LOS ANGELES – This morning Alexander T. Wolf is expected to stand before Judge Larry Seidlin to enter a plea of not guilty to three charges of murder for his involvement in the deaths of the Pig brothers.
Around 9:15 this morning, The “Big Bad” Wolf (a moniker bestowed upon him by celebrity blogger Perez Hilton) made his way through a sea of paparazzi, reporters and fans in what looked more like a Hollywood movie premiere than a California courthouse. Sporting his signature red bow tie, pin-striped suit and wire frame glasses, Wolf stepped out of a black SUV and initially tried to conceal his face from photographers but it wasn’t long before he was giving those familiar red carpet poses and signing autographs.
Despite whispers of overwhelming evidence held by the prosecution, Wolf has maintained his confidence and innocence since being changed with the triple-murder back in July. “Absolutely, I did not kill those poor little delicious Pig boys” declared the defendant during a Dateline interview last month when reporter Matt Lauer asked about the lingering accusations. Wolf claims that he only consumed the Pig brothers after their deaths - which according to him were caused by “the shoddy engineering and cheap labor construction of their homes.”
However, insiders are speculating that the prosecution is holding surveillance tapes which clearly show Wolf planting explosives at one of the homes of the now deceased brothers, Henry Pig. Another video reportedly shows Wolf throwing gasoline on the straw house of Peter Pig and subsequently setting the hut on fire with the resident inside. Further startling evidence came from County Sherriff’s office last week in the form of a restraining order Henry set against Wolf back in 2008. In the police report, Pig claims that Wolf constantly stalked him, “he would follow me home, break through one of my walls while I slept…one time I woke up to [Wolf] pouring barbecue sauce all over my naked body.” According to friends and sources close of the victims, these constant tormenting acts from Wolf led Henry to rebuild his home out of brick early last year.
The Big Bad Wolf is no stranger to legal woes. Just two weeks before his arrest in the case of the Great Pig Slaughter of 2010 (a term coined by television’s Nancy Grace) he had been released from a court-ordered 30-day rehab stay at UCLA Medical Center which followed 16 days in jail. Wolf originally had been sentenced to 90 days in jail and a 90-day inpatient rehabilitation program for violating his probation in a 2007 DUI case which resulted in the death of hotel heiress and socialite, Little Red Riding Hood, but was released early for good behavior and overcrowding at the jail.
But what does all of this legal trouble mean for Wolf’s career? The actor hasn’t been in a hit movie since 2005, when he starred in the now ironic film, Crash. His current film’s production is now being delayed by this new court case. Film executives for the Jeff Stryker biopic Imbroglio, which stars the troubled Wolf as the infamous porn actor, are in doubt about the future of the project.
Judge Seidlin, considered an expert on pig murders following his highly publicized ruling in the Anna Nicole Smith case, will preside and is expected to give Wolf a tough trial and provide a lot of drama.
Wolf still holds to his alibi of visiting the Pig brothers to get a cup of sugar to complete the recipe for a cake he was baking for his grandmother. The story provides a thin cover for the defendant whose grandmother, Shirley Wolf, is well-known as a diabetic and even starred in a commercial for Splenda, a sugar substitute. Although, this is not the first time that excuse has been used - during his 2007 DUI arrest, while questioned by authorities about the white powder all over his face, Wolf was quoted as saying, “I was baking a cake.”
2 comments:
Joseph,
Hands down the best article on here.
Professional style with so many jokes sprinkled in. You definitely "paint a picture" of the Wolf.
Love the Anna Nicole Smith line and the coke on the nose reference.
This is truly a glossy version that exposes the superficiality of Hollywood court drama.
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