Saturday, September 25, 2010

An Unpardonable Wolf

Here we are in the New York court house. Today we have to deal with the legal proceedings of the two little pigs (Mr. Dapple & Mr. Didi) whose were killed by a wolf (Mr. Lobo). Mr. Doo is the youngest brother of these two victims. He called the police when Mr. Lobo tried to break into Mr. Doo’s house. Should Mr. Lobo be charged with murder? If convicted, he would be sentenced to 10 years in prison. Now we start the trial.

Prosecutor: Mr. Lobo, could you tell us what happen on June 21st, 2010?

Mr. Lobo: I remember that day; I was so sick and was making a birthday cake for my granny. I ran out of sugar, so I went to my neighbors to borrow a cup. I went to Mr. Dapple’s house. I asked if he was home, and no one answered me. Then I had a big sneeze and the house blew down. The pig died by an accident because he was so stupid that he built the house with straw. How could straw be strong enough to protect himself from the environment? I saw he was dead. Why wasted it? I ate him and saved the environment. And then I went to Mr. Didi’s house. He didn’t answer me either. My second big sneeze blew down his stick house. He died too. So I ate him. Your honor, it is so obvious, I am innocent.

Prosecutor: That is not a good testimony, Mr. Lobo. Why do you think that eating them would help the environment?

Mr. Lobo: I think they aren’t strong enough to be out in our society. They were lazy. They wanted everything to be ready and given to them. So when they left their mother, they didn’t know how to take care of themselves by building a strong house. Whether I blew down the houses or not, natural disaster would kill them too. This kind of accident is their responsibility. Our society doesn’t need this kind of pig. We don’t want to waste our provisions to raise these dumb pigs.

Prosecutor: it seems like you are passing the buck. Now we have to cross examine, Mr. Doo.

Mr. Doo: Mr. Lobo, I feel like you know my two brothers very well. You have observed us for a long time. You have the intention to kill us. That isn’t a simple accident. If it were, how could you do it twice without stop doing this action? And you tried to kill me too. I know that my two brothers are not smarter than me. They were lazy. They didn't think further. They only wanted to do the simplistic work, so they made weak and easily breakable houses. But you, Mr. Lobo, you ate them after they died. Did you consider calling the police? That is not your job and a good excuse for saving the environment. You are so greedy and selfish. You have to pay for that.

Judge: Now we have an outcome. Mr. Lobo’s testimonies aren’t satisfying. He ate these two pigs after they died. That is a cruel act. He will be served 10 years in prison. The hearing is adjourned.

4 comments:

Genesis Miao said...

If I am the judge, I will say Mr. Lobo’s testimonies are good enough, at least I wont jail him for 10 years. I mean Mr.Lobo's point is fine: to help the environment. and I personal feel since no eyewitness when those two pigs die, no evidence can prove Mr.Lobo first to killed them and then eat them up.

candy.bian said...
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candy.bian said...

Your ending shows that you(the author) are a justice person. Foxy Mr. Wolf did not escape from the punishment he is supposed to go through. Prison is the place for him, since he intended and managed to kill and eat Mr. Pig's two sincere family members. Your story reflects our society as well, lazy people are in danger zones, but they still have rights even though they might pay for their laziness.

angel said...

I really enjoyed your story.I thought it was pretty funny, especially the part when the wolf searched google for cake baking intructions.The wolf should have gotten more than 10 years for a double homicide.