REPORTER: Good morning everyone! It is seven o’clock in the morning and we are here standing right outside the Universal Animal Courthouse. Alexander T. Wolf is presenting his case before the Grand Jury today facing charges for the murder of the Two Little Pigs and attempt to murder the Third Little Pig. Alexander Wolf has been indicted and came today to appeal. The defendant has still the right of being presumed innocent, unless and until found guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. As you can all see behind me, the scene is crazy, animals and reporters are outside the Courthouse waiting for the decision of today’s Jury. Mr. Wolf has been kind enough to give us an exclusive interview before the trial.
--INTERVIEW--
REPORTER: Good morning Mr. Wolf. How are you today?
Mr. Wolf: Good morning Reporter. I am fine. There is nothing to be afraid of. I am finally winning this case today since I will be telling all the truth and will be discharged of all the false allegations against me.
REPORTER: Mr. Wolf, you were initially arrested on February 9th and were taking to the Piggie Precinct Jail where you spent one night and were released on probation. Now, after almost one month later and various appointments with the District Attorney (D.A.), you are presenting before the Grand Jury. How does that make you feel? And what do you have to say?
Mr. Wolf: I have been mistakenly charged with a felony. I brought my dear old granny with me who is giving me the support that I need. She is also presenting as a witness since the whole story started with my surprise for her birthday. On the afternoon of February 9th, I was making my dear old granny a cake for her birthday. I did not want to leave my house because I had a terrible cold, but I ran out of sugar for the cake. Therefore, I went to my neighbors’ house, the First Little Pig’s and then the Second Little Pig’s house. Both houses were poorly built… one was built out of straws and the other one was built out of sticks respectively. Between knocking on the doors and sneezing really hard because of my cold, both houses fell apart! I felt terrible for that, but I am glad that happened because I saw both Little Pigs on the floor, dead as doornails! What was I supposed to do?! After all, I am a wolf and I eat cute animals, dead animals of course. Besides, as everybody knows, food will spoil if you just leave it out in the open; therefore, I had two delicious dinner that night. You cannot blame me for that! I was very sick and needed the extra energy and protein for my immune system.
REPORTER: I understand Mr. Wolf, that makes sense. And what happened afterwards?
Mr. Wolf: I still did not have my cup of sugar for my dear old granny’s birthday cake. Hence, I went to the Third Little Pig’s house. I truly believe he was in a very bad mood; he did not want to see me or open his door. Moreover, he insulted my granny, my dear granny! And that was the moment I flipped out! You do not talk about my granny like that; I do not accept pigs saying inadequate statements about my family. So, continuing with my explanation of the facts, I was knocking his door so he apologized to me and at the same time, I was huffing and puffing and sneezing really badly and well… I was making a real scene.
REPORTER: And that was what the police saw, correct?
Mr. Wolf: Indeed dear reporter, indeed.
REPORTER: That is why it is very important to always hear both sides of the stories. Thank you very much Mr. Wolf and good luck.
This is an amazing case. Prosecutors have portrayed Mr. Wolf as an evil murderer animal. He has been indicted on charges of first-degree murder of the Little Pigs brothers. But everything has been a big misunderstanding and today justice will prevail. Alexander T. Wolf is taking the stand in his own defense and telling all the truth. We expect he will be free of charge and will host a big celebration party this evening!
Thank you for staying with us throughout this extensive coverage. We are going to commercials right now and will be back in sixty seconds. Do not go anywhere- stay tuned!
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Breaking News On The Murder of Two Pigs Trial
Reporter: "This is Malik Shahzad reporting on BBC Forest News and we are here live in front of the courtroom where the trial of Piggy C. Vs. The Wolf is taking place. We have received some information on the trial from unnamed sources. Our sources have told us that Piggy C. was caught by police attempting to murder The Wolf because The Wolf has supposedly eaten Piggy C's two younger brothers, Piggy A and Piggy B."
**BBC Forest News LIVE from inside the courtroom**
Judge: "Piggy C. you were caught tryin to murder The Wolf because you claim he has eaten your two brothers. How do you know it was he, who ate your two younger brothers?"
Piggy C: "Your honor we were warned by many people to stay away from The Wolf because he is going to try and eat us and in fact he was successful in eating my two younger brothers."
"The Wolf: "I did not eat your brothers Piggy C, they have been missing and I never had any intentions of eating you or your two brothers."
Piggy C: "You even tried to kill me but my house was too strong for you to be able to break-in. Yes I tried to kill you but any animal would after their two young brothers get eaten by you."
The Wolf: "I have no clue why I am being questioned when I have nothing to do with this. Piggy C you are the one who was caught trying to kill me, not the other way around."
Police Officer: "You honor I caught Piggy C. trying to kill The Wolf while he was walking home. He used the same excuse that The Wolf ate his two younger brothers and he is just tryin to get revenge for it. I just think Piggy C has gone mad because of the loss of his brothers and making up this story."
Judge: "It sure seems that way officer, I will leave it to the jury to decide the verdict of this case. We will take a two hour break and give the jury two hours to make the decision."
Piggy C: "Your honor we were warned by many people to stay away from The Wolf because he is going to try and eat us and in fact he was successful in eating my two younger brothers."
"The Wolf: "I did not eat your brothers Piggy C, they have been missing and I never had any intentions of eating you or your two brothers."
Piggy C: "You even tried to kill me but my house was too strong for you to be able to break-in. Yes I tried to kill you but any animal would after their two young brothers get eaten by you."
The Wolf: "I have no clue why I am being questioned when I have nothing to do with this. Piggy C you are the one who was caught trying to kill me, not the other way around."
Police Officer: "You honor I caught Piggy C. trying to kill The Wolf while he was walking home. He used the same excuse that The Wolf ate his two younger brothers and he is just tryin to get revenge for it. I just think Piggy C has gone mad because of the loss of his brothers and making up this story."
Judge: "It sure seems that way officer, I will leave it to the jury to decide the verdict of this case. We will take a two hour break and give the jury two hours to make the decision."
**After two hours**
Jury Speaker: "We the jury have decided this case in the favor of The Wolf as Piggy C was caught by the police attempting to murder The Wolf and is making false accusation as a cover up."
Judge: "Yes I agree. I order Piggy C to psychiatric therapy for 6 months and he will be re-evaluated again and serve one year in prison. The Wolf is free to walk. Case CLOSED!"
Reporter: "Holy cow we just saw the verdict of the most famous case and you saw it here only at BBC Forest News. Goodbye."
***After serving his time at psychiatric therapy and spending one year in prison, Piggy C was finally free to go. Just as he had been planning all this time while serving his sentence, Piggy C went to The Wolf's house and knocked on the door.***
The Wolf: "Whose there?"
Piggy C: "Its your neighbor, I have brought you some fresh cooked beef."
***The Wolf was so greedy that he opened the door in a hurry and that was the end of him, Piggy C killed The Wolf instantly and ran off to a different forest to spend the rest of his life***
Judge: "Yes I agree. I order Piggy C to psychiatric therapy for 6 months and he will be re-evaluated again and serve one year in prison. The Wolf is free to walk. Case CLOSED!"
Reporter: "Holy cow we just saw the verdict of the most famous case and you saw it here only at BBC Forest News. Goodbye."
***After serving his time at psychiatric therapy and spending one year in prison, Piggy C was finally free to go. Just as he had been planning all this time while serving his sentence, Piggy C went to The Wolf's house and knocked on the door.***
The Wolf: "Whose there?"
Piggy C: "Its your neighbor, I have brought you some fresh cooked beef."
***The Wolf was so greedy that he opened the door in a hurry and that was the end of him, Piggy C killed The Wolf instantly and ran off to a different forest to spend the rest of his life***
THE END
EXCLUSIVE!! Murder of Pigs Family
News Anchor: Hello and good evening everyone. We have shocking news today as we've just received a report that the Pigs family have been murdered, slaughtered in their own home! We are hearing that two pigs, Mr. Piggol and Mr. Piggollo were found dead in their mansion by the police and there was just one survivor, their eldest brother Mr. Pigasus. We have a reporter live on the scene to get you the latest on the situation:
Reporter: Good evening and I am in front of the house in Pigshurst where the horrifying murder took place here in the morning. Officials are still unable to confirm as to exactly how the pigs were killed, let alone finding who committed the crime. But the primary suspect in this case is Mr. Wolf, who is now being held and questioned by the police. We have here and exclusively on this channel a one on one interview with the lone survivor Mr. Pigasus. I have asked him what happened during the grisly murder:
Reporter: Now Mr. Pigagus first of all we feel deep grievances for what happened to your brothers today, it must be devastating?
