CSI: Nursery

(At the crime scene)

Joratio: What do we have here Blank?

Blank: Two broken houses and two dead pigs. The two victims name is Frank and Steve. They are both brothers. Frank is the youngest one. The oldest brother Tom is giving background information to the police officer.

Joratio: It looks like Steve was attacked from behind while he was shaving.

Blank: Steve got caught with his pants down. Judging by how their bodies’ looks like, I say they pissed off the wrong person.

Joratio: (Looks around and sees the vomit) Take a look at this Tank. It looks like there is a footprint. What’s more, there seems to be something in there. *Staring at the vomit*

Blank: It looks like it’s from a piece of clothing. The victim must have retaliated and ripped the suspect’s clothing in the process.

Joratio: Looks like our attacker

*puts on sunglasses*

Bit off more than he could chew.


YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blank: Ummmm…Yeah…I am going back to the station. Falter is at Frank’s house
taking pictures. You might want to talk to him.

(At Frank’s house)

Joratio: This looks like the same piece of clothing found at Steve’s house.

Falter: Seems to be a piece of clothing from a dress.

Joratio: It’s not just from any dress. It’s from a muumuu dress.

Falter: Muumuu dress? That can’t be right. The suspect is a 25 year old wolf. Muumuu dresses are wore by grandmothers. Something doesn’t add up unless our 25 year old suspect likes playing dress up.

Joratio: I am going to have a talk with the suspect. If you find anything else, give me a call.

(Across the street)

Joratio: What is your name?

Alexander: Alexander T. Wolf. Call me Al.

Joratio: Ok, Al. Did you kill those two pigs?

Al: No I didn’t. I swear. I found the two pigs like that. I didn’t touch them.

Joratio: Give me the whole story.

Al: I knocked on the first pig’s door and nobody answered. For some reason the door suddenly fell down so I decided to go in to have a look around. I found the first pig’s body on the floor with huge slash marks. I got scared so I ran out to the door. On my way out, I slipped on something and knocked down the support that was holding the straw house up. The straw house fell and I ran away. I went to the second pig’s house hoping I could tell him that his brother died. I knocked on the door and he told me he will come out after he was done shaving. But that was when I heard a glass break and some grunting noise. I kicked down the door and ran inside. I noticed the bathroom window was opened and found the second pig on the floor. It looked like he had been stabbed multiple times. I got scared again and ran out, knocking down the support that held up the stick house. The stick house fell and I kept on running. I didn’t care where I was and who I hit. I just wanted to get out.

Joratio: That explains why the houses were collapsed. What happened next?

Al: When I stopped, I noticed that I was at that third pig’s house. I knocked on the door and the pig told me to get lost and not to bother him. At that time, I was catching my breath after all that running. When I was going to tell him about what happened to his brothers, he made a sexual reference about my granny.

Joratio: What did he say?

Al: He told me that my granny can sit on a pin. That was when I got angry and try to take down his door. (Wiping sweat off his face)

Joratio: What you told me doesn’t explain why you were knocking on Frank’s door.

Al: Frank was late with my granny’s sugar and I was told to check up on them.

Joratio: Who told you to check up on them?

Al: Well…ahh… it was my granny. She told me to go ask why her sugar packages were late.

Joratio: (Joratio shows Al the piece of dress) Does this look familiar to you?

Al: That look like it’s the same dress my granny wears. Wait…it can’t be.

Joratio: Al, what are these sugar packages? I can’t help you if don’t tell me.

Al: (sighs). Ok, Ok. It’s cocaine.

Joratio: That police will take your statement. Tell him what you told me. I am going to have a chat with your granny…tomorrow.

Stranger: I hope you don't believe what he told you.

Joratio: And who might you be?

Stranger: My name is Tom and I am the third oldest brother. I don't believe a word that wolf said. You shouldn't either because my brothers would never do drugs.

Joratio: The evidences does support Alexander's statement and the drugs found in your brothers' houses doesn't support your claim.

