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Pyra Panks Show

Pyra Panks: HI, welcome all to the Pyra Panks show. Today we’re going to talk about a very serious case that no one had found a solution to.

Many pigs have been killed by Big Bad wolf who claimed himself innocent because he was just doing his job. I have the official trial that we will watch together after this break.

(After the commercial break) As I was saying earlier two innocent pigs have been killed by a big bad wolf in Lost Animal’s land; for many, it has been a shock because these pigs didn’t deserve to die. However, Mr. Wolf without any compassion is saying that he has been convicted of a murder that he has to do as part of his job. Here is the formal trial:

Your honor, in front of you is Mr. Wolf who has been convicted of the murder of the two little pigs.

Honor: What do you have to say for your accusation?

Mr. Wolf: Your Honor I tried to explain to these people that I was just doing my job!

Honor: Is eating pigs your job?

Mr. Wolf: Actually I didn’t eat them, I killed them.

(The crowd angry, screaming, yelling…)

Honor: (knocking on his table) Silence in the courtroom please!!! It’s still murder. Explain yourself Mr. Wolf!!!

Mr. Wolf: My Honor, do you like my meat products???

Honor: Mr. Wolf, I am not the one here for accusation. Proceed to the question that I ask you. Why did you kill these innocent pigs?

Mr. Wolf: Where do you think you get the delicious bacon that you eat when you’re having breakfast??? Where do you think you get these yummy hotdogs and sausage that you eat when you’re having lunch??? They are all made of the meat of these pigs. I’ve been killing pigs for several years for my charcuterie. I cook these pigs to prepare meat products such as bacon, sausage, hot dogs that all of you, in this courtroom accusing me of murder, have been eaten for several years. I was caught up because of this third pig that I couldn’t kill which is now your witness. Therefore, we are all murderers because all of you are a consumer of my meat products. If you think it’s fair to put me in prison for something that we are all tied up then let injustice be. I have nothing else to say!!!

(Pyra Panks tuning off the clip of the formal trial that was ended)

Pyra Panks: From now on ladies and gentlemen, there was no verdict found for this trial. From sources, I heard that the Honor and the crowd were all shocked and couldn’t believe their ears. Some were throwing up, while some were crying feeling guilty. It’s a twisted story that has made all of us guilty of the murder of these two little pigs. Also, the third little pig which is the witness has been seen going crazy since this incident because he also was a customer of Mr. Wolf's charcuterie.

Thanks to all you who watched the Pyra Banks show today! Have a great week-end!

" i was just doing my job"

... these are the first words from Wolf who was not too long convicted of a double homicide...

I was just doing my job i tell you, well see it wasn't my job yet but i was preparing to become a buildings department inspector, which i was obviously overqualified for. That day i was walking along when i noticed this ridiculous house built entirely from straw. I mean what idiot does that. So i knock on the door to have a word with this airhead when the nastiest little pig ask who was there. I answered him, "little pig, little pig let me come in??" The nerve on this guy, he tells me "no, no, by the hair on my chinny chin chin!!!". Now i don't even know what that means but sounds like an insult to me. So joking around i tell this guy i was going to knock his entire house down simply by blowing on it. Sure enough this guys house came tumbling down. To this day i don't know how it came down. When i rushed to check on him he was gone. I paniced and ate him. I didnt know how to explain the incident no one would believe so i tried to hide the evidence it was an accident!!!

... Then how do explain the second pig???....

This just wasnt my day!!!! I finally get out of there and about an hour later i'm walking down a desolate field when i notice this puny little house built just from sticks. I say to myself this guys life is in danger, his house could fall as easy as the idiot who built his house from straw. i go up to the door and knock. When this pig answers i ask him the same question, may i come in? Again i get the answer, "no, no not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!!" Im saying to myself what the fuck could this mean, now upset because i think this pig is trying to insult me again, I took a deep breath and let it out slowly in order to calm down. What do you now??? this guys house tumbles right on top of him. i Know i cant leave the evidence behind no one believe me if i told them. So i ate him right up.


.... wait so how exactly did you get caught....

The third pig was a rat!! i try to compliment him on his nice brick house and he trys to cook me!!
can you believe that!! And here i am imprisoned like im the criminal. That was attempted murder what he did there!!