Mr. Pigasus (crying): It is heartbreaking, I couldn't ever imagine such a thing would happen. I am ruined!
Reporter: Mr. Pigagus can you describe what happened and how did you manage to survive?
Mr. Pigagus: Well I went to the drugstore to get some medicine for my asthma, and when I returned I saw both of my brothers lying on the sofa, with blood dripping from their stomach and face, I was aghast!
Reporter: Now did you see the murderer?
Mr. Pigasus: Well, I did see someone run out the back door, he looked big and tall, with grisly features, Just like Mr. Wolf!!
Reporter: Now do you believe he committed the crime?
Mr. Pigasus: Well who else could it be? Mr. Wolf have been targeting us ever since we moved in here, I even saw him in the house!
Reporter: Now we have just heard from Mr. Pigagus the shocking event that occurred and that he believes Mr. Wolf is responsible for the death of his brothers. Now I have Mr. Wolf here with me who is currently handcuffed by the police:
Reporter: Now Mr. Wolf you know you are the primary suspect in this case?
Mr. Wolf: Primary suspect? heck they think I am the murderer! I wasn't even close to the pig's house this morning. You could even ask my wife, I was visiting my parents house, and I got caught up in this mess!
Reporter: But Mr. Pigasus said he saw you run out the back door from their mansion this morning after the killing?
Mr. Wolf: That's a lie! A cold blooded lie to frame me! If I was there and I did kill the two, it would be stupid not to kill the other one wouldn't it, especially if he did see me?
Reporter: But Mr. Pigagus said you targeted them several times since they moved there.
Mr. Wolf: I didn't do anything to them! I didn't like them nor hate them. And since Mr. Pigasus is trying to frame me, I think he might have something to do with the killing!
Reporter: Mr. Pigasus would kill his own two brothers?
Mr. Wolf: Brothers are killing brothers everyday, everywhere. Its not even special anymore. Listen, I knew Mr. Pigasus is the malicious one, he probably killed his brothers so he could inherit all his fathers land instead of sharing them with his brothers. Greed is the winner here, and I, just might be the loser.
Reporter: Well we have just heard a compelling case from Mr. wolf there as he said he was being framed by Mr. Pigasus and that the real murderer might be Mr. Pigasus himself so that he could claim all his father's land! Well that's it for tonight on P.I.G Report and we will bring you more on the case tomorrow as Mr. Wolf is expected to go on trial. Good Night!
Reporter: Good evening and I am in front of the house in Pigshurst where the horrifying murder took place here in the morning. Officials are still unable to confirm as to exactly how the pigs were killed, let alone finding who committed the crime. But the primary suspect in this case is Mr. Wolf, who is now being held and questioned by the police. We have here and exclusively on this channel a one on one interview with the lone survivor Mr. Pigasus. I have asked him what happened during the grisly murder:
Reporter: Now Mr. Pigagus first of all we feel deep grievances for what happened to your brothers today, it must be devastating?
Mr. Pigasus (crying): It is heartbreaking, I couldn't ever imagine such a thing would happen. I am ruined!
Reporter: Mr. Pigagus can you describe what happened and how did you manage to survive?
Mr. Pigagus: Well I went to the drugstore to get some medicine for my asthma, and when I returned I saw both of my brothers lying on the sofa, with blood dripping from their stomach and face, I was aghast!
Reporter: Now did you see the murderer?
Mr. Pigasus: Well, I did see someone run out the back door, he looked big and tall, with grisly features, Just like Mr. Wolf!!
Reporter: Now do you believe he committed the crime?
Mr. Pigasus: Well who else could it be? Mr. Wolf have been targeting us ever since we moved in here, I even saw him in the house!
Reporter: Now we have just heard from Mr. Pigagus the shocking event that occurred and that he believes Mr. Wolf is responsible for the death of his brothers. Now I have Mr. Wolf here with me who is currently handcuffed by the police:
Reporter: Now Mr. Wolf you know you are the primary suspect in this case?
Mr. Wolf: Primary suspect? heck they think I am the murderer! I wasn't even close to the pig's house this morning. You could even ask my wife, I was visiting my parents house, and I got caught up in this mess!
Reporter: But Mr. Pigasus said he saw you run out the back door from their mansion this morning after the killing?
Mr. Wolf: That's a lie! A cold blooded lie to frame me! If I was there and I did kill the two, it would be stupid not to kill the other one wouldn't it, especially if he did see me?
Reporter: But Mr. Pigagus said you targeted them several times since they moved there.
Mr. Wolf: I didn't do anything to them! I didn't like them nor hate them. And since Mr. Pigasus is trying to frame me, I think he might have something to do with the killing!
Reporter: Mr. Pigasus would kill his own two brothers?
Mr. Wolf: Brothers are killing brothers everyday, everywhere. Its not even special anymore. Listen, I knew Mr. Pigasus is the malicious one, he probably killed his brothers so he could inherit all his fathers land instead of sharing them with his brothers. Greed is the winner here, and I, just might be the loser.
Reporter: Well we have just heard a compelling case from Mr. wolf there as he said he was being framed by Mr. Pigasus and that the real murderer might be Mr. Pigasus himself so that he could claim all his father's land! Well that's it for tonight on P.I.G Report and we will bring you more on the case tomorrow as Mr. Wolf is expected to go on trial. Good Night!
Breaking News: Pig Family killed in the Huntington Jungle
Reporter: Good Morning everyone I am Ibaha Ayub, reporting the breaking news that occurred last night. The pig family in the Huntington jungle has been found dead this morning. Evidence show that the pig family was killed last night. The accused murderer is of now is Big Wolf of the Huntington Jungle. Police and investigators are investing and questioning the Big Wolf about the incident. After further inquiry I will give you the latest updates. So, everyone please do not flip your channels I will be right back with you with more news.
*Commercial*
Reporter: Welcome back to Fox News with me Ibaha. Since the accuser has been in the police station let us go there and see what the situation right now is.
Police: Big Wolf, would you like to share why did you murder the pig family?
Big Wolf: I did not murder them. People always suspect me.
Police: The Big Bear in the jungle has seen you crossing the road near the Pig’s family last night. Why did you go there?
Big Wolf: UMmmmmm actually I just went there for a walk.
Police: OKKKKK…But the scarf and a chain we found have an acronym of BW. That could be no one else’s except yours, as your name says Big Wolf.
Big Wolf: Wellllll. Just only the locket has BW on it does not mean that it has to be mine. It could also be others too.
Police: Well there is no one in the jungle whose name has a BW acronym as the investigation shows. I am sure you are the murderer.
Big Wolf: Hell NO!! (screamed)..You can not say that.
Reporter: Suddenly a raccoon entered the police office:
Raccoon: Officer, I have the proof that this guy, Big Wolf actually killed the Pig family.
Police: Do you have any proofs. How are you so sure?
Raccoon: Look at these pictures. Big Wolf when he entered the pig’s house last night I saw from the window that he was killing the family. Luckily I had my camera with me, so I clicked some pictures. But when I saw it I became so nervous that I screamed out loud. Big Wolf seeing me took me and tied me to a tree. Later I got out with my friends help and came here. Thank God I am here early or else this rascal Big Wolf would have gone free without any punishment. He should be killed.
Police: OMG!! Put him into the jail. Right now.
Reporter: He was taken into the lock up right away. Later the police inquired and the wolf confessed that he was the murderer.
Police: So, why did you murder them?
Big Wolf: Well, they were becoming richer in this poor town. I also wanted money. And when I went into their house, I asked for money and they did not give me what I wanted. That is the reason I murdered their whole family, the father, mother, and the son.
Reporter: As you all can see, BW is the murderer and he will be taken to court and will be given punishment by the court since he murdered a whole family without any valid reason. So, this is the news and the news time is up… so everyone this is me Ibaha saying bye Fox News.
*Commercial*
Reporter: Welcome back to Fox News with me Ibaha. Since the accuser has been in the police station let us go there and see what the situation right now is.
Police: Big Wolf, would you like to share why did you murder the pig family?
Big Wolf: I did not murder them. People always suspect me.
Police: The Big Bear in the jungle has seen you crossing the road near the Pig’s family last night. Why did you go there?
Big Wolf: UMmmmmm actually I just went there for a walk.
Police: OKKKKK…But the scarf and a chain we found have an acronym of BW. That could be no one else’s except yours, as your name says Big Wolf.
Big Wolf: Wellllll. Just only the locket has BW on it does not mean that it has to be mine. It could also be others too.
Police: Well there is no one in the jungle whose name has a BW acronym as the investigation shows. I am sure you are the murderer.
