Sunday, September 26, 2010

Trying To Be an Incredibly Smart Pig

Miss Parrot (reporter): Welcome to “Wilds’ News”. I’m your old friend-- Miss Parrot. Now I am standing in front of the Baruch Court in Manhattan. Later on, Mr. Wolf and Mr. PIg, the plaintiff and defender of the famous murder of Two Pigs, will on the trial. We will see what happens.

Judge: So, what happened, Mr. Wolf?

Mr. Wolf: I would have to committee that I ate the two brothers of Mr. Newton S Pig and they were very delicious. I am sorry about Mr. Newton S. Pig’s lost, but I don’t think I should be considered as criminal.

Miss Parrot: Well, Mr. Wolf, you are contradicting yourself. How could you eat them without murdering them?

Mr. Wolf: First of all, I did not plan this murder them for my food; it is an accident. I went to their houses and knocked at the doors politely, not being rude at all. Unfortunately, a sneeze came in and I huffed and snuffed as normal lives would do but the houses fell down without any alarms. As a hungry wolf, eating the pigs in front of you is more than normal. Additionally, they were sleeping so tight like that they would never wake up, so even though I did not have them as my dinner they would not be able to survive in the remain from the cold weather anyways. Why should not I eat them as fresh.

Judge: So, Mr. Pig, do you agree with Mr. Wolf?

Mr. Pig: How could you possibly say they, Al!! They are my family and your neighbors. You should have called 911. How did you know they would not wake up even their houses fell down?

Mr. Wolf: Mr. Pig, stop lying to youself. They were sleeping in remain, snoring loudly. I guessed the police would not be able to wake them up either. If they are found by human, they will be made into burgers, hams or cut into pieces and cooked in different ways. Don’t you want them died peacefully and simply, for example, eating by a smarter wolf like me? You are smart, Newton, you can figure this out.

Judge: Do you take that, Mr. Pig?

Mr. Pig: I am smart, so I guess Mr. Wolf’s explanation sounds reasonable. Mr. Wolf did saved them from human's dished. Thank you, Mr. Wolf. Aren't I smart?

Miss Parrot: At this point, I guess my dear audiences could guess what the final judgement will be. Thank you for watching "Wild's News". See you tomorrow.

2 comments:

FENG LI said...

The story is very interesting. The wolf defends himself by arguing that if the two pigs were in human beings' hands,they would suffer more. Indeed, we, the human, do more harms to animals than wild animals. On the other hand, the surviving pig seems so stupid to be deceived by the wolf.

Genesis Miao said...

Wonderful idea: "save" those two pigs from human's dished. Next time a murder will say,"I killed him because I want save world's food." And by the way, why does the wolf smart like a fox...