Tom: That wolf planned the evidences. No...maybe you cops did it. I don't trust any of you.

(The following day at the office)

Blank: Joratio, you have to read this. I found this news clip that has infoma…

Joratio: You read it to me. I am too cool to read it.

Blank: Oh come on… fine… asshole. The news clip reads:

BREAKING: TWO FOUND DEAD, MURDERED AT HOME

By: William Tsang
Published on Feb. 25, 2009

Two brothers were found dead at their own home in southeast Fairy Tale in what was believed to be a homicide, the police said.

Investigators believed that a wolf named Susan Wolf stabbed and killed Frank, and Steve Pig. Officers was unable to find the murder weapon but witnesses say that they saw a wolf ran out of the two victims houses and seeing it collapse right after.

“I saw a wolf run out of the Frank’s straw house. The wolf was running so fast, it knocked down a turtle and didn’t bother helping him flip back up. As I was going to help the turtle up, I heard a loud sound and I saw the straw house collapse. It was horrible,” a rabbit, Daniel Dash, said, with shock.

Local police officers were unable to locate Ms. Wolf. The police officers raided Ms. Wolf’s home this morning and found cocaine wrapped in brown paper bags labeled “sugar”. Police commissioner Jordan authorized road blocks in hope to find Ms. Wolf.

According to the police, Frank was slashed multiple times and bled to dead on the floor. His brother Steve was fatally stabbed in the chest where it punctuated his lungs. Medical examiners believed that the knife did not kill Steve. Instead, it left Steve grasping for air because he died.

During the search, the police have found cocaine in a secret basement in the two pigs’ home which led the police to believe that Frank and Steve were either drug users or drug dealers.

Neighbors have said to have seen the two boys carrying huge clear bags that contain white powdery substance.

Their oldest brother Tom described his two brothers as outgoing and would never do anything illegal.

“That’s impossible. There is no way my brothers would do something like this. Sure most of the time Frank and Steve were goofy and build houses out of straws and sticks, that doesn’t mean they are drug users. The wolf must have put the cocaine there.”

The suspect, Ms. Wolf was said to be a disturbed person with a horrible attitude. She is said to beat up anyone that doesn’t agree with her.

“I am not surprised if Ms. Wolf is the murderer. Once she beat up a goldfish because the goldfish disagreed with her. They were arguing whether or not fishes need to stay in the water. Ms. Wolf forced the goldfish to stay on land. If it wasn’t for everyone in this neighborhood who put the goldfish back in the fish tank, the goldfish would have died of dehydration,” a lion, Simba said, with anger.

During the search on Frank’s and Steve’s house, Detective Joratio Haine found a piece of clothing that belongs to Ms. Wolf. That was the initial evidences that shifted the investigators attention away from Ms. Wolf’s grandson, Alexander T. Wolf.

Alexander was the first suspect that the police had into custody because an eyewitness claimed to have seen him run out of the victims’ house. Later reports indicated however that Alexander was not the murderer. He was merely at the wrong place or the wrong time. The victims’ house collapsed was blamed for poor architectural design. Thanks to Detective Joratio Haine who found supporting evidence which cleared Alexander. A piece of clothing was found at the scene of the crime similar to Ms. Wolf’s muumuu dress, led the police to believe that Ms. Wolf was the attacker. The police report indicates that Alexander was merely an errand boy for Ms. Wolf. Apparently Ms. Wolf was a drug dealer who disguises her drugs by putting them in paper bags marked with the word “sugar”.

(Blank slams the newspaper on to the desk)

Joratio: How did our findings and Al’s police statement get leak to the press?

Blank: Must have been an inside job. Someone must have given him the information otherwise he couldn’t have known. I think we need to bring this (looks at newspaper) William Tsang in for questioning.

Joratio: Well, it seems like William found the leak

*puts on sunglasses*

Before we were able to plug it.


YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!