Big Wolf: Hell NO!! (screamed)..You can not say that.
Reporter: Suddenly a raccoon entered the police office:
Raccoon: Officer, I have the proof that this guy, Big Wolf actually killed the Pig family.
Police: Do you have any proofs. How are you so sure?
Raccoon: Look at these pictures. Big Wolf when he entered the pig’s house last night I saw from the window that he was killing the family. Luckily I had my camera with me, so I clicked some pictures. But when I saw it I became so nervous that I screamed out loud. Big Wolf seeing me took me and tied me to a tree. Later I got out with my friends help and came here. Thank God I am here early or else this rascal Big Wolf would have gone free without any punishment. He should be killed.
Police: OMG!! Put him into the jail. Right now.
Reporter: He was taken into the lock up right away. Later the police inquired and the wolf confessed that he was the murderer.
Police: So, why did you murder them?
Big Wolf: Well, they were becoming richer in this poor town. I also wanted money. And when I went into their house, I asked for money and they did not give me what I wanted. That is the reason I murdered their whole family, the father, mother, and the son.
Reporter: As you all can see, BW is the murderer and he will be taken to court and will be given punishment by the court since he murdered a whole family without any valid reason. So, this is the news and the news time is up… so everyone this is me Ibaha saying bye Fox News.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Interview between reporter and Mrs. Pig.
Reporter: Good morning. Welcome to “Shocking News” broadcasted on 5th channel every Saturday. As you know, there was a horrible attack between Mrs. Pig’s sisters and Wolf last night. As a result, Mrs. Pig’s sisters were murdered by a cruel and cold blood attacker Wolf. Today, I invited Mrs. Pig to interview her and we also want to know what’s going on. Good morning, Mrs. Little Pig. How are you today?
Mrs. Pigs: I’m fine, but still felt shocked about my sisters’ death.
Reporter: First, let’s me sympathy with your sadness. Thank you for your coming here this morning. I have some questions regarding of the attack. Can you tell the audience what happened to your sisters?
Mrs. Pig: when I went to my sisters’ house, everything was so messy as if there was a brutal fighting which had just happened. My sisters were murdered by Wolf who had cold blood and had no personality. I cannot use any words to say about him.
Reporter: why don’t you think that your sister died for another reason such as suicide?
Mrs. Pig: No, no, no. It’s impossible. We are a happy family and no reasons caused them upset which leads to the death.
Reporter: Let’s me ask you this one. You seemed to be very sure that the attacker of your sisters was Wolf but nobody else.
Mrs. Pig: Yes, I’m sure. I knew Wolf since my mother was still alive. He was still a dangerous threat since we were young. He attempted to attack and eat my sisters because it’s easy for him to get in their houses. Unfortunately, he was unsuccessful to kill me. I’m still survived to expose his crime to the judge.
Reporter: What did the judge say about your case?
Mrs. Pig: I won. Of course, I showed the judge all the evidence how Wolf killed my sisters. He was sentenced into the jail for the rest of his life. I’m so glad when the judge made a right decision. I still believe that whatever you did something wrong, you have to be punished by the laws.
Reporter: I’m also happy to hear about that. Thank you so much for sharing your story. Hope you feel better soon. For more updated information, you can visit our website: www. Shockingnews.com. It’s time for another meeting show. I have to say goodbye, to you and to all of you watching television
Mrs. Pigs: I’m fine, but still felt shocked about my sisters’ death.
Reporter: First, let’s me sympathy with your sadness. Thank you for your coming here this morning. I have some questions regarding of the attack. Can you tell the audience what happened to your sisters?
Mrs. Pig: when I went to my sisters’ house, everything was so messy as if there was a brutal fighting which had just happened. My sisters were murdered by Wolf who had cold blood and had no personality. I cannot use any words to say about him.
Reporter: why don’t you think that your sister died for another reason such as suicide?
Mrs. Pig: No, no, no. It’s impossible. We are a happy family and no reasons caused them upset which leads to the death.
Reporter: Let’s me ask you this one. You seemed to be very sure that the attacker of your sisters was Wolf but nobody else.
Mrs. Pig: Yes, I’m sure. I knew Wolf since my mother was still alive. He was still a dangerous threat since we were young. He attempted to attack and eat my sisters because it’s easy for him to get in their houses. Unfortunately, he was unsuccessful to kill me. I’m still survived to expose his crime to the judge.
Reporter: What did the judge say about your case?
Mrs. Pig: I won. Of course, I showed the judge all the evidence how Wolf killed my sisters. He was sentenced into the jail for the rest of his life. I’m so glad when the judge made a right decision. I still believe that whatever you did something wrong, you have to be punished by the laws.
Reporter: I’m also happy to hear about that. Thank you so much for sharing your story. Hope you feel better soon. For more updated information, you can visit our website: www. Shockingnews.com. It’s time for another meeting show. I have to say goodbye, to you and to all of you watching television
Black Forest 5 News
Reporter*: Good evening animals of the Black Forest! You are watching Black Forest 5 news. My name is Lina Rabbit and this is a special news report about the A.Wolf murder trial which is expected to begin in 4 days. Alexander T. Wolf, also known as Al, is accused of murder of two members of the well-know Big Pig family. Pig the First and Pig the Second were tragically killed and eaten while resting in their homes. It was found by investigators that the wolf was using a special technique called “huffing & puffing.” More details on the technique will be available after the investigation is completed. This murder drew attention of all the animals that currently live and work on the territory of the Black forest. Some animals, including other members of the Big Pig family, are planning to move to a neighborhood forest, where the wolves’ community is not developed yet.
One of our reporters was granted a right to personally interview the defendant, A. Wolf.
Mary Fox was able to get more details on the murder of two pigs. Alexander T. Wolf gladly agreed to answer our questions.
Do not go anywhere. We will be right back with the thrilling interview with Alexander T. Wolf.
Reporter* Mary Fox: Good evening everybody! My name is Mary Fox and today we are at the federal court of the Black Forest which is located near the Smelly Green Pond. Alexander Wolf will answer the questions related to the pigs’ murder.
[The defendant is entering the room]
Reporter* Mary Fox: Hello Ms. Wolf. Thank you for allowing us to hold this interview today.
Ms. Wolf: Hello…My pleasure. You can call me Al.
Reporter* Mary Fox: As you wish, Ms. Al. Let’s start our interview.
Ms. Wolf: Please… I do not feel good today. I can recover from my recent cold.
Reporter* Mary Fox: I have my first question for you. The recent death of two pigs threatened the population of the entire forest. Ms. Al, why did you kill two innocent pigs?
Ms. Wolf: Well….Why do you think it was me? I am a good wolf. I have been living in the Black Forest since the old granny brought me here. I obey all the rules and regulations of the forest. And I do not visit the pigs’ neighborhood at all.
Reporter* Mary Fox: Ms. Wolf, the evidence found by the investigators states opposite.
You were seeing by two old squirrels walking toward the lawn of the pigs on March 20th.
How do you explain this?
Ms. Wolf: I knew it…Ohh…(sneezing) So that day I decided to surprise my old granny by baking a cake made of freshly killed pigs…I am sorry…sorry… I mean only fine ingredients. When I rolled dough for the cake I realized that I was one of sugar. The forest bazaar was already closed, so I had no choice but to ask my close neighbors, pigs, for a cup of sugar…(sneezing again)
Reporter* Mary Fox: Bless you Ms. Al. And what was next?
Ms. Wolf: Well… I grabbed an empty cup from the shelf in my kitchen and went in the direction of three little pigs’ property…
Reporter* Mary Fox: Did you have in mind to cook a pie with fresh pork meat?
Ms. Wolf: Ohh no… I am a vegetarian. And well…(pause)
Reporter* Mary Fox: But you can not leave without meat of little animals, right Ms. Wolf. That was the main reason why you killed two pigs!!!
Ms. Wolf: Well… It was… I mean I am a wild animal, but a vegetarian. I have no addiction to meat.
Reporter* Mary Fox: It is proved by the Rabbits Nutrition Institute that wolves can not live without meat for a long time. A wolf which was used for this experiment was dead within few days because of too many vegetables eaten.
Ms. Wolf: Oh poor one. It is in our genes. We are born hunters. And it is not related to me personally but occasionally I want some … (pause)
Reporter* Mary Fox: You want to eat a small animal! Please continue.
Ms. Wolf: But would you like to have food wasted? Our economy is in a difficult situation. I have to count every black forest penny.
Reporter* Mary Fox: As I understand, the poor state of economy provoked you to commit this murder.
