Friday, September 26th. The District Court of Merry Woods was in session today over the murder of Mr. Bigbad Wolf, last May, in the neighborhood of Tiny Shacks. Mr. Wolf’s remains were found by the garbage-animal, Mr. Jackal, when he picked up the day’s trash from behind Mr. Whirly Pig’s lovely cottage, in Tiny Shacks. Mr. Jackal immediately called up the Panther-cops of Merry Woods, and Mr. Pig was held for questioning. However, when he related details about how Mr. Wolf had eaten his two siblings, and that he ate Mr. Wolf in self-defense, Mr. Whirly Pig was allowed to leave the Shanklin Police Station. However, the Panther-cops had warned Mr. Pig not to leave the vicinity of Merry Woods.
This case had puzzled the Panther-cops, Magpie-lawyers and Owl-judges for the past four months. This was because neither Mr. Bigbad Wolf, nor any member of his pack had ever committed such a crime. They had never eaten up any of the animals of Merry Woods. This was a heinous crime, punishable by death. All animals are encouraged to seek sustenance outside the township. Last week, however, a witness who showed up, brought about a completely new insight into the case.
Mr. Shylock Scrooge who had been overseas in the Amazon rainforest, returned after many months of seeking natural resources for his business. He was a key witness for Mr. Wolf’s lawyer, Mr. Mad Magpie. Mr. Shylock Scrooge has been a respectable member of this community for almost half a century, when he left his world to live in ours. He owns Merry Woods’ largest construction company, Crazy Construction, providing employment to over 40% of the animals here. His company has been in business for thirty years. His employees include elephants, zebras, horses, wild buffaloes and hawks.
Mr. Scrooge shocked the court by stating that he knew all three members of the Pig family. He said he met them when they had newly arrived into Merry Woods. According to Mr. Scrooge, Curly, Surly and Whirly had left their mother’s home in the village of Sheepish Fields, and, being poets, had wandered the countryside in search of fairs. They thought they could recite their poems there. They found that Merry Woods had many kinds of fairs held here, so they wanted to live here. They loved the neighborhood of Tiny Shacks, but needed shell-money and materials to build their homes here. So they sought Mr. Scrooge. Curly borrowed a bundle of straw, Surly took a bundle of furze and Whirly took a load of bricks. Mr. Scrooge presented IOU’s in court that had been stamped with each Pig’s hoof-print, in recognition of their debt. The Owl-judge duly made note of this important piece of evidence.
Then, after five months, when the three Pigs had not paid up, Mr. Scrooge hired Mr. Wolf, his finest collection agent, to talk to the Pigs to persuade them to come up with some kind of a payment plan to repay their debt. Mr. Wolf went to Curly’s home but the Pig refused to talk to him, telling him so in rhythm. Then Mr. Wolf threatened to blow away his house, not expecting it to happen. However, when Mr. Pig did not open his door to talk to the Wolf, he blew and the house did fall down. Mr. Wolf left the scene of the crime immediately. Then he went to Surly Pig’s house and exactly the same thing happened, including the Pig talking in rhyme to the Wolf. Mr. Wolf thought a house made of sticks would not break down if he blows, so he carried out his threat, but the house blew away. Mr. Wolf again, ran away. Then Mr. Wolf went to Whirly Pig’s house, hoping to get him to pay up. However, the Pig did not open up, and he could not blow the house down, so he asked the Pig if he would like to go get turnips from Mr. Smith’s field. However, the Pig outsmarted him and went there early, to avoid meeting Mr. Wolf. He then suggested Merry Garden’s apple trees, which was where Mr. Scrooge lived. Again Mr. Pig outsmarted Wolf and left before Wolf could talk to him. Wolf then suggested going to the fair at Shanklin, which the Pig knew was where the police-station was. He deliberately rolled with the butter churn towards Mr. Wolf, hoping to hurt him. Mr. Wolf ran away. Then, as a last resort, Mr. Wolf tried to climb down the chimney to get to talk to Mr. Pig, at which point Whirly Pig put a pot of boiling water under him, cooked him and ate him.
Mr. Scrooge stated that he knew there was a loitering Bobcat in Merry Woods, who came from neighboring Frightening Forest, who was looking for work here. He may be the perpetrator of the Pig’s murders.
The jury has gone into deliberation and we will find out tomorrow if indeed Mr. Bigbad Wolf is acquitted of his alleged crimes and if Mr. Whirly Pig is taken into custody.
Monday, September 29, 2008
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Guilty!
Big Bad Wolf was found guilty today by a jury of 12 at the Disneyland Town Court. Mr. Wolf was found guilty of attempted murder against the three little innocent pigs. Big Bad was taken into custody a few months ago when he tried to kill Practical Pig, the youngest of the three brothers. Practical a very wise little pig was clever enough to inform the authorities that Big Bad Wolf was trying to eat him, and so together with the authorities conjured up a plan to get Big Bad. The next time Big Bad tried to get Practical out of his house he was caught.
During the trial the prosecutors did an excellent job at convincing the jurors the Mr. Wolf was greedy and was a con artist at this best. When Little Red Riding Hood and her grandmother came to testify against him there was no doubt that he was a very deceiving wolf. Little Red Riding Hood told the story of how Big Bad locked her grandmother in the closet and disguise himself as her to try and fool her. The whole court room was shocked. Mr. Wolf, quick to his feet yelled out "lies all lies". Whispers were heard all around the court until the judge had to put everyone in order.
Big Bad was trying to con his way into proving his innocence. He was going to court in suits, trying to speak softly, and remaining calm when others would against him. He even tried to help a family of little pigs built a brick house so that others from his clan won't be able to harm them. However, he lost his temper when Practical was testifying against him. Practical told the court that he was able to escape Big Bad because he was smarter than him. Big Bad turn red and shouted "I'll kill you. You'll see. Soon you'll be inside my belly because I win I always win" while starting to get up from his seat. The cops immediately hold him and got him out of the court all the while Big Bad Wolf was starting to laugh hysterically.
When the verdict was announce Mr. Wolf seemed indifferent. He was his head down. Mean while Practical and his two other brother Fiddler and Piper were jumping up and down for joy. When they took him away Mr. Wolf told the three little pigs that they had not seen the last of him.
During the trial the prosecutors did an excellent job at convincing the jurors the Mr. Wolf was greedy and was a con artist at this best. When Little Red Riding Hood and her grandmother came to testify against him there was no doubt that he was a very deceiving wolf. Little Red Riding Hood told the story of how Big Bad locked her grandmother in the closet and disguise himself as her to try and fool her. The whole court room was shocked. Mr. Wolf, quick to his feet yelled out "lies all lies". Whispers were heard all around the court until the judge had to put everyone in order.
