CNN Situation Room.

CNN Situation Room.
Wolf Blitzer: Good evening everyone. I’m Wolf Blitzer and you’re in the Situation Room.
Suspenseful music plays…
Wolf Blitzer: Today we will be live at the state courthouse in Barnyard County to witness the court case of A. Wolf Vs Pig in a most horrifying case. Mr. A Wolf allegedly murdered Mr. Pig’s only two brothers and attempted to break into Pig’s house and murder him. I’m just receiving word now that we have an anchor outside the courthouse to get a word from the defendant as he is being escorted to the court.
Reporter on the scene: Mr. A Wolf! Do you feel confident about how the case will go?
A Wolf is in a black and white striped uniform and is shackled. He is being escorted into court by two armed pig policemen.
A Wolf: I have been set up and by this bias system and today my defense prove that I was targeted only because I was a poor wolf in a wealthy pig prominent neighborhood.
The television program cuts live to inside the court where the Wolf takes the stand and is questioned by his lawyer. The noble barnyard county judge Cow presides. A jury of twelve different barnyard animals sits on the bench. News media fill the room with camera men stuffed in every available corner. The Pig’s family sits behind the plaintiff abreast like swine at the trough.
Wolf Lawyer: Is it true Mr. Wolf that in a county of over five thousand you are one of only seven wolves?
A Wolf: Yes, I believe so.
Lawyer: And isn’t it also true that your income is considerately lower that of many of your fellow pig neighbors?
A Wolf: Yes that is true.
Lawyer: Tell me mister wolf. Have you ever been harassed by the pigs in your neighborhood before?
A Wolf breaking down at the stand. A Wolf: Yes…. It’s true the pigs often snorted racially charged slurs to me. They always said that they didn’t like “my kind” and said that they would find a way to, “take care of me for good.”
Cut back to the Situation Room with Wolf.
Wolf Blitzer: we’ve just received word that A Wolf is trying to plead insanity due to constant mental duress caused by Mr. Pig and his two brothers. This is a truly shocking and interesting case and we will keep you informed as we get the latest information. Will the Wolf’s plea hold up in the court? If so is Mr. Pig in any danger of legal action against him due to these alleged hate crimes? Find out tonight. Later tonight we will report on a newly discovered poison inside a daily household food. It could kill you in minutes if ingested with normal over-the-counter medication. You could be eating it right now. We’ll tell you what it is tonight at eleven. I’m Wolf Blitzer and you’re in the Situation Room!