Ms. Wolf: They were dead. I did not kill them on purpose. I just wanted to borrow some sugar for my granny’s birthday cake. And it was not my fault that the pigs were so inexperienced builders. Do you think a house built of straw or sticks will resist my severe sneezing cold? I sneezed only two times… So I could not have two ham portions of dinner to get wasted…I am not guilty…
[The prison officer is pointing to the clock hanging on the wall. Ms Wolf is leaving the room.]
Reporter* Mary Fox: I am afraid our time is up. Now it is hard to tell whether it was a coincidence or a planned in advance murder, the judges of the Black Forest will make a right decision. Now we can have a good sleep while the murderer is behind bars. Nobody knows who could be his next victim if not the brave old squirrels.
Thank you for watching Black Forest 5 news.
One of our reporters was granted a right to personally interview the defendant, A. Wolf.
Mary Fox was able to get more details on the murder of two pigs. Alexander T. Wolf gladly agreed to answer our questions.
Do not go anywhere. We will be right back with the thrilling interview with Alexander T. Wolf.
Reporter* Mary Fox: Good evening everybody! My name is Mary Fox and today we are at the federal court of the Black Forest which is located near the Smelly Green Pond. Alexander Wolf will answer the questions related to the pigs’ murder.
[The defendant is entering the room]
Reporter* Mary Fox: Hello Ms. Wolf. Thank you for allowing us to hold this interview today.
Ms. Wolf: Hello…My pleasure. You can call me Al.
Reporter* Mary Fox: As you wish, Ms. Al. Let’s start our interview.
Ms. Wolf: Please… I do not feel good today. I can recover from my recent cold.
Reporter* Mary Fox: I have my first question for you. The recent death of two pigs threatened the population of the entire forest. Ms. Al, why did you kill two innocent pigs?
Ms. Wolf: Well….Why do you think it was me? I am a good wolf. I have been living in the Black Forest since the old granny brought me here. I obey all the rules and regulations of the forest. And I do not visit the pigs’ neighborhood at all.
Reporter* Mary Fox: Ms. Wolf, the evidence found by the investigators states opposite.
You were seeing by two old squirrels walking toward the lawn of the pigs on March 20th.
How do you explain this?
Ms. Wolf: I knew it…Ohh…(sneezing) So that day I decided to surprise my old granny by baking a cake made of freshly killed pigs…I am sorry…sorry… I mean only fine ingredients. When I rolled dough for the cake I realized that I was one of sugar. The forest bazaar was already closed, so I had no choice but to ask my close neighbors, pigs, for a cup of sugar…(sneezing again)
Reporter* Mary Fox: Bless you Ms. Al. And what was next?
Ms. Wolf: Well… I grabbed an empty cup from the shelf in my kitchen and went in the direction of three little pigs’ property…
Reporter* Mary Fox: Did you have in mind to cook a pie with fresh pork meat?
Ms. Wolf: Ohh no… I am a vegetarian. And well…(pause)
Reporter* Mary Fox: But you can not leave without meat of little animals, right Ms. Wolf. That was the main reason why you killed two pigs!!!
Ms. Wolf: Well… It was… I mean I am a wild animal, but a vegetarian. I have no addiction to meat.
Reporter* Mary Fox: It is proved by the Rabbits Nutrition Institute that wolves can not live without meat for a long time. A wolf which was used for this experiment was dead within few days because of too many vegetables eaten.
Ms. Wolf: Oh poor one. It is in our genes. We are born hunters. And it is not related to me personally but occasionally I want some … (pause)
Reporter* Mary Fox: You want to eat a small animal! Please continue.
Ms. Wolf: But would you like to have food wasted? Our economy is in a difficult situation. I have to count every black forest penny.
Reporter* Mary Fox: As I understand, the poor state of economy provoked you to commit this murder.
Ms. Wolf: They were dead. I did not kill them on purpose. I just wanted to borrow some sugar for my granny’s birthday cake. And it was not my fault that the pigs were so inexperienced builders. Do you think a house built of straw or sticks will resist my severe sneezing cold? I sneezed only two times… So I could not have two ham portions of dinner to get wasted…I am not guilty…
[The prison officer is pointing to the clock hanging on the wall. Ms Wolf is leaving the room.]
Reporter* Mary Fox: I am afraid our time is up. Now it is hard to tell whether it was a coincidence or a planned in advance murder, the judges of the Black Forest will make a right decision. Now we can have a good sleep while the murderer is behind bars. Nobody knows who could be his next victim if not the brave old squirrels.
Thank you for watching Black Forest 5 news.
Forest News Live Report
Reporter: Good afternoon, everyone! This is Bunny Feng Feng, live reporting for Forest News. I am right in the front of the Highest Court of the Forest waiting. In about 5 minutes, the final judgment of the murder case of Pigs brothers and Mr. Wolf will be announced. Now, the plaintiff, Mr. Pig III who is only survival of Pig’s Family and defendant, Mr. Wolf are in sight the court. Just be patient, after the commercial, we will be right back.
Commercial
Reporter: It has been 10 minutes and the court should be ended five minutes ago. But we still don’t see Mr. Pig III. ( A staff appeared up in the screen, whispered in the reporter’s ear.) Okay, we just got the message from the court that the final judgment is Mr. Wolf is legally acquit…Oh, look,Mr. Pig III is over there!( Reporter Bunny Feng immediately leaps up to Mr. Pig III)
Hi. Mr.Pig III What do you think of the final judgment?
Mr. Pig III (lowers his head.): It’s unbelievable a murder who cruelly killed others got released. I just don’t get it. I have nothing to say. Just,…it’s not fair. Nothing is fair in the world. How dare he distort all the facts. He killed my brothers, he deserves to die!!!!
Reporter: He? Mr. Wolf?? So you think he lied at the court?
Mr. Pig III: Yes. He made up a whole story saying he was innocent. He said both of my brothers were hypocrites. He said they stole other animals’ furniture to their own house. They robbed foods from other animals too. One day they come to Mr. Wolf’s house, and stole all the food he hunted and unfortunately got caught when Mr. Wolf right stepped in his house. Then they got in to a big fight and…Even though he got evidence but he must be lying it.
Reporter: Wow…this is unbelievable. We all know the Pig’s family have a good reputation in our forest.
Mr. Pig III: Yes. I love my family although we haven’t been live together for a while, but I still miss my brothers. I still remember how they treated me benevolently when I was so little and naive. They brought me to see other nice forest outside. They always gave me the biggest piece of food. They….( Pig III ‘s tears chocks his words)
Reporter: So you said Mr. Wolf has some evidence?
Mr.Pig III: I don’t believe the evidence. The police gathered some finger prints and dried blood of brothers’ and Wolf’s and something and concluded Wolf’s testimony was reliable. And some witnesses even confirmed my brothers did steal their food before. I think they must have been threatened by Wolf… The judges are idiots! They all lied. They just hate Pigs. He killed my brothers. He did……Why!!Not fair! I should have killed him!!( Mr. Pig III totally breaks down and faints on the ground.)
Commercial again
Reporter: Mr. Pig III is now on ambulance to forest hospital. What will Mr. Pig III’s life be after he lost everything? Please keep checking with us tomorrow. This is Bunny Feng live reporting for Forest News.
Commercial
Reporter: It has been 10 minutes and the court should be ended five minutes ago. But we still don’t see Mr. Pig III. ( A staff appeared up in the screen, whispered in the reporter’s ear.) Okay, we just got the message from the court that the final judgment is Mr. Wolf is legally acquit…Oh, look,Mr. Pig III is over there!( Reporter Bunny Feng immediately leaps up to Mr. Pig III)
Hi. Mr.Pig III What do you think of the final judgment?
Mr. Pig III (lowers his head.): It’s unbelievable a murder who cruelly killed others got released. I just don’t get it. I have nothing to say. Just,…it’s not fair. Nothing is fair in the world. How dare he distort all the facts. He killed my brothers, he deserves to die!!!!
Reporter: He? Mr. Wolf?? So you think he lied at the court?
Mr. Pig III: Yes. He made up a whole story saying he was innocent. He said both of my brothers were hypocrites. He said they stole other animals’ furniture to their own house. They robbed foods from other animals too. One day they come to Mr. Wolf’s house, and stole all the food he hunted and unfortunately got caught when Mr. Wolf right stepped in his house. Then they got in to a big fight and…Even though he got evidence but he must be lying it.
Reporter: Wow…this is unbelievable. We all know the Pig’s family have a good reputation in our forest.
Mr. Pig III: Yes. I love my family although we haven’t been live together for a while, but I still miss my brothers. I still remember how they treated me benevolently when I was so little and naive. They brought me to see other nice forest outside. They always gave me the biggest piece of food. They….( Pig III ‘s tears chocks his words)
Reporter: So you said Mr. Wolf has some evidence?
