September 23rd, 2010 – This evening, we are going to hear about the most astounded news ever which Mr. Woopie’s extermination case on the three little piggies. Fortunately, only two piggies were exterminated and one had been escaped. The piggy who escaped now sued Mr. Woopie being in guilty of exterminator. As you can see, we are here with Judge Loopy in the West Disney Courthouse, and the atmosphere is amazingly overwhelming because this case is going to be a history and the most unbelievable animated trial ever in the animation. This is Peter Pan, reporting the live new from goofy channel 56.
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Judge Loopy: Mr. Woopie, do you know that you have done a serious humiliated crime to our animated society?
Mr. Woopie: I do know your honor. However, that doesn’t mean that I am guilty.
Judge Loopy: You have killed a two, not the old piggies but a warm young one. This kind of work can only be done by an evil being. Even it’s so obvious, you still saying you are not guilty. Mr. Woopie, for god sake, please answers me on this question. Do you really know what the extermination means?
Mr. Woopie: Yes, your honor.
Judge Looper: OH YEAH! Tell me the meaning Mr. Woopie?
Mr. Woopie: Eliminating for the good of society.
Judge Looper: Mr. Woopie, do you know what you are saying? Good of Society? These little piggies are young and strong. They might be our future animated actors. They might be our society contributor. They are the future. Eliminating them won’t bring any good of society Mr. Woopie. However, I would like to hear your perspective, Mr. Woopie.
Mr. Woopie: Seems like you honor has been thinking too deeply. My intention is real simple. I do know these piggies are a live one. However, your honor, let me ask you this question to you? Don’t you like pork chop?
Long silence on the court ……
Mr. Woopie: I heard your honor, that Judges are the heart of the law system and he who needed to interpret the law and policy correctly and accurately. If it’s true, I assume you would answer my, not difficult, but a simple question honestly?
Judge Looper: Yes, Mr. Woopie. I do like pork chop.
Mr. Woopie: If that so, your honor, here’s another question. What cause characters like Peter Griffin from family guy look like a fatty guy? Yes! The answer is because he eats a lot of pork chop.
Judge Looper: What a nonsense Mr. Woopie! Mr. Griffin has been my friend for a long year. Even I know he likes pork chop, that doesn’t mean that is the reason why he’s getting fat.
Mr. Woopie: You are so naïve your honor! In scientific world, piggy is one of the characters which produced most of the fats. By the way, if you happen to like Chinese food especially pork roast, pork chop, and fried pork, I would advise you to buy life insurance starting from today, because you are merely heading to hell.
Long silence again ……
Mr. Woopie: Your honor, think about it for a second. If these piggies don’t make to the top, being an actor or so, but to the big sinful restaurants, don’t you think it has a negative effect on the society? These piggies curry and food will make our characters getting fat and fat. That’s my main reason why I need to exterminate these piggies. Your honor, I believe I am a good citizen who always contribute “positive” to the society, and bring good to the society. I have done my verdict your honor.
After 15 minutes break for judgment…..
Judge Loopy: I now announced that this man, Mr. Woopie, who is standing in front of us, now being declared as guilty of this case. It’s because according to our statistics on “characters - the most favorable food on earth”, we found out that this society is preferred chicken instead of the pork.
3 comments:
I really love your post!
the part about family guy is very funny!
the interesting thing is that although that the post is very hilarious, it is still has sophisticated and deep ideas about ethical issues. when the wolf answers back he explains that the pigs were just a piece of fork. what raises the question: " are human being are not exactly like this wolf, who treats animals just as a piece of food?
I think you are talking about racism. But it's true that it is big problem in our society.It is a social problem. This problem has existed throughout our human history...
This is a third version of "Three little pig." We all know about the traditional version and "The true story of little pig" by the wolf. This story is written from the perspective of the judge or the authority. The ground for verdict is that "the majority of the society prefer chicken instead of pork". That is the logic of the government and it is always out of your expectation.
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