Saturday, September 26, 2009

Big Bad Wolf Ain't BAD ?

Alhambra LOCAL BAD WOLF MAGAZINE.


A Judge today has found Big Bad Wolf innocent due to insanity.

The victims, three little pigs, were raped and killed. The pig family's lawyer filed another case after getting the results yesterday morning. The lawyer says, " There is definitely something wrong in today's law system when criminals are found innocent from their crimes, and released from prison back in our society.", as the pigs parent's cried and shouted for their son back the debate continues out in town.


Big Bad Wolf served the California State Prison for two months, and served ten months in California States Mental Ward. Big Bad Wolf claims he does not remember anything, and begs forgiveness from the pig's family.


Are there problems that arises considering mentally ill and criminally insane as innocent victims ?


Two days ago Bad Wolf magazine decided to make an short exclusive interview with Big Bad Wolf to hear his side of the story:


(Interviewer): How did you feel after you knew that you killed and raped 3 little pigs.


(Big Bad Wolf): When I was accused of the crimes on me, I really thought it was a funny joke. However, When I found out that it was really true it really scared me.


(Interviewer): How did they find out your insane ?


(Big Bad Wolf) As they questioned me and found out I had no memory of the crime they sent me to the shrink. I was in the ward for about 5 months, and after several test from professionals from different states the doctors came to a conclusion that I was insane. This was when the doctors found out that I have a split personality.


(interviewer): Is there anything that you want to tell the public ?


(Big Bad Wolf): I now know why people called me Big Bad Wolf. I always thought it was because of my scary look as a big wolf. I never knew it was because there is this evil personality inside me. I also want to tell everyone that although I am called the Big Bad Wolf, I am not necessary bad. Please do not judge me just by my name and appearance. I never killed anything in my life and thank you for the people that believes in me, especially my friends and family.


Public polling showed that more that 87 % of the public believes the Big Bad Wolf is "bad" and should be kept in prison. The other population believes Big Bad Wolf was not himself therefore should be found innocent.

1 comment:

Jae Ahn said...

This is clever way of writing, at least to me!. I never ever even thought about putting the wolf into a innocent person and the idea of interviewing as a reporter was also good idea. I've seen many reporters interviewing while they report but couldn't think of it when I had face this. I also liked the part where wolf apprehends his behavior and appearance. It was rally good idea and I think you thought this outside the box so..really good! ^^