Big Bad was trying to con his way into proving his innocence. He was going to court in suits, trying to speak softly, and remaining calm when others would against him. He even tried to help a family of little pigs built a brick house so that others from his clan won't be able to harm them. However, he lost his temper when Practical was testifying against him. Practical told the court that he was able to escape Big Bad because he was smarter than him. Big Bad turn red and shouted "I'll kill you. You'll see. Soon you'll be inside my belly because I win I always win" while starting to get up from his seat. The cops immediately hold him and got him out of the court all the while Big Bad Wolf was starting to laugh hysterically.
When the verdict was announce Mr. Wolf seemed indifferent. He was his head down. Mean while Practical and his two other brother Fiddler and Piper were jumping up and down for joy. When they took him away Mr. Wolf told the three little pigs that they had not seen the last of him.
Pig Killer Alleges Innocence.
The Ticktacker, a college media publication-- Alexander T. Wolf, a wolf accused of murdering (and eating) of two of the Three Little Pig brothers, Ike and Kyle, and an attempted murder of the third pig , Eric, denied murder and alleged his innocence in the murder trial. His testimony is transcribed below.
"I am here today to tell you the true story. I am sure I can prove my innocence. Let me make this point clear, first. I did not kill the two little pigs. I happened to eat them, but I had a just reason to do so. As to the third pig, I was acting in self-defense. Here’s the true story.
It was a really windy day. I didn’t want to go out, but I needed to go ask the first pig Ike to pay me back 100 animal dollars. As you may know, he was really poor. He didn’t even have enough money to buy a bundle of straw, so he begged a local farmer for it and built a house. I felt pity for him, so when he visited me and said to me, “Please lend me some money. I will pay it back in a month,” I lent him 100 animal dollars. I remember at the time, he jokingly said, “You can eat me if I don’t keep the promise.” Of course, I told him I wouldn’t do that with a smile. However, after one month had passed, he didn’t come to pay it back. So I decided to go to his house in spite of the strong wind. When I arrived at his house and asked him to open the door, he said, “No, no. I won’t open the door.” While I was at lost for words, a strong wind blew and broke down his house. He was crushed to death. Now his joke became true, so I ate him. Then I decided to go to his brother Kyle’s house to tell Ike’s death. When I arrived at his house, I said, “Hi Kyle. Let me come in. I have something to tell you about your brother.” He said, “No, you can’t come in. I have nothing to be told about Ike. I don’t care about him!” I got angry at his thoughtlessness for his brother. Then a blast of wind blew in again, and his house made of sticks fell down. He was dead, so I ate him. Then I went to the third pig Eric’s house. I also lent him 100 animal dollars a long time ago, and he was excusing himself for the late repayment. I knew he had not had enough money to pay it back, so I asked him to go pick up turnips and apples to sell at a local fair. But he didn’t take my advice and ate them up on his own. I barely put up with him and asked him to go to a fair hoping that he would be motivated to open a booth. But his response to my efforts was to frighten me. Can you believe this? You may not know this, but wolves can die when they are scared. Because no one tries to frighten wolves, wolves are so unused to surprise that they can die. When I saw Eric’s face filled with pleasure of frighten me, I thought he would do that again, so I tried to kill him for the right of self-defense. Does anyone still think I’m guilty? I hope justice will be done."
"I am here today to tell you the true story. I am sure I can prove my innocence. Let me make this point clear, first. I did not kill the two little pigs. I happened to eat them, but I had a just reason to do so. As to the third pig, I was acting in self-defense. Here’s the true story.
It was a really windy day. I didn’t want to go out, but I needed to go ask the first pig Ike to pay me back 100 animal dollars. As you may know, he was really poor. He didn’t even have enough money to buy a bundle of straw, so he begged a local farmer for it and built a house. I felt pity for him, so when he visited me and said to me, “Please lend me some money. I will pay it back in a month,” I lent him 100 animal dollars. I remember at the time, he jokingly said, “You can eat me if I don’t keep the promise.” Of course, I told him I wouldn’t do that with a smile. However, after one month had passed, he didn’t come to pay it back. So I decided to go to his house in spite of the strong wind. When I arrived at his house and asked him to open the door, he said, “No, no. I won’t open the door.” While I was at lost for words, a strong wind blew and broke down his house. He was crushed to death. Now his joke became true, so I ate him. Then I decided to go to his brother Kyle’s house to tell Ike’s death. When I arrived at his house, I said, “Hi Kyle. Let me come in. I have something to tell you about your brother.” He said, “No, you can’t come in. I have nothing to be told about Ike. I don’t care about him!” I got angry at his thoughtlessness for his brother. Then a blast of wind blew in again, and his house made of sticks fell down. He was dead, so I ate him. Then I went to the third pig Eric’s house. I also lent him 100 animal dollars a long time ago, and he was excusing himself for the late repayment. I knew he had not had enough money to pay it back, so I asked him to go pick up turnips and apples to sell at a local fair. But he didn’t take my advice and ate them up on his own. I barely put up with him and asked him to go to a fair hoping that he would be motivated to open a booth. But his response to my efforts was to frighten me. Can you believe this? You may not know this, but wolves can die when they are scared. Because no one tries to frighten wolves, wolves are so unused to surprise that they can die. When I saw Eric’s face filled with pleasure of frighten me, I thought he would do that again, so I tried to kill him for the right of self-defense. Does anyone still think I’m guilty? I hope justice will be done."
Once upon a time somewhere in Manhatforest three little pigs worked in real estate. Mike, Frank and John were brothers and they called their company Super Brothers. The economy of that time was very unstable due to Wall Parkway crisis and other external problems of United Woods; therefore real estate went down and the brothers closed their company. Even one bedroom burrows cost so much money that inhabitants of Manhatforest had to lived under trees. However, the pigs were young and enthusiastic and they came up with an idea to open totally different business as restaurants. The little pigs decided to do their on their own and open three restaurant in different locations. Mike opened McAcorn, Frank opened Burger Pig, and John opened White Farm.
Everything was great, they ran their businesses and enjoyed their lives. Mike’s place was located by a river which was a wonderful as he thought. Animals from all over the woods came their to drink some water, so Mike decided not to spend money on advertising. He was so confident in his success so didn’t care about any investment in his business to improve it. However, it was so good only in the beginning because one day beavers moved to the river and built there their weirs that made water to disappear. The animals stopped going to the river and restaurant met its worst days. All employees quit and Mike stayed there alone and broken.
