Reporter: Last night, the top atraction at the Big Apple Circus, Mr. A. Wolf, better known in the circus circle as "Wolfini the fire eater," allegedly killed and devoured two of his fellow artist from the group "Porky's Dream Trio." Reliable sources blame Wolfini's outstanding popularity with the audience as the origin for the tragedy.
This is Nel Mejia reporting from the New York State Court at Foley Square for Big Bemba news.
While Ms. Russel, the mother and trainer of the trio, denounced that Wolfini is a selfish artist who steps over others to bolster his success, Mr. Foxicat, Wolfini's attorney, said in an exclusive interview that he is convinced that Wolfini is not guilty of murdering and devouring two of his fellow artists.
Mr. Foxicat, can you explain why Wolfini killed and devoured those two poor little pigs?
Mr. Foxicat: That has not been proved yet. Let me explain you what really happened. Last night we got a full moon, right?
Reporter: Right.
Mr. Foxicat: Do you know what happens to wolfs when there is a full moon?
Reporter: What happens?
Mr. Foxicat: They feel alone.
Reporter: And that's why he killed and devoured those innocent little pigs, right?
Mr. Foxicat: You, the media, you are the ones who should be processed for blaming under presumptions.
Listen carefully, Last night, Mr. A. Wolf felt alone and far from his family, and in particular, from his grandma; he decided to take a walk around Central Park to reconnect with his origins in the wilderness. The serenity of the moment inspired Mr. A. Wolf to visit his two jealous fellow artists. Unlike their smarty brother who lives in a comfortable trailer in the safety zone of the circus, the two younger brothers lived in improvised huts inside the park. I'm convinced that Mr. A. Wolf's intentions were noble; he just wanted to initiate peace talks to put an end to the
nasty tricks played on him by the trio every day.
Reporter: What kind of wolf is this? He is the Big Bad Wolf; he is not nice.
Mr. Foxicat: You, the media have stereotyped him.
Mr. A. Wolf arrived at the front of the first house, and while knocking the door, he suddently felt the sensation in his throat caused by breathing fresh air. I would like to clarify that fire eaters suffer from such a condition resulting from their job. It was just one cough, and the house, which was built out of straw, fell immediatedly down. The little pig was dead. Horrified, Mr. A. Wolf ran to the next piggy's house, which was built out of sticks. Mr. A. Wolf knocked the door like crazy looking for help; again, an unstoppable cough erupted in his throat and caused the collapse of the second house. The second pig was also dead. Distressed by the sight of two dead pigs, he rushed back to the circus to call for help from the third member of the trio. Mr. A. Wolf knocked the door, coughed, and cried like crazy looking for help.
However, the smarty little pig, thinking that Mr. A. Wolf wanted to kill him, called the police. With the police came the media, and with them, the defamation of Mr. A. Wolf based on stereotypes.
Reporter: But, if Wolfini didn't devored those little pigs, who did it?
Mr. Foxicat: Homeless hungry people who find shelter in the dark of the park.
Reporter: This was Nel Mejia reporting life from the New York State Court at Foley Square for Big Bemba news.
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Wolves Lie, Pigs Die
An Editorial by Zachary Alex Stern
It was a harrowing day in court for the third pig-brother today, as the Big Bad Wolf took the stand in his own defense. Fresh from his acquittal in the Little Red Riding hood case, it’s worth noting that the wolf got off on a mere technicality. The arrest report was never signed, and the whole case was declared a mistrial. His guilt is still a matter of opinion.
The wolf claimed that the whole situation is just a misunderstanding; that he just happened to be at the scene of the deaths of two of the pig-brothers. Not only that, but he claims to just happen to have been doing the same thing that killed the first two pigs, outside the house of the third. He claims to have been “sneezing” repeatedly. The wolf was reported to have said to the third pig “Little Pig, Little Pig, Let Me In”, in a menacing manner, drool streaming from his mouth.
The wolf did his best to convince the jury that this was merely the result of him having a terrible cold. Who ever heard of a cold causing drooling? Sounds like a bunch of hooey to this reporter. The story about the wolf just trying to borrow a cup of sugar? What a joke. We can’t allow a dangerous criminal such as the Big Bad Wolf to roam our streets, terrorizing small animals! Even if he is telling the truth, what kind of citizen accidentally kills somebody, and then eats their remains? Maybe we should start calling him Hannibal Lector.