Mr.Pig III: I don’t believe the evidence. The police gathered some finger prints and dried blood of brothers’ and Wolf’s and something and concluded Wolf’s testimony was reliable. And some witnesses even confirmed my brothers did steal their food before. I think they must have been threatened by Wolf… The judges are idiots! They all lied. They just hate Pigs. He killed my brothers. He did……Why!!Not fair! I should have killed him!!( Mr. Pig III totally breaks down and faints on the ground.)
Commercial again
Reporter: Mr. Pig III is now on ambulance to forest hospital. What will Mr. Pig III’s life be after he lost everything? Please keep checking with us tomorrow. This is Bunny Feng live reporting for Forest News.
The Three Little Pigs Trial
Reporter: "Hello everyone this is Jonathan reporting live on CNN. We have breaking news, I am standing right now outside of the courtroom where the trial of Mr. Pig Vs. Mr. Wolf is taking place right now. The story of the trial is as follows; Mr. Pig claims that Mr. Wolf ate two of his brothers and tried to eat him also. He claims that him and his two brothers all built a separate house in which to protect themselves from being eaten by Mr. Wolf. Despite their efforts, Mr. Wolf was able to eat Mr. Pig's two brothers and was unsuccessful in his attempt to eat the last of them, the survivor, Mr. Pig. Mr. Pig devastated by his loss, could not do anything to retaliate for he is weaker so he seeks justice now from the criminal court. Mr. Wolf is denying all such charges and claims that he is very peaceful and friendly."
~~~~The reporters are allowed in the courtroom where the trial is taking place~~~~
Mr. Pig: "Ladies and gentleman, your honor, Mr. Wolf, also known as "The Big Bad Wolf" of the jungle, ate my two older brothers and tried to eat my but thankfully my house was built with bricks and iron so I managed to survive"
Mr. Wolf: "I have done no such thing, I am very kind and friendly, in fact I was good friends with the mother of Mr. Pig's family, who has died recently from illness."
Mr. Pig: "That is a LIE! Our mother had warned us all to stay away from you because you will try to eat us and you managed to eat my two brothers because their houses were not strong enough to keep you out!"
Mr. Wolf: "That is not true at all, I actually helped your brothers build their houses. I think you are making accusations towards me because you are going through a tough time. Maybe it was you who killed your brothers out of jealousy."
~~~~The courtroom is shocked after Mr. Wolf's last response~~~~
Mr. Pig: "That is an absolute lie, I loved my brothers and have always been close to them, I would never even think about hurting them! You are just mad because you couldn't eat me HA HA HA HA HA (mocking) look at you making excuses to save yourself, PATHETIC!"
Just as Mr. Pig said that, Mr. Wolf lost his cool and couldn't hold his anger anymore so he charged at Mr. Pig in an attempt to eat him while saying: "You are right and now I will get my wish and eat you too MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" As Mr. Wolf got near Mr. Pig four police officers held him down and cuffed him.
The Judge: "Very well then Mr. Wolf it is clear that all accusations against you were try and you also tried to eat Mr. Pig in front of everyone. You are charged with the murder of Mr. Pigs two brothers, and an attempt to murder Mr. Pig himself. Now take the wolf away and lock him up for good!"
Reporter: "Oh my god, did everyone see what just happened? Well all I can say is goodbye Mr. Wolf, into jail you go to pay for your crimes. This is Jonathan and you saw this trial live only at CNN. Thank You for joining us!"
~~~~Mr. Pig, still sad about the loss of his brothers but happy that justice is served and Mr. Wolf is sentenced to life in prison, goes home and lives a normal life without any fear of Mr. Wolf.~~~~
~~~~The reporters are allowed in the courtroom where the trial is taking place~~~~
Mr. Pig: "Ladies and gentleman, your honor, Mr. Wolf, also known as "The Big Bad Wolf" of the jungle, ate my two older brothers and tried to eat my but thankfully my house was built with bricks and iron so I managed to survive"
Mr. Wolf: "I have done no such thing, I am very kind and friendly, in fact I was good friends with the mother of Mr. Pig's family, who has died recently from illness."
Mr. Pig: "That is a LIE! Our mother had warned us all to stay away from you because you will try to eat us and you managed to eat my two brothers because their houses were not strong enough to keep you out!"
Mr. Wolf: "That is not true at all, I actually helped your brothers build their houses. I think you are making accusations towards me because you are going through a tough time. Maybe it was you who killed your brothers out of jealousy."
~~~~The courtroom is shocked after Mr. Wolf's last response~~~~
Mr. Pig: "That is an absolute lie, I loved my brothers and have always been close to them, I would never even think about hurting them! You are just mad because you couldn't eat me HA HA HA HA HA (mocking) look at you making excuses to save yourself, PATHETIC!"
Just as Mr. Pig said that, Mr. Wolf lost his cool and couldn't hold his anger anymore so he charged at Mr. Pig in an attempt to eat him while saying: "You are right and now I will get my wish and eat you too MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" As Mr. Wolf got near Mr. Pig four police officers held him down and cuffed him.
The Judge: "Very well then Mr. Wolf it is clear that all accusations against you were try and you also tried to eat Mr. Pig in front of everyone. You are charged with the murder of Mr. Pigs two brothers, and an attempt to murder Mr. Pig himself. Now take the wolf away and lock him up for good!"
Reporter: "Oh my god, did everyone see what just happened? Well all I can say is goodbye Mr. Wolf, into jail you go to pay for your crimes. This is Jonathan and you saw this trial live only at CNN. Thank You for joining us!"
~~~~Mr. Pig, still sad about the loss of his brothers but happy that justice is served and Mr. Wolf is sentenced to life in prison, goes home and lives a normal life without any fear of Mr. Wolf.~~~~
~~~~THE END~~~
Newly News
The surviving pig is sobbing in the front of his brick house. There are many animals around him and ask if there is anything they can help.
Reporter: Hello Mr. Piggy. This is AHEAD NEWS. Why do you sound so sad, is there anything happened to you?
Surviving Piggy: Oh, there is nothing more brutal and cruel story can happen in this world like this. My whole family is suddenly gone, except me. My two innocent brothers, they were killed and eaten by the cold-blooded wolf, and he was trying to kill me, too. Luckily, I was able to survive by my wisdom and alertness. Although I am alive, I am still frightened and feel hopeless. I cannot predict the exact date of that cold blood wolf’s next visit. I can not live peacefully as long as the wolf is still alive. Isn’t that unfair? We are all the citizens of Animal Garden, but why we have such different in rights. He is live with his happiness, because he has authority to killing. Then we are live with scared and hopeless. Isn’t that unfair? I am so angry about this unequal animal right. I am so anger. ( Piggy’s face turn in red, and agitated of emotion)
Reporter: Calm down, clam down, Mr. Piggy. I am so sad to hear that you suffered from your brothers’ death. I believe you can defeat the authority of killing at someday in the future. (Face up camera) Now, audience let’s look at the wolf side story.
------Take few minutes to traveling
Reporter: Hello, Mr. Wolf. Can you explain to me why the piggy said that you ate his two brothers?
Mr. Wolf: Wait a second! Why did you come here to ask this stupid question? I, as a supreme and dignified wolf, it is his pleasure that I am interesting in pork. Yes, I ate them, what then. Is he trying to eat me back? (Laughing) wolf eat meats, everybody knows that. Don’t you believe that piggies exist in the world just for predator’s needs? So, don’t take too serious.
Reporter: Mr. Piggy is considered to judge you for the authority of killing in the court. He is trying to ask for equal right of all citizens.
Mr. Wolf: Oh, that is funny. I don’t believe that the weakest animal can throw off my power. There are so many meat eaters in the Animal Garden, how is it possible that this small piggy has the power to throw off the authorities of us, never OK. The leader of Animal Garden is not foolish. He knows the importance of us and the uselessness of piggy.
Reporter: OK, Thank you for your time Mr. Wolf. (Face to camera) After listening to both sides of opinions, I think our audiences also have some suggestions to them. So welcome to call us 24 hours a day and leave your comments. AHEAD NEWS will continue to follow-up the case of PIGGY VS. WOLF. So, see you next time.
Reporter: Hello Mr. Piggy. This is AHEAD NEWS. Why do you sound so sad, is there anything happened to you?
