Thursday, September 24, 2009

The Wolfs' Pigs Massacre

Dear Jury of the Jungle Count,

As we all aware of, Piggy Mama passed away a couple of days ago. She as many of us devoted her whole life to raise her children and keep then away from all the danger that is around our jungle, especially from depredators. Her kids were the best at school. They were very respectful and never missed church on the Sunday.

After Piggy Mama passed away, her three kids had to go on their separate ways. Teddy Pigs move to the lake to help on our river conservation program. Boo Pigs moved to monitor our jungle from above, And Darwin Pigs went to Animal High School to complete his Educations. Their Journeys didn’t last long; it ended when evil Brer Wolf devours them with his sharp deadly demolishing teeth.

Piggy Mama always protected her kids against Brer Wolf, so when Brer Wolf new that Piggy Mama passed away, he decided to pay a visit to Teddy, Boo and Darwin. He first went and visited Teddy. Teddy didn’t open the door, Wolf faked that he was going to be eating by a bear and Teddy, innocently, opened the door to Brer Wolf so he can escape from the bear. That’s when Brer Wolf attacked and murdered Teddy Pigs.

Second he went to visit Boo Pigs. Brer Wolf brought a video game with him. Boo Pigs love video games and let him in thinking that he wanted to play and that’s when he attack Boo Pigs and make pig soup with him for Dinner.

Last he went to Darwin Pigs’ house to eat the last of the Pigs. Brer Wolf nocks the door and Darwin let him in. Fortunately Darwin was with his friends from school: Kung Fu Panda, Karate Snake, Kick Boxer Monkey and Xia Fu Cow. They were practicing how to beat out the crap of a wolf. So when Brer Wolf entered the house, they beat the hell of him and brought him to our jungle court.

And now Jury of the Jungle court, I present you Brer Wolf in from of the Jungle Court for Judgment. The autopsy done to the leftovers of Teddy Pigs and Boo Pigs all indicate that Mr. Wolf is the only responsible of their dead. It is your call.
Massacre

1 comment:

Sara said...

Really interesting how you described the whole story, it made me realized you are a very family oriented person. I also liked the part where you described how Kung Fu Fanda, karate Snake, Kick boxer and Darwin’s Pig were practicing how to beat out the crap to the wolf. It was very creative how you named the characters; it made me feel as if I was watching a cartoon show, I can tell you like cartoons. Good Job!