Wolf Framed by Porn Chops.

We interrupt this program to bring to you breaking news! Two gruesome murders have been reported on NoSugarComingMyWay lane. The main suspect under interrogation at the moment is Al the wolf. For more information don’t touch the clicker or visit our website oinknews.com.

According to our head reporter Wogger Wabbit, the police have found blood stained hay at PIG10210 and sausage casings at PIG10211. Eyewitness super honey collector Mrs. Bee said she had seen the whole debacle and it wasn’t a murder, it was just a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The OMDFPD (Old Mac Donald’s Farm Police Department) refused to comment on the proceedings due to the ongoing investigation.

Wogger Wabbit – Mrs. Bee What were you doing when you saw these events take place?

Mrs. Bee - It all happened so fast, one minute I was collecting honey and the next I saw two dead pigs and a sick wolf. I was collecting honey to make my famous honey ice cream with honey and choco chip coating for Al’s granny’s birthday, when I saw Al and decided to speak to him. He mentioned he was on the lookout for a cup of sugar because he had run out of it at the last moment while making a cake for his grandma.

Wogger Wabbit – Is it true that it was pollen from you that caused Al to sneeze and blow the houses down?

Mrs. Bee – Yes it was the pollen in the air due to my honey collection. We were just talking about Grandma Wolf when we heard the first pig curse at the two of us, just then the pollen from my legs which began to infiltrate Al the Wolf’s nostrils causing him to sneeze and thus blowing the house down. It was at this point when we both found the first ping mangled in the hay with blood oozing out of his head. Even though Al was saddened by this fatality he couldn’t just leave good food to spoil. So, he made ham of the dead pig and devoured it.

Wogger Wabbit – What about the other two pigs Mrs. Bee?

Mrs. Bee - It was now getting late so I walked with Al to the second pigs home to ask for sugar. But, before we could even knock at the stick door we saw red gleaming eyes and heard a fuming grunt. On approaching the door we heard the second pig babbling something to the effect of, get out you hideous creatures.

Wogger Wabbit – How did Al take this?

Mrs. Bee - Al spoke up saying, “Sorry Sir I am only here to get a cup of sugar I mean no harm.” Just then the pollen began to play up with Al the wolf’s asthma and he began to sneeze, thus blowing down the second pig’s house and killing him. Amongst the rubble Al found some chicken sausages and sausage casings. It was just too tempting and Al couldn’t bare the site of wasted food, so he decided to make sausages out of the second pig and have his second meal of the day.

Wogger Wabbit- Who called the police? And how did they know where to find the wolf?

Mrs. Bee -It was almost afternoon and Al still had no sugar. He decided to go next door to the third pig’s house, hoping that the third pig would be nicer and generous. But, when we approached the walk way there were cops pulling into the drive way. Al didn’t know what was happening and had nowhere to run. It was the third pig that called the police claiming to have seen Al the wolf murder the other two pigs.

Wogger Wabbit – Thank you so much for coming on our show Mrs. Bee and answering our questions.

Mrs. Bee – Thank you for having me, I hope Al is given a fair trial.

Wogger Wabbit – That’s all from me folks, back to you Steve.

Steve - At this moment Al is still being questioned by lead detectives on the case. The OMDFPD refused to give out details of whether Al would make bail or if he had a lawyer.

Stay tuned, coming up next after the break is Sharon with details on the Supreme Court versus Little Bo Peep.

Alexander T. Wolf's Trial Alive

… Please stay tune with BSN as we having Martha reporting alive at Wild Hill’s court room.
Thanks James. We are alive outside of the court room where the trial to Alexander T. Wolf is being held. Now let’s recap the facts around this case. Alexander T. Wolf after spending several months in jail has not received a sentence yet and this case remains unsolved. He still claims himself as innocent on the murdered of two famous pigs, Porky and Babe. He said: “I am innocent. I am being judge based on the fact that I am a wolf and wolfs have a reputation of being killers but I will do whatever it takes to prove mi innocence”.
Well Martha, it seems like if his allegation is being treat unfair because he is a wolf, let’s remind our audience that statistics shows a high percentage of crime and murders in this town are committed by wolfs.
That’s right James; he is claiming being unfair treated because of his nature, he has no criminal records however there is evidence which accuses Alexander T. Wolf as the murder but there are huge discrepancies on the different sides of the stories and that is the cause for the judges not to give a final verdict. Let’s also note that if he is found guilty he could face death penalty according to the law here in Wild Hill where they reside. We tried to have an interview with Alexander himself or his lawyer but both had declined of offering any details to the press. Forensics and detectives are still working on investigations. As per the only relative who survived, he was discharged yesterday after remaining several weeks hospitalized for suffering a heart attack that might’ve been caused by the impact of the murdered of his other two brothers.
Martha, we’ve been informed that he will be testifying today is that correct.
That is correct James; we haven’t seen him come out just yet. His testimony is actually considered as the last piece on this case that caught the world’s attention mostly because of the several versions we’ve heard around it. He had several interviews with the detectives working on this case, however as it has been known, he wasn’t present at the moment where the murders took place but no further details have been revealed. James, at the end of the trial one of the detectives will give a press conference…

