Reporter: Hello ladies and gentlemen. Today Animal Planet news reports to you live from the courtroom. We are following the trial of Mr. Wolf who is about to take the stand and be questioned by the prosecutor Mr. Justin Beaver. Let's listen to the defendant who is accused by one of the three little pigs for the murder of his two brothers.
Justin Beaver: Tell me Mr. Wolf. What happened on the day the two little pigs were found dead near their homes.
Mr. Wolf. Well as I recall, I went over to the house of one of the pigs to warn him that two members of the Boar Head corporation were looking for him. When I knocked on the door however, nobody answered, so I went in though the window and found the poor little fellow lying on the floor. I carried him outside to get some air and I immediately went to get his brother Snowball, but when I arrived I also found him dead on the floor of his house. I also carried him and put him in the yard. Then I called the police and I waited until they arrived. That is all that I can tell you Mr. prosecutor. I swear.
After Mr. Wolf had finished talking there was an outburst in the courtroom as the third little pig stood up and cried "liar!", "You killed them. I know it."
Suddenly Judge Jack Bear said "silence in the courtroom." Then he addressed the pig and told him"Mr. Pig. One more outburst like that and I will have you removed from the courtroom. Do You understand?" The poor pig only nodded his head in silence and sat down with an empty stare in his eyes. The prosecutor continued.
"Mr. Wolf," he said "how do you explain the fact that forensic pathologists have determined that there was a strong smell of wolf's breath on the body of the two pigs. It permeated their clothes and it was undoubtedly yours.
Mr. Wolf was beginning to sweat. "Uh, eh, wolf breath you said? I mean. imagine that. May...maybe I may have... I don't know... perhaps I, I, I spoke too loudly. Who Knows."
Mr. Beaver: the evidence is clear. You Mr. Wolf were jealous of the pigs' growing influence among the animal of the forest. The pig brothers were prosperous and hard-working and you couldn't stand that, so you went to their homes and blew so hard that you killed them. Isn't that the truth Mr. Wolf. Isn't it? ISN'T IT?" "Remember you are under oath Mr. Wolf."
Suddenly, the big, bad wolf broke down and confessed. "OK. I did it. I did it. I can't live with this guilt anymore. I just want this to be over. I killed the pigs exactly the way you said." "I knew It." exclaimed the third pig victoriously. "Silence, said the judge." Mr. Wolf was now in tears. "Those damn pigs," he said, "they were so darn perfect "their homes, their reputation, and even their law firm Hampton & Hampton were successful. I couldn't stand it." "So you decided to blow them away," said the prosecutor. "Yes, yes I did," was all the defeated wolf had to say.
After this emotional trial, Mr. Wolf was convicted of murder and was sentenced to 40 years in the state penitentiary where he is currently studying to become a chef. The third little pig is now a successful entrepreneur and said to reporters. "I am only glad this is all over. Now I can put my brothers to rest and go on with life".
3 comments:
I laughed at the part, where Mitchun blamed Boars Head Corporation for the murders of the little pigs. It was very political, nicely done. I also liked the use of trial like language and the use of information about the crime scene investigation. I myself am a CSI fan, so definitely appreciated the touch of forensics in there. Also, he showed the emotional side of the characters, which I think made them more realistic and relatable. He also gave the defendant a motive and depicted the importance of social hierarchy and status quo. All and all, the story seemed very realistic and professional. Loved it!!!
I couldn't help but read Justin Beaver as Justin Bieber. The whole time, reading your story, I imagined Justin Bieber as prosecutor, questioning a snarling wolf, surrounded by snow-white style woodland creatures. Not sure if you did that on purpose, but very nice either way.
I also liked how you set the stage as a show on Animal Planet, starting out with an appropriately comical tone.
The jealousy/business/law-firm aspect of it also gave the story a great semi-realistic feel. As realistic as a story about a wolf murdering pigs can be, anyway.
Great story overall.
I enjoyed your story, i thought it was hilarious and creative. I didn't know you had such a good sense of humor. It was easy to picture the story unfold, because you did good job setting scene for the story.
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