Piglet News Cast

Rob Bergundy(News Anchor): This just in, Al T. Wolf commits double homicide by murdering two pigs. We’re going live to the bloody wolf court house with piglet news reporter Brick Tamland to find out more on this tragic story.

Brick Tamland(Reporter): Thank you Ron. As you can see in the background here at the bloody wolf court house the pig community is very upset at the murdering of Little Pig #1 and Little Pig #2. They are all protesting to get the harshest form of punishment possible for the wolf. Let’s have an interview with Little Pig #3 the younger sibling of the two murdered pigs.

Little Pig #3: We’ll I’m very shocked that this wolf could do something to my siblings. Both of them were such caring pigs and didn’t deserve anything of this kind. I think the wolf deserves the worst penalty possible for his acts.

Brick Tamland: What kind of penalty do you think Al T Wolf deserves for commiting such a violent act?

Little Pig #3: Well there is no penalty that will bring back my two loving siblings (tear) ,but , I believe that if we think of a penalty harsh enough and this gets televised all throughout the world that it will prevent wolves from murdering innocent pigs everywhere. He must be sentenced to death or better yet… life in prison… eating only vegetables for the rest of his life. That will teach that bastard wolf. He’ll pay for this.

Brick Tamland: Those are strong words Little Pig #3. I agree with you one hundred percent. Oh here comes the wolf now let me see what he has to say about this.

Brick Tamland: Mr. Wolf how do you feel about all of these accusations about you?

Al T. Wolf: I tell ya I didn’t do it…. I’M INNO(interrupted)

Violent Pig Protestors: KILL THE WOLF! KILL THE WOLF!

Al T. Wolf: They don’t know what they are talking about I was trying to get a cup of sugar to bake a cake for my dear old granny and I had a terrible cold and...

Violent Pig Protestors: HANG HIM! GIVE HIM THE ROPE!

Brick Tamland: There you have it folks. The pig community is devastated by the loss of Little Pig #1 and Little Pig #2 and are seeking vengeance. Thank you for watching Piglet News I’m Brick Tamland back to you Ron…