In contrast, Mike’s brother Frank realized that hid Burger Pig was located by a glade; therefore, he worked on the advertising very hard by hiring the best promoters, pr managers and did it well. All inhabitants of the Manhatwoods found out about the place and wanted to visit it. More and more customers came to his place but there were so many that one day they turned the glade into desert. They ruined everything around the restaurant. Frank spent all his money on commercial and didn’t hired extra workers to clean environment of his place. After that lee and less animals visited Burger Pig. Neither ads nor food helped Frank to capture customers attention. Moreover, his employees were so wealthy in the beginning so they stared drinking and became rude to their customers.
John’s White Farm was located somewhere at the edge of the woods and seemed not very successful, however John didn’t give up. He wanted to draw his customers and made it as his main goal. The only advantage he had was an oak tree by his restaurants. Birds from all over the woods gathered there and sang their songs. It look like a real good destruction but John came up with an idea to use it as an advantage. He bought karaoke system and fixed up singing competitions with different kinds of entertainment. John’s reputation went up and he was considered as the best entrepreneur of the wood. He was very loyal to his employees and they were happy to work for him. White Farm became the most popular place in the woods.
While Frank and Mike’s restaurants was facing bankruptcy White Farm was flourishing. However, one day the biggest competitor of the little pigs Wolf the owner of Apple Flies restaurant declared that pigs were not kosher so animals were better not to it in their restaurants. The pigs businesses rapidly went down. Mike and Frank closed their businesses and started working for MTA. But smart pig John went to the most popular radio station and admitted that he never sold pork in his restaurant at least because he was a pig. At the same time he protected himself from wolfs and other predators because he was a pig and could be eaten by the wolfs one day.
A few years later brothers came to John an asked him how he was able to save his business and open new restaurants. What was the answer? He gave them some lessons of good marketing and pr skills.
Everything was great, they ran their businesses and enjoyed their lives. Mike’s place was located by a river which was a wonderful as he thought. Animals from all over the woods came their to drink some water, so Mike decided not to spend money on advertising. He was so confident in his success so didn’t care about any investment in his business to improve it. However, it was so good only in the beginning because one day beavers moved to the river and built there their weirs that made water to disappear. The animals stopped going to the river and restaurant met its worst days. All employees quit and Mike stayed there alone and broken.
In contrast, Mike’s brother Frank realized that hid Burger Pig was located by a glade; therefore, he worked on the advertising very hard by hiring the best promoters, pr managers and did it well. All inhabitants of the Manhatwoods found out about the place and wanted to visit it. More and more customers came to his place but there were so many that one day they turned the glade into desert. They ruined everything around the restaurant. Frank spent all his money on commercial and didn’t hired extra workers to clean environment of his place. After that lee and less animals visited Burger Pig. Neither ads nor food helped Frank to capture customers attention. Moreover, his employees were so wealthy in the beginning so they stared drinking and became rude to their customers.
John’s White Farm was located somewhere at the edge of the woods and seemed not very successful, however John didn’t give up. He wanted to draw his customers and made it as his main goal. The only advantage he had was an oak tree by his restaurants. Birds from all over the woods gathered there and sang their songs. It look like a real good destruction but John came up with an idea to use it as an advantage. He bought karaoke system and fixed up singing competitions with different kinds of entertainment. John’s reputation went up and he was considered as the best entrepreneur of the wood. He was very loyal to his employees and they were happy to work for him. White Farm became the most popular place in the woods.
While Frank and Mike’s restaurants was facing bankruptcy White Farm was flourishing. However, one day the biggest competitor of the little pigs Wolf the owner of Apple Flies restaurant declared that pigs were not kosher so animals were better not to it in their restaurants. The pigs businesses rapidly went down. Mike and Frank closed their businesses and started working for MTA. But smart pig John went to the most popular radio station and admitted that he never sold pork in his restaurant at least because he was a pig. At the same time he protected himself from wolfs and other predators because he was a pig and could be eaten by the wolfs one day.
A few years later brothers came to John an asked him how he was able to save his business and open new restaurants. What was the answer? He gave them some lessons of good marketing and pr skills.
Once upon a time somewhere in Manhatforest three little pigs worked in real estate. Mike, Frank and John were brothers and they called their company Super Brothers. The economy of that time was very unstable due to Wall Parkway crisis and other external problems of United Woods; therefore real estate went down and the brothers closed their company. Even one bedroom burrows cost so much money that inhabitants of Manhatforest had to lived under trees. However, the pigs were young and enthusiastic and they came up with an idea to open totally different business as restaurants. The little pigs decided to do their on their own and open three restaurant in different locations. Mike opened McAcorn, Frank opened Burger Pig, and John opened White Farm.
Everything was great, they ran their businesses and enjoyed their lives. Mike’s place was located by a river which was a wonderful as he thought. Animals from all over the woods came their to drink some water, so Mike decided not to spend money on advertising. He was so confident in his success so didn’t care about any investment in his business to improve it. However, it was so good only in the beginning because one day beavers moved to the river and built there their weirs that made water to disappear. The animals stopped going to the river and restaurant met its worst days. All employees quit and Mike stayed there alone and broken.
In contrast, Mike’s brother Frank realized that hid Burger Pig was located by a glade; therefore, he worked on the advertising very hard by hiring the best promoters, pr managers and did it well. All inhabitants of the Manhatwoods found out about the place and wanted to visit it. More and more customers came to his place but there were so many that one day they turned the glade into desert. They ruined everything around the restaurant. Frank spent all his money on commercial and didn’t hired extra workers to clean environment of his place. After that lee and less animals visited Burger Pig. Neither ads nor food helped Frank to capture customers attention. Moreover, his employees were so wealthy in the beginning so they stared drinking and became rude to their customers.
John’s White Farm was located somewhere at the edge of the woods and seemed not very successful, however John didn’t give up. He wanted to draw his customers and made it as his main goal. The only advantage he had was an oak tree by his restaurants. Birds from all over the woods gathered there and sang their songs. It look like a real good destruction but John came up with an idea to use it as an advantage. He bought karaoke system and fixed up singing competitions with different kinds of entertainment. John’s reputation went up and he was considered as the best entrepreneur of the wood. He was very loyal to his employees and they were happy to work for him. White Farm became the most popular place in the woods.
