Tonight on VH1 we interviewed A.wolf or as many of our viewers may know him as the Big Bad Wolf from the famed fairytale "The Three Little Pigs". We recently sat down with A. Wolf at the Neverland Maxium Security Prison where he is servin two consecutive life sentences for the death and consumption of two of the three little pigs. During our interview A.Wolf pleaded his innocense and made the claim that the forest media framed him for the pigs death . He said" They were alwys out to get me... I guess they finally succeeded". when VH1 asked him about the day he blew down the pigs houses he stated" I didnt blow them down! that was the creation of the media . I had a bad sneeze and they're house was made out of straw and sticks! naturally they were going to fall down". When sked what he was doing over the pigs homesthat day A. wolf stated" I was out looking for a cup of sugar for the birthday cake I was baking for my grandmother". We asked him to explain why he ate the pigs after discovering the were dead and he replied " Would you let good meat spoil?" Towards they end of the interview A.Wolf was stating how during his trial in fairytale supreme court the media had heavily influenced the judge and members of the jury from start to sentencing and how he knew the trial would sway gainst him. To support his claim VH1 has obtained the transcripts from the opening arguments of A.Wolf's trial.
Judge: Does the Prosecution have any opening statements?
Prosecutor: Goodmorning, your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Today I am here to prove that A.Wolf is a cold and calculating murderer whom stalked and killed two the three little pigs . I plan to prove that A.Wolf's intent that day was malicious and unprovoked and his consumption of the corps of two of the three little pigs only verifies that he had an unsubmissive appetite from them.
A. Wolf: I object they were delicious and I didnt want them to go to waste!
Judge: Overruled! Wait your turn Mr. Wolf. Proceed prosecution
Prosecutor: I am Done your Honor.
Judge: Does the defense have any opening statements?
A. Wolf (representing himself): Your honor, ladies and gentlemen o the jury, Today I am in a fight, a fight for my freedom. The Forest media has dragged my name through the mud and has turn everyone against me . They have even given me the name " The Big Bad Wolf" I'm 4 "8 thats hardly big at all! However I intend to prove that I am innocent of all charges. I intend to prove several facts are true to my claim and I plead with you that you all listen before judgement and ingore the medi reports you may have heard. First of I was out that day looking for a cup of sugar for the cake I was baking for my granny on her birthday. Secondly, I accidently sneezed and the house fell down I mean honestly who makes homes out of straw and sticks anyway?, I never blew them down. Thirdly the pigs were already dead . Lastly I want describe my position on eating them.
When we return VH1 will further explore A. Wolf's triail and the damaging evidence presented during the trial . Also the complelling and emotional testimony of the lst surviving pig.
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