The trial resumes tomorrow, with the prosecution planning to call several witnesses. Mr. James Bunny and his Girlfriend Shirley the Squirrel are expected to give damning testimony, that will surely seal the wolf’s fate. No getting off on a technicality this time Mr. Wolf.
Wait a minute. . . what am I talking about. Animals can’t talk. Wolves can’t tell stories! What would a wolf want with a cup of sugar?
An orderly walks into the room, and says “Zachary, it’s time to stop playing with the typewriter and take your medication. Don’t make me sedate you like last time.”
The Story of a Liar Wolf
The Story of A Liar Wolf.
recently hate has started growing among the people.Only one question is flying everywhere what will happen to that cruel Mr.Wolf? Will that poor pig get justice from the court and this society?
Finally Mr. fox has presented today in front of the judge.
In the court room.
Prosecutor: Your honor this is Mr. Wolf who has killed two innocent pigs few days ago. Now we want justice from you and hope that you will established an example that a murderer can have to pay for his cruel activities.
Mr. Wolf:I don't find any logic of calling me a murderer.I'm a victim of that situation.The charge they bring against me is totally unlawful.There is no evidence that I'm a murderer.
Prosecutor:What do you think?What are we doing here?Do you think that we are playing here in front of the judge in the court.
Mr. Wolf:How do I know what are you doing here?Only thing I know is that without any reason you are trying to punish me.
Prosecutor:What???????????
Ok if you are thinking that you are innocent that who is the killer of those pigs.Why their brother has brought two murder charge against you?
Mr. Wolf: because he doesn't like me.He is jealous of my social status.That pig is rude and he can never tolerate me as his neighbor.He always wants me to destroy my reputation.But I know he'll be never succeed in his bad wish.
Judge:Don't take the fact to other way.Talk to the point.
Mr. Wolf:Yes that's what I want to say your honor.
Prosecutor:if you think you did nothing so face that pig who was able to save his life from you.
Mr. Pig: Yes, you kill my brothers and i'm sure you had a plan to kill me too.Lucky I'm that I did not come out that day .I'm the eyewitness of those murder.You have to pay for that.
Mr. Wolf:May be you make a mistake.It was almost evening that day.Someone killed them and then the murderer ran way form that place.After that accident I reached there to get some sugar from them.And now you are thinking I killed them.
Prosecutor: But you ate them.You can't hide it.
Mr. Wolf:I mean... I mean.......
Judge: Yes Mr.Wolf what do you mean?
Mr. Wolf:You honor.Trust me I'm only a victim of that situation.But I have something to say.When I ate them, they were dead.I didn't kill them, they died because those house were collapse .I thought if I eat them their relatives don't have to do buried them and they can get rid of those extra works.I tired to do little help for their family but this selfish pig trying to blame me.
Now Mr.Pig is screaming and cursing Mr. Wolf you will be ruin.Liar you can never escape form the truth.
Mr. Wolf:i think Mr. pig is sick.He needs treatment.
Prosecutor:I think it's clear to everyone that Mr. Wolf is the killed because he said that somehow he's related to that murder.Later he ate them and he was the only reason of collapsing the houses.
Judge:Mr. Wolf do you have anything to say.
Mr. Wolf:Please give me another chance.I know it was my fault but I'll never do so again.I'll change my habit and try not to become greedier in future.
Judge:I think you can practice that in the jail.You lied from the beginning of today's hearing.I have decided that you will spend rest of your life in prison and that'll be your perfect place.
Mr Wolf is now shouting to Mr.Pig.If I come out I will never let you go.I'll sent to that place where you are brothers are now.Keep it mind.
Mr.Pig : May be you can learn something from there.
Reporter:Now Mr.Pig has got justice from the court.Now He's happy because liar he thinks Mr.Wolf deserve that.
Finally we have seen that this is written in Mr. Wolf's fate.
