Wolverine, NY
*WNN tv report- A copy pig killer strikes leaving a small town of 2000 wolfs fearing, are they the next to fall into a cooking pot. This is the first case of this sort since around 1843 where one Alexander T. Wolf huffed and puffed and blew two houses down and taken a bite out of the pig community in the tragic cases of wolf out of work and no welfare check. But this is not 1843 this is 2009 and since then the wolf population has been prospering building cites and states not only for themselves but also the pig population. So the story that we will bring you today will put fear into wolfs and pigs combined. Now lets take you to the scene where our Asian wolf report Som Yum Pig is coming with an exclusive story.
*Sum Yum Pig- Hello I am in front of where Big Bad Wolfs house used to stand now all that is left is some straw from what once used to be top real estate in Wolverine NY. What the pigs( cops) are say is that a copy pig has stroke this poor wolfs witnesses say they saw a pig huffing and puffing til Big BadWolfs house just fell apart and then it was seen that the pig maybe a boar threw the very well liked wolf into a pot of hot water and ran off. But this is only the beginning of the story and for that we will send you over to Teen wolf at Big Bad Wolfs brothers house Middle Bad Wolf.
*Teen Wolf- Thank you Sum Yum Pig yes this story does get worse only hours after the tragic attack at Big Bad Wolfs house took place a simulate attack happen at his younger brothers house Middle BadWolf as you can see behind me all we behind me the pigs(cops) are trying to find any clues digging through the sticks that once was Middle BadWolfs house. Why is this happening no one knows but we are lucky enough to have the youngest brother with us in the studio that wasn’t present at home when the pig tried to huff and puff and knock his brick house down at the other side of the city.
*WNN tv report- We are all very sorry about your lose Little BadWolf both of your brother where very strong believe of wolf pig equality it is a shame what happen to them is there anything you would like to say at this time ?
*Little BadWolf- Look I know that what our family member A Wolf did back around 1843 but since then me and my dear family have been leaders in pig wolf equality and for this to happen it makes me mad I just hope this copy pig killer can be found and put to justice that why today I put out a reward for anyone that has any info on this pigs where about.
*While all of this is going on the TV Little Red Riding Hood is taken of her pig costume laughing revenge is finally mine. HAHAHAHAHAAHA
1 comment:
The wolves can't complain now they are getting a taste of their own medicine for what they did to red riding hood and the three little pigs. Now they will think twice before they pretend to be anyone else's grandmother or blow down anymore houses.
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