James, we’ve heard that this trial finally has come to an end and Alexander T. Wolf has been convicted to death penalty on the murder of Porky and Babe. We are seeing now the surviving pig, Doug. Let’s hear what he has to say: “We are very pleased with our legal system finally the villain will pay for what he did. He took away my brothers, the only thing I had, and he has destroyed not only their lives but mine too. He must pay with his own life that’s just justice…”
Let’s hear to Alexander’s grandmother: “This is a huge mistake, my grandson is innocent he is a good wolf and is being unfairly treated…”
As we could appreciate she is destroyed by the news of her grandson….
Alexander did not want to give any interview or talk to the press neither has his lawyer but it was his little brother John who claimed: “I’ll revenge my bro’s death. All of you people have made a huge mistake on accusing him of something he did not do and be aware that you and your children will hear from me...”
A good bye letter from Alexander to Grandma’ and the lil bro has been revealed on it he tells his side of the story and “the only true” of the facts. He claims his innocence until the time he is taken to the gas chamber.

The Villain of the Duality

(sirens going off)

September 11th - The Tragic Day

At 8 a.m. Monday, September 11th, the bloody remains of two medium sized pigs were found around Lakeshire, Piggington, just a mile away from each other.

According to the Police, the similar style of the slaying and the scenes of the remains strongly recommend a connection between the two pigs' killers, or killer; that's right, we've got a serial killer in town!

The authority warns the public, that the killer aims for pink pigs between the weight range of 200 pounds to 300 pounds. No gender preference. And looking at the mutilated bodies of these pigs, it seems like the suspect is well built, ferocious, and extremely strong.

September 12th - Fishing for Hate

After a day empty searching, the Police found no traces of the villain. They have decided to use the victims' brother as a bait, to draw out the criminal. Willing to cooperate at full capacity, the brother of the dead victims, Dr. Piggeinstein says to the Police:" I will do whatever it takes to bring this monster in custody! A finger for a finger, an eye for an eye! He has to pay the damn price!"

Later in the day, as Dr. Piggeinstein enjoys his sunny bath in the muddy garden, a wolf emerges in sight. He was in a worker's outfit, with a pair of dark shades on, and holding what appears to be a club in hand. As he picked up his pace, the police surrounding the pig house rushed up, snapped the wolf in hands and pinned him onto ground.

"What the hell is going on? I was just going to sweep the sidewalk clean," explained the wolf, "Let go of me!"

"You mister, are under arrest! Now keep that big mouth of yours shut before I shut it for you." The Police banged the wolf's head against the floor, and the wolf passed out.

September 13th - The Interrogation

Alex T. Wolf, standing 6 feet tall and weighing 230 pounds, with no prior criminal records. Many interviewees vouched for him and said Alex is a great guy. "He always helped milk me when I felt a little under the weather," said Mrs. SkinnyCow.

"Who are you? Why were you trying to sneak up against Dr. Piggeinstein? WHY DID YOU MURDER THOSE INNOCENT PIGS?" No matter how many times the questions were asked, the wolf only said he was innocent. According to an insider, the wolf seemed really sincere, maybe it's all a mistake, he's really innocent. Or is he?

The forensics conducted a DNA analysis and discovered that the hair evidence found at the crime scene to match that of Alex T. Wolf's. Alex freaked out and had a panic attack as he is informed such absurdity. Afraid that the wolf may be crazy, a psychiatrist is called in to assist.

September 14th - The Diagnosis

After hours of psychological questioning, Alex T. Wolf seemed to be breaking down! With veins popping, hair standing, and eyes bulging, the wolf seemed to be undergoing some weird transition.
All of a sudden, his voice sounded differently.

"What.. do you want from ME?! Why are you tormenting Alex like this. He is a great boy.. leave him alone!"

"Who are you?? I am just trying to help," explains the psychiatrist.

Angered, the wolf jumped and darted himself toward the poor psychiatrist. He grabbed the man's neck and whispered into his ears. "You really wanna know who I am? I am Alex's older brother, John. John T. Wolf. And for your information Doc, I killed those bastard pigs. I killed them both. They are just like their mother, the racist bitch that accused my innocent father of rape. Now go to the stupid police and tell them to find me. Leave Alex alone!"

Frightened, the psychiatrist exited and spoke to the Police and explained the case of Alex T. Wolf. "It seems like Alex T. Wolf is suffering from a severe case of split personality. Because he cannot process the fact that his dearest brother and father are both dead, a part of him took on the role of John, his older brother, to cope with the cruel facts." The psychiatrist continued, "Alex T. Wolf is a victim himself. Suffering extreme tragedies since such an early age. Whenever Alex can no longer repress his sorrows, his other side, John would kick in. It is probably during that time that he seeks out the pigs for revenge."

September 15th - The Trial Decisions

(closing statements)

Prosecution:" Dear Jury, I have been personally devastated by our loss. Two innocent citizens have been brutally abused, and murdered in cold blood. Such atrocious of an act, the villain of the crime must be punished. The dead pig brothers have not only been our friends, neighbors, they have been like family members to us. What would you do, if your family members have been brutalized and mutilated? Would would you do, if your family members have been stripped of their most basic right - the right to live. So cruel that the devil takes shame in the wolf's actions. I hereby sincerely call for all of your conscience and vote Alex T. Wolf guilty.

