Miss Owl: Good evening, fellow animals, welcome to Controversy Call-in Channel at Animal Rights TV. The discussion about the murder case of Mr. Alexander T. Wolf vs. the three little pigs has been very hot these days in our community. Should on earth the Court consider Mr. Wolf guilty or not? Please call (917)628-6599 now to have your opinion spoken out. Before taking your calls, I’d first playback the extract from the interview I had with Mrs. Mimi Cat, the lawyer of Mr. Wolf.
Mrs. Mimi Cat: …It’s absolutely not a murder case.
First of all, my client had no any intention to kill those unlucky pigs. He was just having a very bad cold when visiting his pig neighbors for borrowing a cup of sugar. They were his sneezes which unintentionally blew the pigs’ houses down, as you can still see the collapsed houses there. We have cold all the time, don’t we? Who thinks that it’s our fault for having a cold? On the contrary, the pigs themselves, God bless them, should in deed be responsible for their death, because it was their fault to build the houses out of straw or sticks. Think of this, even if my client’s sneezes didn’t damage their houses, they would die anyway, because their straw-made or stick-made houses could fall down in any bad situation, such as a storm, a fire, or an earthquake which any of us would have no luck.
Secondly, someone said that even if my client unintentionally damaged the pigs’ houses, he was not supposed to eat them anyway. What a joke! There are all kinds of wild animals in our society, even if my client didn’t eat them, others would do the same thing anyway. Then what’s the difference after all?
Lastly, even though my client had such a bad cold, he was still busy with his granny’s birthday cake; just based on this, he should be a model of our society, definitely not a prisoner…
Miss Owl: Now we have connected to Mr. Softy Sheep. Please speak up.
Mr. Softy Sheep: I agree with Mrs. Cat’s perspective. It’s all our fate to die in any way. Rest in peace, lovely pigs.
Miss Owl: LOL…God bless you, Mr. Sheep. Now it’s your turn, Mr. Lightning Rabbit.
Mrs. Lightning Rabbit: I don’t agree with Mrs. Mimi Cat’s saying. Even though having a cold is not anyone’s fault, there has been no precedent that a sneeze could ever blow down a house, even build by straw. So it should not be the pigs’ fault for failing to prevent themselves from something which never happened before. Plus, there have never been any storm or earthquake in our area, otherwise there would not be so many straw-made or stick-made houses, and we’re all aware of how to prevent ourselves from a fire since we paid a price for it before. It’s just that simple that Mr. Wolf should be responsible for the collapse of those houses. Therefore, it was him who killed those pigs, even if indirectly according to his saying, but who knows?
Miss Owl: Thanks, Lightning Rabbit. Next, Mr. Wise Monkey, are you still with us?
Mr. Wise Monkey: Yes, I am, Miss Owl. I don’t agree with the saying that Mr. Wolf “unintentionally” caused the pigs to die.
Firstly, there is no any record indicating that Mr. Wolf had such a bad cold back to that time. It is just his side of story, but no support evidence at all.
Secondly, there is no evidence as well showing that Mr. Wolf’s sneeze blew the pigs’ houses down, as such things never occurred in our society before, neither a pig could be killed by the weight of straw. Based on this, it was most likely that Mr. Wolf purposely pushed the houses down to eat the pigs. Another saying of his side without evidence.
Thirdly, according to Mr. Wolf’s words, when he got no response after knocking the first pig’s house, he “was just about to go home without the cup of sugar”; if so, he would not go to the second and the third pig’s house after eating the first pig, but he did, which means he was lying.
Fourthly, even if the houses fell down by Mr. Wolf’s sneezes, he was supposed to call the police to come or other neighbors as witness, not to eat them anyway, but he didn’t, so he missed the chance to show his “innocence”, if any. He then of cause should pay the price for his decision.
All in all, the fact is the fact. It’s no doubt that Mr. Wolf ate those pitiful pigs. Even though Mr. Wolf and his lawyer have so many fair-sounding excuses, they are all lack of evidence and can never change the fact. That’s it.
Miss Owl: Well said, Mr. Wise Monkey, thanks.
Ladies and gentlemen, that’s it for today’s call-in. I’m thinking about turning this record to the courtroom, if you don’t mind of course, and wish it can help the judge make the right decision. I believe that justice exists! Thanks all of you for listening and participating, and don’t forget to come back next time.
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