A Case of Wolf Racism

Al Sharpwolf: “Man why it always gotta be the wolves that picked on. Ya’ll always tryin to blame it on the wolf’man. First you got a little red girl to say that a wolf ate her grandmother and then that little boy that kept crying wolf ‘till a wolf ate his ass. Ain’t no wolves eat nobodies grandmamas or nobodies little boys. This is outright racism. We gonna march through the forest and demand equality for all animals.”

(In the newsroom)

News Anchor: That was the voice of Al Sharpwolf in front of the county courthouse sharing his anger and disgust at the constant persecution of the Wolf community. The scene inside the courthouse today was just as bizarre as the demonstrations outside. Although no media was allowed inside we were able to obtain a copy of the transcript from today’s proceedings.

“You as the jury should be able to establish the innocence my client, O.J. Wolfson based on the facts provided. To recap, my client was framed for the death of the two pigs when the contractor who built their houses should be at fault. My client when in the process of baking brownies for his grandmother discovered that he had no sugar went over to his closest neighbors, the Pigs. All was going fine until he arrived at the house of the first pig whose straw house at this point was still erect. My client proceeded to knock on the door of the first pig when all of a sudden he noticed the house beginning to collapse. He sought cover but by the time it was all over the straw house and the pig lay flat. He exclaimed to himself in disbelief “What idiot builds a house out of straw?”. Afraid that he would be blamed for such a catastrophe he decided to hide the body of the pig; in his stomach. While such events are thought to be sickening and unpleasant my client technically did not violate any laws. As experts can testify it is in his nature and cannot be blamed for what is not in his control. Following this ordeal the Wolf ran to the house of the second pig. Panicking and frantic, the wolf began to bang violently on the house built of stick of the second pig in order to get his attention, but to his dismay the house collapsed as well. At this point it was the Wolf’s best and worst day of his life. The second house had collapsed killing the pig inside of it. The wolf was shocked and paranoid and figured that he had no choice but to “hide” the second body as well. After he was finished with his consumption the Wolf ran to third pig’s house to notify him that both his brothers had died in an unfortunate case of poor craftsmanship, but at this point it was too late. The third pig noticing the commotion that resulted in the collapse of the second house had managed to call the police and claim that a crazed wolf just tore both of his brother’s houses down and ate them. By the time the Wolf had arrived at the house of the third pig the police had been waiting for him there with their guns drawn. The real criminals are the undocumented Rat workers that built these houses in the first place. Having no formal experience in house construction these Rats built a house that was not only in violation of many zoning laws but downright dangerous. Had it not been for their shoddy construction tactics these events would have never even taken place. The rest of the events have lead us here, to this courtroom today where I stand before you protesting the innocence of my client. I just hope that you, the ladies and gentlemen of the jury find it in your hearts to see the facts as they really happened and grant my client the freedom he truly deserves.”

(Back in the newsroom)

News Anchor: There you have it, the closing statement of the defense. Quite an absurd case this is Bob.

News Analyst: Yes it is, unlike anything I have ever seen in my legal career. Quite frankly I find it very hard to believe the events that took place according to the defense. We’ll just have to wait till the verdict comes.”

A. Wolf behind the Fairytale

Tonight on VH1 we interviewed A.wolf or as many of our viewers may know him as the Big Bad Wolf from the famed fairytale "The Three Little Pigs". We recently sat down with A. Wolf at the Neverland Maxium Security Prison where he is servin two consecutive life sentences for the death and consumption of two of the three little pigs. During our interview A.Wolf pleaded his innocense and made the claim that the forest media framed him for the pigs death . He said" They were alwys out to get me... I guess they finally succeeded". when VH1 asked him about the day he blew down the pigs houses he stated" I didnt blow them down! that was the creation of the media . I had a bad sneeze and they're house was made out of straw and sticks! naturally they were going to fall down". When sked what he was doing over the pigs homesthat day A. wolf stated" I was out looking for a cup of sugar for the birthday cake I was baking for my grandmother". We asked him to explain why he ate the pigs after discovering the were dead and he replied " Would you let good meat spoil?" Towards they end of the interview A.Wolf was stating how during his trial in fairytale supreme court the media had heavily influenced the judge and members of the jury from start to sentencing and how he knew the trial would sway gainst him. To support his claim VH1 has obtained the transcripts from the opening arguments of A.Wolf's trial.