Defense:" Impressive. The prosecutor can really sound very convincing at times. But do not let emotions blind your judgments. Alex T. Wolf has been through a lot. A lot more than anyone here. So much for an young adult, he has faced countless obstacles that people like you and me can only IMAGINE. Everyone makes mistakes. And just like everyone, Alex T. Wolf has made a mistake himself. He was too traumatized that his subconsciousness took over and committed something that he would never do. I bet he feels more remorse and regretful than anybody in this room. Two wrongs do not make it right. Now, Dear Jury, you have the power to make this right. I plead you all to vote my client not guilty.

After ten hours of hot debate among the jurors the decision has been reached. Alex T. Wolf is voted not guilty, but he must be administered to the Animal Mental Institute until he is fully recovered.

"This is not how it is supposed to end. How could the court let him walk!? He killed my brothers. He must die!" Dr. Piggeinstein yelled as reporters surrounded him outside the courthouse.

September 15th - The Final Incident

As the Police was transporting Alex T. Wolf toward the psychiatric center in the province, something happened.

Later that day, the Police car was discovered in the middle of a road, flipped upside down. The Police Officers were both dead with gunshot wounds, and a bullet has been put through the head of Alex T. Wolf.

Next to the crime scene, a manuscript is found. It reads:"I, Alex T. Wolf, have lied. And I deserve to die. I am a Big Bad Wolf."

Copycat Killer

Yesterday, at approximately 3 pm, there were two deaths reported on Fairy Tale Lane. The shocking part of this horrible event is that the popular childhood story called “Three Little Pigs” is an important piece of these deaths. According to Little Red, the reason for these deaths was because we have a copycat killer of the wolf from this children’s story. Witnesses say that they saw Alexander T. Wolf a.k.a. Al, at the scene of the crime. “He was trying to break into my best friend’s house” said the cow that jumped over the moon. According to Al, he was trying to borrow some sugar to make a cake for his grandmothers’ birthday, so he decided to see if pig 1 would give him some sugar. Then, he accidentally blew down his house, killing him pig 1. Al stated, “It seemed like a shame to leave a perfectly good ham dinner lying there in the straw. So I ate it up.” Pig 3 tried to attack Al while I was interviewing, which led to my camera man breaking his hand. (If any one wants a job, I’m hiring.) I kept trying to interview Pig 3, but he was still in shock of what Alexander T. Wolf did, I mean was suspected of doing. After Al ate up Pig 1, he went to Pig 2’s house to look for the sugar for the cake he wanted to bake for his grandmother. Coincidentally, the same exact thing that happened to Pig 1 happened to Pig 2. Al tried to do the same thing to Pig 3, but he was a little smarter than his brothers. So the wolf got caught by the police as he was breaking in or sneezing, according to him. When I mentioned to Alexander T. Wolf that hew was being called a “copycat killer”, he got really upset and said, “I am original. I am not trying to be anyone else but myself. I would never kill anyone, or at least not on purpose. I do not want to be compared to that wolf. We have nothing in common and I don’t see the connection.” He could believe all that he wants to believe, but the real question is, Does Alexander T. Wolf even have a grandmother? And was it really her birthday? Join me tomorrow to find out what really happened and the charges against Alexander T. Wolf, if any. That’s all folks.

One day of Mr. Alexander T. Wolf life.

The small town story that had happened with the Three Little Pigs fetched a big interest around its population. The Wolf attacked the Three Little Pigs and ate two of them for a dinner. The media reporters found out about the story with all of the “Huff and puff and blow your house down”. A chase for a sensation sometimes hides a real story. They made Mr. Alexander T. Wolf “ the Big Bad Wolf”. He was arrested and now he is waiting for a trial. To better understand what was a real motive behind his actions and to understand the real story we have to hear both sides. The media usually represents the story from the Little Pigs perspectives only. They are small, quiet and defenseless. But what about the Wolf? To better understand the issue, I am going to investigate his side of the story
The story of a wolf named Alexander.T.Wolf and how a little pig changed his life. Many animals lived in a small quiet town where they became friends. One day Mr. Wolf decided to make a birthday cake for his lovely grandmother. Even though he had “a terrible sneezing cold” Alexander T. Wolf continued with the birthday cake but ran out of sugar. He decided to approach his neighbors and ask for a cup of sugar. The Three Little Pigs were called lazy, funky and fresh. The first brother pig was not very forward looking and built his house out of straw. When Alexander asked him for a cup of sugar, Lazy didn’t even answer. Given unfortunate cold, Mr. Wolf “sneezed a great sneeze” and inadvertly the weak house fell down and killed a little pig.
The same thing had happened to the Second Little Pig who built his house out of sticks. Mr. Wolf ended up in a situation were he had two juicy young pigs on his hands ready to eat and the only reasonable thing to do was to have them for a dinner. It was innocent accidents that lead to the death of two pigs. Some might say that it was even pigs’ fault that they did not built more secure houses with protection in he case of severe winds. To build a house like that would require a lot more effort from the pigs but they happened to be lazy and paid the price at the end. It is clear, the Wolf did not intend to attack the pigs nor did he want to kill them in order to get a good dinner. However, being a wolf in such a situation is not easy. Would that had been a cow or some other animal, nobody would ever suspect them in intentional murder.
The Third Little Pig was smart. He had a big strong house of bricks. When Alexander asked for a cup of sugar, he didn’t opened a door. Moreover, he shouted, “ Get out of here, Wolf. Don’t bother me again”. “What a pig!” Wolf was ready to go home when he “felt his cold coming on”. He sneezed and huffed and snuffed. “Then the third Pig yelled, “ And your old granny can sit on a pin”. So, usually “a pretty calm fellow” could not constrain himself and the Wolf “was framed”.
From mine point of view, the Wolf is not guilty. Sometimes the Pigs’ behavior might be the cause of the Wolf trouble. I hope that my investigation will help the jury look at the core of this case and be fair and free of tags placed by the society on some individuals just because of who they are.