While Frank and Mike’s restaurants was facing bankruptcy White Farm was flourishing. However, one day the biggest competitor of the little pigs Wolf the owner of Apple Flies restaurant declared that pigs were not kosher so animals were better not to it in their restaurants. The pigs businesses rapidly went down. Mike and Frank closed their businesses and started working for MTA. But smart pig John went to the most popular radio station and admitted that he never sold pork in his restaurant at least because he was a pig. At the same time he protected himself from wolfs and other predators because he was a pig and could be eaten by the wolfs one day.
A few years later brothers came to John an asked him how he was able to save his business and open new restaurants. What was the answer? He gave them some lessons of good marketing and pr skills.
Everything was great, they ran their businesses and enjoyed their lives. Mike’s place was located by a river which was a wonderful as he thought. Animals from all over the woods came their to drink some water, so Mike decided not to spend money on advertising. He was so confident in his success so didn’t care about any investment in his business to improve it. However, it was so good only in the beginning because one day beavers moved to the river and built there their weirs that made water to disappear. The animals stopped going to the river and restaurant met its worst days. All employees quit and Mike stayed there alone and broken.
In contrast, Mike’s brother Frank realized that hid Burger Pig was located by a glade; therefore, he worked on the advertising very hard by hiring the best promoters, pr managers and did it well. All inhabitants of the Manhatwoods found out about the place and wanted to visit it. More and more customers came to his place but there were so many that one day they turned the glade into desert. They ruined everything around the restaurant. Frank spent all his money on commercial and didn’t hired extra workers to clean environment of his place. After that lee and less animals visited Burger Pig. Neither ads nor food helped Frank to capture customers attention. Moreover, his employees were so wealthy in the beginning so they stared drinking and became rude to their customers.
John’s White Farm was located somewhere at the edge of the woods and seemed not very successful, however John didn’t give up. He wanted to draw his customers and made it as his main goal. The only advantage he had was an oak tree by his restaurants. Birds from all over the woods gathered there and sang their songs. It look like a real good destruction but John came up with an idea to use it as an advantage. He bought karaoke system and fixed up singing competitions with different kinds of entertainment. John’s reputation went up and he was considered as the best entrepreneur of the wood. He was very loyal to his employees and they were happy to work for him. White Farm became the most popular place in the woods.
While Frank and Mike’s restaurants was facing bankruptcy White Farm was flourishing. However, one day the biggest competitor of the little pigs Wolf the owner of Apple Flies restaurant declared that pigs were not kosher so animals were better not to it in their restaurants. The pigs businesses rapidly went down. Mike and Frank closed their businesses and started working for MTA. But smart pig John went to the most popular radio station and admitted that he never sold pork in his restaurant at least because he was a pig. At the same time he protected himself from wolfs and other predators because he was a pig and could be eaten by the wolfs one day.
A few years later brothers came to John an asked him how he was able to save his business and open new restaurants. What was the answer? He gave them some lessons of good marketing and pr skills.
Friday, September 26, 2008
HUNGRY WOLF ON THE HOT SEAT
Today, Thursday September 25, 2008 has marked a landmark day here in Swine Valley, USA. Trial has begun in the heated case of the Little Pigs versus the notorious Brer Wolf. Both sides have presented their vivid accounts of events past and now the jury is left to decipher truth from fiction.
Lawyers from both sides have come forth with statements to the general public at an earlier press conference today. The defense, Attorney Robert Wolvington, contends that his client is innocent of all charges, such as breaking and entering, larceny, attempted murder, and murder , just to name a few. The prosecution attorney, Hamilton Grunt asserts that a crime against animality has occurred and justice will prevail. The young, but seasoned lawyer representing the prosecution has made it clear that if one wolf is let off the hook, life as we all know it would perish.
This trial marks the final stages of a more than a decade search for the culprit responsible for the brutal murder of members to the Little Pig family. Brer Wolf allegedly coaxed his way into the houses of unsuspecting pigs, and then violently attacked, eating his victim without even chewing. His violent rage was ended after meeting his match in a house well constructed out of brick. He allegedly attempted to enter this house through the chimney and met a surprise at the end of the tunnel- a boiling pot of water. Police arrested Brer Wolf on the scene, scalded rear and all, and locked him up without bail.
All Little Pigs in the Swine Valley and surrounding regions are advised to look out for copycats- or copywolves to be PC. Deliberation resumes tomorrow and is expected to last throughout next week. We will keep you posted of any developments to the story.
Lawyers from both sides have come forth with statements to the general public at an earlier press conference today. The defense, Attorney Robert Wolvington, contends that his client is innocent of all charges, such as breaking and entering, larceny, attempted murder, and murder , just to name a few. The prosecution attorney, Hamilton Grunt asserts that a crime against animality has occurred and justice will prevail. The young, but seasoned lawyer representing the prosecution has made it clear that if one wolf is let off the hook, life as we all know it would perish.
This trial marks the final stages of a more than a decade search for the culprit responsible for the brutal murder of members to the Little Pig family. Brer Wolf allegedly coaxed his way into the houses of unsuspecting pigs, and then violently attacked, eating his victim without even chewing. His violent rage was ended after meeting his match in a house well constructed out of brick. He allegedly attempted to enter this house through the chimney and met a surprise at the end of the tunnel- a boiling pot of water. Police arrested Brer Wolf on the scene, scalded rear and all, and locked him up without bail.
All Little Pigs in the Swine Valley and surrounding regions are advised to look out for copycats- or copywolves to be PC. Deliberation resumes tomorrow and is expected to last throughout next week. We will keep you posted of any developments to the story.
The Real Face of an Ogre
Special report from Far Far Away Court TV.
Today we are covering live the first day of the trial over Piglet who is accused of a first degree intentional murder. To recap, a few months ago our Far Far Away Kingdom was shaken with the awful news of a double homicide of two Little Pigs, brothers of the defendant, and a horrifying death of Alex T. Wolf, a respected citizen of our Woods. A thorough investigation revealed the prime suspect to be Piglet, the youngest of the three Little Pigs.
In its opening statement the prosecution insisted that Mr. Wolf indeed went to the Little Pigs houses for a cup of sugar for his granny’s birthday cake. However, by the time he got there, both of the Little Pigs were already dead, that’s why he didn’t get any response from them. Due to Mr. Wolf’s medical condition (he was recovering from a severe cold) he sneezed and the houses went down. When Mr. Wolf approached the house of Piglet, the latter was already waiting for him. He framed Alex T. Wolf into getting into the chimney and intentionally left the lid of the kettle open. The prosecutor concluded that during this trial he is going to convince the jury that it was in fact Piglet who killed his two older brothers, having a large sum of insurance money as a motive, put Mr. Wolf as the one to blame, and then murdered him too on a pretense of self defense.
