Monday, March 2, 2009

Dead Pork

Bekoe Wickham from Fox 5 News

Today we listened to the facts of the case of Mr. Alexander Wolf in the trial of “Wolf vs. Porky” Mr. Alexander Wolf has maintained his innocence throughout the trial. Mr. Wolf has said that the two killings were accidental and he was demonstrating good citizenship by disposing of the bodies. In all fairness to Mr. Wolf medical studies have shown that when a wolf sneezes it’s very well capable of destroying such structures as those that the Porky brothers occupied. However the wolf and the pig community has had a lot of problems in the past and I think this will be a detrimental part of this case. Were the killings accidental or premeditated?

Today in court Mr. Wolf lawyer said that the teeth marks found on the body was not the cause of death which lead him to say, “If the teeth don’t fit you must acquit”. What makes this a difficult case to win is proving that the two separate killings were indeed accidental and Mr. Wolf was not negligible for his actions. However he has been cooperating with law enforcements and no evidence was found that there was any tampering of evidence at the crime scene. Mr. Wolf has never had any prior run in with the law and is an active church member. The local doctor also strengthens Mr. Wolf defense verifying that he indeed had a cold.

In conclusion I think it’s very much possible that Mr. Wolf can indeed be innocent because it’s unlikely that someone of such upstanding moral character can commit such horrendous crimes. Another speculation about the case is that the pigs were dead before Mr. Wolf arrived there. The Porky brothers have been known to be involved in the deadly pork trade and some have speculated that it could have been a mob hit by the Wiggly family that resides in Porkville.

2 comments:

Aiyu Li said...

Your story is a really horrendous one. “Disposing of the body”(by eating it) is a terrify phrase. I love your professional explanations – from medical to mental point of view; provide evidences and logical connections. Good job! :-)

FrankBiancoEsposito said...

If the teeth don't fit you must acquit. Hahaha. That is just classic. Hey the argument worked once, why not try it again? Also, if he goes to church than there is no way he committed the crime. Right? You just can't trust those pigs. It doesn't surprise me that they were involved in the mob. The pigs by me are too, that is when they aren't chowing down doughnuts.