Inexplicably but fact

“For several years it’s been something strange going on in the village,” – animals say trying to hide in their houses. Reporters from “Animal planet’s news” were sent yesterday to a little Woodskillvoice village which is upstate New York. A new investigation started there when two little pigs found their death. Mr. T. Wolf was arrested and accused of the murder of two brothers. Animals are looking forward to the trial. But even after this arrest nobody feels save anymore.
Our reporters started their own investigation because none of the officials can say anything about Mr. T. Wolf’s motive. On the one hand, it is clear that wolfs and pigs naturally can not be good friends but they do not eat each other. And the time of the cannibals (since everybody was considered brothers and sisters in Woodskillvoice) was over centuries ago. On the other hand, almost the same story happened in this village two years ago when Ms. Fox cooked just-born baby of Ms. Duck. Ms. Fox was arrested and sent to jail but she never pleaded herself guilty and soon became crazy.
Woodskillvoice village is a small place located thirteen miles away from the closest little town, surrounded by hard passable forest. Animals of the village say that sometimes at night you can hear frightful uproar and voice from the woods. “And when you hear this voice, - Ms. Cow says, - something is changing inside of your body, the anger starts growing, and you are ready to kill somebody! Oh, poor Mr. T. Wolf! It got him too!” She started to cry and closed her door.
“Mr. T. Wolf is a good but very weak man, I guess, - Mr. Horse says, - hope I am not the next one!” All the animals were scared and everyone felt sorry for Mr. T. Wolf except the brother of two killed pigs who insisted that wolf is dangerous for the society and has to be in jail forever. Mr. Wolf was in shock and looked very sad. All he talked about was: “I just went to get some sugar to make a birthday cake for my dear old granny! But I heard that voice…”

The Truth about the Alexander T. Wolf Case…Finally UNCOVERED!!

Animalville Times
March 4, 2008
     On July 1st, 2000, Alexander T. Wolf was accused of ruthlessly slaughtering two piglets for his own enjoyment. Mr. Hog, the surviving pig, gave the following statement: "It was horrifying! That nasty wolf destroyed my dear brothers' houses and then gobbled their guts. I clearly remember his warning that he 'will do the same to me as he did to my brothers.' I was so frightened by his threats that I immediately called the police with my mobile phone." The police were reported to arrive at the scene in less than 30 minutes only to find the area isolated. They spotted large footprints and traced it nearby hospital where they immediately apprehended the suspect. Although Mr. Wolf was represented by a reputable lawyer, his jailing was inevitable.
     Defense Lawyer Smith felt that it was important for the jury to hear both sides of the story and what better person to tell it than Mr. Wolf himself? Smith stated in a press release after the trial, “I thought Al’s truthful confession would gain the sympathy of the jury. I didn’t expect Al to break down during Prosecutor Pigster’s interrogation. His apprehensive attitude and lack of consistency certainly did not help his case!” At the witness stand, Wolf claimed that he was simply looking to borrow some sugar to bake his beloved grandmother a birthday cake. Despite his flu, he still nevertheless went to his job as a meteorologist. Due to bad weather, the majority of the grocery stores were closed early. He didn’t want to give his granny a belated cake, so he went to his neighboring pigs’ houses to borrow the necessary ingredient. His sneezing problem caused two of the houses to collapse.
     What nailed Mr. Wolf to a prison sentence was his inability to answer Prosecutor Pigster’s following questions: “If you did not intentionally destroy the two piglets’ houses, then why did you run? Why were you found at Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital after the incident? Why did you threaten Mr. Hog that you ‘will do to him what you did to his brothers’?” He continued, “There is evidence that your family and the deceased family have a long-lasting grudge against one another, which gives you motive. You also live fairly close to the piglets which gives you opportunity. Mr. Alexander T. Wolf, can you explain to me why an innocent person would be caught doing all of the above things?” The poor animal could not answer satisfactorily. The jury deliberated and returned in thirty minutes with a verdict and Mr. Wolf was deemed guilty as charged.
     Almost eight years later on March 3, 2008, Alexander T. Wolf lost his life due to a heart failure, which has been spectated to be connected to his grandmother's recent death. As his belongings were being cleared from his cell, correctional officers uncovered his private diary. In it includes the untold truth of what REALLY happened eight years ago—the secret hidden in his pure heart for almost a decade:

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July 8th, 2000

Dear Journal,
     Sigh, I will never forget what happened this week. Right now I am writing to you in my prison cell. I wanted to give my grandmother a surprise gift because she really means a lot to me. She’s the only one in my immediate family that does not judge me. I was never big on holding grudges and my lack of support in the feud against the pig family caused me to be an outcast to my own kind. Instead, I spent all my free time studying hard as a student and graduated at the top of my class. Being a meteorologist is my dream because it gives me the power of advanced knowledge and the ability to help others.
     Exactly a week ago, I forecasted a terrible hurricane. I wanted to warn my neighbors, even if they were not friendly to me. All that matters to me is that I tried. As I arrived at the first pig’s house, I knocked on the door and said “Little pig, little pig, are you in? There is a horrible storm on its way!” I received no answer, so I proceeded to the next house and the same thing happened. By this time I reached the third little pig’s house, I could tell the storm was picking up its pace. Now, I know the third little pig has hearing problems, so I shouted, “Little pig, little pig, are you in? There is a terrible storm coming. I’m here to warn you as I did your brothers.” I saw that pig peek through the curtains and throw me a nasty look. I didn’t expect a warming smile from him but I felt satisfied that he had heard me so I returned to the safety of my own home.

February 20th, 2008

Dear Journal,
     I have just received notice that my grandmother passed away. I now have no regret to tell you everything.
     After I arrived home on that tragic day, soon enough, the hurricane approached. Afterwards, I went to check on the first two pigs and their poor houses were blown down! As I got rid of the debris, I found both pigs still breathing but barely. I quickly rushed them to the Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital where Dr. Grandpa Doe works at. He promised to do his best. I was too nervous to wait quietly in his office and decided to look for something to read. What I uncovered was so astonishing—a file on his transactions of organs in the black market! I quickly rushed to the door of the operating room and witnessed my granddaddy murder both pigs in order to steal their organs. I gasped at this discovery but had to remain cool. A few minutes later, he came out saying the pigs did not survive.
     So you see, I had to keep all this information to myself because I love my granny and couldn’t bear to see her miserable. I knew that deep down, my grandparents both love each other very much. It just wasn’t my place to break them apart; I also know that had my granny known, she would definitely not take the news well. I'm glad she left the world without knowing this horrendous truth. I hope Granny Doe rests in peace.

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     This sudden discovery was very shocking to our community. It is sad for all of us in Animalville to see such a kind-hearted soul receive this treatment. Defense Lawyer Smith said, “I still remember the case as if it was yesterday. In our private sessions, I encouraged him to tell the whole story on the stand and he agreed. I always believed in his innocence but did not understand why he withheld information. Little did I know the burden he was going through at the time.” Mr. Hog was not available for questioning. Dr. Doe had his medical license revoked and was arrested earlier today. The FBI requested a subpoena and will thoroughly search his belongings. Families of other victims will be notified shortly. Doe’s trial date is set to be in two weeks.

Reporting Live From the Scene...

“…And that was sport, now we move on to a dramatic development in the case of the big bad wolf, Rich”

“Thanks Jim, it’s a cloudy day here on top of the hill outside of the Top of the Hill Court House. The media has gathered today to hear the chief of police announce of new findings in the case that can turn the verdict. I see the chief coming out now, he is being followed by Mr. Wolf and his attorney. I’d like to remind the viewers that Mr. Wolf was found guilty of multiple murders of his neighbors and was caught red handed outside of a third neighbor’s home, the victims were related. Mr. Wolf has insisted of his innocence the whole time. The chief is about to speak, let’s listen to what he has to say.”

“Good morning ladies and gentlemen of the media, this press conference has been called in order to let the people know that, sadly, due to a wrongful act by a member of the town’s police squad, an innocent wolf may have been sent to jail. It has come to my knowledge this morning that officer Piglet, a member of the force for fifteen years, took it upon himself to misplace evidence from the crime scenes and plant new ones framing Mr. Wolf.”

“Chief! Chief! How did you find this out and where is Piglet now?”

“Please let me finish. I became aware of officer Piglet’s actions this morning when I found a signed confession on my desk. It appears Piglet and the surviving pig were lovers. They had planned a way for themselves to escape freely with enough money to start a new life away from here. The three pigs had purchased a very large life insurance in case one should die and added a bonus policy for a situation where two pigs die. All that was left was to find a scape goat and who better than a wolf living among pigs. Piglet is the true murderer. He killed the pig brothers and cleaned the scene of any trace that he was there. When he saw Mr. Wolf walking nearby he called the police station and alerted the media. Mr. Wolf was found at the home of the third pig and with enough evidence to show he was at the other two sites. The media found wolf guilty before anyone knew a crime was committed and there was tremendous pressure to close the case quickly and bring peace back to town. Mr. Wolf has been cleared of all charges and I leave the stage for him, I have a pig hunt to take care of.”