We now going live as the Piglet’s defense is taking a stand with its opening statement:
“Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Piggy Fox. Together with my colleagues over here at this table, I'm proud and privileged to represent this Little Pig. I get to talk to you directly about this case. This is an important time, and I am going to try my best to communicate what happened in this case.
Ladies and gentlemen, in this case you will find that Piglet did not use excessive force to protect his home by not placing a lid on the kettle, but rather was left with no alternative when Alex T. Wolf was coming down the chimney. Ladies and gentlemen I want you to understand that the little pig just shortly prior was informed that the wolf came to his brothers’ homes and stated "Let me in, Let me in, little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!", and after those words the wolf huffed and puffed and blew their houses in and he ate up the Little Pigs. This is not a case of excessive force, this is a case of a very frightened little pig that just learned of the death of his brother pigs and he knew he was next in line!
Remember this if you don't remember anything else I'm going to say in the next few minutes, I ask you to remember this: The Little pig saw the Wolf coming, which, as you may suppose, frightened him very much, he knew that if he was not to act the Wolf would eat him just like he did his brothers. The defendant never conspired or agreed with anyone, the defendant used a reasonable amount of force to protect himself from a deadly attack!
The prosecutors have the burden of proof beyond a reasonable doubt. In this case you will learn that there were three Little Pigs and now before you seating here today is just one! Granted, that he was the sensible Little Pig who built his home out of brick unlike his brothers who built their homes out of Straw and Sticks, but the fact still remains, the wolf found the way to get into the brick house through the chimney with the sole purpose of eating the Little Pig, leaving the Little Pig no choice but to leave a kettle with out a lid. The prosecutors have the burden of proving their claims beyond a reasonable doubt, and when this case is all over and the evidence is in, I am counting on you, members of the jury, to find that The Little Pig is innocent!”
Well, that was a very powerful statement indeed! The first day is over, the jury is taken to the MidWoods hotel, and we are left to wonder what kind of evidence will be presented from both the prosecution and defense sides at tomorrow’s session. Did Piglet really tricked us into believing he was innocent? Or was it just a self defense? Will the name of Mr. T. Wolf be cleared of allegations? Or were we all deceived by his status in the society and didn't see his real intentions?
Stay tuned for more on the story.
Coming up next: An Exclusive Interview with the Mr. Wolf’s grandmother. What is the REAL reason of the continuous hatred between wolfs and pigs? Find out in just a few minutes after a short break.
Today we are covering live the first day of the trial over Piglet who is accused of a first degree intentional murder. To recap, a few months ago our Far Far Away Kingdom was shaken with the awful news of a double homicide of two Little Pigs, brothers of the defendant, and a horrifying death of Alex T. Wolf, a respected citizen of our Woods. A thorough investigation revealed the prime suspect to be Piglet, the youngest of the three Little Pigs.
In its opening statement the prosecution insisted that Mr. Wolf indeed went to the Little Pigs houses for a cup of sugar for his granny’s birthday cake. However, by the time he got there, both of the Little Pigs were already dead, that’s why he didn’t get any response from them. Due to Mr. Wolf’s medical condition (he was recovering from a severe cold) he sneezed and the houses went down. When Mr. Wolf approached the house of Piglet, the latter was already waiting for him. He framed Alex T. Wolf into getting into the chimney and intentionally left the lid of the kettle open. The prosecutor concluded that during this trial he is going to convince the jury that it was in fact Piglet who killed his two older brothers, having a large sum of insurance money as a motive, put Mr. Wolf as the one to blame, and then murdered him too on a pretense of self defense.
We now going live as the Piglet’s defense is taking a stand with its opening statement:
“Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Piggy Fox. Together with my colleagues over here at this table, I'm proud and privileged to represent this Little Pig. I get to talk to you directly about this case. This is an important time, and I am going to try my best to communicate what happened in this case.
Ladies and gentlemen, in this case you will find that Piglet did not use excessive force to protect his home by not placing a lid on the kettle, but rather was left with no alternative when Alex T. Wolf was coming down the chimney. Ladies and gentlemen I want you to understand that the little pig just shortly prior was informed that the wolf came to his brothers’ homes and stated "Let me in, Let me in, little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!", and after those words the wolf huffed and puffed and blew their houses in and he ate up the Little Pigs. This is not a case of excessive force, this is a case of a very frightened little pig that just learned of the death of his brother pigs and he knew he was next in line!
Remember this if you don't remember anything else I'm going to say in the next few minutes, I ask you to remember this: The Little pig saw the Wolf coming, which, as you may suppose, frightened him very much, he knew that if he was not to act the Wolf would eat him just like he did his brothers. The defendant never conspired or agreed with anyone, the defendant used a reasonable amount of force to protect himself from a deadly attack!
The prosecutors have the burden of proof beyond a reasonable doubt. In this case you will learn that there were three Little Pigs and now before you seating here today is just one! Granted, that he was the sensible Little Pig who built his home out of brick unlike his brothers who built their homes out of Straw and Sticks, but the fact still remains, the wolf found the way to get into the brick house through the chimney with the sole purpose of eating the Little Pig, leaving the Little Pig no choice but to leave a kettle with out a lid. The prosecutors have the burden of proving their claims beyond a reasonable doubt, and when this case is all over and the evidence is in, I am counting on you, members of the jury, to find that The Little Pig is innocent!”
Well, that was a very powerful statement indeed! The first day is over, the jury is taken to the MidWoods hotel, and we are left to wonder what kind of evidence will be presented from both the prosecution and defense sides at tomorrow’s session. Did Piglet really tricked us into believing he was innocent? Or was it just a self defense? Will the name of Mr. T. Wolf be cleared of allegations? Or were we all deceived by his status in the society and didn't see his real intentions?
Stay tuned for more on the story.
Coming up next: An Exclusive Interview with the Mr. Wolf’s grandmother. What is the REAL reason of the continuous hatred between wolfs and pigs? Find out in just a few minutes after a short break.
Perpetrator or Victim?
