This is the OVA Special English News Report.
Two days ago, our peace village took place a terrify murder. Nobody can believe that our philanthropist, Mr. Wolf which killed the pig family, two of the three was killed; the little pig escaped and called policemen. Don’t walk away, we will be back in five minutes.
In the Court.
Judge tiger: we bring you here because Mr.pig sued you for murdering his brothers, do you plead guilty to killing these pigs or not
Mr. Wolf: Yes, I plead guilty, my lord. I will be responsible what I have done to these “poor “pigs. I have some reasons for killing them, my lord.
Judge Tiger: what is your explanation?
Mr. Wolf. Our beautiful village had been changed alot since the mother pig gave birth to three pigs. Your honor, I think you know their hobbies more than me, you always saw them in the court every week, because the other animals sued them for polluting our environment. First of all, they didn’t clean up their own shit in the public, they didn’t like taking shower. Sometimes, It smelled everywhere in our village, I couldn’t stand them anymore, I bought them soap and bath etc. I just wanted them to keep themselves clean, that’s all. Your honor do you know what they told me, they told me that pigs never take shower, brushing teeth. And my business was going down, tourists come our village less and less, because there was a nasty smell in village. And two years ago, swine flu caused a lot of animals died, I really hope this won’t happen again.
Judge Tiger: ok, Mr. Wolf, even you tell the truth, but it is still not right to kill them. Every animals are protected by our laws, you killed them for your own selfish that‘s not acceptable. It is against the law.
Mr. Wolf: I really don’t care how long you are going to put me in jail. I am willing to sacrifice myself for making our village better. My lord, I saw you one year ago, you looked very good in shape, today you have changed a lot, you look like lack of nutrition. Can I ask you a question, what is your weight?
Judge Tiger: 160 pounds. Doctor say that I should eat more meat, my salary is not enough to buy meat, sigh!
Mr. Wolf : your honor, now you fully understand my reasons for killing them, I kill them for our community, look at these jury, let me ask you a question when you eat meat last time?
Jury (whisper)
Mr. Leopard: what does meat tastes like, I even don’t remember. Mrs. Fox: I guarantee that meat is more delicious than eating glass, etc….
Judge Tiger. Silent, please, the outcome will be announced after thirty minutes,
After thirty minutes break.
Judge Tiger: after I discussed this case with our jury, we found Mr. Wolf not guilty, because Mr. Wolf helped our community survive and we also need pork for our meals. What Mr. Wolf have done to this community is good for us. Dismiss.
5 comments:
I really like the way you set your story up. The way you put the Wolf in a way that he is talented by convincing others, and finally he convinces the Judge and the case is dismissed. There are some people in real life who are very good speakers. I unfortunately am not one of them and I really wish i was. But this is something you cannot learn later on. People who are like Mr. Wolf in your clip would win every case in life.
I really enjoy reading your story. Your story is so funny that you point out those bad habits of pigs. You create a smart wolf who convinces everyone and win the case. In my opinion, I feel like Mr. Wolf use meat to bribe Judge and Juries in your conclution.
I like your story, because very creative and smart. You wrote us reason that Mr. Wolf killed the Pig for good reason.His defense was logical.
I like the way you write your story, I like the point which put Judge Tiger and Mr. Leopard in the same side with Wolf, that make everything reasonable.It shows that Wolf is really got something in his mind.
This version of the three pigs addresses the timely topic of a group of people (alias pigs) which is persecuted and become the scapegoat for all the bad things happening in a community. In addition, the wolf takes justice, or what he thinks as an individual is justice in his own hands and acts in the name of the community. This is a dangerous and undemocratic action that violates basic human rights. It sounds like that the pigs were unwilling to integrate and refused to use soap and other things given to them to improve their cleanliness.
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