“Mr. Wolf! Mr. Wolf! What do you have to say?”

“I would like to send a message to the town’s people and especially to the media, don’t judge a book by its cover, even if he is big and hairy with sharp teeth. A wolf is innocent until found guilty in a court of law, and even that is not always true.”

“What do you plane on doing now?”

“I’m going to bake a cake and, oh yeah, I’m going to Disneyworld!”

Katt: The Pig-mp Chronicles Part 3

FEBRUARY 10TH, 2008
Green-poink, New York

After almost everyone had testified for and against the wolf, on the third day of trial, it has come down to the mother's turn, Ms. Katt, to promise to say “the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.”

As the wolf had known it himself, there was something that nobody knew and Ms. Katt was ready to confess. This was the summary of the controversial story:

See, the mother and the wolf kept an intimate relationship for several months. The wolf indeed loved her but somehow they couldn’t abstain from having relationship problems. The wolf, being a very fierce animal, wanted someone who would represent him after his death, and being so tremendously in love as he was with the sow, he wanted a child with her!

Just a few months after they slept together for the first time, it became more and more apparent to both individuals that the pig was in fact pregnant. This made the wolf as happy as he had ever been and so, he waited for the arrival of his first little baby with a big smile.

On December 4th, 2000, when Ren was given birth to, the little pig did not possess any of the appearances of the wolf. He had a squiggly tail, pink complexion, round nose, white hair, and almost every sound reproduced was an “oink.” Ren was clearly 100% pig, and not an animal of mixture of a pig and wolf. The DNA that the judge beheld proved this manifestation.

After repeated denials, the sow finally confessed that she in fact had cheated on the wolf with the next-door neighbor, Mr. Long Love. Their relations traced back to 1987 before they were separated by The Oink-Meow War. Ren was the son of Mr. Long Love and the wolf had every reason to be mad.

It did not take too long until the wolf was diagnosed with severe psychological damage. The doctors declared that this was a extremely alarming situation and that the wolf’s miserable mental trauma could cause him to react in certain uncontrollable manners.

By Fall 2007, Mr. Long Love had worked effectively to accumulate the amount of heirs to three little fat oinky pigs. December 4th, 2007, Ren's seventh birthday, constantly reminded the wolf of the atrocities and the conflicting twist of life which that day had caused him. Exactly at 11:38 P.M. while everybody slept, the wolf spread gallons of gasoline at the tents that each little pig lived him, and by 12:15 AM the town of Green-poink was filled with the smell of burned ham. It was evidently not under the conscious desires of the wolf to cause such a disaster. Nevertheless, his ruined mentality had forced him to commit acts without him even realizing what was occurring and why he was doing so. His mind commanded everything he had done.

Today, Katt's inability to remain loyal to her ex-partner has proven to cause many misfortunes not only in the lives of her family, but also in the delicate sentiments of the wolf. It is time for these female pigs to control their desires and stick to one male. Ms. Heartbreaker, just remember that night when you desperately gave up your body to Mr. Wolf and he honestly confessed to you that he loved you and that it would destroy him if you were ever disloyal to him. Meanwhile he howled his pure love feelings, you responded with loud oinks.

You have to believe it when they say that a man’s heart is also sensitive when it comes down to matters of love. Prove your inner emotions and do not mislead a man.

A Bad Cold

In an innocent situation that happened last week in a small village next to Dragon Mountain, two pigs found their deaths. It all started with the wolf’s misunderstood attempt to reach out to other members of the community in search of friendship. Since a young age, the wolf had social problems. As a baby he always liked to play with the rest of the animals. Until he was three he had plenty of friends and was the teacher’s favorite pupil. When he turned three his teeth started to grow and it became harder and harder for him to play with the rest of the animals in his kindergarten. Every day, another animal’s parent complained to the kindergarten teacher that his or her child got a few scratches from the wolf. After all the parents in the kindergarten signed a petition to expel the wolf from the kindergarten, the wolf’s dad had no choice and the wolf had to stay at home. The wolf mom died during childbirth, so he was raised only by his dad. During the day the wolf stayed at home by himself since his dad had to go to work and bring home food. The wolf was very bored staying at home all day, especially since his dad lost all of their money gambling and had to disconnect the cable TV. Since then, every afternoon the wolf walked over to the playground and asked his x-friends to play with him. One day the wolf got a cold which made him sneeze every few seconds. One problem that wolves have is that their sneeze is very strong and intense. They learn to control the force of their sneeze when they go through puberty. Before then it can be very dangerous for everyone who is standing next to them. Unfortunately, when going over to visit his friends, the wolf sneezed on his friends’ straw house. The sneeze was so strong that it blew them away together with their house. Now the question is who is to blame? The wolf who was walking around looking for friends or society which rejected him without providing him with any educational or social substitute. Or should another government institute - the real-estate department - be questioned? Due to its lack of regulation enforcement, the poor pigs lived in a house that doesn’t stand up to the regulations and thus were victims of an unintentional yet deadly sneeze.