Judge: Does the Prosecution have any opening statements?

Prosecutor: Goodmorning, your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Today I am here to prove that A.Wolf is a cold and calculating murderer whom stalked and killed two the three little pigs . I plan to prove that A.Wolf's intent that day was malicious and unprovoked and his consumption of the corps of two of the three little pigs only verifies that he had an unsubmissive appetite from them.

A. Wolf: I object they were delicious and I didnt want them to go to waste!

Judge: Overruled! Wait your turn Mr. Wolf. Proceed prosecution

Prosecutor: I am Done your Honor.

Judge: Does the defense have any opening statements?

A. Wolf (representing himself): Your honor, ladies and gentlemen o the jury, Today I am in a fight, a fight for my freedom. The Forest media has dragged my name through the mud and has turn everyone against me . They have even given me the name " The Big Bad Wolf" I'm 4 "8 thats hardly big at all! However I intend to prove that I am innocent of all charges. I intend to prove several facts are true to my claim and I plead with you that you all listen before judgement and ingore the medi reports you may have heard. First of I was out that day looking for a cup of sugar for the cake I was baking for my granny on her birthday. Secondly, I accidently sneezed and the house fell down I mean honestly who makes homes out of straw and sticks anyway?, I never blew them down. Thirdly the pigs were already dead . Lastly I want describe my position on eating them.

When we return VH1 will further explore A. Wolf's triail and the damaging evidence presented during the trial . Also the complelling and emotional testimony of the lst surviving pig.

Stay Tuned...

The eye in the sky saves the day!

A little tree was sitting along the prairie in between Alexander T. Wolf’s house and the three little pigs. A species in it managed to witness the horrific crimes that took place on such a wonderful sunny and breezy afternoon.
Thanks to Perky the sneaky squirrel there is enough evidence to begin a long awaited trail. Now, Perky has been living in the tree on the prairie for many years now and has a bird’s eye view of everything that is happening in her town. On a beautiful Sunday afternoon Perky witnessed something unusual at the start of the day. She saw the Wolf walking with a clear cup in his hand and knew that he was up to something that was not kosher, and she was right he was going after the pigs. Slowly climbing up to the highest branch of the tree, Perky hid behind the biggest leaf to pretend she was an undercover agent working for the New York Pork Department.
Perky however, did not realize what she was getting in to, and that her evidence would be off most importance in court. She saw the most pugnacious act in the history of her life on the prairie. She witnessed Alexander T. Wolf brake the first Pig’s straw house down. He saw the pig on the floor and managed to eat it, showing his true cannibalistic tendencies. He did so by tricking the pig into giving him water, or some other kind of substance that would fit in the clear cup. Perky as she described, felt helpless against the big bad Wolf and suddenly broke out into tears.
Only until the next belligerent act occurred, Perky saw Wolf slowly creeping down the block to the other Pig’s house. Perky said “the feeling I had was indescribable and it was filled with dismay”. She saw him use his evil tactics again to lure the pig into opening the door. When the pig was close to the door “KABAM” now the stick house blew up. He then proceeded to eat the pig as if it was some sort of candy; scraping up all the meat bone after bone after bone!
Perky was so devastated; all she wanted to do is cry. Until she realized that the Wolf had one more victim in mind. While the Wolf had another master plan under his belt, Perky saw the New York Pork Department swarming to the scene of the crime, to stop the bloodshed at last!
Perky was a national hero in the prairies of New York, because of her the Wolf will be sitting in incarceration and will be awaiting the death penalty. She helped convict the only murderer in the history of the prairie and was known for being “the eye in the sky” the only witness to bring justice back to the streets once again

Terror attacs hit the Forest

Last night, around 8 PM, a series of terrorist attacs took place in our community. At least that’s what the only witness says.

According to the police report, Ms. Foxylezza was spying Mr. Wolfallah. She is known as being paranoid and spying all the animals of the United Forests. She was listening on Mr. Wolfang’s phone conversation and found out that he ran out of sugar. He hang up the phone and went to ask for sugar from his neighbor, Mr. Hammy.

