Quirky Story

Reporting live from the Court House in Queensden! This is Sally Atkins with the Foxy 7 network giving you the most recent news at the fastest time. Today we are covering the scandalous story of the Pig family massacre of two pig brothers that were allegedly slaughtered by Mr. A Wolf. Let’s go to the Courtroom at this moment where this case is winding up.

Judge: Please allow the mother pig, Mrs. Quirky Pig to take the stand in her deceased son’s defense.

Mrs. Quirky Pig: Your Honor, that bastard Mr. A Wolf took no compassion when my poor babies were begging for their lives. He walked in, saw that they were alone and helpless and devoured them I tell you! I am a mother, your honor, I can sense these things and I can sense that this monster murdered my dear babies. I beg of you only show him the compassion that he has shown my sons.

Judge: Thank you, Mrs. Pig. Next we will have final arguments from Mr. A Wolf before I enter a verdict.

Mr. A Wolf: Your honor, if there was anyone that had been shown no compassion and was a monster it was the Pig family and not myself. I would like all of you to put yourselves in my shoes. Just because I have been born of the wolf nature does NOT mean that I am a monster and cannot control my urges. Imagine how lonely I am in my days being isolated because all of civilization is frightened of me. I never meant to kill Benjamin and Franklin Pig. If anything they died because of their hostile natures and sinful actions! You see they have always been intimidated by me living near them. They have been trying to kill me for years! You see, just that morning they had brought me donuts sprinkled in anthrax that not only made me sick but gave me a terrible sneeze with all that powder floating around. When I went to their houses to borrow some sugar I did indeed sneeze and accidentally kill them, but you see it was their own fault! They were in fact trying to kill me!

Thirty minutes later….

Judge: With the accusations of Mr. Wolf the defense had went ahead and done some testing on the donuts given to Mr. Wolf by the pig brothers on that wretched morning and indeed there had been anthrax on them. With this I have no other option but to let Mr. Wolf out and enter the verdict not guilty.

So there we have it folks! Mr. Wolf out of jail and possibly roaming in your neighborhoods! Stay on the lookout!