“Big Bad Wolf” Finally Apprehended
Last night Alexander T. Wolf, better known as the “Big Bad Wolf” was subdued and arrested at Mr. Pig’s house for a savage murder of two of Mr. Pigs brothers. Alexander T. Wolf has been notorious for break-ins, robberies, and now murder. He was always able to escape prosecution in the court of law under one or another reason. This time however, he will not circumvent the law.
Mr. Pig had to resort to the help of the police, as the “Big Bad Wolf” caused a great deal commotion and attempted to break into Mr. Pig’s house. While found in a state of extreme berserk and aggressive behavior, the “Big Bad Wolf” has threatened, insulted, and accused Mr. Pig; defaming Mr. Pig’s honest name in the public. This alone constitutes a tort, equivalent to three years of prison.
Following the arrest, Mr. Pig’s two brothers were found savagely murdered and eaten at the sight of their homes which were literally torn apart. The “Big Bad Wolf” has been brought to questioning by the police, and while he admits to the murders, he pleads not guilty under circumstance. As Wolf describes the situation, he was only trying to get a cup of sugar from both of Mr. Pig’s brothers. The complete infiltration of both houses, Wolf explains by two sneezes in conjunction with the overall weak structure of the homes.
Though Wolf’s story may sound convincing to some, we ask that you make no mistake. This is one DANGEROUS and sneaky wolf. Just think about it. Who in their rightful mind goes out to ask for a cup of sugar at night, and expects anyone to open their door to a stranger? Regular folks like you and I know very well how much sugar we have left and if we run low, we resort to the stores in daytime. His aggressive behavior at Mr.Pig’s house the Wolf explains by an insult from Mr. Pig addressed to the Wolf’s Granny. “Big Bad Wolf” claims that sour comments towards his Granny cause him to become very aggressive taking extreme offense. Well, maybe it does upset the “Big Bad Wolf” to hear poor language towards his Granny, however, this is why we have the court of law in our great state of Mississippi. Who has ever permitted Wolf to take the law in his own hands, which he in this case has clearly done?
2 comments:
Hello,
I like how you used some of the themes from the Scieska book. Those were some pretty silly reasons, but it was a fun read. All of your words have negative connotations too, when you are describing the wolf anyway. "Threatened, accused, infiltration". I liked it.
Dave
I was cracking up when I read your article - tort law? Sounds like an extremely conservative community. In fact, I recently finished a book titled Batavia's Graveyard. Basically, it discusses a bloody mutiny aboard a 17th Century Dutch ship. The passengers accepted the murders because the head mutineer justified his actions by using the legal system (At that time, a leader how the power to dissolve groups and declare the death penalty without question).
It seems your story focused on the same problems, but the true leaders of the community (as in the Batavia case when it was turned to Dutch jurisdiction) did not allow the murderer to circumvent the law.
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