Surviving Piggy: Oh, there is nothing more brutal and cruel story can happen in this world like this. My whole family is suddenly gone, except me. My two innocent brothers, they were killed and eaten by the cold-blooded wolf, and he was trying to kill me, too. Luckily, I was able to survive by my wisdom and alertness. Although I am alive, I am still frightened and feel hopeless. I cannot predict the exact date of that cold blood wolf’s next visit. I can not live peacefully as long as the wolf is still alive. Isn’t that unfair? We are all the citizens of Animal Garden, but why we have such different in rights. He is live with his happiness, because he has authority to killing. Then we are live with scared and hopeless. Isn’t that unfair? I am so angry about this unequal animal right. I am so anger. ( Piggy’s face turn in red, and agitated of emotion)
Reporter: Calm down, clam down, Mr. Piggy. I am so sad to hear that you suffered from your brothers’ death. I believe you can defeat the authority of killing at someday in the future. (Face up camera) Now, audience let’s look at the wolf side story.
------Take few minutes to traveling
Reporter: Hello, Mr. Wolf. Can you explain to me why the piggy said that you ate his two brothers?
Mr. Wolf: Wait a second! Why did you come here to ask this stupid question? I, as a supreme and dignified wolf, it is his pleasure that I am interesting in pork. Yes, I ate them, what then. Is he trying to eat me back? (Laughing) wolf eat meats, everybody knows that. Don’t you believe that piggies exist in the world just for predator’s needs? So, don’t take too serious.
Reporter: Mr. Piggy is considered to judge you for the authority of killing in the court. He is trying to ask for equal right of all citizens.
Mr. Wolf: Oh, that is funny. I don’t believe that the weakest animal can throw off my power. There are so many meat eaters in the Animal Garden, how is it possible that this small piggy has the power to throw off the authorities of us, never OK. The leader of Animal Garden is not foolish. He knows the importance of us and the uselessness of piggy.
Reporter: OK, Thank you for your time Mr. Wolf. (Face to camera) After listening to both sides of opinions, I think our audiences also have some suggestions to them. So welcome to call us 24 hours a day and leave your comments. AHEAD NEWS will continue to follow-up the case of PIGGY VS. WOLF. So, see you next time.
Reporter: Hello, Good morning everyone. I'm Dana and today I will report from the Supreme Court in Down Town NY. Here we come for the special day for the judgment of the law of the jungle. I am now, in front of the courtroom and waiting for Mr. Jason Pig and the Mr. David Wolf to come out. Meanwhile, I will explain about the story a little bit deeply for someone who never hard of this tragically news. This bad incident happened a while ago. Mr. Pig survived from the murder, Mr.Wolf. The judgement leaning to Mr. Pig because the murder Wolf killed Mr. Pig's brothers by cruelly and ironically. Mr. Pig miraculously survived however he could not accept the sad incident so that Mr. Pig was keep trying to kill Mr. Wolf but he was incredibly strong and Mr. Pig ended up got caught by the police. Which one would you think will win? It's been very long trial.
(after 10mins).. Here is Mr. Pig comes! Hello Mr.Pig, how did the trial go?
Mr. Pig: I won! I confessed everything honestly and the judgment finally agreed to what I did! Basically I didn't kill anyone but Mr.Wolf killed two of my lovely brothers. That was ridiculously sad incident for me. Anyway I am very happy to get my honer back.
Reporter: I am very happy for you too. Hold on one second Mr. Pig. Finally Mr. Wolf came out! Let's hear his complaint. Hello Mr. Wolf, how do you think about this judgement?
Mr. Wolf: I didn't do anything bad. I had to survive myself too so I do not consider this incident as a murder. We all have eat to survive, you guys all go to grocery shopping right? I just did exactly same thing in different way. Is it bad?
Reporter: oh well.. Killing someone consider as a murder, isn't it?
Mr.Wolf: If you say so and if the chief justice Mr. Elephant says that I was wrong then I will punished of this crime.
Reporter: I am very happy that you made your decisions. Mr. Pig, Mr. Wolf finally admit his sin.
Mr.Pig: I still cannot forgive what he did to my brothers but I feel better at least he admitted it.
Reporter: I hope Mr. Wolf compensates what he did. It seems like this incident closed. Thank you for all to watching and I will see you later soon. Have a good evening.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Reporter: We are standing here in front of the Tree Forest Supreme Court where Alexander T Wolf, the defendant, has been charge with the murder of the little two pigs and the attempted murder of the third little pig. The court is now in session and the Honorable Judge Bear is presiding. The defendant, Mr. Wolf has been on the witness stand all morning telling is verse of the events. While, the third little pig sits with an open mouth and stun gaze on his face. It appears, that the jury is buying Mr. Wolf’s version of the events as he sit here spinning his web of deceit. Here is some footage from inside the courtroom.
Mr. Wolf: (cleaning his glasses with a napkin) this is all a terrible misunderstanding. I did not murder the little pigs all I did was just have some dinner. They died from natural causes.
Judge Bear: Mr. Wolf what exactly do you call natural causes.
Mr. Wolf: Well, (he pauses a few minutes before answering the question). Judge it appears the two little pigs each had a heart attack. As I said before, they were both dead as doornails before I ate them. Therefore, I could not have murdered them.
Judge Bear: And what of the third little pig claim.
Mr. Wolf: another terrible misunderstanding, I am afraid (this time removing a napkin from his breast pocket to wipe his face). Mr. Pig had said something bad about my dear old granny, so of course went the police came they saw me trying to break down his the door.
Judge Bear: What about all that huffing and puffing that they witness.
Mr. Wolf: because I had been suffering from a horrible cold that day, I was huffing and puffing sneezing, and making a real scene and that is what they saw. I swear.
Reporter: The Jurors all started nodding their heads as if they were in agreement with Mr. Wolf. When suddenly third little pig jumped up and started screaming.
Pig: LAIR! LAIR! LAIR!
Judge Bear: Mr. Pig please control yourself another such outburst and I will call a mistrial. This court is in recess.
Reporter: Here comes the third little pig. Mr. Pig do you have anything say about that earlier outburst in the courtroom.
Pig: I had to do something to break the spell that he was about to cast over the jurors.
Reporter: Weren’t you afraid that Judge Bear would have you removed?
Pig: No, I have heard that he is a fair and wise judge.
Reporter: So, you think that justice will prevail and Mr. Wolf will be punished for his awful crimes.
Pig: Yes, I do.
Mr. Wolf: (cleaning his glasses with a napkin) this is all a terrible misunderstanding. I did not murder the little pigs all I did was just have some dinner. They died from natural causes.
Judge Bear: Mr. Wolf what exactly do you call natural causes.
Mr. Wolf: Well, (he pauses a few minutes before answering the question). Judge it appears the two little pigs each had a heart attack. As I said before, they were both dead as doornails before I ate them. Therefore, I could not have murdered them.
Judge Bear: And what of the third little pig claim.
Mr. Wolf: another terrible misunderstanding, I am afraid (this time removing a napkin from his breast pocket to wipe his face). Mr. Pig had said something bad about my dear old granny, so of course went the police came they saw me trying to break down his the door.
Judge Bear: What about all that huffing and puffing that they witness.
Mr. Wolf: because I had been suffering from a horrible cold that day, I was huffing and puffing sneezing, and making a real scene and that is what they saw. I swear.
Reporter: The Jurors all started nodding their heads as if they were in agreement with Mr. Wolf. When suddenly third little pig jumped up and started screaming.
Pig: LAIR! LAIR! LAIR!
Judge Bear: Mr. Pig please control yourself another such outburst and I will call a mistrial. This court is in recess.
Reporter: Here comes the third little pig. Mr. Pig do you have anything say about that earlier outburst in the courtroom.
Pig: I had to do something to break the spell that he was about to cast over the jurors.
Reporter: Weren’t you afraid that Judge Bear would have you removed?
Pig: No, I have heard that he is a fair and wise judge.
Reporter: So, you think that justice will prevail and Mr. Wolf will be punished for his awful crimes.
Pig: Yes, I do.
Court of the Two Little Pigs (:
Reporter: Good Morning to the Fox Live this Morning from the Court House on the tragedy of the two Little Pigs! We are unpatiently waiting and updating you with the latest and most current news here at the Woods!
~~~~~~~~~~~Commercial~~~~~~~~~
Reporter: Little Pig is finally coming out of the court and approaching.
Little Pig, can you please tell us the outcome of the incident that happened yesterday and are you happy the way it turned out?
Little Pig: (saddly coming down the stairs and his voice of silence). Well what can I say, Wolf is such a professional liar and his points were rediculous nonesense. I still believe in my conquest and in the US justice. No one seems to be understanding the extreme that I have beside you the TV Reporter. And as you and I know that this judge is a crook because that is his friend and believes his beautiful lies.
Reporter: But how was the audience and the ladies in the court taking it, and believing it?