Upon arriving at Mr. Hammy’s place of residence, Mr. Wolfallah started sneezing and sneezing. And he sneezed so hard that the house came down and killed poor Mr. Hammy. This is when Ms. Foxylezza says the wolf picked up the body of Mr. Hammy and ate it. But we all know that Mr. Wolfallah is Muslim and can’t eat pork; plus he is a vegetarian.

Ms Foxylezza continues to report that he, Mr. Wolfallah, went to Mr. Hammy’s brother and using the same urban warfare tactic demolished his house and ate him too. Interesting enough is the fact that Mr. Wolfallah failed to ask for sugar from his second victim… or at least that’s the way we are lead to believe by Foxylezza.

After eating the second victim, Mr. Wolfallah went on with his acts of terror and moved on to the last Pork brother, Mr. Porcianni. Mr. Porcianni is the mayor of our Forest. Upon entering the property, Mr. Wolfallah prepared for his last ct of terror for the night, but this is when Ms. Fozylezza decided enough is enough and called the authorities, ho arrested Mr. Wolfallah.

What I find intriguing is that the only witness to all this is a very well known meat lover (especially bacon). Also, interesting is that the marking of teeth on the bones of the two victims don’t match the dental records of Mr. Wolfallah. They are a lot smaller.

This case will need a lot more investigation, that’s for sure. In the meantime, Mr. Wolfallah was sent to the Pigs Bay Prison and will be held there without bacon… I mean bail until the investigation is complete

Thinking of the society

The state of New Pigland vs. Wolf

The lawyer of Mr. Wolfe:

Your honor, in front of you is sitting an innocent animal who was trying to save the neighborhood of many deaths. I will explain to you the true story of what happened that cold night on September 22, 2009.

As you may heard on television and read in the newspapers, swine flu is one of the biggest threats in our state. The animals that initiated this sickness in that particular neighborhood were the three brothers, The Three Little Pigs. After they came back from Teklixico, they did not report their sicknesses to the hospital, and it consequently infected many animals of that city. One such animal was Mr. Wolf. He had all the symptoms of a swine flu like headache, high body temperature, coughing, fever, sneezing, etc.. Mr. Wolf, as a good citizen, went to the hospital where he got medicine against the flu. The side-effects of that medicine were unusual behavior and certain food cravings.

That day, September 22, 2009, Mr. Wolf's grandmother celebrated her eightieth birthday. Mr. Wolf wanted to make a special gift for her, a home-made cake. Since he valued his grandmother so much, he, instead of staying in bed, went to his neighbor to ask for sugar.

Still under influence of the medicine of the swine flu, he went to Mr. First Little Pig. As soon as he came to his house, a powerful sneeze came out. This sneeze destroyed Mr. First Little Pig's house. It was not Mr. Wolf's fault that the constructors of this house did a poor job building it. Unfortunately the destruction, killed Mr. First Little Pig. Being a good innocent animal, who thinks about the health and safety of other animals in the neighborhood, Mr. Wolf ate Mr. First Little Pig so the deadly disease would not spread around. This fact made Mr. Wolf feel better since he was saving the society.

But he still needed the sugar for the cake, so he went on to the Second Little Pig's house. There, he sneezed again, and the house crumbled down. (Maybe this house was done by the same constructors as the first one?). Mr. Wolf saw the dead body and decided to get rid of it by eating it as well so nobody else would get down with the swine flu.

Mr. Wolf then went to the Third Little Pig's House to ask for a cup of sugar. Mr. Wolf sneezed there as well and Mr. Third Little Pig thought that Mr. Wolf is attacking his house so he screamed and kicked Mr. Wolf. Mr. Wolf obviously did not want to get killed so he fought back. At this point, police of the state came and arrested Mr. Wolf for murder of Two Little Pigs.

Mr. Wolf did not have intentions to kill anyone, he wanted to save the society from deadly sickness of swine flu which Three Little Pigs were spreading. In fact, Mr. Wolf did not murder anyone, Two Little Pigs were killed by negligence of the constructors of their houses.

So what's the guilt of Mr. Wolf? Is it the fact that he was trying to save the world by stopping the lethal disease?

