Hello everyone! Tonight special! We will broadcast a trail; the true story of the three little pigs!
Judgment> The defense lawyer please speak.
Defense lawyer> Your Honor, in this incident, the suspect Mr. Alexander committed the crime not purposely. At that time, following the investigation, he went to first and second pigs home, and he very purposely tried to blow the two houses away by snuffing and sneezing. But Mr. Alexander has been having a serious cold for couples of months, and I submit the prescription for the cold as evidence.
Prosecution> sir! I have an objection! The defense lawyer is mentioning the not related point to this crime!!
Judgment> I allowed the evidence. Submit that prescriptions and keep going.
Defense lawyer> Also, he stopped by those pigs’ houses not for killing but sugar. According to the testimony of Alexander’s neighborhood, right before the incident, he was cooking cake, and some neighborhood actually could smell cooking cake which is same as Alexander’s statement. Moreover, at the scene of crime, there was no deadly weapon to kill pigs. Most important thing is that the way and imprints of crashed houses are just like homes of Hurricane swept area. So to speak, Mr. Alexander did not use any bombs or trespassed to the houses, houses were collapsed by strong wind. Mr. Alexander crime may look unacceptable, but we have to consider that this crime is caused by his tradition and custom descended from his ancestor. Eating pigs is their old custom. As a not assimilated persona into this New Pigs State; his crime started from ignorance rather than being heinous. So, we should teach him and assimilate him into this society though strong community service and repentance rather than rigorous and meaningless punishments.
Judge> Prosecutor party, please make a last counterargument.
Prosecutor> For this crime, defense attorney are confused between the purpose of reformation and punishment. Whether he purposed or not, we should remind the scene. When Mr. Alexander reached second pig’s home, pig shouted not to come in. But he sniffed and sneezed toward pigs house, and finally he blown the house away. At this point, we can guess how heinous he is. In spite of he had blown the first pig’s house and eaten him, he did same thing again. It shows that he should not be exposed in the public. As the defense lawyer said, the wolf’s ignorance could make tragedy for innocent and pigs’ family. So, he must separate from this society thoroughly.
Judge> We listened well both party’s opinions, and after 10 minutes break, I will reach a verdict with the Jury.
Studio> Thank you for reporting. It is hard to make a decision because the both arguments sound very plausible. How do you think? You also try to think about your decision, and we will right back after the commercials.
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