Pig City- Alexander T. Wolf was charged on two count of murder and one count of attempted murder for allegedly killing two pigs siblings and battering the door of the third. He pleaded not guilty to the two counts of murder.
The 8 year old Alexander Wolf, alias Al, has a notorious history for devouring rabbits, sheep and pigs. Prosecutor Jones, said Alexander Wolf had recently moved in Pig City with his granny, his father’s mother.
In his defense he claimed he was in the process of baking a cake for his granny when the sugar ran out. So he grabbed a cup and went to fetch some sugar from his neighbors. He went to the first little pig’s house made of straw, rapped on the door with his paw. In an instant, the door swung wide open. He took it for an invitation and went right in. Just as he went inside he sneezed. He said he was having a terribly bout with a cold. Again he sneezed and the straw house was completely demolished. When the prosecutor asked about the faith of the little pig, he said it was dead and admitted to eating it to preventing it from wasting.
In an attempt to save himself he employed the same sugar strategy as his alibi. He entered the second little pig’s house made of sticks. When asked why he did not leave when the second little pig shout “Go away Wolf, you can’t come in”. He said he was confused and thought he heard the pig said “come in”. Al said he held the door knob and suddenly sneezed not once but twice; and again history repeated itself – the house fell killing the poor, helpless little pig. In order to preventing the deceased pig form going to waste Al ate it. Alexander Wolf told the court that he was determined to get a cup of sugar so he went to the third little pig’s house.
He said, however, that he found the third little pig to be smart, and very intelligent. This little pig had made his house with bricks. Politely Alexander Wolf knocked on the house and called “Mr. Pig, Mr. Pig are you in”? Al claimed that the pig responded furiously. In his defense, Al claimed that the pig was obnoxious and took it mighty personal. He decided to leave and present his granny with a birthday card instead, but due to the terribly cold he had he went into a series of sneeze; and became very angry when the third little pig cursed at his granny. Alexander Wolf was indeed trying to break in the helpless little pig’s house when Pig City police officers arrested him. If convicted Al could face a maximum sentence of 25 years in prison without parole.
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Very nice version! Most of the versions so far use the legal system in one of two ways. Either to justify the wolf, or to incriminate him. You however, put the wolf on the background of both perspectives. In your version, the wolf uses the legal system against the society to justify his actions, however, it backfires.
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