Alexander T. Wolf vs. Mr. Pigmalion in the “three little pigs” trial
A cloud of horror was ruling the courtroom today. The air was filled with scorn and aversion on one hand, and doubt and pity on the other. One could sense how time slowed down as the defendant walked into the courtroom. This is Liana Bee reporting the proceedings of the "three little pigs" trial from the courthouse in downtown, NY, where the following events took place, unfolding the true story of the alleged two murders and an attempted murder of the three little pigs.
Prosecutor: State your name for the record please.
Defendant: Alexander T. Wolf, but you can call me Al.
Prosecutor: Could you please tell us what were you doing on the day of this abhorrent crime?
Defendant: I was at home coping with my terrible cold while attempting to bake a cake for my grandmother’s birthday, when I discovered that I ran out of sugar.
Prosecutor: What happened next?
Defendant: I presumed that some of my kind neighbors would lend me a cup of sugar, so I went down the street to try my luck. I walked towards the first house I saw. To my surprise the house was not secured-the walls did not look stable and the door was wide open. I try calling someone to the front door, when a strong wind went by me and caused me to sneeze. The next thing I saw when I looked up was a little pig, laying amongst the ruins. At first, I thought he was unconscious but when I ran to check his pulse I realized that he was dead. So I did the next logical thing for the wolf to do-I ate him!
Prosecutor: Mr. Al why didn’t you call the police?
Defendant: I was scared; besides, they would take his body to autopsy and I wasn’t going to let that delicious meat undergo through so much trouble.
Prosecutor: What did you do next?
Defendant: I continued my search for a cup of sugar. On my way to the next house another sneeze came over me, which knocked me off my feet onto the house. Then again, I saw a little piggy with no pulse laying in ruins, and I did what every self-respecting wolf would have done in my situation-I ate him!
Prosecutor: Mr. Al your psychological report says that you have rage issues. Incidentally, Mr. Pigmalion accuses you of reckless and deliberate attempt of breaking and entering and now he is seeking to gain justice for himself and for his two brothers, claiming that you hate all little pigs. What do you have to say for yourself?
Defendant: Mr. Prosecutor, this was all a misunderstanding. As a mentioned earlier, I love delicious little pigs. I never intended to hurt anyone. The murders of his two brothers was caused by accident. Moreover, I never intended to cause distress to Mr. Pigmaleon. I would never act in a reckless manner, I’m usually a calm wolf, if he wouldn’t slander my grandmother. I ask the jurors to consider my side of the story before reaching a verdict.
Prosecutor: State your name for the record please.
Defendant: Alexander T. Wolf, but you can call me Al.
Prosecutor: Could you please tell us what were you doing on the day of this abhorrent crime?
Defendant: I was at home coping with my terrible cold while attempting to bake a cake for my grandmother’s birthday, when I discovered that I ran out of sugar.
Prosecutor: What happened next?
Defendant: I presumed that some of my kind neighbors would lend me a cup of sugar, so I went down the street to try my luck. I walked towards the first house I saw. To my surprise the house was not secured-the walls did not look stable and the door was wide open. I try calling someone to the front door, when a strong wind went by me and caused me to sneeze. The next thing I saw when I looked up was a little pig, laying amongst the ruins. At first, I thought he was unconscious but when I ran to check his pulse I realized that he was dead. So I did the next logical thing for the wolf to do-I ate him!
Prosecutor: Mr. Al why didn’t you call the police?
Defendant: I was scared; besides, they would take his body to autopsy and I wasn’t going to let that delicious meat undergo through so much trouble.
Prosecutor: What did you do next?
Defendant: I continued my search for a cup of sugar. On my way to the next house another sneeze came over me, which knocked me off my feet onto the house. Then again, I saw a little piggy with no pulse laying in ruins, and I did what every self-respecting wolf would have done in my situation-I ate him!
Prosecutor: Mr. Al your psychological report says that you have rage issues. Incidentally, Mr. Pigmalion accuses you of reckless and deliberate attempt of breaking and entering and now he is seeking to gain justice for himself and for his two brothers, claiming that you hate all little pigs. What do you have to say for yourself?
Defendant: Mr. Prosecutor, this was all a misunderstanding. As a mentioned earlier, I love delicious little pigs. I never intended to hurt anyone. The murders of his two brothers was caused by accident. Moreover, I never intended to cause distress to Mr. Pigmaleon. I would never act in a reckless manner, I’m usually a calm wolf, if he wouldn’t slander my grandmother. I ask the jurors to consider my side of the story before reaching a verdict.