We interrupt the regularly scheduled program for breaking news that just came in. In the recent months we have been following the story of the murder of Brer Wolf who many in the community perceived him as a deceitful man. We have just found out that Mr. Wolf had been suffering a life threatening condition. Apparently the only way to survive his dibilitating condition was to consume the DNA of piglets. The defense attorney, Mr. Wiggles has released a statement saying, " My client is not guilty due to reasonable insanity. He was told he only had one month to live and took drastic measures." The prosecution in the case argues there is no justification for taking a life to save another. "Eye for an eye" is not how we as mammals live in our quiet community.
Many townspeople continue to be frustrated with the piglets for not taking their mothers warning serious, and being naive. "She was one tough cookie who knew that her children would be targeted", said HorseyMorse, a local resident of animalville. He went on to say, " her children took after her acting fearless but when faced with the wolf were not able to conquer." We do not know for how long Mr. Wolf was stalking the piglets but rumors have been going around this small town that he followed Big Pig one day with the intent to eat him but instead got into a physical altercation where Big Pig was able to break free. Some question if Mr. Wolf at that point had a personal vendetta against Big Pig and continued to pursue him out of personal anger to save his life.
Although these crimes are horrific, the circumstances were different. Mr. Wolf had to eat the piglets to survive and Runt had to kill in self defense. So as the case is presented to the jury, they are asked the question... how far would you go to save your life?
We interrupt the regularly scheduled program for breaking news that just came in. In the recent months we have been following the story of the murder of Brer Wolf who many in the community perceived him as a deceitful man. We have just found out that Mr. Wolf had been suffering a life threatening condition. Apparently the only way to survive his dibilitating condition was to consume the DNA of piglets. The defense attorney, Mr. Wiggles has released a statement saying, " My client is not guilty due to reasonable insanity. He was told he only had one month to live and took drastic measures." The prosecution in the case argues there is no justification for taking a life to save another. "Eye for an eye" is not how we as mammals live in our quiet community.
Many townspeople continue to be frustrated with the piglets for not taking their mothers warning serious, and being naive. "She was one tough cookie who knew that her children would be targeted", said HorseyMorse, a local resident of animalville. He went on to say, " her children took after her acting fearless but when faced with the wolf were not able to conquer." We do not know for how long Mr. Wolf was stalking the piglets but rumors have been going around this small town that he followed Big Pig one day with the intent to eat him but instead got into a physical altercation where Big Pig was able to break free. Some question if Mr. Wolf at that point had a personal vendetta against Big Pig and continued to pursue him out of personal anger to save his life.
Although these crimes are horrific, the circumstances were different. Mr. Wolf had to eat the piglets to survive and Runt had to kill in self defense. So as the case is presented to the jury, they are asked the question... how far would you go to save your life?
Wolf's confession
Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupted our scheduled radio program for a very important message. Our special correspondent is currently located in the Central city courtroom, where the most scandal and highly speculated criminal case is being deliberated. Let me remind you that we are tracing the final stages of the process that for the last couple of months attracted unparalleled attention of near all residents of our small town. Alex T. Wolf is accused of murdering two innocent pigs, brothers Danny and Rubby, and attempted murder their third brother Vinny, who magically escaped the tragedy. Today the legal process goes to an end. Prosecution side seems like the winners of the case, while all attempts of defendant’s attorneys to prove his innocence seemingly have not convinced the jury. So, ladies and gentlemen, right now the judge will let the defendant Alex T. Wolf address the jury his final words. Will he be able to convince them of his innocence? Well, it sounds unrealistically, but he definitely has the last chance to do so. Otherwise, he will be most probably sentenced to death for the second degree murder of two little pigs, residents of our lovely peaceful town. Right now I turn off my microphone so you will be able to hear the Wolf, as he already began his speech…
“Your honor judge, dear jury, fellow residents… I have been spending every minute since the day of that tragic incident that shaken up our peaceful town, continuously thinking why… Why it happened? Why it happened to me? Why it happened to my friends Danny and Rubby. Yes, do not be surprised, they were my friend, and I loved them. I visited their lovely houses many times, as well as they were always dear guests at my home. Our kids attended the same karate club and I remember as vivid as if it was only yesterday how they were coming home together dressed in kimono after the training session… It is very sad, ladies and gentlemen…Sad and tragic… Now I am trying to remind the smallest episodes of that horrible night, and I must confess that I am the only reason that Rubby and Danny are no longer with us, but at the same time… I am not guilty. To understand that controversy I pledge you for only one minute to turn to be a Wolf, in your imagination of course... Well, I realize this is hard, especially if you are a goose, cow or rabbit, like most of the present jury members. But, please, try even if it sounds mad, because otherwise the decision you are going to make tonight will not be as accurate as it should be. And I am afraid that it will be far from what we are all looking for – justice!
So, my dear friends … do you know what it means to be a Wolf? It means a constant fight with yourself. Unfortunately our society is not perfect and wolfs nowadays have to neighbor with their potential food. Sorry, for being not politcorrect, but you heard me right, I live very miserable life, every day masking what kind of person I actually am. It demands huge mental and physical efforts. Believe me, it is very hard to be a Wolf in our Pig’s world. But I got used to live that way, and everything went well up until that tragic day… I could not control my drives, a predator, a monster that was sleeping inside of me, woke suddenly up. Yes, I ate Ruby and Danny, but it was not actually me…It was my darkest and evil part, which I was not able to control for only half an hour... Yes I ate Rubby and Danny and scared to death Vinny, but I am not guilty!
Ladies and gentlemen, to conclude, I would like to question every and each of you: Will you be well with yourself after sending a Wolf to the electric chair, realizing that the only crime he committed was to be born a Wolf? God bless you, and let justice be done!”
We are going to commercial break.
“Your honor judge, dear jury, fellow residents… I have been spending every minute since the day of that tragic incident that shaken up our peaceful town, continuously thinking why… Why it happened? Why it happened to me? Why it happened to my friends Danny and Rubby. Yes, do not be surprised, they were my friend, and I loved them. I visited their lovely houses many times, as well as they were always dear guests at my home. Our kids attended the same karate club and I remember as vivid as if it was only yesterday how they were coming home together dressed in kimono after the training session… It is very sad, ladies and gentlemen…Sad and tragic… Now I am trying to remind the smallest episodes of that horrible night, and I must confess that I am the only reason that Rubby and Danny are no longer with us, but at the same time… I am not guilty. To understand that controversy I pledge you for only one minute to turn to be a Wolf, in your imagination of course... Well, I realize this is hard, especially if you are a goose, cow or rabbit, like most of the present jury members. But, please, try even if it sounds mad, because otherwise the decision you are going to make tonight will not be as accurate as it should be. And I am afraid that it will be far from what we are all looking for – justice!