The O'Ratley Factor

You are watching FOX news . Welcome to the O'Ratly Factor with your host Bill O'Ratley

O'Ratley: Time & time again we hear of murders maims & vicious attacks of the K- nine variety. But what happens when the attacked becomes the accused. In recent news, New Yoink's own Runt pig was arrested last week for the brutal murder of Brer Wolf. I have with me special guest, Mr. McRabbit who is representing the Wolf family & is here to give us some insight on this most shocking story. Now McRabbit. (pauses as if in disbelief) I'm surprised that you have taken on a case such as this. especially being the usual victim of choice for the wolf kind.

McRabbit; (in disbelief ) Are you profiling my client Mr. O'ratley.

O'Ratley: (Laughs Haughtily Lets get serious McRabbit. For as long as this community can remember there has been significant problems with the wolf kind. There are more trials leading to convictions with a wolf as the accused assailant than bears, mountain lions & raccoons combined. & none accused of more vicious crimes than murder.

McRabbit: Yes my client is a wolf & yes, I am am rabbit, but justice is justice Mr O'Ratley. My client was brutally murdered by Mr Runt Pig. He was incinerated alive in the chimney of his home & Runt never reported the incident. It wasn't until 2 weeks later that his family reported him missing. Ms. Owlton, who lives above Runt Pig, complained of a foul odor coming from the air vents. It wasn't until then that it was investigated.

O'Ratley: Come now McRabbit. Brere wolf was already under investigation for the disappearances of Big Pig, Little Pig, Speckled Pig, & was intensely questioned for the murder of Blunt pig but was released due to lack of evidence. How is it possible that Runt Pig, who by far is the smallest in stature of the deceased, was able to brutally murder Brere Wolf all by himself? Pigs aren't equipped to combat such a natural born killer: excuse my saying so. The prosecution has Stated that Wolf was breaking & entering and Runt Pig was forced to use the only resources he had available to defend himself. I have to say McRabbit, that's by far a more convincing argument than a victimized wolf.

McRabbit: Tell me Mr O'ratly, wouldn't you have had the sense to report a foul crime Immediately after the occurrence if you were innocent. Dont you think....

O'Ratley: (Cutting him off) Lets not forget how the body of Wolf was found in the chimney Mr. McRabbit. Evidence shows that he was faced down inside that chimney, indicating the point of entry was from outside the home. Highly unlikely that one would try to escape a fearsome killer pig rear first. (Laughs conceitedly). I'm sorry but this pinhead had what was coming to him.

Mc Rabbit: Well I guess it's up for the jury to decide.

O'Ratley: Yes you're right (Directly to camera) Especially since the entire jury consists of Woodland creatures who at some point or another has had a run in with these encumbrances on society. The wolf. Indeed, the jury will decide. (Back to McRabbit) Lets hope for your sake Mr Mcrabbit that Brere Wolf has had something to eat before your next reconvene. (He laughs)

McRabbit; (Sarcastically) Yes. Lets hope. Need I Remind you that...

O'Ratley: Well that's all the time we have for tonight.

McRabbit; My client is innoc....

O'Ratley: That that that that's all folks! We'll see you next time on the O'ratley factor!

Call-in Record

Miss Owl: Good evening, fellow animals, welcome to Controversy Call-in Channel at Animal Rights TV. The discussion about the murder case of Mr. Alexander T. Wolf vs. the three little pigs has been very hot these days in our community. Should on earth the Court consider Mr. Wolf guilty or not? Please call (917)628-6599 now to have your opinion spoken out. Before taking your calls, I’d first playback the extract from the interview I had with Mrs. Mimi Cat, the lawyer of Mr. Wolf.

Mrs. Mimi Cat: …It’s absolutely not a murder case.

First of all, my client had no any intention to kill those unlucky pigs. He was just having a very bad cold when visiting his pig neighbors for borrowing a cup of sugar. They were his sneezes which unintentionally blew the pigs’ houses down, as you can still see the collapsed houses there. We have cold all the time, don’t we? Who thinks that it’s our fault for having a cold? On the contrary, the pigs themselves, God bless them, should in deed be responsible for their death, because it was their fault to build the houses out of straw or sticks. Think of this, even if my client’s sneezes didn’t damage their houses, they would die anyway, because their straw-made or stick-made houses could fall down in any bad situation, such as a storm, a fire, or an earthquake which any of us would have no luck.

