Abnormal Story

Pyra Panks Show

Pyra Panks: HI, welcome all to the Pyra Panks show. Today we’re going to talk about a very serious case that no one had found a solution to.

Many pigs have been killed by Big Bad wolf who claimed himself innocent because he was just doing his job. I have the official trial that we will watch together after this break.

(After the commercial break) As I was saying earlier two innocent pigs have been killed by a big bad wolf in Lost Animal’s land; for many, it has been a shock because these pigs didn’t deserve to die. However, Mr. Wolf without any compassion is saying that he has been convicted of a murder that he has to do as part of his job. Here is the formal trial:

Your honor, in front of you is Mr. Wolf who has been convicted of the murder of the two little pigs.

Honor: What do you have to say for your accusation?

Mr. Wolf: Your Honor I tried to explain to these people that I was just doing my job!

Honor: Is eating pigs your job?

Mr. Wolf: Actually I didn’t eat them, I killed them.

(The crowd angry, screaming, yelling…)

Honor: (knocking on his table) Silence in the courtroom please!!! It’s still murder. Explain yourself Mr. Wolf!!!

Mr. Wolf: My Honor, do you like my meat products???

Honor: Mr. Wolf, I am not the one here for accusation. Proceed to the question that I ask you. Why did you kill these innocent pigs?

Mr. Wolf: Where do you think you get the delicious bacon that you eat when you’re having breakfast??? Where do you think you get these yummy hotdogs and sausage that you eat when you’re having lunch??? They are all made of the meat of these pigs. I’ve been killing pigs for several years for my charcuterie. I cook these pigs to prepare meat products such as bacon, sausage, hot dogs that all of you, in this courtroom accusing me of murder, have been eaten for several years. I was caught up because of this third pig that I couldn’t kill which is now your witness. Therefore, we are all murderers because all of you are a consumer of my meat products. If you think it’s fair to put me in prison for something that we are all tied up then let injustice be. I have nothing else to say!!!

(Pyra Panks tuning off the clip of the formal trial that was ended)

Pyra Panks: From now on ladies and gentlemen, there was no verdict found for this trial. From sources, I heard that the Honor and the crowd were all shocked and couldn’t believe their ears. Some were throwing up, while some were crying feeling guilty. It’s a twisted story that has made all of us guilty of the murder of these two little pigs. Also, the third little pig which is the witness has been seen going crazy since this incident because he also was a customer of Mr. Wolf's charcuterie.

Thanks to all you who watched the Pyra Banks show today! Have a great week-end!

" i was just doing my job"

... these are the first words from Wolf who was not too long convicted of a double homicide...

I was just doing my job i tell you, well see it wasn't my job yet but i was preparing to become a buildings department inspector, which i was obviously overqualified for. That day i was walking along when i noticed this ridiculous house built entirely from straw. I mean what idiot does that. So i knock on the door to have a word with this airhead when the nastiest little pig ask who was there. I answered him, "little pig, little pig let me come in??" The nerve on this guy, he tells me "no, no, by the hair on my chinny chin chin!!!". Now i don't even know what that means but sounds like an insult to me. So joking around i tell this guy i was going to knock his entire house down simply by blowing on it. Sure enough this guys house came tumbling down. To this day i don't know how it came down. When i rushed to check on him he was gone. I paniced and ate him. I didnt know how to explain the incident no one would believe so i tried to hide the evidence it was an accident!!!

... Then how do explain the second pig???....

This just wasnt my day!!!! I finally get out of there and about an hour later i'm walking down a desolate field when i notice this puny little house built just from sticks. I say to myself this guys life is in danger, his house could fall as easy as the idiot who built his house from straw. i go up to the door and knock. When this pig answers i ask him the same question, may i come in? Again i get the answer, "no, no not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!!" Im saying to myself what the fuck could this mean, now upset because i think this pig is trying to insult me again, I took a deep breath and let it out slowly in order to calm down. What do you now??? this guys house tumbles right on top of him. i Know i cant leave the evidence behind no one believe me if i told them. So i ate him right up.


.... wait so how exactly did you get caught....

The third pig was a rat!! i try to compliment him on his nice brick house and he trys to cook me!!
can you believe that!! And here i am imprisoned like im the criminal. That was attempted murder what he did there!!