The fate of Mr. Wolf

“It was a beautiful night in summer. The stars was winking in the sky, and moon was so bright… with the flower held in his mouth, Mr. Wolf lean against tree dating with his girlfriend. He was boasting his successful life to his girlfriend. And I was on the tree with my families.” The owl says. “I am the cleverest man in the world. For me, it is very easy to find and have delicious food. Few days ago, I enjoyed two pigs for a meal. Do you know how I got them? Wow, the pigs are so stupid, oh, no. It should be I am so clever. I found there are there pigs nearby and live separately. Even if they live together, I can eat them out in a time! I went to the first pig’s house, the biggest one. And I said: come out! You are the dinner of mine! And the pig frighten so much, and shivery. The pig begged me not to eat him. He was my dinner, I should eat him definitely. And then I blow down the house, and ate him. I found that I as not full enough. And then I went to another pig’s house. Although his house was firmly enough, for me, it is a piece of cake. I blew down the house and ate the pig. And of course I went to the third little pig’s house. The smallest pig was so pity and begged me do not eat him, he will do everything for me. In fact I was full enough at that time. And I was so mercy! So, I let him alive! …Mr. Wolf said to his girlfriend.” The owl told to justicers what he heard that night. “No! He is lying! I did not eat the pigs. I even did not know where they live!” Mr. Wolf argued. “Sir, my families and some of my neighbors heard it, it is true. And we knew that Mr. Wolf could not eat the little pig, we knew what happened to them, and all of us felt Mr. Wolf was so absurd, therefore, we can remembered everything they’ve talked about! My families and my neighbors can prove what I said just now! ” the owl said.
“Sir, do not believe what he said, he is lying! He is lying!” Mr. Wolf shouted.
“Be quiet! Be quiet! After we get the proofs from in our forest, we judge that Mr. Wolf’s guilty. He should put into the prison! Next day, we will condemn his crime.” The justicer said.
Little pig was very moved for what the owl did for his families. “Thank you Mr. Owl, thank you for what you did for me!...” “oh, little smart pig, you are so smart and so clever, we loved you. It is ought to do it for you but also for the forest. We would not let such kind of bad people to destroy our families, is it right?” the owl said.
Well, the wolf was executed. Forest members are happy for that. “I can’t believe he was such kind of man, even such little pig could play tricks on him. I am so stupid that I believe what he said to me. Oh my God!” Miss. Wolf sighs, and was drive away to the other place.

Little pigs class 2

The last-ditch fight of Alexander T. Wolf



According to pig and wolf Times, Alexander T.Wolf who is convicted on the murder of two of the three little pigs brothers brought a charge aginst the news man and the third little pigs for proving his innocence. By the law, the act by a natural disaster such as storm, flood, and earthquake don't come to agreement with guilty. Thus Mr. wolf is insisted in his innocence in the court. Accroding to news, Mr. Wolf said to the judge " If i step on a ant when i pass by the road, is it murder? this situation is like that." the Judge said that of course it is not murder and also although two little pigs brother are killed by Mr.Wolf's sneezing, it is his physiology state, it is same as natural disaster to the little pigs, the homicide of Mr. wolf is not apply for guilty. However, the judge is given a decion gulty to Mr. Wolf about the expose of dead body because when Mr. Wolf found the dead bodie of little pigs, he shoud report to police with preserving the spot. But he didn't report that and also he ate the two little pigs at his disposition. Therefore, even though he was proved his innocence about convicted on the murder of two little pigs, he has to come back to the prison again with the news man. Why does news man go to prison? Because the jugdement of the news man is given the decison guilty about false fact of the his news about the Mr.wolf and also defamation of character. Thus Mr. Wolf and the News man are getting in with each other in the prison.

Wolf TRUTH or Pig CONSPIRACY

Wolf TRUTH or Pig CONSPIRACY

Wolfanian News.

Two days ago we all were surprised at the verdict given to one of the citizens by pig officials at the Central Pig Court. Alexander T. Wolf was found guilty for fiercely devouring two overweight Pigs and supposedly trying to eat the third. Which have been causing problem to our entire wolf neighborhood by building their houses not only against requests of four wolf families but also building them to close to our wolf communing constantly tempting our natural instincts. The houses themselves were poorly constructed and only one of the houses was suitable for living, two other houses were made out of materials that barely stood together and were in need of maintenance.

Our unfortunate neighbor Alexander Wolf was extremely polite neighbor in our community and has friends and connection to animals such as cows and horses that constantly asked him to perform duties that Mr. Wolf was perfect at, which was taking care of rodents such as bunnies, rabbits. Even though all of us wolfs know what our diet consists of other animals such as sheep’s and pigs, Alexander was an exception, he was an animal lover and wouldn’t hurt a thing unless his survival depended on it and besides his job provided him both with money and groceries. But what is horrible about Alexander is that his intentions and reason he went to houses of pigs was simple and for a great cause- he needed some sugar for his grandma’s cake.

Judge D. Pig (presumably the D in the judges name stands for Dirty or Deceitful) had no pity on Alexander and have sentenced him for 15 years in jail and 2 years of PCS ( Pig Community Service) for the crimes he has committed against our “beloved” Pig community. Even though if it was pig-pig incident the penalty would be death, the verdict was harsh even by FLC (Forest Law Committee) laws. At the moment Alexander is under constant surveillance at the Pig Skin Penitentiary.