Secondly, someone said that even if my client unintentionally damaged the pigs’ houses, he was not supposed to eat them anyway. What a joke! There are all kinds of wild animals in our society, even if my client didn’t eat them, others would do the same thing anyway. Then what’s the difference after all?

Lastly, even though my client had such a bad cold, he was still busy with his granny’s birthday cake; just based on this, he should be a model of our society, definitely not a prisoner…

Miss Owl: Now we have connected to Mr. Softy Sheep. Please speak up.

Mr. Softy Sheep: I agree with Mrs. Cat’s perspective. It’s all our fate to die in any way. Rest in peace, lovely pigs.

Miss Owl: LOL…God bless you, Mr. Sheep. Now it’s your turn, Mr. Lightning Rabbit.

Mrs. Lightning Rabbit: I don’t agree with Mrs. Mimi Cat’s saying. Even though having a cold is not anyone’s fault, there has been no precedent that a sneeze could ever blow down a house, even build by straw. So it should not be the pigs’ fault for failing to prevent themselves from something which never happened before. Plus, there have never been any storm or earthquake in our area, otherwise there would not be so many straw-made or stick-made houses, and we’re all aware of how to prevent ourselves from a fire since we paid a price for it before. It’s just that simple that Mr. Wolf should be responsible for the collapse of those houses. Therefore, it was him who killed those pigs, even if indirectly according to his saying, but who knows?

Miss Owl: Thanks, Lightning Rabbit. Next, Mr. Wise Monkey, are you still with us?

Mr. Wise Monkey: Yes, I am, Miss Owl. I don’t agree with the saying that Mr. Wolf “unintentionally” caused the pigs to die.

Firstly, there is no any record indicating that Mr. Wolf had such a bad cold back to that time. It is just his side of story, but no support evidence at all.

Secondly, there is no evidence as well showing that Mr. Wolf’s sneeze blew the pigs’ houses down, as such things never occurred in our society before, neither a pig could be killed by the weight of straw. Based on this, it was most likely that Mr. Wolf purposely pushed the houses down to eat the pigs. Another saying of his side without evidence.

Thirdly, according to Mr. Wolf’s words, when he got no response after knocking the first pig’s house, he “was just about to go home without the cup of sugar”; if so, he would not go to the second and the third pig’s house after eating the first pig, but he did, which means he was lying.

Fourthly, even if the houses fell down by Mr. Wolf’s sneezes, he was supposed to call the police to come or other neighbors as witness, not to eat them anyway, but he didn’t, so he missed the chance to show his “innocence”, if any. He then of cause should pay the price for his decision.

All in all, the fact is the fact. It’s no doubt that Mr. Wolf ate those pitiful pigs. Even though Mr. Wolf and his lawyer have so many fair-sounding excuses, they are all lack of evidence and can never change the fact. That’s it.

Miss Owl: Well said, Mr. Wise Monkey, thanks.

Ladies and gentlemen, that’s it for today’s call-in. I’m thinking about turning this record to the courtroom, if you don’t mind of course, and wish it can help the judge make the right decision. I believe that justice exists! Thanks all of you for listening and participating, and don’t forget to come back next time.

Death Sentence?!?! is it really the last for Wolf?!!