So, my dear friends … do you know what it means to be a Wolf? It means a constant fight with yourself. Unfortunately our society is not perfect and wolfs nowadays have to neighbor with their potential food. Sorry, for being not politcorrect, but you heard me right, I live very miserable life, every day masking what kind of person I actually am. It demands huge mental and physical efforts. Believe me, it is very hard to be a Wolf in our Pig’s world. But I got used to live that way, and everything went well up until that tragic day… I could not control my drives, a predator, a monster that was sleeping inside of me, woke suddenly up. Yes, I ate Ruby and Danny, but it was not actually me…It was my darkest and evil part, which I was not able to control for only half an hour... Yes I ate Rubby and Danny and scared to death Vinny, but I am not guilty!
Ladies and gentlemen, to conclude, I would like to question every and each of you: Will you be well with yourself after sending a Wolf to the electric chair, realizing that the only crime he committed was to be born a Wolf? God bless you, and let justice be done!”
We are going to commercial break.
Brutal murder of a Doctor
The typhus epidemic broke out in the village among pigs.
Fortunately, Brer Wolf was an experienced doctor who could recognize the illness just by looking at the patient. He was in very good relationships with sow mother, who asked Wolf to visit her daughters occasionally to make sure that they are not contaminated. Regrettably, once infected a pig couldn’t be cured. After his or her death burying a contaminated flesh would result in more extensive spike of epidemic due to rapid growth of this bacterium in the soil.
Before the death sow mother advised her piggy-children that “if they could escape from old Brer Wolf, they'd be doing monstrously well.” In other words, if Brer Wolf didn’t find any signs of typhus epidemic during his visits it would mean that escape from the illness is guaranteed.
Obviously, piggy-children were afraid to hear the diagnosis “ill” from the Brer Wolf. For that reason, they have employed any possible strategy to oppose seeing the doctor.
During the visit of Big Pig’s house Brer Wolf had to use roasting ears to persuade the Big Pig to open the door. Once Brer Wolf saw Big Pig it was obvious that she was badly contaminated. The only way to ease her sufferings was to gobble her up before she realizes her wretched condition.
The same situation occurred with the Little Pig and with the Speckled Pig since they were incurably infected.
The Runt Pig resisted Wolf’s check up with zeal rejecting any possibility of meeting the doctor. Highly responsible doctor wouldn’t allow the spread of infection; therefore each piggy had to be examined to make sure that typhus epidemic will be extirpated without a single possibility to spike again which would cause a threat to the whole piggy village.
Desperate attempt to examine the Runt Pig's condition resulted in consequent murder of the Brer Wolf by Runt Pig. She had cruelly burned the doctor "to a crackling."
Right know there is no doctor left in the village. Who knows what’s going to happen with its inhabitants.
Fortunately, Brer Wolf was an experienced doctor who could recognize the illness just by looking at the patient. He was in very good relationships with sow mother, who asked Wolf to visit her daughters occasionally to make sure that they are not contaminated. Regrettably, once infected a pig couldn’t be cured. After his or her death burying a contaminated flesh would result in more extensive spike of epidemic due to rapid growth of this bacterium in the soil.
Before the death sow mother advised her piggy-children that “if they could escape from old Brer Wolf, they'd be doing monstrously well.” In other words, if Brer Wolf didn’t find any signs of typhus epidemic during his visits it would mean that escape from the illness is guaranteed.
Obviously, piggy-children were afraid to hear the diagnosis “ill” from the Brer Wolf. For that reason, they have employed any possible strategy to oppose seeing the doctor.
During the visit of Big Pig’s house Brer Wolf had to use roasting ears to persuade the Big Pig to open the door. Once Brer Wolf saw Big Pig it was obvious that she was badly contaminated. The only way to ease her sufferings was to gobble her up before she realizes her wretched condition.
The same situation occurred with the Little Pig and with the Speckled Pig since they were incurably infected.
The Runt Pig resisted Wolf’s check up with zeal rejecting any possibility of meeting the doctor. Highly responsible doctor wouldn’t allow the spread of infection; therefore each piggy had to be examined to make sure that typhus epidemic will be extirpated without a single possibility to spike again which would cause a threat to the whole piggy village.
Desperate attempt to examine the Runt Pig's condition resulted in consequent murder of the Brer Wolf by Runt Pig. She had cruelly burned the doctor "to a crackling."
Right know there is no doctor left in the village. Who knows what’s going to happen with its inhabitants.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
terrible murder
Forrest news presents.
We just found out about the most horrible event you could ever heard about since the forrest-wide-known crazy rabbit Joe killed poor bear Bob.
Yesterday Forrest police had call from two security guards. It was said that on the west side of the Forrest 2 pigs brothers were found murdered in the most horrible way – they have been eaten alive!!! The only parts of them police could find were their ears and teeth. The names of those two brothers were Mr. Hru and Mr. Hru the Second. They were two of three brothers. The third pig brother Mr. Hru the Third was in his house in very unstable condition.
It was found out that the day before the event all three pigs were having a few drinks in the Forrest bar with other animals. Then the Wolf came. His name was Lecter and he was already drunk and very hungry. There were lot of food around, but Lecter was hungry for blood! He followed the first pig on his way home. Mr. Hru lived in a small house on the 1st street. The Wolf came into his house through the window, found Mr. Hru laying on his bed and ate him piece by piece, living just his small ears, which he put in the fridge. In that house he found the address of his brother Mr. Hru the Second. He went to his house also, which was located just few blocks away.
After the first pig the wolf was crazy for blood! It took him only ten minutes to get into the house and eat the second pig. And again he left pig's ears in the fridge. What a crazy animal! Then he went to the third brother Mr. Hru the Third. He lived in a penthouse just 10 blocks away with a security in it. When Lecter came into the house he was stopped and asked to explain the reason of coming. The Wolf said that he had some business to talk about. The third brother came and saw blood on the Wolf’s shirt. The guardians called the police.
Police came fifteen minutes later and told Mr. Hru the Third about his brothers. It was such a shock for him that he cannot say a word for already three days.
The representative from Forrest police department announced that the court found Mr. Lecter guilty and the Wolf will be prosecuted tomorrow on the Forrest square at 1 p.m.
This the most horrible event in the history of Forrest. The king announced this day as a Sad Day. Also parents of the pigs will get a compensation from the Forrest government.
Thank you for being with us. Forrest news.
Will the Criminal Get Away !!