Trying To Be an Incredibly Smart Pig
Miss Parrot (reporter): Welcome to “Wilds’ News”. I’m your old friend-- Miss Parrot. Now I am standing in front of the Baruch Court in Manhattan. Later on, Mr. Wolf and Mr. PIg, the plaintiff and defender of the famous murder of Two Pigs, will on the trial. We will see what happens.
Judge: So, what happened, Mr. Wolf?
Mr. Wolf: I would have to committee that I ate the two brothers of Mr. Newton S Pig and they were very delicious. I am sorry about Mr. Newton S. Pig’s lost, but I don’t think I should be considered as criminal.
Miss Parrot: Well, Mr. Wolf, you are contradicting yourself. How could you eat them without murdering them?
Mr. Wolf: First of all, I did not plan this murder them for my food; it is an accident. I went to their houses and knocked at the doors politely, not being rude at all. Unfortunately, a sneeze came in and I huffed and snuffed as normal lives would do but the houses fell down without any alarms. As a hungry wolf, eating the pigs in front of you is more than normal. Additionally, they were sleeping so tight like that they would never wake up, so even though I did not have them as my dinner they would not be able to survive in the remain from the cold weather anyways. Why should not I eat them as fresh.
Judge: So, Mr. Pig, do you agree with Mr. Wolf?
Mr. Pig: How could you possibly say they, Al!! They are my family and your neighbors. You should have called 911. How did you know they would not wake up even their houses fell down?
Mr. Wolf: Mr. Pig, stop lying to youself. They were sleeping in remain, snoring loudly. I guessed the police would not be able to wake them up either. If they are found by human, they will be made into burgers, hams or cut into pieces and cooked in different ways. Don’t you want them died peacefully and simply, for example, eating by a smarter wolf like me? You are smart, Newton, you can figure this out.
Judge: Do you take that, Mr. Pig?
Mr. Pig: I am smart, so I guess Mr. Wolf’s explanation sounds reasonable. Mr. Wolf did saved them from human's dished. Thank you, Mr. Wolf. Aren't I smart?
Miss Parrot: At this point, I guess my dear audiences could guess what the final judgement will be. Thank you for watching "Wild's News". See you tomorrow.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Little Three Pigs
We are in Jamaica Courthouse in Queens. Judge Michael Grey came to the courtroom and case started.
Prosecutor: This is the murder case that two little pigs whose had eaten by Mr. Wolf. The wolf sentences to in prison twenty years.
Mr. Pig was there too. Whose two young cousins were killed by Mr. Wolf. Prosecutor wants to listen to Mr. Pig as a witness.
Trial started. Prosecutor asked Mr. Wolf tell us what happened on May 27, 2009.
Mr. Wolf: It was a beautiful day. I got up early in the morning. I wanted to make a birthday cake for my granny’s birthday. I searched Google to figure out how to make a cake. I wrote it down the ingredients. I started to get whatever I want it on the kitchen counter. I realized that I did not have any sugar at home. I went to a supermarket, but it was closed. I came back to home. Suddenly I understand why I should not ask my neighbor? I took a small cup and walked toward nearest neighbors house. I knocked the door couple of times, but no one opened the door. I took a walk around the house and I looked from the window. Little Pig was lying down in the kitchen. I got inside the house and checked the Pig’s pulse. Pig did not have a heartbeat. He was dead. OMG! i know I should have called 911 but, then I realized why I should call. Pig was dead anyway, then i decided to eat him and I started to eat the little Pig. I did not kill him. When I found him,he was dead.
Prosecutor: Can you prove that Pig was dead when you found him? You should have called 911 first to take the Pig to the emergency room. What about second Pig? What happened to him? Why did you eat him?
Mr. Wolf: After I eat the little Pig flesh, I lied down in the house couple of hours. I took a nap then, I got up noon. I went back home. I recognized that I needed some sugar for birthday cake I went to the other neighbors house. I knocked the door couple of times. While I was knocking the door, Pig was coming to home. While he was crossing the street, a car hit him. I run to help the Pig. He was extremely bleeding, he died in that time. I was shocked. I did not know what to do. Then I decided to eat him too. I ate this one too.