Luckily we were allowed to enter the penitentiary thanks to one of the Alexander’s costumers “MR.COW” who has influence in pig community which asked to keep his/her name secret which we will not release until further notice. As we were there we noticed the condition of the cell Alexander was kept in, we can describe it only with one word- DIRTY. Alexander was kind enough to tell us about the truth of that nightmarish day.

As he was telling the details I had a tear fall on my furry face.
It was seemingly a cloudy but worm day, that I had decided to make something special for my grandma’s birthday; a typical present wouldn’t cut the cake this time so I decided to make a Cake. As I prepared my kitchen for the cake making activities I had a call from one of my good friends-Larry Horseshoe he had some rodent problem, so I decided I had time for the job. Job was easy but Larry had a some kind of new cologne and I started to sneeze on the way back home but it eventually stopped. I came back home and continued, but then I found out I did not have sugar for the cake. You know it would have been easier to go to the store but I heard we had some new neighbors move into our neighborhood, so I decided to greet them and ask for sugar at the same time. I walked and walked and finally got to one of the houses, it looked awkward all in straws and yellow but my grandma always told me “Don’t judge a book by its cover.”. As I was ready to knock on the door, I suddenly smelled my shirt and sneezed, apparently some of the cologne got onto my shirt, as I sneezed the house crashed. The dust settled and I saw something sticking out of the pile, as I searched through it I found a little piglet sticking out, lying there and not moving at all. As I turned it on its back I saw that the little pig choked on popcorn it was eating when the house came down. Naturally, well for me anyhow, I didn’t think of eating the pig but then the temptations, growling of my stomach and just the thought of leaving food to spoil I eat the piglet. Of course I double checked that the pig was dead before I ate it. I am not a criminal and even though I thought of taking sugar from the ruins of pigs house, all the sugar was thrown to the ground and was useless.

Of course as a neighbor I felt bad that pig died but in a sense he did well to me by offering himself (even though he was dead) as a meal to me. Looking around I found a picture of him and his brothers they all seemed nice and I decided that his brother will be nice and I went to his brother’s house. As I closed in I wasn’t surprised to see that the house wasn’t pretty or well built but not judging by what it looks like I rang the bell of the house. No one answered my call so I called out “Mr. Pig, Mr. Pig, are you in” as I heard the answer I realized that the pig wasn’t to nice, he answered “Go away wolf. You can’t come in. I’m shaving the hairs on my chinny chin chin”. I was upset that my new neighbor wasn’t nice and that I lost opportunity to get a cup of sugar, but then all of the sudden I started to sneeze. I didn’t know what it was this time the cologne wore off but I still sneezed and as I did the stick house crumbled. You know its not enough to ruin one house I had to ruin another, I felt really bad once again so I started looking for the nasty pig to check if he was alive. As I started to go through the rubble I found a horrible sight, the pigs throat was cut and the poor thing was gasping for air, as I started to look for something to stop the bleeding the pig died and I could not save him in time once again. I was tempted and tempted to eat the pig and alas I budged and ate little pig. Once again there was no sugar for my cake.

As I got to know my two neighbors in a way I did not expected, I felt grief more and more with each step I took, but I finally got to the third house. “Finally a beautiful brick house with a porch and a chimney a little garden and beautiful hard wood and iron door” I thought to myself. As I knocked on the door the Pig did not answer me in a nice tone but instead started to be rude and mean, even for a wolf it is a biggest insult. You know if some one doesn’t want you there- don’t be there, so I was about to turn around and sneezed by mistake and then from no-were the pig actually opened the door and came out. So, we started to talk and I explained him everything what happened to his brothers. He believed me and told me that he warned his brothers about the construction of their homes but they didn’t listen and he said it served them well. I was quite for a moment listening to him explaining all that what I already knew and talking to me about the neighborhood. Finally he stopped and I asked him for a cup of sugar and once again apologized to him about his brothers. As he went back in the house he stopped for a moment and smiled at me. I thought that he was a good neighbor and understood me well, I waited about seven minutes and then I heard sirens coming. Pig Police, Pig Reporters, Pig Fireman and Ambulance all came to the scene; I was quickly cuffed and arrested. I think that the third pig has called the police, even though it was never proved I think that the third pig had insurance claims on all of his brothers’ possessions as houses and their lives, but that is just my speculation. So, now I will serve my 15 years in prison and unfortunately I could not attend my grandma’s birthday but I did make my last phone call to her and wished her the best.”

Alexander is definitely is one of our best citizens and should not have been jailed for things he has done and the circumstances that were given to him. Currently our Wolf officials are trying to mild out or terminate Mr. Wolf’s sentence and negotiate with Pig officials but we did not have any information on that yet and we will be informing you about it in future issue. As for dear Grandmother of Mr. Wolf we had finished the cake that was originally destined for her by her beloved grandson. She was pleased to receive it and hopes her favorite grandson will join her soon.
Article done by Joseph Wolf
Wolfanian News