Last night, around 8 PM, a series of terrorist attacs took place in our community. At least that’s what the only witness says.
According to the police report, Ms. Foxylezza was spying Mr. Wolfallah. She is known as being paranoid and spying all the animals of the United Forests. She was listening on Mr. Wolfang’s phone conversation and found out that he ran out of sugar. He hang up the phone and went to ask for sugar from his neighbor, Mr. Hammy.
Upon arriving at Mr. Hammy’s place of residence, Mr. Wolfallah started sneezing and sneezing. And he sneezed so hard that the house came down and killed poor Mr. Hammy. This is when Ms. Foxylezza says the wolf picked up the body of Mr. Hammy and ate it. But we all know that Mr. Wolfallah is Muslim and can’t eat pork; plus he is a vegetarian.
Ms Foxylezza continues to report that he, Mr. Wolfallah, went to Mr. Hammy’s brother and using the same urban warfare tactic demolished his house and ate him too. Interesting enough is the fact that Mr. Wolfallah failed to ask for sugar from his second victim… or at least that’s the way we are lead to believe by Foxylezza.
After eating the second victim, Mr. Wolfallah went on with his acts of terror and moved on to the last Pork brother, Mr. Porcianni. Mr. Porcianni is the mayor of our Forest. Upon entering the property, Mr. Wolfallah prepared for his last ct of terror for the night, but this is when Ms. Fozylezza decided enough is enough and called the authorities, ho arrested Mr. Wolfallah.
What I find intriguing is that the only witness to all this is a very well known meat lover (especially bacon). Also, interesting is that the marking of teeth on the bones of the two victims don’t match the dental records of Mr. Wolfallah. They are a lot smaller.
This case will need a lot more investigation, that’s for sure. In the meantime, Mr. Wolfallah was sent to the Pigs Bay Prison and will be held there without bacon… I mean bail until the investigation is complete
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