Mr. Pig yelled at the wolf real loudly. I know, you killed them because they did not listen to you. They sometimes came to in front of your house to eat your garbage and when they messed up your garbage bag, you got crazy many times. Thatsway, you killed and ate them. You are a killer you should go to jail and never get out again.
Mr. Wolf started defense himself: No I did not kill them. They were dead and, I ate them. I did not kill anybody. Mr. Pig is my neighbor but he is a liar. I warned him couple of times. He used to come my garden and mass up my garbage bag and throw them all over the place all the time. I politely told him to not to do it. Now, he is blaming me as a murder. This is terrible. He warned me for noise last year. He said I made noise and I stopped to make noise. I treated him the way I want to be treated. But today he blames me. Do onto others as you would have done onto yourself. Yes Honor. Whatever I said it happened like that. I am innocent.
Honor: Decision everybody stand up. Case Dismissed. Mr. Wolf is not guilty.
Prosecutor: This is the murder case that two little pigs whose had eaten by Mr. Wolf. The wolf sentences to in prison twenty years.
Mr. Pig was there too. Whose two young cousins were killed by Mr. Wolf. Prosecutor wants to listen to Mr. Pig as a witness.
Trial started. Prosecutor asked Mr. Wolf tell us what happened on May 27, 2009.
Mr. Wolf: It was a beautiful day. I got up early in the morning. I wanted to make a birthday cake for my granny’s birthday. I searched Google to figure out how to make a cake. I wrote it down the ingredients. I started to get whatever I want it on the kitchen counter. I realized that I did not have any sugar at home. I went to a supermarket, but it was closed. I came back to home. Suddenly I understand why I should not ask my neighbor? I took a small cup and walked toward nearest neighbors house. I knocked the door couple of times, but no one opened the door. I took a walk around the house and I looked from the window. Little Pig was lying down in the kitchen. I got inside the house and checked the Pig’s pulse. Pig did not have a heartbeat. He was dead. OMG! i know I should have called 911 but, then I realized why I should call. Pig was dead anyway, then i decided to eat him and I started to eat the little Pig. I did not kill him. When I found him,he was dead.
Prosecutor: Can you prove that Pig was dead when you found him? You should have called 911 first to take the Pig to the emergency room. What about second Pig? What happened to him? Why did you eat him?
Mr. Wolf: After I eat the little Pig flesh, I lied down in the house couple of hours. I took a nap then, I got up noon. I went back home. I recognized that I needed some sugar for birthday cake I went to the other neighbors house. I knocked the door couple of times. While I was knocking the door, Pig was coming to home. While he was crossing the street, a car hit him. I run to help the Pig. He was extremely bleeding, he died in that time. I was shocked. I did not know what to do. Then I decided to eat him too. I ate this one too.
Mr. Pig yelled at the wolf real loudly. I know, you killed them because they did not listen to you. They sometimes came to in front of your house to eat your garbage and when they messed up your garbage bag, you got crazy many times. Thatsway, you killed and ate them. You are a killer you should go to jail and never get out again.
Mr. Wolf started defense himself: No I did not kill them. They were dead and, I ate them. I did not kill anybody. Mr. Pig is my neighbor but he is a liar. I warned him couple of times. He used to come my garden and mass up my garbage bag and throw them all over the place all the time. I politely told him to not to do it. Now, he is blaming me as a murder. This is terrible. He warned me for noise last year. He said I made noise and I stopped to make noise. I treated him the way I want to be treated. But today he blames me. Do onto others as you would have done onto yourself. Yes Honor. Whatever I said it happened like that. I am innocent.
Honor: Decision everybody stand up. Case Dismissed. Mr. Wolf is not guilty.
An Unpardonable Wolf
Here we are in the New York court house. Today we have to deal with the legal proceedings of the two little pigs (Mr. Dapple & Mr. Didi) whose were killed by a wolf (Mr. Lobo). Mr. Doo is the youngest brother of these two victims. He called the police when Mr. Lobo tried to break into Mr. Doo’s house. Should Mr. Lobo be charged with murder? If convicted, he would be sentenced to 10 years in prison. Now we start the trial.
