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“We interrupt this broadcast for a special program”
Reporter: This is Honey Bee reporting on SFF News. The shocking murder story of the Pig family has new development. Two weeks ago, the Alexander T. Wolf was accused of a series of murders on Pig family by Piglet Pig. However, the jury of the Springfield Forest Court still could not agree with each other after 3 trials. Therefore, the court has decided to let all citizens of Springfield Forest to participate. Alexander T. Wolf’s case will be decided by the vote of Springfield Forest citizens. Don’t forget to vote after this interview.
Judge Cow: Mr. Wolf, did you kill Mr. Pig’s brothers, Crispy Pig and Roast Pig, on March 2nd?
Mr. Wolf: No, your honor. I was…
Mr. Pig: You liar. You killed my brothers, Crispy and Roast. You did. How dare you to deny it?
Judge Cow: Quiet!! Mr. Pig, it’s not your turn to speak yet. I’m asking Mr. Wolf question. If you interrupt me one more time, I will send you out of this court. Am I clear?
Mr. Pig: Yes, your honor.
Judge Cow: Mr. Wolf, did you or did you not kill Mr. Pig’s brothers?
Mr. Wolf: No, your honor. I did not kill Mr. Pig’s brothers.
Judge Cow: On March 2nd, did you go to Crispy Pig and Roast Pig’s house? And why?
Mr. Wolf: Yes, your honor. I went to their houses to borrow a cup of sugar. I was making a birthday cake for my granny that afternoon, but I ran out of sugar. That’s why I went there.
Judge Cow: Crispy and Roast Pig’s houses were destroyed and they were both found dead on March 2nd, the day you visited them. Were their houses destroyed when you got there? Were they alive when you got there?
Mr. Wolf: No, your honor. Their houses were fine when I got there.
Judge Cow: Then, what happened?
Mr. Wolf: I had a very bad cold, and I was sneezing all the time. When I went to Crispy Pig’s straw house for a cup of sugar, I sneezed a great sneeze. Then the straw house fell down, and I found Crispy Pig dead. And the same thing happened to Roast Pig.
Mr. Pig: See, your honor. He killed my brothers, and he admitted it.
Mr. Wolf: No, I didn’t kill them. They were killed by their stupid houses. Who on the earth would build a house with straw and sticks? If your brothers had a strong house like you do, then they would still be alive today!
Mr. Pig: But you are the one who destroyed their house and killed them. You are the murderer.
Mr. Wolf: if your brothers’ houses were destroyed by a tornado, would you accuse the tornado of murder?
Mr. Pig: But…
Judge Cow: Quiet!!! Mr. Wolf, as you said, Crispy Pig and Roast Pig were killed by their falling houses. What happened to their remains?
Mr. Wolf: I ate them.
Mr. Pig: You monster!!!!
Mr. Wolf: Come on, they were dead!!! It was like a piece of ham lying there on the ground. Everybody knows that food will spoil if you just leave it out in the open. So I ate them up.
Mr. Pig: This makes you the murderer. You should be sent to jail for the rest of your life.
Mr. Wolf: No, I’m not. I didn’t kill them. I just ate them. Would you call someone who eats steaks a “Cow Murderer”?
Judge Cow: Alright, quiet now. Let the citizens of Springfield Forest decide.
Reporter: Now, the court of Springfield Forest is opened for vote. You will decide either Alexander T. Wolf is guilty or not guilty. Call or Text “Guilty” or “Not Guilty” to 1-800-SF-COURT now. The voting will end in exactly one hour.
Reporter: The votes are already pouring in. Guilty… Not Guilty… Not Guilty… Guilty……
(An hour later…)
Reporter: Welcome back. This is Reporter Honey Bee. The voting is over. And now your vote will decide Mr. Wolf’s case. The counting is over. We have 387 votes for guilty. And for not guilty, we have 623 votes. Mr. Wolf is not guilty!!!
Judge Cow: The citizens of Springfield Forest have spoken. Alexander T. Wolf is found not guilty. And Mr. Wolf will be released immediately.
1 comment:
No! Mr. Wolf should rot in jail! He is one clever Wolf to get away with two murders. This story can certainly be a mimicry of the real world where the guilty get away with many terrible acts, as well as where too many innocent end up in jail. Your story depicts the story of our reality which includes many faults in the system. This is because the system is created by people, who are imperfect, therefore the system that is created is imperfect. Also, corruption, I believe, plays a great role in why the system is so corrupt, from those who arrest to those who convict.
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