Little Pig: Believe it or not, they all felt for his lies and myself and my ears couldn't believe what I was listening, and for a second it made me think twice?? My wife's tears dropped down on how emotional that creature was making things seem.
Reporter: What was one of the things that you remembered to tell us about?
Little Pig: "Well he was saying that it was an accident and he didn't mean to eat their body - Unintentionaly" says Little Pig.
Reporter: Wow, I see what you mean Little Pig, I feel you.
I just could not believe how nasty and wealthy the man was, huh?
Well thank you for your time and we are sorry on what happened to you Little Pig.
Little Pig: Thank you all.
~~~Running to get to the Judge and Wolf~~~
Reporter: Hello Wolf, Do you have a minute to dscuss how it went inside this long day???
Wolf: (Laoughing and chearing...) NO, mam I got to go with the Judge in the Special Dinner!
Reporter: Wowow, I can't belive it huh??
Thank you all for watching and more news to come up!! Stay tuned to Fox News!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~Commercial~~~~~~~~~
Reporter: Little Pig is finally coming out of the court and approaching.
Little Pig, can you please tell us the outcome of the incident that happened yesterday and are you happy the way it turned out?
Little Pig: (saddly coming down the stairs and his voice of silence). Well what can I say, Wolf is such a professional liar and his points were rediculous nonesense. I still believe in my conquest and in the US justice. No one seems to be understanding the extreme that I have beside you the TV Reporter. And as you and I know that this judge is a crook because that is his friend and believes his beautiful lies.
Reporter: But how was the audience and the ladies in the court taking it, and believing it?
Little Pig: Believe it or not, they all felt for his lies and myself and my ears couldn't believe what I was listening, and for a second it made me think twice?? My wife's tears dropped down on how emotional that creature was making things seem.
Reporter: What was one of the things that you remembered to tell us about?
Little Pig: "Well he was saying that it was an accident and he didn't mean to eat their body - Unintentionaly" says Little Pig.
Reporter: Wow, I see what you mean Little Pig, I feel you.
I just could not believe how nasty and wealthy the man was, huh?
Well thank you for your time and we are sorry on what happened to you Little Pig.
Little Pig: Thank you all.
~~~Running to get to the Judge and Wolf~~~
Reporter: Hello Wolf, Do you have a minute to dscuss how it went inside this long day???
Wolf: (Laoughing and chearing...) NO, mam I got to go with the Judge in the Special Dinner!
Reporter: Wowow, I can't belive it huh??
Thank you all for watching and more news to come up!! Stay tuned to Fox News!!!
Incorruptible Reporter
Reporter: Good evening, everyone, and yes, you are not mistaken, we are standing here, right outside the courtroom waiting for Little Pig and Wolf to get out. This case started quite a long time ago and the matter has still not been resolved. (Pig gets out of the courtroom all sweaty and exhausted, he is wearing glasses and his suit looks like he just got out of fighting.) Finally! We have been waiting on you since 8 in the morning and we are determined to find out how everything is turning out for you, Piggy! Is the case going just like you expected it?
Little Pig: (His voice trembling from nervousness) Not really but I strongly believe in my victory, since I also believe in justice. My two other friends popped off their hooks from the paws of this worthless creature and you know, you seem to be the only person who believes what I am saying is true! That wolf is such a professional liar that even our achieved liar Fox cannot compare to his cheeky ways of making stuff up!
Reporter: But Pig, what do you think of the judge? Did our old wise Owl believe in this?
Little Pig: I am telling you, he is hyp-no-sing everyone! Even I believed his lies for a second! I don’t know how he does it, but listen, all the females in that room got charmed by that creature! I couldn’t believe it, but even my wife dropped a tear when that wolf opened his wide chap!
Reporter: That is terrible! He, who has murdered your closest and dearest pigs, dares to behave so filthily!
(Now Wolf himself gets out of the room with his paw on the judge’s shoulder, both laughing…)
Reporter: This is unheard-of! Mr. Wolf, I see you are too busy now, but I think all of us in the Woods want to ask you one simple question…How does it feel to be a killer of the two individuals and doesn’t your conscience torture you from time to time?
Judge: Look here, you good-for-nothing reporter! This here is my buddy and best friend, understand? There is no way I would let anyone talk to my buddy like this!
Wolf: There, there, judge Owl, I am begging you, don’t spend all this time and health for no reason. In fact, Mr. Reporter, we are going to this courtroom after party to celebrate my yet unannounced victory. Right, judge Owl?
Owl: Absolutely, you named it right, your victory!
Wolf: Well, since you seem so interested in this case, Mr. Reporter, I cannot find one reason why you shouldn’t join us, have a huge dinner consisting of the food I am sure you will find delicious, and I am pretty sure your beloved July will be there! (He winks.)
Little Pig: Look at him! I was not lying to you! This is just unbelievable!
Reporter (didn’t listen to a word Pig has just said): Sounds good to me!
(Reporter throws the microphone away and all three, Wolf, judge, and reporter leave, laughing really loud.)
Little Pig: (His voice trembling from nervousness) Not really but I strongly believe in my victory, since I also believe in justice. My two other friends popped off their hooks from the paws of this worthless creature and you know, you seem to be the only person who believes what I am saying is true! That wolf is such a professional liar that even our achieved liar Fox cannot compare to his cheeky ways of making stuff up!
Reporter: But Pig, what do you think of the judge? Did our old wise Owl believe in this?
Little Pig: I am telling you, he is hyp-no-sing everyone! Even I believed his lies for a second! I don’t know how he does it, but listen, all the females in that room got charmed by that creature! I couldn’t believe it, but even my wife dropped a tear when that wolf opened his wide chap!
Reporter: That is terrible! He, who has murdered your closest and dearest pigs, dares to behave so filthily!
(Now Wolf himself gets out of the room with his paw on the judge’s shoulder, both laughing…)
Reporter: This is unheard-of! Mr. Wolf, I see you are too busy now, but I think all of us in the Woods want to ask you one simple question…How does it feel to be a killer of the two individuals and doesn’t your conscience torture you from time to time?
Judge: Look here, you good-for-nothing reporter! This here is my buddy and best friend, understand? There is no way I would let anyone talk to my buddy like this!
Wolf: There, there, judge Owl, I am begging you, don’t spend all this time and health for no reason. In fact, Mr. Reporter, we are going to this courtroom after party to celebrate my yet unannounced victory. Right, judge Owl?
Owl: Absolutely, you named it right, your victory!
Wolf: Well, since you seem so interested in this case, Mr. Reporter, I cannot find one reason why you shouldn’t join us, have a huge dinner consisting of the food I am sure you will find delicious, and I am pretty sure your beloved July will be there! (He winks.)
Little Pig: Look at him! I was not lying to you! This is just unbelievable!
Reporter (didn’t listen to a word Pig has just said): Sounds good to me!
(Reporter throws the microphone away and all three, Wolf, judge, and reporter leave, laughing really loud.)
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Freedom vs. Safety
Reporter: Good morning, everyone! Welcome to Eyewitness news at Foxes Five. This is Connie outside of the Wild Wild Central County courthouse. I am reporting the large campaign outside of the courthouse against the murder of two little pigs by Mr. Wolf. No doubt that this homicide draws the animal community’s attention, but it seems that people have different reactions to the future legislative regulation. Here is one of the campaign leaders Piggy. Hello Piggy, how are you today?
Piggy: I am fine, thanks.
Reporter: Good. So please tell us what is this campaign about?
Piggy: We are here to notify the public: please come together to solve this problem. This kind of tragedy is NOT just pigs alone to suffer. Everyone in the Wild Wild Central County may get killed tomorrow. As long as the gun free law exists, there is no peace for EVERYONE!
Reporter: Mr. Piggy, I know that you and your colleagues are dedicating large campaigns like this for many years. You wrote letters to the congress; met with many senators; got signatures from the public, and held blogs to let the public be aware of this problem. However, most of the time this project ended before it went to the table. Lucky ones are discussed, but they go over and over with no result. How do you expect this time? Do you think the law makers will take these two little pigs’ tragedy into account?
Piggy: You are definitely right. But we will never give up fighting.
(He shows both aims up. The crowd cheers on his back.)
Reporter (turns to the camera): Now comes the defendant Mr. Wolf. Hi, Mr. Wolf, how do you feel today?
Wolf: Very good. I am so glad to see many people back on me. I am here to thank so many supports from all over the world. I just want to repeat one important thing. It comes to the wolf nature to eat ham. As you know, our great, great, great parents come to this land for freedom. So do the pigs. We all get together here for our dreams. However, they acquire our land and occupy our market. And as you can see, they don’t have any birth control but fast growing population. Let’s be clear, if the pigs don’t like our freedom, they should go back to where they live. It is insane to put a handcraft to wolves’ freedom and unlimited pigs’ greed.