Prosecutor: Mr. Lobo, could you tell us what happen on June 21st, 2010?
Mr. Lobo: I remember that day; I was so sick and was making a birthday cake for my granny. I ran out of sugar, so I went to my neighbors to borrow a cup. I went to Mr. Dapple’s house. I asked if he was home, and no one answered me. Then I had a big sneeze and the house blew down. The pig died by an accident because he was so stupid that he built the house with straw. How could straw be strong enough to protect himself from the environment? I saw he was dead. Why wasted it? I ate him and saved the environment. And then I went to Mr. Didi’s house. He didn’t answer me either. My second big sneeze blew down his stick house. He died too. So I ate him. Your honor, it is so obvious, I am innocent.
Prosecutor: That is not a good testimony, Mr. Lobo. Why do you think that eating them would help the environment?
Mr. Lobo: I think they aren’t strong enough to be out in our society. They were lazy. They wanted everything to be ready and given to them. So when they left their mother, they didn’t know how to take care of themselves by building a strong house. Whether I blew down the houses or not, natural disaster would kill them too. This kind of accident is their responsibility. Our society doesn’t need this kind of pig. We don’t want to waste our provisions to raise these dumb pigs.
Prosecutor: it seems like you are passing the buck. Now we have to cross examine, Mr. Doo.
Mr. Doo: Mr. Lobo, I feel like you know my two brothers very well. You have observed us for a long time. You have the intention to kill us. That isn’t a simple accident. If it were, how could you do it twice without stop doing this action? And you tried to kill me too. I know that my two brothers are not smarter than me. They were lazy. They didn't think further. They only wanted to do the simplistic work, so they made weak and easily breakable houses. But you, Mr. Lobo, you ate them after they died. Did you consider calling the police? That is not your job and a good excuse for saving the environment. You are so greedy and selfish. You have to pay for that.
Judge: Now we have an outcome. Mr. Lobo’s testimonies aren’t satisfying. He ate these two pigs after they died. That is a cruel act. He will be served 10 years in prison. The hearing is adjourned.
Prosecutor: Mr. Lobo, could you tell us what happen on June 21st, 2010?
Mr. Lobo: I remember that day; I was so sick and was making a birthday cake for my granny. I ran out of sugar, so I went to my neighbors to borrow a cup. I went to Mr. Dapple’s house. I asked if he was home, and no one answered me. Then I had a big sneeze and the house blew down. The pig died by an accident because he was so stupid that he built the house with straw. How could straw be strong enough to protect himself from the environment? I saw he was dead. Why wasted it? I ate him and saved the environment. And then I went to Mr. Didi’s house. He didn’t answer me either. My second big sneeze blew down his stick house. He died too. So I ate him. Your honor, it is so obvious, I am innocent.
Prosecutor: That is not a good testimony, Mr. Lobo. Why do you think that eating them would help the environment?
Mr. Lobo: I think they aren’t strong enough to be out in our society. They were lazy. They wanted everything to be ready and given to them. So when they left their mother, they didn’t know how to take care of themselves by building a strong house. Whether I blew down the houses or not, natural disaster would kill them too. This kind of accident is their responsibility. Our society doesn’t need this kind of pig. We don’t want to waste our provisions to raise these dumb pigs.
Prosecutor: it seems like you are passing the buck. Now we have to cross examine, Mr. Doo.
Mr. Doo: Mr. Lobo, I feel like you know my two brothers very well. You have observed us for a long time. You have the intention to kill us. That isn’t a simple accident. If it were, how could you do it twice without stop doing this action? And you tried to kill me too. I know that my two brothers are not smarter than me. They were lazy. They didn't think further. They only wanted to do the simplistic work, so they made weak and easily breakable houses. But you, Mr. Lobo, you ate them after they died. Did you consider calling the police? That is not your job and a good excuse for saving the environment. You are so greedy and selfish. You have to pay for that.
Judge: Now we have an outcome. Mr. Lobo’s testimonies aren’t satisfying. He ate these two pigs after they died. That is a cruel act. He will be served 10 years in prison. The hearing is adjourned.
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