A triple-homicide was moments from being completed when police arrived at the residence of an omnivorous gentleman by the name of Mr. Pig. This is the case being brought to court by the attorneys of the plaintiff, the aforementioned Mr. Pig. In what had seemed to be an open and shut case, Mr. Pig the last surviving member of the Little-Pig family took the stand today to testify against the defendant Mr. Alexander T. Wolf. Up until today, the case seemed like a slam-dunk with ten of the twelve jurors being species who have been known to be consumed by carnivores such as wolves.
According to Mr. Pig, Mr. Wolf slaughtered Mr. Pigs siblings without mercy. One by one, Mr. Wolf harassed and then proceeded to attack the pigs. It was not until Mr. Wolf was caught while attempting to break into Mr. Pig’s brick home that the slaughter came to an end. All that were found of the deceased pig family members was a hoof and a chin whisker. “I’ve never had this much grief, the wolf should be executed!” said Mr. Pig
Mr. Wolf’s lawyers tell a very different story which paint Mr. Wolf not as the criminal but as a victim. Alexander T. Wolf’s day had started with righteous and loving motives as he had wanted to surprise grandmother wolf with a birthday cake. It was upon discovering he was out of the key ingredient of sugar that the day started to take a bad turn. Alexander, a wolf who believes a solution to any problem can be found decided to ask his neighbors. “It was not my fault that they’re homes were poorly constructed.” said Wolf. For it was upon approaching they homes of the two deceased that shortly after, each home collapsed and subsequently killed any inhabitants. Mr. Wolf decided to honor the memory of the pigs by enjoying them. “It would have been a disgrace to the honor of the pigs to watch them slowly rot.” said wolf. Still the evidence overwhelmingly put Mr. Wolf at fault.
Judge Porkchop will hold the final hearings next week. It is then that the fate of Mr. Wolf will be reported.
1 comment:
As a reader of this article I would say that wolf is guilty.It doesn't really matter how the houses broke:wolf broke them or it was very windy, or material the buildings were built of was too bad. But wolf's saying "It would have been a disgrace to the honor of the pigs to watch them slowly rot” doesn't sound right. First, he had to try at least to find out if pigs were still alive. Maybe he could help, call 911. His solution was to help them die. Eutanasia is still forbidden in many countries!
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