Reporter: Thank you Mr. Wolf. I think is time for you to go to the courtroom now.
Reporter (to the camera): it is true that we received many responds on the blog at our Foxes website. Many people wrote to us that Mr. Wolf should be excused. Some people believe the violence caused by Mr. Wolf’s mental problem and has nothing do with weapon. Again this is Connie in Eyewitness news at Foxes 5. I will keep you update after the commercial. Stay turn.
Piggy: I am fine, thanks.
Reporter: Good. So please tell us what is this campaign about?
Piggy: We are here to notify the public: please come together to solve this problem. This kind of tragedy is NOT just pigs alone to suffer. Everyone in the Wild Wild Central County may get killed tomorrow. As long as the gun free law exists, there is no peace for EVERYONE!
Reporter: Mr. Piggy, I know that you and your colleagues are dedicating large campaigns like this for many years. You wrote letters to the congress; met with many senators; got signatures from the public, and held blogs to let the public be aware of this problem. However, most of the time this project ended before it went to the table. Lucky ones are discussed, but they go over and over with no result. How do you expect this time? Do you think the law makers will take these two little pigs’ tragedy into account?
Piggy: You are definitely right. But we will never give up fighting.
(He shows both aims up. The crowd cheers on his back.)
Reporter (turns to the camera): Now comes the defendant Mr. Wolf. Hi, Mr. Wolf, how do you feel today?
Wolf: Very good. I am so glad to see many people back on me. I am here to thank so many supports from all over the world. I just want to repeat one important thing. It comes to the wolf nature to eat ham. As you know, our great, great, great parents come to this land for freedom. So do the pigs. We all get together here for our dreams. However, they acquire our land and occupy our market. And as you can see, they don’t have any birth control but fast growing population. Let’s be clear, if the pigs don’t like our freedom, they should go back to where they live. It is insane to put a handcraft to wolves’ freedom and unlimited pigs’ greed.
Reporter: Thank you Mr. Wolf. I think is time for you to go to the courtroom now.
Reporter (to the camera): it is true that we received many responds on the blog at our Foxes website. Many people wrote to us that Mr. Wolf should be excused. Some people believe the violence caused by Mr. Wolf’s mental problem and has nothing do with weapon. Again this is Connie in Eyewitness news at Foxes 5. I will keep you update after the commercial. Stay turn.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Three little pigs News Clip
*Reporter: Hello everyone, we are here in Crazy Woods where a terrible accident has happened. The well known Piggy Family has lost 2 of its members. Out of the 3 brothers only Piggy the Third is alive. The other two are dead by the hands, mouth suits better in this case, of Alexander Wolf. Let’s hear what Piggy the Third has to say.
Hello Mr. Piggy the Third. I am really sorry for what happened here today, but I think that the people deserve to know what Alexander Wolf was capable of doing. So tell us what happened this night?
*Piggy the Third: Well hello Crazy Woods and everyone out there. I am still in shock; I can’t believe that I just lost my two brothers (tears). However I feel that I have spread the word and tell what happened here, I owe them that.
Each one of us was enjoying our respective homes that were just finished. Piggy the First, RIP, built his of straw, Piggy the Second, RIP, built his of sticks, and me as you can see built mine of bricks. Suddenly I overheard a conversation between Piggy the First and a strange voice, I looked over the window and Alexander Wolf was standing outside Piggy the First’s house. I knew nothing good would come from this, so I ran to the phone and called the police, you know how long doing a report takes. As soon as I was done with the call I ran for my gun and unexpectedly I heard a knock I looked over the window and noticed that my brothers’ houses were gone. Thanks God the Police got here right away.
*Reporter: I am so sorry Piggy the Third, but hopefully justice will be made.When we come back we’ll talk to Mr. Wolf to hear his version of the story. Don’t go anywhere because we'll be right back…
---COMMERCIALS---
*Reporter: We’re back, thanks for staying tuned. We are at the City Police Department to talk to Mr. Wolf. Hi Mr. Wolf, how are you?
*A. Wolf: I’m so sad!!! I don’t know why I’m here, this is all a misunderstanding.
*Reporter: Can you tell us Mr. Wolf what happened at Crazy Woods?
*A. Wolf: I was baking a cake for my granny and ran out of sugar so I went to my neighbor’s house to ask him for a cup of sugar. But he never opened, none of them did, I knocked on each door ----INTERRUPTED----
*Reporter: That’s why you got mad and blew their house away? Guess it didn’t work with Piggy the Third!!
*A. Wolf: No No No! How come people believe that? I am sick, I’ve got a cold. What happened with each home is that they were poorly constructed and as I sneezed they blew away. But it wasn’t intentional, I swear.
*Reporter: And how do you explain the blood in your mouth and the disappearance of the bodies?
*A. Wolf: Come on reporter it is like if you have a cheeseburger in front of you… What would you do? Would you just leave it there to get all messed up? No, naturally you would do what I did, you would eat it. What’s the difference? Worms would have eaten them; I just stole the food from the worms, that’s the only crime I’ve committed here.
*Reporter: How do you justify that the police found you altered in front of Piggy the Third’s House?
*A. Wolf: He talked ugly about my granny. That’s no polite way to go with no one. I was really mad, because if he had issues with me, he shouldn’t have mentioned my Granma, she had nothing to do with this.
*Reporter: Ok Mr. Wolf that is everything, Thank You.
Your heard it, you judge! However everything seems very clear to me; Two dead Pigs, No bodies, and a glutted wolf in jail. That will be it for today, Thanks for choosing your number one News, Crazy Wood News.
Hello Mr. Piggy the Third. I am really sorry for what happened here today, but I think that the people deserve to know what Alexander Wolf was capable of doing. So tell us what happened this night?
*Piggy the Third: Well hello Crazy Woods and everyone out there. I am still in shock; I can’t believe that I just lost my two brothers (tears). However I feel that I have spread the word and tell what happened here, I owe them that.
Each one of us was enjoying our respective homes that were just finished. Piggy the First, RIP, built his of straw, Piggy the Second, RIP, built his of sticks, and me as you can see built mine of bricks. Suddenly I overheard a conversation between Piggy the First and a strange voice, I looked over the window and Alexander Wolf was standing outside Piggy the First’s house. I knew nothing good would come from this, so I ran to the phone and called the police, you know how long doing a report takes. As soon as I was done with the call I ran for my gun and unexpectedly I heard a knock I looked over the window and noticed that my brothers’ houses were gone. Thanks God the Police got here right away.
*Reporter: I am so sorry Piggy the Third, but hopefully justice will be made.When we come back we’ll talk to Mr. Wolf to hear his version of the story. Don’t go anywhere because we'll be right back…
---COMMERCIALS---
*Reporter: We’re back, thanks for staying tuned. We are at the City Police Department to talk to Mr. Wolf. Hi Mr. Wolf, how are you?
*A. Wolf: I’m so sad!!! I don’t know why I’m here, this is all a misunderstanding.
*Reporter: Can you tell us Mr. Wolf what happened at Crazy Woods?
*A. Wolf: I was baking a cake for my granny and ran out of sugar so I went to my neighbor’s house to ask him for a cup of sugar. But he never opened, none of them did, I knocked on each door ----INTERRUPTED----
*Reporter: That’s why you got mad and blew their house away? Guess it didn’t work with Piggy the Third!!
*A. Wolf: No No No! How come people believe that? I am sick, I’ve got a cold. What happened with each home is that they were poorly constructed and as I sneezed they blew away. But it wasn’t intentional, I swear.
*Reporter: And how do you explain the blood in your mouth and the disappearance of the bodies?
*A. Wolf: Come on reporter it is like if you have a cheeseburger in front of you… What would you do? Would you just leave it there to get all messed up? No, naturally you would do what I did, you would eat it. What’s the difference? Worms would have eaten them; I just stole the food from the worms, that’s the only crime I’ve committed here.
*Reporter: How do you justify that the police found you altered in front of Piggy the Third’s House?
*A. Wolf: He talked ugly about my granny. That’s no polite way to go with no one. I was really mad, because if he had issues with me, he shouldn’t have mentioned my Granma, she had nothing to do with this.
*Reporter: Ok Mr. Wolf that is everything, Thank You.
Your heard it, you judge! However everything seems very clear to me; Two dead Pigs, No bodies, and a glutted wolf in jail. That will be it for today, Thanks for choosing your number one News, Crazy Wood News.
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