This is just in! a Brer wolf who murdered the two little pigs are in trial with the last standing alive pig for Brer wolf’s death sentence was now decided! The last standing alive pig survived through Brer wolf’s last attempt to commit another act of murder right in front of the 3rd little pig’s house.
Brer wolf, whose was captured for murdering the two little pigs by fake visit to each one of their house and eat them alive was stopped at his last try of murdering the third little pig because of the 3rd little pig’s brilliant and smart move and the love of the old granny lady.
After the granny old lady past away with her will stating to be aware of the brer wolf, the 3rd little pig decided to build a hard thick unbreakable brick house so no bad guys can break in. But the other two little pigs did not took granny old lady’s last word as serious as the 3rd little pig and built their house with easily breakable materials.
We see that the 3rd little pig as the victim and sole absolute witness of murdering the other two little pigs because the 3rd little pig know that from Old Granny Lady always told those 3 to be aware of the brer wolf and 3rd little pig knows that the brer wolf tried the exact same scheme to break in after the fake visit to the other 2 little pigs.
Also, we have found the evidence in each committed scene, a broken teeth was found and dentist see that these can be break when trying to chew on big fat ass of pig because pig’s ass contains lots of fats and some might can’t just penetrate them. The second evidence we found in second scene was drooled spit on the front door of the 2nd little pig’s house. The chemist viewed and found out that Deoxyribonucleic acid matches same as the Brer Wolfs. Chemists also commented that these reaction rarely occurs when a predators are starved to death and when they see a prey the predators just can’t stop from this happending.
With sole absolute withness of 3rd little pig and experts’s comments, death sentence to brer wolf for murdering the brothers of little pigs are arranged after 4weeks from today and the juries agreed to it so lets hope for the last of the wolf. With the nose-witness news, this was FC-Master.

Fraud Hits The Forest

The trial of Alexander T. Wolf seemed like a slam-dunk for the prosecution. Neighbors placed the known carnivore at the scene(s) of the crime and ever since the two Pig brothers moved into town five years ago joining their eldest brother, the Wolfs and Pigs have been at each other’s throats. Even though Mr. Wolf continuously proclaimed his innocence, very few believed him. Mr. Wolf was represented by famed defense attorney, Turtleberg, a creature whose diminutive stature and slow approach always cause his opponents to underestimate him.
As the defense began their case, tension filled the courtroom like a dense fog. The day before, an altercation broke out between the Pigs and Wolfs outside the courthouse after a particularly tense day of character witnesses lambasted Mr. Wolf. A court officer stood between the two sides to insure everyone’s safety. Little did anyone know the bombshell testimony that was about to occur.

Mr. Turtle called a surprise witness to the stand after lunch. Below are the transcripts are the testimony of Agent Sly Fox, an investigator with FBI.

Mr. Turtle: Agent Fox, please state your occupation for the court.

Agent Fox: I am a FBI agent in the Insurance Fraud Department.

Mr. Turtle: And, Agent Fox, you believe Mr. Fox is not guilty. Can you explain why?

Agent Fox: Yes, I’d be glad to. You see, the two deceased Pig brothers have been subjects of a long-standing fraud investigation. They first came on the FBI’s radar after their Pig Brother’s Mud Bath Salon and Spa in Farmertown went up into flames. The local police found remnants of accelerant and called in arson investigators. The Pig brothers fled town shortly after being called into the police department to take a lie detector test and the investigation crossed state lines, which is when the Fed was asked for help. We looked into the Pigs’ financial history and found that they were on the brink of losing their business. It seems that the brothers have a weakness for Porker and have lost a lot of money playing at high stakes card games. A month before the fire, the Pig brothers took out a $1,000,000 insurance policy on their business. They didn’t bank on the local police having the new spectrometer that can detect all types of accelerant.

Mr. Turtle: This is all very interesting, Agent Fox, but can you tell us how this relates to the case against Mr. Wolf.

Agent Fox: Sure. After some investigation, we found that there was a third Pig brother living here. It made sense that they would come here because they had almost no money. The day before the alleged “murder”, one of the Pig brothers spotted an Agent who had been tailing them. The next day, both of their houses were in ruin and Mr. Wolf stumbled upon two pig bodies. Now, being a meat lover myself, I can see how Mr. Wolf couldn’t resist a free meal. But, I digress, we had agents stationed at the Pig brothers’ mother’s house and saw two pigs going in right after the incident. We entered the house and identified the two pigs as the fugitive brothers. They admitted ruining their houses and placing two pig corpses at the scene to make it seem like they had been killed. Mr. Wolf is only guilty of following his animal instincts. These swine have a history of blaming others for their mistakes, but I’m happy to say that after the hard work of our agents, they will not get away with it this time! You’ll all be happy to know that they are sitting in a jail cell, where they belong!

The judge immediately dismissed Mr. Wolf of all charges. His wife, Bea Wolf, wept audibly and his children ran to give him a hug. The third pig brother was handcuffed and charged with filing a false report. This town owes Mr. Wolf and his family an apology. Sometimes it’s not a wolf, but a pig in sheep’s clothes that can fool you!