Good evening everyone thank you for joining us for the 10 news at 10 tonight.
Mr. Wolf was finally arrested Thursday in Huff Puff Village, on murder charges.
We will shortly be reporting to you on the immediate results of this trial and its effects on the residents of "Far Away Land”
We now go live to Fiona as she tracks the progress of the trial that is being held.
Fiona, where is Mr. Wolf at this time?
Fiona- Mr. Wolf is with his attorney Ms. Foxy, and he seems to be engaged in an intense conversation with her while a witness is being called.
Shrek- Fiona can you, in the meantime, recap some of the facts we have regarding this case?
Fiona- sure!!
Mr. Wolf was spotted trying to visit Piglet for three days in a row right after the brutal death of his two older brothers .Mr. Wolf, expressed his concern for Piglet after that drastic news, so he wanted to help him change his mood. He apparently invited piglet for various occasions such as going to Mr. Smith’s home field to get some turnips, and then go to pick some apples at merry garden and also to attend the Shanklin fair. Although, Wolf had to miss that one because of a severe chest pain he felt while on his way to the fair.
Shrek: thank you Fiona!!
So is Mr. Wolf guilty or not guilty??
We’ll keep you updated as events begin to unfold
Now, reporting live from outside the courthouse:
The Goslings are back rioting!!!
Fiona-What do you think Daffy, is this another de ja vu or what???
Daffy- I believe it is, I was strong enough for my siblings!! Luckily the greedy Wolf had swallowed them whole.
But this should be the end of the story of the wolves .
It was only a couple of years ago that his uncle was sitting in that chair,and today it's him!!
People of “Far Away Land” should know the truth, the whole truth!
Fiona- I have more people joining the goslings by the second,
People are being influenced by their message!
Fiona- Shrek! At this point both sides are making their final argument, and it seems to be quite dramatic and effective.
We are about to hear the final verdict. So what do you think??
Shrek- let’s wait and see
Courtroom:
Clerk: all rise , Is there a verdict?
Foreperson: yes
Judge: the defendant is found guilty of charge and he will be handed over to Piglet, so he can boil him up and eat him for supper!!
Fiona- Piglet , what are your comments ?
Piglet - i will live happily ever after !
Shrek: Thank you Fiona for your very thorough report
Finally, from all of us at ten news at ten,
Thank you and Good Night
Mr. Wolf was finally arrested Thursday in Huff Puff Village, on murder charges.
We will shortly be reporting to you on the immediate results of this trial and its effects on the residents of "Far Away Land”
We now go live to Fiona as she tracks the progress of the trial that is being held.
Fiona, where is Mr. Wolf at this time?
Fiona- Mr. Wolf is with his attorney Ms. Foxy, and he seems to be engaged in an intense conversation with her while a witness is being called.
Shrek- Fiona can you, in the meantime, recap some of the facts we have regarding this case?
Fiona- sure!!
Mr. Wolf was spotted trying to visit Piglet for three days in a row right after the brutal death of his two older brothers .Mr. Wolf, expressed his concern for Piglet after that drastic news, so he wanted to help him change his mood. He apparently invited piglet for various occasions such as going to Mr. Smith’s home field to get some turnips, and then go to pick some apples at merry garden and also to attend the Shanklin fair. Although, Wolf had to miss that one because of a severe chest pain he felt while on his way to the fair.
Shrek: thank you Fiona!!
So is Mr. Wolf guilty or not guilty??
We’ll keep you updated as events begin to unfold
Now, reporting live from outside the courthouse:
The Goslings are back rioting!!!
Fiona-What do you think Daffy, is this another de ja vu or what???
Daffy- I believe it is, I was strong enough for my siblings!! Luckily the greedy Wolf had swallowed them whole.
But this should be the end of the story of the wolves .
It was only a couple of years ago that his uncle was sitting in that chair,and today it's him!!
People of “Far Away Land” should know the truth, the whole truth!
Fiona- I have more people joining the goslings by the second,
People are being influenced by their message!
Fiona- Shrek! At this point both sides are making their final argument, and it seems to be quite dramatic and effective.
We are about to hear the final verdict. So what do you think??
Shrek- let’s wait and see
Courtroom:
Clerk: all rise , Is there a verdict?
Foreperson: yes
Judge: the defendant is found guilty of charge and he will be handed over to Piglet, so he can boil him up and eat him for supper!!
Fiona- Piglet , what are your comments ?
Piglet - i will live happily ever after !
Shrek: Thank you Fiona for your very thorough report
Finally, from all of us at ten news at ten,
Thank you and Good Night
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Poor Wolf
Here's the real story. The hardlining facts the papers don't want you to read. T wolf had know the pigs for some time. For years they had traveled with a petting zoo company and had thus far only lived in tents. "I'm a goat," said the goat, for he was a goat and was simple. He ate trash and was happy to live under a tent.All the animals lived out under tents in perfect harmony and all things were good.
But the pigs, being the pigs they were, became greedy. "I want a custom RV, with cable television, and a chicken rotisserisizer." This terrified the chickens, who were chickens, and were happy to live simple lives under tents. "BGGOK!!" Said one of the chickens, for he was a chicken, and his utterings were unintelligible.
This is not good said Mr. T wolf, we need enough food to go around for everyone, and simply can't afford these expenditures. The pig became very upset and hasteful. "See what's to become of your food old woof," and late in the evening, in a fit of rage built a house out of hay that was food for the livestock. The next morning all the animals woke up for breakfast to find him sleeping in inside his house of hay.
The wolf knew what had to be done, and blew the house down.
It was a cold day that day it was and all the animals were silent, except for one of the other of the three pigs. For this pigs name was Larry, and he didn't do shit. The zoo labored on throughout the day and all the animals did their part, except Larry.
But the end of the day came, and all things were done, and the time had come to build a fire, for it was time for a great feast to celebrate the day. But when T Wolf went to get wood there was no more. For Larry was not happy living simply under the tent, and had used it all to build a house.
Again the wolf had to get it back, and he blew the house down.
The third day Simon, a happy pig who loved the tent, decided to build a house out of stone. This was a bad day for T Wolf, and T Wolf saw the house and without making an intelligent assessment concluded the house was another wasteful act of greed. But he was mistaken, and it isn't allways wrong to have nice things, this is America bitch. So the wolf huffed and puffed and puffed and huffed and huffed some more collapsing to the ground and weezing.
"Shame on you Mr. T wolf," said Simon. And the wolf was forgotten for his heroics and seen as a total jerk for the rest of his life.
THE END
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