig’s house.
He said, however, that he found the third little pig to be smart, and very intelligent. This little pig had made his house with bricks. Politely Alexander Wolf knocked on the house and called “Mr. Pig, Mr. Pig are you in”? Al claimed that the pig responded furiously. In his defense, Al claimed that the pig was obnoxious and took it mighty personal. He decided to leave and present his granny with a birthday card instead, but due to the terribly cold he had he went into a series of sneeze; and became very angry when the third little pig cursed at his granny. Alexander Wolf was indeed trying to break in the helpless little pig’s house when Pig City police officers arrested him. If convicted Al could face a maximum sentence of 25 years in prison without parole.
little pigs
I just heard a story about about Alexander T.Wolf , nick name Al but most known as big Big Bad Wolf. Who was arrested by police accused eating two Pigs brothers. All tereble scenario happened when Mr. Wolf went to neighbourhood asking for some shugar . When Mr. Wolf went in neighborhood he saw a house that he couldn't understand how some one can build house from the straw he borke a house and eat a pig who wasn't smart. When he eat one pig which he things it wasn't enaugh he went to the nex house. When he saw that house wasn't propery built he got upset how some one can be dumb Wolf broke a house and eat a pig who is a brother of first pig that was eaten. That wasn't enough for Wolf he wonted to eat another pig in neighbourhood which he is a third brother. When the family sew what happened whith their member of family , they called police. While he was questioning from police why he ate two brothers he admittd saying that they werent' smart and two pigs were for him just two big cheeseburgers. Now the family of two eaten pigs and third who is still in shock will sue Big Ban Wolf for terable crime. If he found quilty he will be in prison for ever.
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