The Big Bad Wolf

Your Honor, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury,

The story of the three little pigs is a sad story – a very sad one. It is a story about a heartless and cruel creature taking advantage of poor innocent pigs. It is a story of cruelty and heartlessness in its most ugly form. A story of a cold-blooded, calculated and manipulative serial killer trying in a perverted sort of way to justify his beastly actions. But as we all know a wrong is a wrong however best you present it and no one with any human pity and love in his or her soul should ever accept Mr Alexander T. Wolf’s nebulous justification for the murders and cannibalization of the poor innocent pigs. Mr Wolf’s account of what actually happened is incoherent and far from believable.
According to one version – he had many versions as all lies are - he said he was making a birthday cake for his grandmother; he had a terrible sneezing cold and he ran out of sugar!!! He then went to Young Snouty Piggy, his nearest neighbor, to ask for a cup of sugar. Whilst at the door he sneezed and down came the entire hut. The pig died and Mr Wolf had his first meal… The same thing happened when he went to Hairy Piggy’s, house. Mr Wolf had his second meal. But was that really what happened? Definitely not. In the first place what sort of sneeze will bring down a house?... Mr Wolf’s account is indeed a direct insult to our intelligence. In any case if Mr Wolf was having such a terrible sneezing cold, why does he have to run around in the dark? Why didn’t he go to the hospital?... Of course we know why! Because Mr Wolf was not having a cold. In fact he was not sick at all, as testified by Doctor Chimpzee the Prison Surgeon. At the time of his arrest Mr Wolf was as healthy as an ox. He was instead having the shake- the shake for blood. So armed with sticks and axes, he rushed to the two younger Piggys’ residences and one after the other break into their houses, murdered them and ate them up. He was on Biggy Piggy’s residence when Sissy Catty Kat saw him and alerted the Citizen’s Police. So there you are Ladies and Gentlemen.
That creature over there is a menace to our society. He is not fit to live among us. Not now. Not ever. It is the two poor little pigs today. But it may be your own little kids tomorrow. Or it may even be you. So you will do us all a great service if you permanently removed such a vice from amongst us. We request you to bring in a Guilty Verdict… Thank you and God save us all…

Big Bad Wolf Ain't BAD ?

Alhambra LOCAL BAD WOLF MAGAZINE.

A Judge today has found Big Bad Wolf innocent due to insanity.

The victims, three little pigs, were raped and killed. The pig family's lawyer filed another case after getting the results yesterday morning. The lawyer says, " There is definitely something wrong in today's law system when criminals are found innocent from their crimes, and released from prison back in our society.", as the pigs parent's cried and shouted for their son back the debate continues out in town.

Big Bad Wolf served the California State Prison for two months, and served ten months in California States Mental Ward. Big Bad Wolf claims he does not remember anything, and begs forgiveness from the pig's family.

Are there problems that arises considering mentally ill and criminally insane as innocent victims ?

Two days ago Bad Wolf magazine decided to make an short exclusive interview with Big Bad Wolf to hear his side of the story:

(Interviewer): How did you feel after you knew that you killed and raped 3 little pigs.

(Big Bad Wolf): When I was accused of the crimes on me, I really thought it was a funny joke. However, When I found out that it was really true it really scared me.

(Interviewer): How did they find out your insane ?

(Big Bad Wolf) As they questioned me and found out I had no memory of the crime they sent me to the shrink. I was in the ward for about 5 months, and after several test from professionals from different states the doctors came to a conclusion that I was insane. This was when the doctors found out that I have a split personality.

(interviewer): Is there anything that you want to tell the public ?

(Big Bad Wolf): I now know why people called me Big Bad Wolf. I always thought it was because of my scary look as a big wolf. I never knew it was because there is this evil personality inside me. I also want to tell everyone that although I am called the Big Bad Wolf, I am not necessary bad. Please do not judge me just by my name and appearance. I never killed anything in my life and thank you for the people that believes in me, especially my friends and family.

Public polling showed that more that 87 % of the public believes the Big Bad Wolf is "bad" and should be kept in prison. The other population believes Big Bad Wolf was not himself therefore should be found innocent.